Death approaches you. Says that he can end your life in a second.

Obviously say yes.

>>25729065
ahahahhaah I don't know why, but that crop of monroe's face made me laugh heartily

Does this mean I'll live forever and can't die if I don't say that word?

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>>25729144
No, if you don't agree, your live goes on and you die naturally.

"y-"

Yes, for fucks sake, I can't take this anymore.

Yes please.
The only thing I'm scared of is that dying will be extremely painful 4me.
If I can get a guarantee that it's not the case then I see no downside.

Depends on my mood. Not right now, but some days I'd say yes in a heartbeat.

I'll say yes but only if I get some time to write letters to people either expressing how I really feel about them or maybe make up some incredible quest that will lead them all to their individual deaths one at a time and other people will believe I'm the one killing them all.

>>25729065
Yeah I'm taking it, only reason I don't want to suicide is the pain. I'm not really religious, but every night before going to sleep I pray that I won't wake up

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>>25729277
What for? You won't even live to see if it works.

>>25729065
I kill death and take his coat.

>>25729065
''What took you so long?'' is what i'd say

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>>25729486
You have to confidently agree I guess.

Holy fuck yes!

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>>25729065
Kiss death on the mouth and ask it what took so long before non-chalantly closing the case on my existence.

>>25729065
I fight death with my bare hands

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>>25729790
You don't have to fight it. He disappears if you're not interested.

even after everything i'd probably say no. i'm naive enough to think things could get better

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>>25729810
He'd probably still want to fight it like a pigheaded normalfag, with some kind of righteous belief he's doing a moral service by trying to defeat death in the name of all the weaker people who are so attached to life.
God >>25729790, you fucker.

>>25729821
WELL, THEN YOU ARE LOST!

>>25729905
I'm not fighting it for any good
I just want a challenge
It's not like I can kill death

id just say yes

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>>25729953
>I just want a challenge
Would you believe me if I said I used this to conquer my autistic fear of the dark?

>>25729986
Dude
Just imagine being able to brag that you had a boxing match with Death?

>>25729065
Rape death. In her/his empty eyebowl. Singing Dies Irae while raping.

>tfw death just wants to be your ''friend'' afrer you say yes

>>25729065
Then who was Heaven?

Fuck off faggot and continue shitposting

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>>25730031
>empty eyebowl

>>25729065
Say no because Jesus loves me and i love him, i would know it's the devil trying to drag me to hell.

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>>25730024
I started to sit and complete darkness and wander into my basement with my eyes closed, sometimes armed sometimes not.

Just to give myself the phantom notion, there is nothing there. Nothing. Nothing supernatural exists, there is no god, there is nothing but me and the world. And the fear I won't succumb to.

But should I be wrong. I'll have the fight of my life. Should I survive I'll probably do something with the information.
Should I die, i'll have been freed.

I keep it simple. I've gotten past the point of if there were a monster I'd try to sex it a little or something. Besides, if it's in my house and it isn't human I doubt it's illegal. It doesn't even belong here, it knew the fucking risks.

>>25730086
Oh I'm sorry christfag, is there a problem here?

"Yes, but only if you can make it really painful."

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>>25730330
>he fell for the bait

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>>25730473
of COUSHE

>>25729065
Say yes

I wouldn't think about it for a second

yes. im too much of a pussy to do it myself