/r9k/ Pirate Thread

Bumping for hearty adventure

Bumpin

THIS IS A FUCKING ORIGINAL COMMENT

Hands-down, best chantey

https://youtu.be/4E45ee-1gMs

tfw no booty

actually one of the most original things ive seen in a while
bump

>>25735245
THIGH EXPRESSION WHEN NO BOOTY

>>25734974
Here we go boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

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>>25734974
This pirate is a FRAUD

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>>25734974
Part of the crew part of the ship.

I can't wait to hang several mangled corpses to the back of this thing so we leave a literal trail of blood in our wake. Also jam a Stacy through the mast in through the asshole out through the mouth.

Yahargh! Tis I, Captain Neckbeard of the Flying Feel. You have me ship and me crew at your disposal!

>>25735494

Welcom to the fleet me Chad-slayin' pirate chum!

>>25735347
>>25735149

We shall sing these while sailin' back to our pirate cove, Wojak Bay!

>>25735494
Arg me robot pirate matey lets go plunder some tendies!

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>>25734974
YAAARRRGGGHHH Cap'n I recently spied from the crow's nest a landlubbin' normie's house.

Farkin' landlubbers, get orf me island YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aye propose that we dock after sunset and leave a salty seabot pile of nightsoil within his mailing threshold. Permission to fire my bum full of rum Cap'n?!

>>25734974
call yourself a fucking capn without a single northman upon yer crew? Take me and Odin will guide our ship to tendies and gfs, so long as many chads lay dead, you have my word.

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>>25735720

PREPARE TO BOARD LADS! GRAB YER FLINTLOCKS AND WEAPONISED TENDIES! TIME TO SLAY SOME NORMIE DOGS!

>>25735840

Welcome to the crew strange hairy man! I see your axe has hewn the necks of many a landlubbin' normie!

This thread makes me happy

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Ayy lads, sexy bathtime! Post the captured qt 3.14s you be bringin' to bathtime!

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>>25736215

Captain's choice to start!

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>>25736060
I've butchered many a normie in the kingdom of sokkerfeld, back when I was still a pup, but it's been a while since I've reaved, and my axe has a massive thirst capn.


>>25736215
>tfw no shield maiden

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>>25736429

A fine choice my northern mate! I myself prefer thick roasties to whet my salacious appetite.

bump

this is good shit senpai

bumpedy boop

The crew must sail through the stormy night seas and survive until the morn, where fresh plunder and tendies await!

bUMP BumP bumep

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Arr I hope we be sailin near the equator.

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>>25736520
Thick roasties = best roasties.

Capn it pains my heart, but I must abandon ship, I've got pigs to feed in the morning. Perhaps another night I'll go sailing. Before I depart, may I suggest, that you set a course so the crew has something to work towards. Otherwise this lot will be left with nothing to do but whittle their spears and fall asleep, good for nothin lazy peons.

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>>25736235
>that booty

>>25737234

Tis a good plan mate!

>>25737175

A fine Carrabee wench if ever I saw one!

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"ALRITE LADS! WE'RE BOARDING THE ROYAL NAVY VESSEL, "HAMMER OF CHAD"!"

>PRESENT ARMS AND SHOW ME YOUR LOADOUTS BEFORE THE FIGHT!

>ALSO MARK THE STACY YOU PLAN TO PLUNDER FROM THE SHIP'S HOLDS BEFORE WE SCUTTLE THE PILE OF ROTWOOD!

-Captain Pepe Grenouille

Bumpin for crew!

https://youtu.be/ltWirB6jKh0

BRACE FOR IMPACT LADS! MAKE YOUR WEAPONS AND LOOTIN' INTENTIONS CLEAR OR CAP'N GRENOUILLE GETS ALL OF IT!

https://youtu.be/LX9VxBwvFFo

SHIVER MY TENDIES
SHIVER MY SOUL

YO
HO-HEE
HO

>>25737723
>>25738016
/muppetmind/

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>>25738043

>tfw when the crew mutinies and leaves you on a desert island
>justpiratethings.jpeg

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>>25736060
>>25737664
>>25737723

Aye lads I have returned from my poopoo raid in the mailbox, sadly me britches were caught in the line of fire and had to be abandoned.

