How can asian guys even compete? This just happened a few hours

>bus makes a few stops
>people continue to make their way down to the toll station created mid-aisle by this guys bursting backpack
>a few begin to squeeze by because he refuses to move toward the back of the bus
>bus makes a few more stops
>he murmurs something to this girl with a piece of art for a face
>it's so quiet I can't quite make out what he's saying - I actually end up never making out any words from him
>she's caught of guard - but quickly responds like it's routine
>"What?"
>"Oh. Haha, yeah."
>she cracks an uneasy smile - her eyebrows don't quite match her mouth's expression
>the cringe begins
>he starts nervously shuffling his feet
>I notice spaghetti flowing out of his pockets like molasses out of a jar
>he keeps trying to make small talk between the long awkward pauses
>every time he interjects the humming of the bus engine she asks, "What was that?"
>"What did you say?"
>"Sorry?"
>the guy isn't even hitting on her; he's just boring her to death with mundanity

>she starts conversing enough to give him a few cues
>"I'm just trying to read some emails."
>"... my black boyfriend ..."
>he continues to shoot non-sequitur after non-sequitur in the direction of her body
>she shuts down and refuses to acknowledge the absolute cuckk at this point
>her body, slowly turning, aiming towards the nearest exit
>her head, always down, her eyes peering at her phone
>she's just hoping that this autismotron will take a fucking hint
>at this point I can barely contain my cringe
>we start coming up to the stop for a local college
>*ding*
>she starts edging her tight ass off the seat
>almost looks like a kid trying to slink away from their livid parents
>she takes her exit
>he follows

>>25725553
>my black boyfriend
ok yeah this didn't happen

>>25725595
Booty blasted ricer detected.

>>25725642
>"Sorry, I have a date with my black boyfriend"
?
Who says this, seriously?

FYI OP, your autismo mental world is the only place where people identify the race of their significant other to complete strangers.

Conclusion: story is obvious fiction

/thread

>>25725520
>>board the public transit
Knew the story was fake right there

>>25725520
I know this is one person making these threads because there's always at least three of them at one time and then none of them for the rest of the time.

HAHAHAHAHA

FUCK ASIAN "MEN"

>>25725553
>my black boyfriend
Story dissolved right there. Stop spending so much time on /r9k/. You're forgetting what conversation with real people is like. Nobody says that.

>>25725849
>>25725906
I've never actually posted on /r9k/ before. I've never actually read /r9k/ either. I post on /pol/, though. The story is true, btw.

>>25725823
>to complete strangers
I live in Canada.

>tfw no lanky asian beta to bully sexually

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Female privilege is disgusting desu

>how dare these guys find me attractive Chad kick his ass please