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>walk in your room
>see this
>what would you do?
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>>25742796
>Get Gun
>Tell them to leave
>If they do, great.
>If not, hump them indefinitely.
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>>25742796
360 walk awayy
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>>25742796
>tell her i am sorry if i woke her up
>leave my own apartment
>hide in bushes nearby
>wait and see when she leaves
>after she leaves i will re-enter my apartment
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>say, "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>look around room for cameras
>ask her politely for an explanation for her presence
>ask her to leave, please
>cry later that night as I jack off, after going on a Mongolian board to vent about the experience and why I couldn't even get fucked when the opportunity was literally handed to me
>go to sleep
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>activate my STAND power
>stop time
>dick in ass for five seconds
>recover for five seconds
>stop time
>dick in ass for five seconds
>recover for five seconds
>stop time
>dick in ass for five seconds
>recover for five seconds
And so on. It'd be better if she was a dolphin.
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Honest question, how would the police possibly find her if I decided to keep her? It seems like if she came in by herself without anybody knowing itd be impossible.

I would chain her up but not be mean or anything just tickle torture her and eventually work up the courage to rape her
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>>25742796
How are all these white women getting into my home
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>fill out captcha
>get dubs
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"Excuse me but could you get the fuck out of my bed"
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Gently cover her with a blanket so she doesn't get cold.
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>>25742810
>>25742958
>>25743059
>>25743089
>>25743188

Any of these
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mount and dry hump her
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If she's lying face down on my bed she must really enjoy my dick stink, so I'll "rape" her.
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>>25743221
>dick stink
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>>25742796
>check surroundings
>take phone out to call police then record things for legal defence against false rape or assault charges
>escort her out of my house while making sure there aren't any other intruders
>search house for where she forced an entry
>call locksmiths etc where applicable
>search house for missing valuables/sabotage
>give police details of what happened
>press charges if necessary
>go on lockdown and be more observant and aware of my surroundings for the next few weeks in case something else happens
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FUCK HER IN THE ASS YEAAAAAAAAAA
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>>25742796
Am I in a dormitory OP?

That'd be cool, that's some real fantasy stuff going on.

>be charismatic and handsome enough to have lots of people to come to your dorm room and chill

Never ever.
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>>25743124
>implying there aren't cameras
>implying she did it alone
>implying it isn't a fucking trap

never assume
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>>25742796
She's laying on my bed, in my room. That gives me the permission to do whatever the fuck I want, considering she already knows where she is, and hardly clothed.
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inb4 eggs
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>Slap ass
>Cover the blanket
Thread
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tell her if she doesnt let me smell her ass im going to call the police
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Tell her to get the fuck out and lose some fucking weight.
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Ask her to leave under the threat of gun violence and the police.
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Eat asshole. Doggystyle creampie. Cuddle.
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>>25743059
This would be most realistic course of action for me as well.
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>>25743240
>>check surroundings
>>take phone out to call police then record things for legal defence against false rape or assault charges
>>escort her out of my house while making sure there aren't any other intruders
>>search house for where she forced an entry
>>call locksmiths etc where applicable
>>search house for missing valuables/sabotage
>>give police details of what happened
>>press charges if necessary
>>go on lockdown and be more observant and aware of my surroundings for the next few weeks in case something else happens

You forgot
>tell mom to stay the fuck out of your bedroom.
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>>25742796

There is only one answer anon.

Throw her in the TV
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shove her over and go to sleep
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If it is dead, feed it to the swine
If its alive, tie it up and then feed it to the swine.
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>open door
>"s-sorry"
>close door
>find a new apartment
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Feed her a bowl of boiled eggs
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>>25744640
w-who's hands were the last ones?
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>>25744931
She has to eat ALL the eggs.
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>>25742796
How come these threads keep getting posted after years?
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>>25745080
they're secretly 'here's my gf' posts
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Bury my head between her ass cheeks.
OC kommento
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>>25743279
Even if she was lying in your bed completely naked with her legs spread, she's STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT!

Being in room isn't consent.
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>>25742796
K-Kathryn?
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>>25745387
Castle doctrine. my weapon is my penis, i am simply attacking the invader's weak spot :^)
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>>25742796
>take out my bunsen burner- deodorant propane fuelled flamethrower off the wall.
>roast the roastie.
>EAT the biceps, third and the ribs for mad gains while leaving the rest for the wolf for mad gains.
>Go out and chop some more trees for firewood tonight.
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Wake up from this dream
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>>25745388
that game still gives me nightmares
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>>25742796
Literally just start raping like there was no tomorrow and then kill myself.
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>tfw some dude is fucking her every night

life aint fair
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Hell, wouldn't even be mad.

No effort pulls are THE best.
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>feel paranoid
>think if she's some robber or something
>call the police
>who are you, waht are you doing my house!?!?!!?
>tell her to gtfo my house
>police wait her on street
>check if my bed is now dirty because of her because I have fear of contamination as a part of my OCD
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>>25742796

blast her with piss
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>>25746442
I miss this meme.
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>>25742796
[x] Genuflect
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>>25742827
360 and you would be facing them, fucking retarded faggot
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>>25747603
>implying he wouldn't moonwalk after doing a 360

stupid fucking cunt
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>>25742796

why are the heel and toes so red like that?

such a turn off.
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>>25747674
such a turn on for me
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>>25742796
Do a doubletake
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Similar body to my gf. I'd either slap or bite her ass.
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>>25747646
>taking obvious bait
fucking newfags fuck off
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>>25744935
ur mom lolo
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>>25748216
>Newfags can't even understand the newfags meems
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huhu... sex... lol... hahah... lolol :)))
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