ITT: your given native american name.
>Speaks With no Word
My great granpappy fucked a squaw. I can't grow a beard for shit and I don't even get gibsmedats in reparations for the white man genociding my people in exchange for beads. I'd think it wouldn't make much difference being only like 1/100 corn nigger but I have weird squinty eyes and shit despite the majority of my genetics coming from alpine and anglo stock.
>Drinks Much Firewater
Hey, I'm 1/9001 Native American, THIS IS MUH CULTURE, ALRIGHT?
I'll try and remember this joke but a native American father and son are sitting around a fire talking about names,the son says "dad I hate my name, how do we get them anyway?" the father says "we are named after the first thing we see when we leave the teepee, I am soaring eagle. Why do you ask, white man raping grandma?"
My sister fell for the asian masculinity meme and it's almost funny. He threw a handful of flatware down the stairs to name the kid and she has to keep asking how to pronounce it. She's too racist for this shit. He's a cool guy I guess since he brings me gook hooch, but I don't see it working out unless he learns American.
>tfw a fraction of a fraction native american of a small tribe
>tfw getting over half of my college tuition paid even though i'm blatantly white
>tfw free healthcare if i go to one of their clinics
>tfw full blooded Iroquois
It's really nice tbqh
What advantage does a Native American get ?
What is the culture mostly ?
My grandfather lived on a reserve and I want to know more about the culture but he died sometimes ago. What does it mean to you ?
The government hasn't given me shit, except shitty healthcare at any IHS and they never have any funds for anything important.
I don't know shit about my culture I grew up like a white kid in the city.
All I know is my people are depressed as fuck as a race and frequently kill themselves on reservations.
Basically raised as white people with nothing coming. Sound crappy for the first nations. There's a high rate of suicide and lower life expectancy on the reserve because of poverty If I am not mistaken.
My native name given to me by my great grandmother is "He Plays With Candles"
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Which is the Native American word for, "Mountain Man"
Greetings my earth brothers. Many faps ago, I set out on a vision quest in search of new land, where our people could begin anew, a place away from the Chad-man where we would be free to watch anime and follow the herds of azn qts to our hearts content. Alas, there is nowhere left for our kind, nowhere to put our sacred piss bottles and onaholes. Big Chief Shitting Frog has passed, taken by the scourge brought by the white man "Manlet Fever."
Truly, these are the normiest of times.