REMINDER TO KISSLESS VIRGINS

I'm a pathetic human being but I'm not kissless nor a virgin.

Just take solace in the fact that even people who get their dicks wet can still end up total self-hating losers.

>>25731239
Piss off normalshit, what the fuck did you even make that comment for?

You do not understand genetics. There may be sober added genetic load but nothing like what you are imagining.

Also, paternal age is more relevant re autism

>>25731208
My mum was 39 when I was born, not sure why that affected anything though. Care to elaborate on your point?

>>25731208

this seems like a good meme, i see potential

care if i spread it too?

My parents were 37 when they had me. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. I'm the fifth child. Really had to squeeze one more in there, huh?

>>25731260
Wrong. It is everything, basically.

Paternal age is important but not as much.

>>25731278
Women shouldn't be having children past 25. You were born to be physically and mentally inferior.

>>25731313
Sorry, anon.

>>25731208
Proof of your claim? Without proof this is hardly
credible.

>>25731655
>You were born to be physically and mentally inferior
I want to believe, just so I can feel like less of a fuck up (seeing as I will have started with a bad hand) but I have to say
citation needed

>>25731740
>>25731760
Just google mothers age being linked to autism and down syndrome, as well as muscle development.

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Mine were both 38 when they got me. My existence is a fucking mistake, i should have never been born.

>>25731208
>Mother was 38 when I was born
>I lost my virginity at 13
>Dozens of partners since

Uh huh.

>>25731866
Get the fuck off this board, normalswine.

I was born when my mother was 22. She breastfed me too.

Still a kissless virgin.

>>25731866
Dubs BTFO assblasted OP

>>25731900
You can still be a robot with a mother under 30, its just less likely.

>>25731208
Eh, I'm a lost cause socially but my hellspawn mother was under 30.

>>25731208
this is really stupid.

I've known a huge number of chads with OAP moms. Is this just you, looking for a reason to justify how much you suck?

>>25731895
Make me sped.

>>25731954
Exceptions aren't the fucking rule, idiot.

I was born when she was 21 but I got the worst genes in the universe.

>Short
>Balding
>Bad heart
>Schizophrenia
>Probably guaranteed to have alzheimers when I'm older

JUST

>>25732004
Are you really that desperate to find someone else to blame on your decisions?

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>>25731208
Lel, mom had me at 35. I'm 6'2", I'm pretty attractive and I lost my virginity a while ago.

I think I ended up just fine.

>>25732042
I specifically said that this thread was for kissless virgins, yet you open it and give us your blog anyway. Can you fucking read?

>>25731208
As far as I can remember, having an old dad is likely to give you more problems too. It's because women are born with all their eggs, so their quality does not degrade as the woman ages. Men, on the other hand, keep producing sperm cells, and the older a men gets, the more mutations they have.

>>25732064
I can read anon. I just wanted to prove that i'm an exception :^)

>>25732105
Dads age is important too, but not nearly as much.

Women have to have major help to have children after 40 and their eggs start degrading at 25.

My mom was 29 at time of conception
30 at my birth
My dad was 46

How fucked am I?

>>25731208
this actually makes sense enough to be true.

man life is so unfair

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>The realization that your mother and father started a family and set off into the world 3 years younger than you currently are and you're still a manchild with no accomplishments or ambition

Fuck you OP, that's not a feel I wanted to feel today.

>>25731208
I was born a few years after my father had visited a very nice place where he was building walls around a blown up nuclear power station. I assume that most of the shit I got from him. But I don't blame him, as he had no choice.

>>25732180
orgianal JUST

>>25732164
Are you a KV?

If so, you know why now.

>>25732180
My parents started a family in the crumbling Soviet Union. They should have waited for at least seven years longer before having children. Do not have kids if you are not sure you will be able to feed them, regardless of your age.

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>>25731208
Thanks anon, it feels good to get some validation for my shitty life every once and a while

have a good one mate

>>25732180
Itll be ok anon

>inb4 NORMIE

>>25731208
>tfw my egg was only 15
then again my sperm was almost 50 so it's hard to say if it balanced out

>>25732418
No problem, most people don't have to deal with the types of anxiety and those types of things that are regular to you. They just live their life and girls come to them.

My mother was a 45 landwhale when she gave birth to me. My dad was a 42 overweight balding manlet beta.

She was 29

>tfw born to 29 y/o mother
Guess I'm just a fuck up.

>>25731278
>>25731740
>Autism is highly correlated with fetal/early childhood exposure to HEAVY METAL
>A 40 year old woman has a higher HEAVY METAL body load than a 20 year old woman

Source: My mom who gave birth to me at 36 with 6 mercury fillings. Im autistic

Both of my parents were 39 when I was born, and I'm not a KV.

>>25733281
Just read the fucking thread, it doesn't happen to everyone, just a much higher chance.

Bullshit. I have two younger brothers born after my mother was 30 and they are normal. I fucking hate them

>>25733013
Both my younger brothers are huge chads. Attractive, popular but not in any way or shape intelligent or hard working. I happen to be intelligent and hard working but autistic, probably because my mother had me in her late 30s as an 'accident'. Despite actually putting effort into my life rather than leeching welfare people have done nothing than ridicule and bully me. Fucked from the start.

I love how arguments on this board always go.
>OP makes a ridiculous and inflammatory claim
>someone responds, calls him out with an equally ridiculous claim of the opposite nature
>OP throws out a meme insult to silence any dissenters (cuck, beta, roastie)
>someone asks for proof, not realizing OP is either trolling or retarded
>OP tells them to google something vaguely related to the original claim (lol just google it bro)
>anecdotal evidence thrown out by everyone in the thread
>eventually either a tripfag or "fembot" will show up and derail the thread


I love this board

My mother was 21 when I was born, and 19 when my sister was born.

>born when parents age 35
>one time dad tells me they were going to adopt their second child instead of having me
>>i could have been saved from being born
>tells me he regrets not adopting

>>25731208
>Blaiming your mother for being a kissless virgin
kek, just what I expected from a robot

>>25736058
you must be really fucking pathetic for your father to have told you that. most parents keep it to themselves.

>>25736325
I'm on /r9k/ faam what did you expect?

>>25731260
>paternal age
No, it's basically all maternal. A woman has fertile eggs only so long while a man has good sperm til he dies.

I was born to a single mother while she was in her 30's. I don't blame myself for my economic and social disposition. She did the best she could to raise me, but a single mother in her 30's can only do so much. I've just accepted it.

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>30+ baby
>youngest out of all siblings
>possibly autistic
>all around loser
>future drug addict
>kissless virgin
>faggot anime watching furry

Never planned on living long anyways.