Let us remeber in a brief silence me britches there were lost in the raid and celebrate our plunder with some snake wine I procured from our slanty-eyed pirate brothers from the far east.

>>25738192
Where be oc pirate pepe 3 captain?

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>>25738279

Here he be laddie!

>>25738245

LET US MOURN THIS MATE'S BRITCHES LADS!

*has a hearty swig of yellow pirate snake wine*

They were fine britches...

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DANGER AHEAD LADS! KRAKEN INBOUND! MAN THE CANNONS! MARKSMEN TO THE RIGGINGS! LOUSY LANDLUBBERS GRAB AXES AND CHOP THOSE TENTACLES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH5rEvxFLvM

tis' not for the landlubber's

>>25738916

Aye, tis a shanty only for hardened sea dogs with the salt between their teeth!

>>25738940
Ay! Ho ho!
Thy rum & booty is yours as is mine matey.
All Hail the Flying Dutchman!

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>>25738883
CAPTAIN THE BLOODY KRAKEN'S GOT A HOLD OF THE SHIP!

https://youtu.be/qGyPuey-1Jw

A good shanty for when we be holed up in port down the Carabee a few days while the storms blow over!

>>25738975

All hail indeed!

>>25738977

I told ye lads! First Mate, you lead the axemen and start choppin' those creepers of his! I don't want to lose all our barrels of tendies to such scum sea dwellers as this! Someone, get us some pirate battle music for the fight!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvoxVA6Zy9g&index=18&list=RD953vagWiMJM

>tfw we find no booty and we're down to our last rations
>no rum
>the sea is calling us lad's

>>25739038

Don't worry bout food lad, I have a secret stash of tendies down in Tortuga Bay.

But why is the rum gone?

https://youtu.be/JImcvtJzIK8

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Permission to come aboard captain? I am but a simple outlaw in the land of normies and robots, belonging to neither and wanted by neither but my allegiance lies with robots everywhere. I have observed normies for many years and know of their weaknesses and think I could be a valuable asset to your crew.

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Hands up robots, welcome to Somalia

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>>25739120
'fraid you boarded the wrong ship my nig

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>>25735149
pretty good song m80, thanks for sharin' arrgh spook me bones

>>25739120
*quick draws tendie revolver from holster with a print of my waifu on it*

Your move son

>>25739114

Permission granted ye gunslingin's landlubber! Fancy a pint of rum to start you off?

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REPORTIN FER DUTY, CAP'N GRENOUILLE. TILL THE NORMIES, OR NEPTUNE TAKES ME, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.

>>25739218
I'd be much obliged captain, hopefully we can make these voyages a regular enterprise

Why do them yellow girls love me so. Away Santy Anno. Because I don't tell them all I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Is4KV9fSO4

>>25739243

Welcome aboard lad! Lets hope you get taken by too much rum, death by normies or Neptune is a sad prospect!

>>25739264

Ayy lad, there's too many tendies and qt3.14 wenches on these high seas for be to stop buccaneerin' any time soon!

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AVAST LADS! WE BEING BOARDED BY PSYCHO-PEPE'S, THOSE ONE'S WHO BEEN DRINKIN' TOO MUCH SEA WATER! SET ABOUT EM WITH CUTLASS AND PISTOL LADS, I WANT EM OFF MY SHIP AND AWAY FROM ME TENDIES!

https://youtu.be/yRh-dzrI4Z4

>>25739412
Then let's hoist the colors and strike fear into the hearts of Chads and Stacies on the high seas of /r9k/ until all know the name Captain Pepe Grenoullie

>>25739447
*unholsters Chick Fil A caliber tendie revolvers*

May Pepe have mercy on your souls foul creatures

>>25736520
Nantucket sleigh ride!

>>25739489

That reminds me, we'll need a resident harpoonist for the big thick lasses! Care to volunteer?

