So this is what passes for female 'comedy'....

Plz respond is this real

DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO DUDE

Women are the most uncreative and disgusting creatures

>>25734479
>into a tub of cream cheese
What the fucking hell? Doesn't that mean she has an infection that needs to be taken care of?
Mine will be a little wet, but what is she even saying here?

>>25734874
>mine
bye

I don't think she is particularly funny, but you've never seen a male comedian talk about how gross their balls and dick are?

>>25734919
Not really, no. I rarely ever hear that sort of thing, and when I do, they're not funny.

>>25734479
She's a qt.

I would tolerate her mediocre jokes.

>>25734874
it's exaggeration for the sake of comedy.

probably shouldn't take it seriously.

>>25734479
I don't like female comedians but then again, I think all stand up comedians are fucking trash. Not a single one can make me laugh.

>>25734919
Maybe some do, but it's not their main material. 99% of what female "comedians" do is scream "DUDE MY VAGINA IS SO GROSS LOL!!"

>>25734961
Pretty much the only reason people are allowing her to crap out shit jokes is because she's cute, she literally needs no talent. Just stand in front of everyone and look cute.

I hate that shit where they say something like "WHICH, BTW, ALL VAGINAS DO! LADIES!!!! YOU AND ME, LADIES" You just know all the stupid women in the audience are going to laugh and clap and maybe shed a couple tears. "OMG SHE GETS US LADIES!!! THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT!!!!"

Roasties are never funny, and the only reason men will say they are is to get into their pants

to be fair, all stand up comedy sucks.

seinfeld and larry david stand ups are cringeworthy.

i am so glad i am a man and i can create meaning in my life without constantly referring back to the meaning i was born with between my legs

i can just paint a flower or a koala depending on which one i like better, without making it a VAGINA FLOWER!!!! I'M A BIIIIIIIIIIG FEMINIST VAGINA WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR

>>25734919
never have

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>ywnh a wet leaky vagina

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>SO EMPOWERED
>OMG IM TALKING ABOUT MY VAGINA IN PUBLIC
>GET USED TO IT SILLY BOYS AND LAUGH OR ELSE YOU'RE A SEXIST SHITLORD

>>25734479
The more I hear about women and their gross problems the more I wish I was gay

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Joan Rivers was funny. But then, she was also one of the few women who understand the power of self-deprecation.

I'm a fa/tg/uy and I see it in roleplay all the time, too; while the guys might be playing humans, elves, dark elves, orcs, hairy athlete's foot-infected halflings...VARIETY...you're lucky if you find a cunt who's willing to roleplay a barbarian. And even then it's likely an excuse to be naked in the game. They all want to be female and pretty, because their characters are little more to them than places for self-insertion. "teehee don't hit on me boys xDD"

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>>25734479
>Be cashier
>Guy trying to figure out how to pay with chip card
>2 girls behind him
>girl_1: "Just stick it in lmao" and start snickering
>Both of us just look at them like they're fucking retards
>after the dude leaves I ask them why they had to be rude
>"it was funny, I'm funny teehee"

I mean it wasn't funny AT ALL and they giggled for 2 whole minutes.

>>25734976
it's an exaggeration to even call that disgusting farce "comedy"

>>25736286
I like 50 Cent now.

Funniest female comedian I saw in recent times was last year I think. She was on some comedy central show and she was saying how much she wanted to be desirable. Something like, if someone date raped her and he was still there she would ask if they were in a relationship now.

Surprisingly a lack of "haha's" from girls.

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There's only one funny female comedian.

>>25736601
i like maria bamford because i can relate to mental illness

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>>25736333
Excellent post numbers.

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VAGANAS

>>25736711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY

DUDE YOUR FRIEND DIED LOL

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>>25736253
She was a jew loving israel supporter.
Fucking kike, like all female comedians.
Always telling us to embrace BBC and promiscuity.
Literally a jew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv-7feBZtGQ

>>25736601
Holy shit is she using heroin? She looks awful now.

>>25736764
>She was a jew loving israel supporter.
Thanks for letting me know, anon. I suppose by listening to black metal I also support murder and arson, too. And by listening to jazz I have outed myself as a racemixing kuck.

Really, do her politics matter? She's the one and only exception I've found to the "women are not funny" rule, at least so far.

>>25736836

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78

>>25736333
His twitter used to be hilarious, now he just shills for Effen

>@FloydMayweather will you accept my ALS CHALLENGE: I will donate $750k to a charity of your choice, if you can read a full page out of a Harry Potter book out loud without starting and stopping or fucking up lmao

>>25736842
She's always had a drugged out look.

I think she's just skinny

>>25736849

yeah I agree and I'm not really a fan of Judes either

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>>25736836
Jesus christ that was hard to watch

Feminists will blame her failure on the patriarchy

>>25736836
>>25736852
Jesus, fucking fuck. Why does nobody stop them? Like, literally no one who actually cares for them has the heart to tell them to stop?

>>25736960
That would be sexist and oppressive anon

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>>25736836
>>25736934

>not knowing she has a music video

fucking pleb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m595hMxXou0

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>>25736836
>>25737024

I know she's a feminist roastie but I really bad for her. Like someone should just kill her and end her fucking cringe-chronic existance.

>>25737024
>>25736849
>>25736836
This shouldn't exist. This is wrong. I think these videos just made me believe that there is a such thing as objective truths.

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>>25737024
This is painful to watch

>>25736852
this is what female autism is

and she still probably has weeb Chads lining up to fuck her

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CASUAL SEX, AM I RIGHT LADIES?

>>25737976
>>25736711

She is a legit 3/10. How she gets any sex at all is beyond me.

>>25738005
she's white you idiot

>>25737976

I fucking hate her face. Even just by seeing it you can tell she's a tryhard unfunny fucking cunt.

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Tbh half of you autists base your entire perception of female comedy off image macros and memes. There's been plenty of great female comedians and comedy writers like puc related, the popular comics for both genders are complete shit right now, saying Amy Schumer defines female comedy is like saying Dane cook defined male comedy a decade ago

>>25735007

that's why virtually all successful female "comedians" are attractive. nobody goes to see them for their bad jokes. i'll never get lisa lampanelli though. ugly and horribly unfunny.

>>25737952
Probably not since she isn't good looking, but she does probably have an unlimited stream of betas and weebs who worship her

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>>25736836
that was tough

>>25736842

that's called aging, female style. i mean she's gotta be in her mid 40s by now.

>>25738044
this to be honest with you family.
>blox

>>25736601
I like all the voices she does. p rad

>>25738005
A lot of men are so desperate for sex that they will literally fuck anything. She knows this and capitalizes on it.

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>>25736836
dear god my sides, someone kill this sorry excuse for a comedian

>>25738069
Thank you for saying this, it's your own damn fault for not trying if you can't find quality comedy from females in 2013+3

>>25734479
It is true though. Panties are fucking disgusting. Shit stained strips of cloth and dried vaginal secretions.
Not particularly funny, but very true.

>>25738069
This.
I don't even know these comedians until r9k makes fun of them and calls them All comedians.