>mfw non-Americans have 0 chance of becoming a billionaire tonight
>tell stupid baby boomers that they won the lottery and that they'll receive their money by sending thousands of dollars to my address on another continent
>they actually do it, the absolute madmen
>implying not half of it will be gone by taxes and the other half will be wasted within two years and they'll inevitably end up contracting AIDS from some Las Vegas hooker and they'll die a slow death.
Mfw all street apes go running to the drug store every time they hear the word powerball
They literally choke the streets of cities until shootings break out to clear then up
Mfw it's all niggers fault
nah sorry wagekek you can only buy like 500 mansions with that better get back to work.
You're stupid. Most people know the odds are slim as hell, it's not like they become depressed over a drawing, but SOMEONE will win eventually. Someone is about to be rich as hell tonight..and they don't even know it.
>run simulation, screenshot page as it's running
>Winning Numbers are the numbers i'll "play" tonight (im not actually buying ticket)
i got the winner right here boys come n get em