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What does your resume look like, /r9k/?
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What does your resume look like, /r9k/?
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>>25723459

name and stuff near the top, work history near the bottom, education somewhere in between

usually printed on paper

I guess that's about it
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>>25723459
High School Diploma
Currently in University
No Work experience.
Played drums for local churches.
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>>25723459

Like a nigger bum playing with himself in a piss-soaked alley with his left hand and doing hitler salutes with the other.
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Reminder that if your resume is longer than a single page and that you don't have either 5+ relevant jobs worked, or at least a worthy bachelor's degree, you need to cut down on the bullshit and make it one page.
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>>25723530
Same without the drums, do you have a job? Struggling to find one and I get rejected because of the lack of work experience most likely
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>I've worked my current job for nearly a year (wageslave, but a comfy one, and in a professional setting so it looks better than all my other jobs)
>useless stupid degree, but a good GPA, graduated as part of the honors society and magna cum laude
>any relevant volunteer work (changes depending on what I'm applying for, some of the volunteer work that looks best is getting pretty stale since it's 5+ years since I've done it now but I don't mention that)
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>>25723459
I have a resume?
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> Runescape Clan leader 2006-2010
> CoD XXxxXXTRICKSHOTSXXxxx community founder 2010-2012
> Dedicated 4chan Shit-Poster 2012-Present
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Should I just lie on my CV? I don't have any hobbies/interests, I can't recall anyone that might give me a reference, I have never been employed so there's this glaring gap of five years between when I could've started working and now (I'm 21), and my 'soft skills' are the exact fucking same as everyone else's.

The annoying thing is I can't even think of anywhere I'd like to work, but I need money to keep living.
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>>25723459
>worked at CVS as a sales assistant
>was a camp counselor for a summer, looked after 7-8 year olds
>almost have my BSEE
>fluent in MATLAB, C, C++, some (freescale) assembly language, arduino
>familiar with classical digital logic design, sequential and combinational
>concentrated in power generation/transmission/distribution and renewable energy
>some spanish, could easily jump to fluency in a few months if needed
any HRfags here would hire?
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>>25723893
back to reddit you complete fuckboi
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>>25723925
I don't think I have enough peanut butter for all this jelly.
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>>25724035
>peanut butter and jelly
>being american
>2016
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I have two separate ones. One with all my retail jobs which are half of the page and one with my college skills and experiences relevant to my degree.

The order
>name and address
>university and gpa
>two column box with all my skills and certifications
>listing of jobs I've done or experience that are related to the job
>listing of awards and activities
All on one page
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>High School
>Extra curricular
>Charity for Breast cancer
>Volunteer work
>Fast food
>Retail
>Sales
>USAF "vet"
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>>25724070
>not american
>being poor
>378 BC + 2393
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>>25723459
it's 2 pages, a header with my vital info and a QR code at the top

first page is a two-line "profile" and all my education and work experience

second page is just misc. stuff like competitions I've been in in the past, stuff I do on the side that's relevant, etc. y'know, stuff like "knows how to use a computer", "ran a home server", "wore a mascot suit once and didn't die of heatstroke", "won a poledancing contest while in said mascot suit", etc

it also has a little printed thing to fill in my availability because everyone always asks it, so I figured it'd be good to just have a little printed bar for it instead of scrawling it on the top every time

>>25723633
what if it's double-sided and has siome whitespace and filler on the reverse side
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>>25723459
2 pages long and filled with sales and clerics experience. I've posted it before but now is dead and I can't be fucked to post it right now
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>>25723893
Salesfag here. I used to work as a technical recruiter and yeah, you'll get hired as a junior or entry level engineer no problem. My best advise is to list three or four major projects in school and detail what programs and languages you used and how
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>>25723459
>GED
>have never had a job
>NEET for a decade
>into the trash it goes
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