Porn Pet Peeves

The worst is when the vid says creampie and he PULLS IT OUT and cums ON her pussy

Fucking retarded bullshit right there.

>watching porn

literally LMAO'ing @ your life

>30 minute video
>23 minute blowjob

Why does it feel like most porn focuses on the guy?
Is someone trying to make me gay?

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>camera focuses on the guy's hairy ass during missionary

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>thumbnail contains my fetish
>scene lasts literally <20 seconds
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25721906
>laughing at an anonymous person's life despite having zero insight other than the fact he watches porn like most men

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>it's an anal scene

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>click incest video
>"as your STEP mother-"
>close video

>the bottom has a bigger dick than the top
>the top has a better ass than the bottom

>pornsite is one of those sites where you can't search "rape", so you have to use synonyms or different verb tenses

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>click on solo vid
>hot girl starts sensually undressing and touching herself
>nigger rap starts playing

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>>25722001
>fetish about top guys with below average dick
>it's 10x harder to find than a big dick video

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>>25722010
Fuck I know this feel, I usually have to type in shit like "forced sex" or "unconscious" remember when rape wasn't filtered?

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>it's a generic title
>"Slutty girl fucked a hot guy because she was horny"

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>Video doesn't end in a facial

>reaction shots of dudes faces

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>>25722067
just like real life amirite famygdala

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>girl wears a hot outfit
>takes it off after two minutes

>Video starts off with some shitty reality scenario
>Generic female pornstar dressed as housewife #34436 and generic male pornstar dressed as plumber #56754 have some random unnatural conversation for 30 seconds
>Suddenly cuts to hardcore sex scene

This is why I watch javs

>>25722186
Almost as bad as:

>girl fully clothed
>scene change
>girl completely naked

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>mom/son
>son is older than mom

>>25722250
>son takes mom's virginity

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>bestiality video
>they're just using the animal as a dildo
>the dog or horse is clearly bored as shit if not distinctly annoyed

>giving an animal a blowjob
>video is like an hour long
>no cumshot at any point

>video features a dog
>its dick is fucking bruised

not just lame, but outright abusive to the stars

and honorable mention of something annoying but at least not abusive
>animal mating video on a farm, clearly the videographer owns the animals on film or is at least allowed to be there without suspicion
>video taken from like 25 meters away, animals aren't even framed properly
I've seen gopro videos of firefights in afghanistan that were better framed and focused than some of these"professional" animal porn videos

>>25722186
also this
completely naked sex is boring

Why the fuck do so many porn vids now have 'not son' and 'not mom' in the title

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I don't get creampie porn. In hentai yeah it makes sense, you see the dick go balls deep and unload inside her but actual people doing it falls way short and is ironically anti-climactic. Also there is a huge difference in how hot the chicks are in pull out and creampie porn, pull out chicks are actually hot and have nice bodies, girls who get creampied look like they're skanky crack whores who needed money for more crack.

Also the whole purpose of that "just the tip" thing is so they pull out and show it dribbling down. if the dude went balls deep that shit would take its own 5 minute video to have any show it dribble.

>totally straight jock sucks cock for the first time


Always some faggot.

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>>25722454
It's fun when people use dragon dildos with those cum tubes so they can shoot literal liters of sticky opaque lube up their ass/puss. Animal porn can sometimes get a genuine creampie, though, knots and flares are maaaaaaagic and animals are really inefficient with their jizz

But yes, with actual stars, it just doesn't work. Some things should just stay fantasy, they're too disappointing to actually act out.

>"amateur"
>camera quality is higher than some actual hollywood films

Somehow I don't believe that a couple of "amateurs" have the money to rent that sort of super high quality HD camera and have the sort of lighting to make it really work.

also
>"amateur"
>room they're banging in is practically empty and clearly staged

Somehow I don't believe that a couple of "amateurs" just have an extra unfurnished room in their house to fuck in, and wouldn't fuck in an actual bedroom with a decent bed that looks like it's made for sleeping in.

Unfurnished rooms in porn in general trigger me. Why is there nothing in the room? You could rent or buy this entire fucking house but you can't throw something in it to make it look less like a prison cell? Actual prison cells are less creepy.

>>25722454
Really I don't care if I see the cum or not, its the thought of a guy cumming deep inside her, I can only get off to creampies, whether its hentai or 3D I have to at least know the girl is getting impregnated.

>jav milf
>screeches and cries in a high pitched like a prepubescent child when fucked

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>diaper porn video
>no wetting or messing

>"public"
>they're miles deep into the woods, not even on a path, and wearing pants that cover their diaper

what the fug

>>25722642
This is why I can't stand jap porn, those high pitch noises give me a fucking headache. Also blurred genitals. Jap Porn has so much potential too.

