We share cringe moments.
>dad always tries to awkwardly hook me up with fast food grills when i take him out to eat
>Always says the corniest shit and tries to make them write my number down
>Probes them about it until we leave
similar experiences anyone?
I'll write it out because I can't format it well in greentext. I was on the bus on my way to high school, and as it stopped I ended up exiting at the same time as a cute girl in my class, huge mistake for me. Now I'm trying to figure out what to do. If I start walking fast then she'll think I'm running away from her, and if I walk slowly she'll think I'm creepingly staring at her from behind. So I end up just walking next to her without saying a word. I was embarassed as fuck.
> anon getting cucked by dad
Yeah but for some reason, the thought of atleast trying to talk to her never occured to me. All I could think about was where to walk and how I should've timed it so I didn't exit at the same time as her.
>order some mcdicks
>its loud as fuck inside
>get my food and turn to leave
>qt grill who handed food says "have a nice day"
>i misheard and thought she said "how was your day" so i turn back around and say good
>awkward stare competition for 10 secs
>realize i dun fucked up and leave
this happened 2 years ago and i haven't been back there since
This happened to me when I was like 10 years old
>at the store buying candy with my brother
>pay for mine
>thought I paid for my bro's aswell so I tell him to come out with me
>the cashier comes out and say you didn't pay
>fell really embarassed
>10 years later and I'm still too scared of buying candy there again, despite it being the closest store to where I live