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Can lonely lesbians and robots be friends and maybe practice being lovers with each other?
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>>25739205
I feel like this would work better in anime than real life, and even then if a lesbian practiced sex and romance with a guy she'd sort of cease to be lesbian.
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>tfw no lesbian bff to fap to porn with
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>waahh im a girl but im still lonely
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the idea of fucking a girl whos not even attracted to my gender is depressing mostly because I'd do it
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>>25739272

lesbians have it the worst

>low dating pool
>not like gay guys who will fuck at the drop of a hat
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yeah, it's not like I'm into being treated like a cute girl or anything. Definitely not. just for practice, right?
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>>25739205
Lesbians wouldn't have practice sex with you, the same way you wouldn't have practice sex with a hairy man.
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>>25739316
>you wouldn't have practice sex with a hairy man
I would if hes a nice guy.
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Lesbians are still women which mean they can still reject a guy for not being a chad.
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>>25739205
>female
>lonely
Lol, no.
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I JUST WANT TO BE CUDDLED FOR ONCE, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? I DONT EVEN CARE IF ITS A GUY ANYMORE
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>>25739205
>practice being lovers
What does that even mean, in the context of one person who's not attracted to the other?
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>>25739205
Why can't a lonely lesbian just give me a place to sleep and keep me around like pet that cleans.
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>>25739316
I don't care I just want a female friend that is not going to exploit me or try to manipulate me into a relationship. straight females are extremely manipulating and will try everything they get to into your pants. I am a guy btw
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>>25739377
Practice holding hands
Practice kissing
Practice cuddling
Practice sexual acts
Practice crying into each other's arms about how our lives suck as we practce making love
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>>25739395
Why can't you, I don't know, maybe get guy friends or something?
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>>25739366
if fag: stfu and gtfo
if roastie: stfu and gtfo
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>>25739205
>Definitely not bait
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>>25739407
That's not practice, that's just doing those things. And, again, why would anyone want to do that with someone to whom they're not attracted? For that matter, why would anyone want to do that with someone who isn't attracted to them, knowing that it's hollow and a lie?
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>>25739452
Because we can't get girlfriends so it's this or nothing.
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>>25739492
Sounds worse than nothing, honestly. A constant, sad reminder of how alone you actually are. Also, why wouldn't the lonely lesbians just date each other instead of pretending to have a relationship with robots?
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>>25739445
>not wanting to give the benefit of the doubt and pretend it's real
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>>25739524
I'm pretty comfy being alone and I don't really get sad about it. I'm also not a very sexual person so I don't really have strong feelings about it being connected to that. I would be accepting of this weird lesbo+man friendship, for just a little company and companionship feels i suppose. This is extremely rare or would never happen though.
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>>25739524
Lonely lesbians are few and far between but theres robot friends everywhere.
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>>25739568
Being friends isn't a bad idea, but a pretend relationship is just going to wind up with someone getting hurt.
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>tfw no robot to cuddle and help you get through the lonely times
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>>25739418
I have male friends but their is something about females that makes me feel better when i talk to them like my creativity increases. I think I am lacking femininity in my life.
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>>25739524
I'm not pretty enough for even desperate lesbians to like me.
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>>25739604
I'm sort of a robot. Where do you live?
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>>25739622
I'm not sure any robot would want you either, then. It would be like having an unattractive girlfriend but without sex.
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But

that's rape.
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Females who browse this board are unfit for successful relationships.
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>>25739661
>without sex
Practice sex is okay..
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>>25739609
Nah, you're just delusional.
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>>25739539
>Giving the benefit of the doubt to someone on the internet
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>>25739687
Like practicing for when you get a girlfriend and she puts her penis in you? Makes sense.
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>>25739703
Have you seen the sex toys lesbians tend to have? They've pretty hardcore anon.
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>>25739298
There's no such thing as a strict lesbian. Attraction in females is more malleable than that of males.
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>>25739717
Can't feel as good as the real thing, though. You'd just be left wishing she had a dick, since all that practice sex acquainted you with how they feel.
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>>25739739
I don't know, I've seen some pretty damn lesbian lesbians. There are a lot that are malleable, but I don't think they all are.
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>>25739674
and neither are you :c
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Instead of arguing, why can't we all be friends and take advantage of each other emotionally and physically? Everybody wins.
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>>25739801
'Taking advantage' sounds pretty exploitative, in which case I don't think everyone would be winning.
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>>25739801
What if I fall in love with said lesbian though?
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>>25739830
That's where the emotional exploitation comes into it.

That's also why the idea is fucking stupid. The guys will fall in love with the dykes and then the dykes have to cut contact with them anyway.
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>>25739830
Why would you do that? We're the rejects of the female sex. It's just meant to be practice anon, practice.
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>>25739856
Not deliberately, but it would happen. How in the hell can you do all those things with someone and not develop feelings for them?
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>>25739205
>tfw friends with a lesbian
She's actually cool as hell. One of my best online friends.

I'll be your friend anon, just give me your steam or something.
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>>25739830
What if the lesbian falls in love with the robot?
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>>25739830
You won't because we're not Stacey or even the cute girl next door, we're below average emotionally needy mentally broken people that just want someone to hug.
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>>25739205
>lesbians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirlane_McCray

Lesbianism is the sexual identity for avowed attention whores.
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>>25739985
>we're below average emotionally needy mentally broken people that just want someone to hug
This shouldn't appeal to me and yet for some reason it does, even more so than the prospect of a relationship with "the cute girl next door." There's something kind of raw and honest and relatabale about it. Which is precisely why I think I'd fall for such a girl and get my heart broken.
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>>25739205
Robot who wants a lesbian friend here
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>>25740373
It's a troll thread Anon. No lesbians want to be platonic friends with homo robots.
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>>25740485
>No lesbians want to be platonic friends with homo robots
I'm not a homo though
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I would gladly have a lesbian friend.
Really, I'd be glad to have any friend desu.
But with a lesbo, we could
>feel >tfw no gf together
>she'll let me explore her female body cus no other girl will
>she can experiment with my penis
>stretch her out to ready her for dildos and strapons
>cuddle with
>wrestle with
>she'll fuck/blow me when horny so we can get back to whatever we were doing
>wear pajamas and be lazy and ugly faggots together
>play basketball and toss the pigskin
>watch lesbian porn while I eat her out
>play vidya together
>she'll give me tips for getting a gf
>perfect wingman

Too bad lesbians hate black guys.
It's a nice fantasy tho.
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>>25739316
But my penis is designed for vagina.
My butt is not designed for dick
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>>25739205

i once had feelings for a pixi alt lesbian. she stopped being my friend once i told her. it hurt me so much i haven't been the sane so no no they cannot. and gtfo this board
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That will never work, stop letting your rotted, porn-addicted mind say such stupid stuff.
10/10.
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le all girls are bi meme
also yeah sure if anyone is in London
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>>25739205
no, you fucking idiot

desperatefag questions like this are 99% of the reason why girls hate us
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