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Aye Captain, this thread be some fresh oc you plundered 'ere.

>>25739512
Aye, I'll join. Biggest lance in all of Muskeget.

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>>25735149
holy shit, this is actually great

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Best read with a cask of rum and some salted pork.

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>>25739565

Tis rare portraits I found of Captain Pepe Grenouille of a mysterious isle. On the charts it be called Em-ess Paynt. Here, I also found this OC Skull an' Crossed Tendies flag in the treasure hoard!

>>25739485
*unholster's Popeye's tendies musket and draws my KFC Sword I purchased in the Caribbean with my good boy points*

let's all relax

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RAISE THE OL' JOLLY RODGER

>>25739728
You don't want me to stop the psycho Pepes captain? They'll break into the tendie hoard at this rate?

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>>25739722

Ayy looks to be a fine read (though I must warn you pork is strictly haram and not permitted upon this vessel thank you sir)!

Also, nice digits my lad!

>>25739838

Aye lad! *swings ancient Spanish tendie cutlass* Help me and the lads see em' back onto their schooner, or else they'll have at our tendies for sure! *fires special >tfwnogf ammunition out of flintlock pistol into apporaching psycho-pepe's head*

>>25739838
Keep him alive. Wee need a new cabin boy.

https://youtu.be/gfpmuuzt3q0

New shanty from the paddy pirates!

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Captin, this here be the Stacie I plan on pillagin!

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>>25735245
There be enough booty for the two of us to share matey

>>25740010
>>25739980

By Davy Jone's locker, those be some thick wenches to be sure! When you be done we can sell em for many Good Boy Guineas down in the Carrabee!

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>>25739838
Matey, man the REEEEE cannons now!
SECURE THE TENDIES AND GOODBOYPOINTS LADS! IF WE DON'T WE WILL BE SLEEPING IN DAVEY JONES LOCKER TONIGHT. AHOY LAD'S GUNG HO!
MAY THE RAREST PEPE'S WATCH OBER US IN YE' DARKEST HOUR

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>>25740065
Aye captin! I'll have them fillin our mugs tonight, with foamy beer covering their tits and falling down their arses as we give them big ole cheeks a nice ole slap, to which will rain droplets of beer on us all!

Right Stacie's, get to it with them corsets!!!

Ah, and here be one of them eastern ones capin!

>>25740164

I locked the Tendies with a good ole dubs lock (witness my dubs!)

If I fail to dub though then they ain't gonna last long!

>shoves spaghetti and meatballs into the REE cannons

>>25740220

That Chinese wench...is...bruh.

Ahoy Captain! I can't wait to behead some Normies!

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>>25740235

Try again on the dubs lock! We must secure the tendies!

>>25740267

Grab a tendie cutlass then me lad, and onto the riggin's wit' ye!

As the best ones have already been posted

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>>25740260

Get your eyes on the enemy first matey before -

>a pyscho tendie sword bursts through his chest

Matey!

>shoots the psycho with a tendie bluster, splattering his brains all over
>catches his stabbed comrade

Come on now matey, it's-its just a scratch ...just a scratch I tell you. Come on now, don't-dont let your eyes droop like that...

>>25740297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWlkTPIX2i0
too dumb to embed, apparently

>>25740269
Aye trying again!

>whacks the locks on

WITNESS MY DUBS!

>clash of thunder and Poseidon's balls to the waves!

>>25740235
LAD NO!
SAVE THE SPAGOOTER AND MEATY WEATIES

USE THE ABUNDANCE OF SPOILED NUGGIES IN THE CARGO. I STILL HAVE A SECRET STACHE OF TENDIES N BBQ FOR THE CREW AND ALL.
Ahoy Matey! FIRE AT WILL AND KEEP YOUR SHOTS TRUE.

>>25740313

MORE LAD! CLOSE THE DUBS LOCK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

>>25740327
Aye capin!

>rushes to the cargo, pulling up arm fulls of the spoiled nuggies
>loads them
>lights the fuse
>the fizzling cord whips before my eyes as I train the cannon on the Kraken beast

Arrrg! SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

>dubs be with me!

