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O M E G L E
T H R E A D

come and talk to robots
Friendly reminder to skip stacies

Interests include : R9k omegler9k omegle9000 4chan
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>>25732022

I can get in on this. I'm drinking alone anyway, could use some company. Get in here friendos.
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Where the boypussy at tonight?
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>he got the tags wrong again

no point in even going on then t b h
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i met a girl on r9k omegle. i added her on skype but she never gets on so i can't talk to her anymore.
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is that black guy on?
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>>25732022
jfc why do you keep fucking up the tags?
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>>25732707
Yeah, he got mad when I implied he was a virgin
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One robot is having an autism attack.
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>>25732775

He's one insecure motherfucker.
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>find guy
>he tells me to show face
>i dont
>ok bye
YOU PEOPLE DONT BELONG HEREEEEEEEEEE
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>>25733301
are we talking about the same black guy?
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when guys desperately want a grill
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NO MORE NORMIES BUMP
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>meet girl on reddit tag because bored
>cam is off
>i can hear mic
>voice sounds cute
>keep telling her to turn on cam, cute voice so maybe it'll be a cute shy girl
>turns on cam
>fat tumblrite
>tell her she can turn off cam now
>she says it was mean, doesn't turn off cam
>d/c her
god damn
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>>25734793
>looking for girls
kek
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I'm fucking banned.

Help senpai, how do I get around this?
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a robot called me ugly:(( i know man, i know
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>>25734793
>>25735809
>being thirsty on r9k
Lmaoing @ your life family
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>>25735989
Not thirsty, don't even know why I got banned. But the unmoderated chat sucks. It's literally 99% literal dicks.
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>>25732022
>tfw spent 7 hours on r9k omegle asking blackboxes to be my gf
I feel dirty
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>mic but no cam
>uncomfortable talking
fug
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Come on guys, get in here.

Stop disconnecting me.

>>25735809
>>25736098
Get a VPN and hope you get lucky.
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has anyone seen my bf?
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>>25736678
Who's your boyfriend?
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>>25736808
a cute robot boy
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>>25736998
no he's my Boyfriend get out
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>>25737087
he has been my bf for months so please leave
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>>25737110
he's been my boyfriend for years so stfu
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>>25736998
It's fucking you isn't it. That succubus cat molester. Stay away from me, harpy.
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>>25737134
what no wtf he has always been my bf you don't even know him
>>25737158
I am not a cat molester
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>>25737203
shows what you know side ho
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>>25737203
>>25737134
>>25736998
>>25736808
>>25737110
>>25737087

One of you is a cat molester and the other one is filthy fem, I'm calling it now.
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>>25736584
I've tried that, and tor, but it just doesn't connect to server
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>>25732463
show boipussy 2016. This nigga brining it back. Spread the word and your boy holes.
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tfw you're on 247 and get banned. If my ip doesn't reset when I sleep then I'll just off myself on tinychat or something.
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>can't enter video if I don't have webcam
I just have mic, what software do I download to spoof a webcam to around this?
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>>25737392
>going on a tinychat
between that and getting banned from omegle you should feel more inclined to off yourself over going on a tc
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>>25737452
i have to agree desu
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You: That's my point. It's better to try and fail than not ever try. You aren't going to change anything by ignoring every opportunity that isn't likely to succeed.
Stranger: Of course, but the idea is more of focusing on things that are likely to result in something good
Stranger: Rather than battering myself further and demoralizing myself with failures in something that I already know is not going to work, I could spend my time focusing on other things
You: Focusing on other things, such as?
Stranger: Hobbies and other pursuits, for one example
You: What hobbies do you have?

Which one of you was this? My internet died.
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skipped her right after this
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>>25737452
that was the joke m8
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>>25737873
luv ya bigboi
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>>25738209

delete this
bloxblxo
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>>25738209
yu skipd me
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>>25738233
lookin good bigboi
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>>25738501

bloxoxop
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>>25738209
>>25738501
moar?

original desu
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i want to talk to you sheeple but all you do is troll.
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>>25738320
Donatello you are the tomas the train looking guy right? Why you still in these threads? Nobody likes you
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>>25738537
these are originals senpai best postmodern omegle r9k revival caps in the game mang
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>>25736998
do you have a picture of him
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>>25738679
yes but I don't want to post them
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Why do you guys keep skipping me?

