We share tricks for dealing with wageslavery.

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Let's start with what you actually do, anon.

I make delicious Krispy Kreme doughnuts

>>25725263
Can you start occasionally scrawling a K in front of your logo until it causes a shitstorm please?

>>25725309
>a kkk joke
that's a new one

>>25725263
warehouse

>>25725354
What kind of warehouse? What do you do in the warehouse? How chill are the rules? Is it a big company or a small company? I loved warehouse work when I did it

>>25725326
So do it faglord factory worker. It is your chance to do something meaningful.

Maybe you could try doing your work well.

>>25725419
Why would I need to do anything meaningful?

>>25725227
why would you post this image on a wednesday? retard

>>25725374
very stressful non stop action, gotta move heavy merchandise from one place to another. i hate it.

>>25725487
What's your body like? Is it good exercise? Are you able to listen to headphones? What kind of material handling devices do you get to use?

>>25725524
fat, very physical, no, flat electric cart.

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>>25725605
So stop eating like shit and take this as a nice opportunity to get 8 hours of mandated exercise other fat fucks who 'get' to sit in a chair all day before going home to sit in a chair won't have.

Do you drink enough water? What do you have for lunch? Drive or walk?

I use an ECA stack alongside my ill-gotten Adderall scrip to get through each day. I'm an insanely productive employee, apparently. Work is usually a blur. I don't really think about it. I look like a muscular skeleton at this point, and I'm perpetually running a low-grade fever, so maybe I won't have to live much longer. Oddly, women think I'm hot now, but I don't think that my dick works anymore. I haven't fapped or even had an erection in almost two years.

>>25725227

I pretend that my shift only lasts an hour, and then when that hour is up, I pretend that I only just got in, and my shift is for the next hour. This repeats until I leave.

>>25725227
shutting down the conscious brain thing works yes. Also mindfulness and whatever.

Xanax but you get hooked fast.

>>25725837
>Xanax but you get hooked fast

No OP, but is is bad I dont felt diference whether I was (not)taking Xanax ?

>>25725894
no that's good, means you'll never be tempted into it.

>>25725227

or get a job like mine - here's what I do at work

I browse 4chan
I play vidya
I watch and jerk off to porn

and I get paid to do all of this. Night security guard FTW

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>>25725649
>Progress3.jpg
So if you prepare your body that way you literally end up looking like this.

>>25726025
Do you have reveted day/night during weekends too ?

>>25725997

Or there is nothing inside me to kill with it.

>>25725803
the ubergoy

>>25725803
wew lad, you've almost ascended to a new level of goy.

Seriously bro, you need to see a doctor. Someone must be prescribing that adderall, so check in with them. There are other pills to get you to ubergoy mode.

>>25726025
i once read on /x/ about this guy who was a night secuirty guard for a eldery home. well some of the fuckign antics included getting shit flung at him, and a mushroom growing on a muffin that was offereed to him.

seems spooky

>>25726038

i work midnight to 8am, mon-fri (that's sun night to thurs night) so I get all weekends off. Fucking best schedule ever. NOTHING happens on my shift, I DO NO WORK AT ALL, and I've had this job for 3 years, so it's quite stable. Boss loves me because I'm very good at pretending I do important work. Truth be told, I do about 30 mins of actual work each shift and get a lot done in those 30 mins

I work at a cozy bookstore full time, so it never really feels like wageslavery to me, 2bh. I love the environment and the people I work with and I make more than enough to be comfortable.

>>25725227
My job is boring, so as the IT guy I setup a vpn tunnel into my home computer and stream anime and tv shows off it all day, I have also port forwarded my machine so I can play wow. I still hate being here because it's boring but hey at least I can pass the time now.