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>>25740300

I'm...d-d-dying matey! I don't think I'm going to make it! Tell my qt 3.14 oneitis...that...that...nothing, don't want to weird her out. It's getting so c-c-cold...

...btw, n--n-nice d-digits matey...

>>25740362

>misses his dub cannon shot and lock!

Blast it all to Davey locker!

>loads cannon
>strikes boot to striker fuse and punches the lock
>lightening cracks

I'll give it another shot for them both captin!

>holds the chest in the crook of his arm while aiming
>beads of PeePee course down his brow

BOOM!

>>25740396

AGAIN LAD! GET SOME DUBS!

MATEY'S THIS IS NO SHANTY
WE HAVE WOUNDED ON THE POOP DECK!
MAN YOUR STATIONS UNTIL THE RUNNING SUN. WE MAY DIE BUT KNOW YOU ALL WERE THE FINEST CREW AN OLD SEADOG COULD EVER HA-

>the REEE cannons fire
>a faint distant sound of a tendie revolver
>A sharp pain in me chest
>can taste the salt in me mouth
>me tendies and spaghetti seep out of me pockets

i-i lub y-ye old seadogs

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AVAST LADS! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY CHADS FLYIN' THE COLOURS OF HER MAJESTY QUEEN STACEY OF NORMIELAND!

WE NEED TO HIT THEIR POWDER STORE 5 TIMES TO SINK EM BEFORE THEY GET WITHIN BOARDIN' RANGE!

ROLL MULTIPLES OF 10 TO SINK EM', I'M COUNTIN' ON YOU LADS!

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>>25740395

>lips trembling
M-matey don't you talk like that. Ain't them words supposed to come out of ya-
>blood splatters my cheek from your cough
I'll-I won't tell them, and you won't either cause you'll make it.
>holds him closer
Here matey I'll-I'll keep you warm! That I'll do mate. That I'll do right and good now.
>looks at the digits with him
>laughs
Aye they be good! That they be
>looks back down at his mate
Maybe we can get some quad-
>his mates eyes are vacant. Dead
G-good night...sweet prince

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I will cleanse Spain's waters of you English dogs.

>>25740416

WIIIIITNESSS MEEEEE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>KICKS THE FLINT

BOOOOOM!

>>25740444

His trips! They've saved the tendies! His trips have ultra-locked the tendies store, those psycho-pepes can't touch our tendies now!

*weeps a single tear*

He died...so...t-the tendies could live. May Neptune take him into his hall, may he feast on sea-tendies and slide his pee-pee tube into many a mermaid Stacy.

>>25740494

>KICKS THE FLINT

COME ON YOU SON OF A STACIE!!!!!

BOOOOOOOM!

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>>25740473

*poo poo pee pee oozes out of dead mate's trousers onto deck as rigor mortis kicks in*

>>25740525

It's ok lad, the tendies have been saved! Focus fire on that incoming Chad ship! I need five hits to take em down, we're looking to roll multiples of 10 to hit!

>>25740444

>shakey hand atop his brow
You did matey...you did good
>slowly stokes the hand down his face, closing his eyes with a PooPooPeePee smear
Sleep now matey...sleep

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Mutiny lads

>>25740550

Aye! I'm on it!

>changes direction of his REE cannon

CHAD!

>fuse fizzes

GET THE FUCK OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

BOOM!

>>25740599
Direct hit with the dub's matey!
I see the scurvey scoundrel's abadoning ship. LET THE LOCKER HAVE THEM LAD'S
WE FEAST TONIGHT

>>25740528

>holds him close even as the warm PooPooPeePee slides down his legs and the Cannon shot hits Chad's ship, sending debree and splinters all over

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>>25740622

Dubs confirm!!!!!

AVAST! TONIGHT WE FEAST!

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>>25734974

I'VE MANNED THE POOPDECK CAPTAIN,

Wojak wants to pillage another Stacey's vessel, but I keep tellin em that Roastie Dabloons aren't worth a shite once we hit the Robot Seas.