I'm not that bad.

Were you expecting pretty snowflakes?
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>>25738700
nice bullshit then
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Is there any time anymore when kikfags go to bed? It used to be that they'd all be dead by 12 AM, then it turned to 2 AM, now it seems like they never quit.

This is about text-only mode because I do degenerate RP's there
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>tfw banned and cant talk to my qt gf
>Playing undertale
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>>25738715
You are so fucking ugly. Just kill yourself because you are hopeless.
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>>25732022
>drinking gives me the munchies
what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>25738877

fuck you and leave my board right now you fucking normie scum
don't ever talk to a robot like that or i will fucking kill you
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>>25738906
>i will fucking kill you
Start by leaving the house once in a while.
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>>25738906
You shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit. I can say whatever the fuck I want.
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>>25738877
He doesn't look half bad, what are you saying anon ?
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>>25738877
Shouldn't that give you more of an incentive to talk to him?
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>>25739001
I looked better before I shaved my 'stache desu.

Also the lighting is really poor so it makes me look sickly.
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Stranger: omg
Stranger: you're
Stranger: so
Stranger: ugly
Stranger: eww
You: thanks bro
Stranger: >bro
Stranger: my pussy just got really dry
Stranger: omg
You: at least i can actually talk to people without fainting though
Stranger: im like a desert
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i feel like theres sand paper in me
You: and clearly you can't because if you aren't as ugly as me then you must be here because you're mentally unattractive instead of physically
Stranger has disconnected.

get fuckin' dunked on kiddo
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I just keep typing JPNDTS (just pushed nan down the stairs) if they are RPfags/seeking for SO
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Who else here also disconnects when someone is halfway through typing through their message?
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Pls talk to me, guys.
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>>25739827

Which guy are you?
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>>25739859
The guy with the white t-shirt on. I don't get why everyone disconnects me.
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>>25739883
dunnu mate but i keep getting DC'd by everyone as well except that one guy who already left with the coat hangers in the background and that guy pretending to be black
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This is why I don't go on cam.
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>>25740338
are you the faggot who called me a moonface or whatever

if you so you look just as bad as me you little queer shit
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>>25740348
Are you >>25738715?
Original comment please.
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>>25740405
Yeah that's me.
And some faggot on cam called me a moonface despite looking like a tard himself. Was that you?
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>>25740423
No. I haven't even seen you on omegle. Are you using different tags?
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>>25740423
You said you were going to sleep you liar anon. W-Was I not good enough for you?
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Hello everyone ^_^

Especially you,Original Robot
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>>25740466
I never said that.
I said I was gonna take a shit and I did, thank you very much.
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>>25740501

;_; I never liked you anyways.
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>>25740501
show me a picture of your shit to prove it you fucking faggot.
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>>25740512
Who were you again? Did you have a cam?

I might remember you.
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>>25740527
I didn't have a cam and you asked me why I was on a cam if I didn't have one myself
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>>25740522
If you can figure out what puzzle I was solving above the confirmation, you get an internet cookie and possible more.
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>tfw all the regulars from 2+ months ago have vanished

It's a bittersweet feel.
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>>25740699
I'm still here ,Anon
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Why is everyone so mean to me? I just want to see your guys' dicks.
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>>25740880
Who are you? I won't be mean to you I swear
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Is that stoner chick still around enjoyed talking to her
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>>25740946
Is she the one with the pink hair?
If so she's fucking retarded and should kill self.
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>>25740999
Are you talking about shitler?
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>>25740999
no she was a brunette with long hair I think
yeah i talked to that one too she even had tumblr she is an artist or something was like talking to a brick
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fuck you evanf whatever.
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I love shitler she is very kind and has pretty hair hehe
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>>25741102
I want to marry shitler!
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>>25741136
Dear dairy, im going to work super hard so that someday i can buy a nice ring n propose to shitler hehehegehe
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tfw no pictures of shitlers butt
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>>25741018
Does she look like she has pink hair?
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she hangs out in kageshi /reeeee9k
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>>25740946
i just next her
she is quite dumb
think she i from nz senpai
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Who is that one slut who is wearing the tanktop with brown hair and isnt showing her eyes?
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>>25742329
she has a jew nose
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>>25742584
Stop being toxic anon, go to sleep.
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