>>25722642
I love that shit man, makes me want to bang the hell out of a Japanese woman.

>>25722640
>cum is leaking out
>instead of staying in her
>where it can actually impregnate her
>it just gushes out instead

i dont think you understand where babies come from

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>>25722699
Nigger I'm a fucking virgin what do you want?

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>>25722736
that was an ok movie

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>girl takes shoes off

>Guy makes any form of sound at all
>awesome scene in thumbnail preview, lasts 5 seconds
>Girl takes off all her clothes but the stupid fucking heels

>watersports video
>they start shitting

STOP

>search for french girl porn
>almost every result is dp and orgy shit

>load up video with hot black girl
>white guy is the guy she's gonna be fucking
>close video

White guys can't fuck black girls properly.

Or when he pulls out and THEN the fucking camera sneaks a shot of cum dripping out the dick on side of the screen. Like I want to see that shit. (-_____-)

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>"hot teenage virgin loses virginity on camera"
>the girl is some old, seasoned porn actress

are there any onion links that actually have real rape? All the shit I get on the clear web is mostly staged professional shit. even motherless generally only has unconscious sorts of shit.

>>25723281
i dunno what an onion link is but heavy r has a couple

>fake girl on skype talks straight guys into sucking each other
>everything went better than expected

>>25721959
>eww, you're my sister!
>STEP-sister, it's not like we're actually related!

>juicy milf pawg gets anal fucked
>30 minutes of rimming and blowjob
>10 minutes of pussy
>5 minutes of ass
>finishes on face

ITS 2016 COME ON NAME YOUR PORN RIGHT FUCK

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>uniform-themed porn
>girl is completly naked after the first two minutes

>>25723011
>>search for french girl porn

just go for Dorcel dude

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>>25722014
>couple fucking
>slow romantic music in the background

>that angle that shows the guys ass and nutsack

WHY? WHO WANTS THAT ANGLE?!

>>25723754
you are supposed to self-insert as the guy and imagine those are your balls knocking on the girls butthole

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>watching IR cuckold
>white girl says "nigger"

>porn with black guys
>always dark as shit dudes

Where's the guys for us light/mixed bros?

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>>25721881
>search 'redhead'
>non-whites with dyed hair in results

>>25724067
Sauce? That would turn me on mane.

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>bitch just lays there

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>>25721881
>Video has everything that gets me hard
>It's just a 1 minute sample and you have to buy it if you want to watch it complete

>>25724201
http://xhamster.com/movies/3007259/white_girls_saying_the_n_word_part_2.html

>>25723825
I like to imagine that I'm the girl and that my pure untouched pussy is being ravaged for the first time with an ugly nutsuck slapping my clit with every thrust.

Bad tagging and categorisation always annoys me but I only just realised this stupidity of this particular bit recently.
>Solo men and male/male porn is always put on gay sites/section away from the heterosexual porn.
>Solo women and female/female porn is just sorted into the heterosexual section without question.
How the fuck is a guy masturbating by himself a homosexual act? How the fuck is two women having sex not a homosexual act?
The current implementation of "straight" porn websites is a lie and this double standard is intellectually dishonest.
Sex between two men is gay and should be segregated away but sex between two women isn't gay and should be just mixed in with all the heterosexual pairings? If I want to jerk off by myself with no-one watching that's a heterosexual act but as soon as I record the footage to post on the internet it becomes gay?
The lack of critical thinking in the current porn landscape is why there's very little innovation in professional porn these days and nearly everyone's content just doing unimaginative gonzo bullshit with fake tan sluts doing oral, vaginal, facial while making stupid fucking hissing noise through their teeth and shouting about how they've got a cock fucking their pussy as if we're fucking blind and needed explanation as to what all those wet slapping sounds were.
Fuck I hate video pornography sometimes.

>"blonde" or "redhead"
>clearly the shittiest CVS hair dye money can buy

>"teen"
>she's clearly closing in on a rough 30

>amazing body
>has a tattoo
Completely ruins it. Like graffiti on a Ferrari.

>>25725521
It's based on interest and the assumed audience for porn sites are male.

Straight men don't mind seeing a two women going at it.

They might mind a man wanking himself or two dudes going at it.

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>>25722829
>girl doesnt take shoes off

>Femdom where you don't see the mistresses tits or vag
>femdom with surprise forced bi scenes
>femdom where the outfits are corny or cheap

If I want black girls I can't search "black" or I get nothing but black women. I have to search "ebony" instead.
Who the fuck decided every porn site has to call even whitest-looking of black girls "ebony" but the only term people use on a regular basis is used only for men.
These arbitrary categories and naming systems are ridiculous.
>Asian is a separate category from Japanese and Thai.
Either get a more specific category system and remove the Asian tag in favour of more accurate categories or just have one single Asian categories and use tags for finding specific nationalities. Stop picking and choosing these arbitrary categories, fucking morons.

