who /mommy fetish/ here? it makes me hella stiff, m7

>>25738902
Here.

I don't want to actually fuck my real mother though. I have an imaginary one.

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>>25738902
>tfw no qt mommy gf

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>tfw no sexy older gf to treat you like a little incompetent boy and molest you

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>>25739097
>tfw no sexy older gf who likes to play dress up and makes you go down on her

>>25738902
I have no such fetish but am I the only one who finds the wording in the pic to be really funny? It sounds like a testimonial for some business.
>OP's mom was a great fuck. Service was prompt and efficient, and she really lived up to the expectations one has for a professional. Presentation could be better and more modern, but otherwise I can't recommend OP's mom enough!

>>25739136
we need a sex yelp

>tfw mommy gf to a qt boy
>tfw never been happier and never wanna let him go

>>25739136
I have a pretty big MILF fetish. Not so much for "mommy" or anything like that. I just find a woman in her early 40s to be strikingly hot.

I agree that wording is fucking LOL. "Mom is so cool"

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>>25738902
the bond between a brother and sister is sacred, and you're desecrating it with you're perverted thoughts. news flash: the only reason you're atracted to her is because you're a fucking loser neet who can't possibly attract affection from another girl outside of the family tree, because you're sub-human trash that doesn't deserve love. therefore you seek it from the female in closest proximity to you. you're meme fetish is a blatant indication of the failure that is you existence.

>tl;dr: FUCKING KILL YOURSLEF

yoursluttymom.tumblr.com

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>tfw no older sis/mom gf that'll always be your lap pillow

>>25739286
literally the saddest of feels

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>tfw no incest curious qt.14gf who pretends to not like it when you call her mommy and subtly calls you her baby boy while you make love