>failed nursing school
>20,000$ in debt
>rent is due
>class all knows I failed
>family knows I've failed
>too depressed to work at Walmart tonight
Only once you've hit the bottom do you see how things really, truly are.
>Dropped out of uni
>parents threatening to kick me out constantly
All I need is a failed romance, a drug addiction, and the total disdain of my family and I'm set. We're two of a pair, OP.
>mfw my mom mentioned kicking me out because I didn't get dressed fast enough
I nearly failed out of nursing school myself. Deny yourself your failure and get back in again, at a different school, even if it takes time. I can't speak for every nursing school, but overall in the US at least it's largely a bullshit hazing process taught by vindictive morons. It's only usefulness is teaching you how to deal with massive amounts of bullshit and stupidity from those with more authority than you. There are plenty of complete idiots who are nurses - they just had more support from spouses or family.
Get through it and you'll find out how easy the job is (overall) on the other side. Go to bookstores with pen and paper and do the practice NCLEX tests over and over until you imprint the bullshit thinking pattern they like. Read up and practice 'care plans' until you can bullshit them in your sleep. And remember virtually none of it applies to reality.
An important thing to remember is that failing out of such a bullshit, broken, ridiculous system is no slight on your worth or intelligence. It's surviving in Stalinist Russia.
>All I need is a failed romance
Not going after romance and not having had romance is the ultimate failure in romance.
> a drug addiction
Internet/porn addiction is worse than many physical drugs.
>the total disdain of my family
They do hate you.
So you got those checked f.a.m.
>waaah I flunked medschool because I'm a lazy piece of shit
Fuck off nigger. I literally flunked an English BA because I'm that stupid. You? You can run off and get an EE degree or some shit. You have ability and capability. Make something of yourself or just blow your brains out.
OP if you want you can move in my house and help me run my drug empire.
I make around 10,000 a month basically shipping packages, answering my door, and occasionally dropping some things off at shady places to shady people.
All in all pretty easy as long as you're not afraid to shoot or brutally beat someone.
As long as you're not a bitch I can show you how its done and then send you back to your respective state with the knowledge of how to run your own successful illegitimate business.
just don't ever screw me.
>Not going after romance and not having had romance is the ultimate failure in romance.
No it's not. A failed romance is a romance which has failed. I never had a romance
>Internet/porn addiction is worse than many physical drugs.
haha no. I think Heroin addiction is worse.
>They do hate you
Only some of them, not all.
i'm in nursing school too man
we just had 7 people out of our class of 70 fail pharmacology because the professor is a fucking idiot
college is handling it really poorly and making them go through a bunch of stuff to appeal it and even that doesn't seem likely. they were all within 2% of passing of the class (our nursing school makes us have flat Cs and not C-s and all of them have C- right now)
Me? I passed with exactly enough points to pass. If I would have answered 1 question differently, I would have failed.
My nursing school deliberately strung students along then failed many of them in the final semester. NCLEX pass rates are essential to maintaining accreditation. Students who they suspect weren't capable of passing were culled. It's all deliberate, and in my school's case there were several students who got passing grades who couldn't have without fudging of numbers.
The lesson? Be on your nursing instructor's good side, or at least NEVER be on their bad side.
What was it that tripped you up if you don't mind sharing, op? I'm just entering the second semester in an RN ADN program. I get stressed but I was always that asshole who just gets good grades without trying so I put everything off to the last minute. I've so far managed to keep shit up for honors society, but if I want CRNA I probably should put some effort in. What kind of program are you doing that cost so much though? My RN will cost me $9k, books, tuition, tests, clubs, and my bourbon.
Working in a hospital is a good way to get pissed off with nursing school. A good 33% of nurses are lazy and mean. You see so many shortcuts that are actually a big fucking deal that you want to go on a spree when they bust your balls over something as inconsequential as wearing a white v-neck under scrubs instead of crew neck, or writing 0.5 tabs instead of 1/2 tabs when they're both obviously the exact same fucking thing.
>failed calculus 2
>working at a supermarket
>dropping out and grabbing my transcripts this semester
>going to reapply for another major and equally expensive community college
>thought about having a supermarket career but after nearly 3 months of working you realize that its really depressing to just give up at 19
How long was nursing school?
What frustrates me the most as a nurse is that while I want to provide good care to patients I can't because we're chronically understaffed and have to bullshit on charting every day. NZ has the right idea - 1 to 1 patient care for ICUs. And yeah, we've lost good nurses in my area because holy shit they've got sleeve tattoos. It amazes me almost daily how disconnected the administrative side is from reality. It'd be okay if they were just out to make a buck and damn the rest, but they actually believe their own bullshit.
I'm not OP, I'm the cynical nurse. ASN is two years not including prerequisite classes, which if you don't have take about 1-2 years to complete.
There are acclerated BSN programs that only take 2 years, but you won't have time for anything else. ASN is tough enough to do while working part time. BSNs are typically a 4 year deal. If you're on the East or West coast of the USA, BSNs are basically required to get a job as a brand new RN.
Did you really think you could do it to begin with?
Because they want to be a nurse I guess. It takes just as long to finish gross as babby A&P, so it's not like they're out anything. I want to go into advanced practice so it makes me a more competitive applicant after I finish nursing school. I'm doing anesthesia. Anesthetists are better than anesthesiologists. MD isn't always the best choice if you know what you really want. And failing nursing you can still be a nurse. Fail doctoring and you have to be a dentist. Fuck that. I have night shift psychiatric or mental health nurse practitioner as my backups.
>Anesthetists are better than anesthesiologists
This delusional thinking is why no one will ever take CRNAs seriously.
Come back when you have to accrue anywhere near the thousands and thousands of hours that go into completing an MD degree, finishing residency and obtaining licensure.
Greedy jew money grubbers just want a piece of the pie you didnt fucking earn.
>taking a loan to be a wagecuck and failing at it
>not building your own business instead
Why would I when I can instead go to school for 2 years and then hop in the OR ready to play with gasworks? MSN>MD. I only need hospitals and patients to take me seriously. Physicians can go fuck themselves. Research shows they are no better than crnas yet they cost the hospital twice as much.
And what the fuck do you mean piece of the pie they didn't earn? Nurses invented the fucking recipe for the piepie and baked it too. Since doctoring and nursing was a thing anesthesia has always been the nurse's job, never the doctor's. Anesthesiologists are the greedy jews dipping their fingers in another's pie here.