Cringe

>>25728043
that's pretty bad

I have too many to share

>>25728043

jesus christ anon why the fuck do you keep going out with him?

>>25728043
>>Always says the corniest shit and tries to make them write my number down
hate to break it to you, but your dad's a piece of shit
tell him to lead his own fucking life

>>25728121
He wants to fuck him

>>25728043
you should do the same to him

I'll write it out because I can't format it well in greentext. I was on the bus on my way to high school, and as it stopped I ended up exiting at the same time as a cute girl in my class, huge mistake for me. Now I'm trying to figure out what to do. If I start walking fast then she'll think I'm running away from her, and if I walk slowly she'll think I'm creepingly staring at her from behind. So I end up just walking next to her without saying a word. I was embarassed as fuck.

>>25728159
I agree

>hey anon I'm gonna help you get a gf
>by making you look like my beta bitch in front of them

I think he's really trying to impress them so HE can get at them

>>25728043
my mother calls me by my entire name EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
I feel really embarassed about that shit

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>>25728159
>>25728195

> anon getting cucked by dad

>>25728159
He most likely knows the kid posts here, he is trying to help. He does not know girls changed in the last decade.

>>25728189
wtf man

i can't read this shit if ain't green

>>25728273
Sorry. It wasn't an interesting story anyway so you're not missing out on anything.

>>25728301
Anon you really have to have more confidence in yourself

>>25728189
should should smiled and said hey

>>25728329
Yeah but for some reason, the thought of atleast trying to talk to her never occured to me. All I could think about was where to walk and how I should've timed it so I didn't exit at the same time as her.

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>>25728043
>order some mcdicks
>its loud as fuck inside
>get my food and turn to leave
>qt grill who handed food says "have a nice day"
>i misheard and thought she said "how was your day" so i turn back around and say good
>awkward stare competition for 10 secs
>realize i dun fucked up and leave

this happened 2 years ago and i haven't been back there since

>>25728244
OP here,
Dad was born in 1954.... He calls the girls he tries to hook me up with little miss and dollie still. I laugh but it's still cringe af

I always cringe when i have to greet someone

This happened to me when I was like 10 years old
>at the store buying candy with my brother
>pay for mine
>thought I paid for my bro's aswell so I tell him to come out with me
>the cashier comes out and say you didn't pay
>fell really embarassed
>10 years later and I'm still too scared of buying candy there again, despite it being the closest store to where I live