>into a tub of cream cheese
What the fucking hell? Doesn't that mean she has an infection that needs to be taken care of?
Mine will be a little wet, but what is she even saying here?
I hate that shit where they say something like "WHICH, BTW, ALL VAGINAS DO! LADIES!!!! YOU AND ME, LADIES" You just know all the stupid women in the audience are going to laugh and clap and maybe shed a couple tears. "OMG SHE GETS US LADIES!!! THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT!!!!"
Roasties are never funny, and the only reason men will say they are is to get into their pants
i am so glad i am a man and i can create meaning in my life without constantly referring back to the meaning i was born with between my legs
i can just paint a flower or a koala depending on which one i like better, without making it a VAGINA FLOWER!!!! I'M A BIIIIIIIIIIG FEMINIST VAGINA WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR
>OMG IM TALKING ABOUT MY VAGINA IN PUBLIC
>GET USED TO IT SILLY BOYS AND LAUGH OR ELSE YOU'RE A SEXIST SHITLORD
Joan Rivers was funny. But then, she was also one of the few women who understand the power of self-deprecation.
I'm a fa/tg/uy and I see it in roleplay all the time, too; while the guys might be playing humans, elves, dark elves, orcs, hairy athlete's foot-infected halflings...VARIETY...you're lucky if you find a cunt who's willing to roleplay a barbarian. And even then it's likely an excuse to be naked in the game. They all want to be female and pretty, because their characters are little more to them than places for self-insertion. "teehee don't hit on me boys xDD"
>Guy trying to figure out how to pay with chip card
>2 girls behind him
>girl_1: "Just stick it in lmao" and start snickering
>Both of us just look at them like they're fucking retards
>after the dude leaves I ask them why they had to be rude
>"it was funny, I'm funny teehee"
I mean it wasn't funny AT ALL and they giggled for 2 whole minutes.
Funniest female comedian I saw in recent times was last year I think. She was on some comedy central show and she was saying how much she wanted to be desirable. Something like, if someone date raped her and he was still there she would ask if they were in a relationship now.
Surprisingly a lack of "haha's" from girls.
There's only one funny female comedian.
She was a jew loving israel supporter.
Fucking kike, like all female comedians.
Always telling us to embrace BBC and promiscuity.
Literally a jew
>She was a jew loving israel supporter.
Thanks for letting me know, anon. I suppose by listening to black metal I also support murder and arson, too. And by listening to jazz I have outed myself as a racemixing kuck.
Really, do her politics matter? She's the one and only exception I've found to the "women are not funny" rule, at least so far.
His twitter used to be hilarious, now he just shills for Effen
>@FloydMayweather will you accept my ALS CHALLENGE: I will donate $750k to a charity of your choice, if you can read a full page out of a Harry Potter book out loud without starting and stopping or fucking up lmao
Jesus christ that was hard to watch
Feminists will blame her failure on the patriarchy
>not knowing she has a music video
I know she's a feminist roastie but I really bad for her. Like someone should just kill her and end her fucking cringe-chronic existance.
Tbh half of you autists base your entire perception of female comedy off image macros and memes. There's been plenty of great female comedians and comedy writers like puc related, the popular comics for both genders are complete shit right now, saying Amy Schumer defines female comedy is like saying Dane cook defined male comedy a decade ago
that's why virtually all successful female "comedians" are attractive. nobody goes to see them for their bad jokes. i'll never get lisa lampanelli though. ugly and horribly unfunny.
dear god my sides, someone kill this sorry excuse for a comedian