>walk in your room >see this >what would you do?

>>25742796
>Get Gun
>Tell them to leave
>If they do, great.
>If not, hump them indefinitely.

>>25742796
360 walk awayy

>>25742796
>tell her i am sorry if i woke her up
>leave my own apartment
>hide in bushes nearby
>wait and see when she leaves
>after she leaves i will re-enter my apartment

>say, "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>look around room for cameras
>ask her politely for an explanation for her presence
>ask her to leave, please
>cry later that night as I jack off, after going on a Mongolian board to vent about the experience and why I couldn't even get fucked when the opportunity was literally handed to me
>go to sleep

>activate my STAND power
>stop time
>dick in ass for five seconds
>recover for five seconds
>stop time
>dick in ass for five seconds
>recover for five seconds
>stop time
>dick in ass for five seconds
>recover for five seconds
And so on. It'd be better if she was a dolphin.

Honest question, how would the police possibly find her if I decided to keep her? It seems like if she came in by herself without anybody knowing itd be impossible.

I would chain her up but not be mean or anything just tickle torture her and eventually work up the courage to rape her

>>25742796
How are all these white women getting into my home

>fill out captcha
>get dubs

"Excuse me but could you get the fuck out of my bed"

Gently cover her with a blanket so she doesn't get cold.

>>25742810
>>25742958
>>25743059
>>25743089
>>25743188

Any of these

mount and dry hump her

If she's lying face down on my bed she must really enjoy my dick stink, so I'll "rape" her.

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>>25743221
>dick stink

>>25742796
>check surroundings
>take phone out to call police then record things for legal defence against false rape or assault charges
>escort her out of my house while making sure there aren't any other intruders
>search house for where she forced an entry
>call locksmiths etc where applicable
>search house for missing valuables/sabotage
>give police details of what happened
>press charges if necessary
>go on lockdown and be more observant and aware of my surroundings for the next few weeks in case something else happens

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FUCK HER IN THE ASS YEAAAAAAAAAA

>>25742796
Am I in a dormitory OP?

That'd be cool, that's some real fantasy stuff going on.

>be charismatic and handsome enough to have lots of people to come to your dorm room and chill

Never ever.

>>25743124
>implying there aren't cameras
>implying she did it alone
>implying it isn't a fucking trap

never assume

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>>25742796
She's laying on my bed, in my room. That gives me the permission to do whatever the fuck I want, considering she already knows where she is, and hardly clothed.

inb4 eggs

>Slap ass
>Cover the blanket
Thread

tell her if she doesnt let me smell her ass im going to call the police

Tell her to get the fuck out and lose some fucking weight.

Ask her to leave under the threat of gun violence and the police.

Eat asshole. Doggystyle creampie. Cuddle.

>>25743059
This would be most realistic course of action for me as well.

>>25743240
>>check surroundings
>>take phone out to call police then record things for legal defence against false rape or assault charges
>>escort her out of my house while making sure there aren't any other intruders
>>search house for where she forced an entry
>>call locksmiths etc where applicable
>>search house for missing valuables/sabotage
>>give police details of what happened
>>press charges if necessary
>>go on lockdown and be more observant and aware of my surroundings for the next few weeks in case something else happens

You forgot
>tell mom to stay the fuck out of your bedroom.

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>>25742796

There is only one answer anon.

Throw her in the TV

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shove her over and go to sleep

If it is dead, feed it to the swine
If its alive, tie it up and then feed it to the swine.

>open door
>"s-sorry"
>close door
>find a new apartment

Feed her a bowl of boiled eggs

>>25744640
w-who's hands were the last ones?

>>25744931
She has to eat ALL the eggs.

>>25742796
How come these threads keep getting posted after years?

>>25745080
they're secretly 'here's my gf' posts

Bury my head between her ass cheeks.
OC kommento

>>25743279
Even if she was lying in your bed completely naked with her legs spread, she's STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT!

Being in room isn't consent.

>>25742796
K-Kathryn?

>>25745387
Castle doctrine. my weapon is my penis, i am simply attacking the invader's weak spot :^)

>>25742796
>take out my bunsen burner- deodorant propane fuelled flamethrower off the wall.
>roast the roastie.
>EAT the biceps, third and the ribs for mad gains while leaving the rest for the wolf for mad gains.
>Go out and chop some more trees for firewood tonight.

Wake up from this dream

>>25745388
that game still gives me nightmares

>>25742796
Literally just start raping like there was no tomorrow and then kill myself.

>tfw some dude is fucking her every night

life aint fair

Hell, wouldn't even be mad.

No effort pulls are THE best.

>feel paranoid
>think if she's some robber or something
>call the police
>who are you, waht are you doing my house!?!?!!?
>tell her to gtfo my house
>police wait her on street
>check if my bed is now dirty because of her because I have fear of contamination as a part of my OCD

>>25742796

blast her with piss

>>25746442
I miss this meme.

>>25742796
[x] Genuflect

>>25742827
360 and you would be facing them, fucking retarded faggot

>>25747603
>implying he wouldn't moonwalk after doing a 360

stupid fucking cunt

>>25742796

why are the heel and toes so red like that?

such a turn off.

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>>25747674
such a turn on for me

>>25742796
Do a doubletake

Similar body to my gf. I'd either slap or bite her ass.

>>25747646
>taking obvious bait
fucking newfags fuck off

>>25744935
ur mom lolo

>>25748216
>Newfags can't even understand the newfags meems

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huhu... sex... lol... hahah... lolol :)))