>>25726124

nothing. happens. ever. I've been doing security for 6 years. oh god did i put up with a lot of bullshit at other sites during the day shift. But my site/job now? heaven. Nothing EVER happens, ever

>>25726168
tell me more
an uneventful night job sounds amazing

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>>25725227
>Some anon here told me to shut off my conscious brain and sleep walk at work, become a machine-like, the Ubergoy

Man that brings back memories. Back when I was a wageslave this was my coping strategy, it made me depressed and fogged my brain, at one point I was worried that I had permanently damaged my intelligence.

Being on bux sucks but I prefer it to yhe mind numbing despair of wageslavery, and I was making $27.00/hour doing construction so it was good money. Not the life for me.

>>25726296
How do you even live on neetbux though?
My parents have told me time and again how impossible it'd be to survive on neetbux, but I never really buy anything anyway and the only real expenses would be rent and stuff

>>25726276

i did have to work hard to actually get it, though, that's the one catch. I had experience in security, so I joined a new company and actually did work hard at first, doing lots of reports, etc, etc, so my managers figured I was a good guy, harder worker. Then, slowly I just started slacking more and more. Now I've got it all figured out.

Basically you want to be a night time concierge in a small condo. You need people skills because you need to schmooze the board of directors so they like you. Once they like you, you're golden. You can fap all night and get paid.

>>25726356
sounds like paradise
is the pay satisfactory?
i'd be willing to do that for a pretty low wage, anything more would be icing on the cake

>>25726339
Food bank, government pays my rent through a housing program, soup kitchen, and $390.00 a month for other expenses.

It pretty much is just surviving in limbo.
I need to figure something out.

>>25725263
I'm basically a messenger in a big building for a bank. I wanna die.

My job isn't really boring, so I can just focus on my work and talk to colleagues. When I worked on the production line line though the only thing that kept me from going insane was thinking up stories and imagining things. For instance, I used to pretend there were tiny men living on the tomatoes, and I used to imagine all the little houses they made and their reactions to the tomatoes being picked up. Little things like that.

Of course this might not work for some people because we're all different.

>>25726516
>only thing that kept me from going insane was thinking up stories and imagining things. For instance, I used to pretend there were tiny men living on the tomatoes,

Yeaaah, about that

>>25726565

Oh, if I'm insane then I got it way before that job. I've always had an overactive imagination.

>>25726606
Then you should have gone to art major and not to factory line so I can stop seeing scuptures of man sucking himself off as art in galeries.

>>25726025
Same except im in the army reserves as well and that fucking sucks but at least I'm protecting your freedoms and burgers

>>25726643

Sorry man. I like imagining things but in reality I get depressed very quickly if I can't do something and just give up. I'm still trying to do something useful to mankind, but I wouldn't count on it. I've been trying for 22 years now.

>>25726693
It just pisses me off that spoiled brats spend their whole life making "art", when I saw more art in you because of this one post :>>25726516

>>25726121
I like being this way, kind of. I used to be very sensitive, empathetic, and generally emotional. Now, I don't feel much of anything. I don't have that horrible sick feeling when I see suffering. I don't feel that sense of alienation when people mistreat me. I don't feel pity. I don't regret any of my actions. I don't love anyone or anything, but I don't hate myself anymore. I was also afraid of death before, and now I just don't care.

>>25726492
Protip: That's more than I make after you factor in my various insurance payments, rent, taxes, etc. There is no benefit to working, but it's very hard to back out once you've started. See, one of the ways you keep your benefits is by being unemployable. I have years of experience and good employment history, so I would basically get hired immediately for any of the jobs I'd be required to apply for to keep receiving benefits.

>>25726763

That "art" is basically just money laundering. Or legitmately crazy people painting with periods. But they never get rich off of it, the most they get is an article on Jezebel. Which of course Jezebel profits from without giving a penny to the crazy feminist who painted the damn thing.

I get paid to post shit on social media. The thing is that i'm not a normie so i hate my job. I bet normies would love this shit.

>>25726855
If you can do it from a wifi then it sounds like a dream job.

>>25726911
No i am stuck in the office.

>>25726155
Sounds cozy. I'm jealous.