>>25740784

Damn that bastard and his obsessions! Tell him we'll look for the White Whale Stacie. That'll fancy his whistle.

>>25740874
permission t' come aboard this ship captain?

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Aha, I Fabio have come to take your women and your protein.

>be cabin boy
>they don't know I'm a girl pretending to be a boy
How much longer do you think this is going to last? I have a pretty good disguise but I don't like the way the captain looks at me.

>>25741288
Looks like you're in the barrel.

>>25741294
Like hell. If I have to I'll come up with something. I might just tell the captain and hope he watches my back. He's a good person, I think. Better than most of the people on the ship. And they all say I'm the best cabin boy they've had so there's that right?

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>>25741288
Get your duckey ready cause we're about to get fuckey

Fikifikifiki

>>25741380
What does that even mean? Who brings a rubber duckey on a pirate ship?

>>25741206

Ayy lad, welcome aboard!

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>>25741440
Ditch lose losers and sail with my crew as the first mate.

>>25741532
This seems like a trick
Like something really terrible is going to happen to me if I get on your ship

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>>25741597
You know you deserve better than these hopeless losers. Everyone knows Fabio the Cruel and his Seawolves.

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>>25741373

Captain Grenouille here! Normally I bugger me cabin boy so you better like fat green cock up yer arse lass!

>>25741682

LADS, CAPTAIN HERE! WE GOT A CHAD TRYING TO CAUSE A MUTINY! TIE HIM TO THE MAST AND LET ME CABIN GIRL FUCK 'IM UP THE ARSE WITH A BROOM HANDLE!

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>>25741828
Too late captain Loser. I have already seduced your women and will now bombard your boat of dweeb virgins.

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>>25742065
dude lets make those nerds walk the plank

>>25742065
I... I think I'm in love with you, captain chad. I'll be the best first mate you've ever had.

>>25742065

>that pic

I actually met fabio at my supermarket today, really nice guy.

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I don't know how many of you guys would be interested.
but
What say we sing a chantey together with vocaroo?
I don't think there's been an /r9k/ sings in a long time, and what better than a chantey, me mateys?

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>>25741828
Captian I TOLD YOU NOT TO ALLOW ANT FEMBOTS ON!

Now they're all joining this Fabio Chad!

Women don't, no...they can't understand loyalty. They never have. They never will!

>lights fuse that slowly makes its way to the powder barrrela of PooPooPeePee

This is it lads. We've been had. It...it was a good trip. See you... See you on the other side.

>fuse hits the barrels

Dubs it blows the ship

>>25742933

...dubs

Boom.

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Am I too late to get on board?
I'm packing my own heat! I'm a marksman!

>>25735149
>https://youtu.be/4E45ee-1gMs [Embed]
fugg.
>tfw not a pirate sailing seas with mates

>>25743028

Alas the ship...she's gone.

>debree falls from the sky, aflame and smoking

But another day, another voyage

>grips Anons shoulder tightly

Aye, another day well sail again. And all across the sea, the oceans, the waters of all, the NORMIEs shall fear the wake of our ship!

ONE DAY PEPE REVENGE WILL SET SAIL!

>>25742576
I wanna hear this

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>>25743090
Captain Thompson gives the order
To sail the ocean wide
Where the sun it never sets, my lads
Nor darkness dims the sky

For it's cheer up my lads
Let your hearts never fail
For the bonnie ship the Diamond
Goes a-hunting for the whale


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk2nIrZV-9w

>>25743189

>takes off hat solemnly

The capin would have appreciated that. The glorious bastard that he was.

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Just a /m/an casually passing,hinting we need fucking Crossbone Gundams.Nothing is more fitting,really.The normies will tremble in fear,for they cannot recognize the unfamiliar shapes,seeing as they`ve never seen a Mobile Suit in their pathetic lives.

Yeeargh, lads. D'ye think me wench will be safe! I 'ear Cap'n Thundercawk is on shore leave.

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Why did you do this to me? M8, I wasn't ready for these feels.