>lesbian video
>no sensual kissing and caressing
>just dildoing eachothers pussy dryly

>>25721881
any video that claims to be POV but does a random angle halfway through that is anything but pov. FUCK YOU I ONLY GET OFF TO POV

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>MILF video
>Women is in her mid to late 20s

>100% lesbian not a single man in sight
>girl getting fucked by a guy

>>25725959
But most girls become a mother in their 20s...

>western porn will never have eastern quality tagging systems

>>25725912
this

also straight girls doing lesbian videos

>POV
>Footage from the side when fuckinh or just staring at her pussy the entire time.

>>25725693
>assumed audience for porn sites are male
That's a pretty stupid assumption even without going into the assumption that the men viewing are heterosexual with absolutely no bisexual tendencies. Fucking Craigslist has a better gender filtering system than most porn sites.
>tfw the current landscape of professional pornography is so bad you actually have to want more feminist content producers because they're actually bothering to break the mold of current mainstream pornography and using basic cinematic standards and technique.
That's just fucking depressing.

>>25726093
You mean 99% of all lesbian porn?

>since the golden era, average female is uglier while average man has remained at the same level of attractiveness
>male actor is always 10+ years older with a steroid gut
>when the porn is just thinly veiled prostitution and exploitation

>blowjob
>condom appears out of nowhere
>condom disappears like magic
>cumshot

Can't they at least pretend that there's some natural flow of things?

>>25725959
That's what happens when you adopt subjective terms as an industry standard.
MILF doesn't mean "older woman", it means "Mother I'd like to fuck".
That has no set physical appearance or sexual act. "MILF" porn can literally be a 16 year-old without being inaccurate.
Why can't they adopt a better standard term? Even "older woman" is better than MILF because it at least entertains the idea that woman isn't 18 and fresh out of high school. Fuck, why not just "cougar" or "30+"? Anything's better than fucking MILF. The only thing that MILF tells you is the woman had a child inside that gaping cunt instead of just a shipping container full of dicks.

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>>25725959
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
MAN

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>>25726263
We need something like this

clickbait:
>step daughter's friend meets neighbor's pizza man's boss at mother's funeral
>cuckhold
>forced interracial, forced racial stereotypes
>everyone lies about their age

>manipulating young desperate people into doing porn

>>25725521

I thought you were going to say something like why lesbian videos have guys in them.

But your complain is nonsensical.

>>25725959
>"mom daughter" video
>same age

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>mfw every interracial video is starting to be labeled with cuckold even if there is no actual cuckolding

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>>25726344
>crotchless
???

>>25721914
>30 minute video
>10 minute bullshit interview
>5 minutes of her undressing and showing off her body
>camera guy says stupid shit like "spread those cheeks." "bend over. "" yeah those are nice tits."
>camera guy does stupid close ups of her tits and pussy
>12 minute blow job
>30 second cum shot of yelling and screaming
>2 and a half minutes of shots of her face covered in cum

>>25726441
crotchless pants/ underwear

>That stupid fucking pose that appears in every single photo set of the girl on her back, spreading her pussy lips apart so wide it looks like the Predator's mouth.
That shit is just stupid. I know there's a vagina. I know that's what the inside of a vagina looks like. There's so little eroticism in that pose that cutaway diagrams in medical textbooks or sex education videos are more titillating.

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Gif related
Also
>Video says Amateur/homemade
>clearly not an amateur/homemade video
>that one bald dude with the sloped apelike forehead that is in all porn
>cougar/MILF on young guy porn
>the guy is clearly in his 30s
>muscular, buff, a chad
>can't find porn of women seducing younger men who act like cherryboys
>porn tags on exhentai mention something
>they're not in the doujin
>look up fetish
>it's all untranslated or just shitty imagesets/western/ that awful awful 3D model porn that looks like total dogshit

>>25726419
>interracial is code for "black".
>If you want anything else you need to search for specific races.
Why even have a fucking interracial category in the first place if you're just going to make me search "latina" or "asian" or "native american" manually?

>>25726497
>Video says Amateur/homemade
>clearly not an amateur/homemade video
If I wanted Gloryhole Secrets, Gloryhole Swallow or any of those companies, I would have fucking looked for them instead of being in the homemade section.

>>25721915
Softcore master race here. This is the entire reason. Regular porn could not show more hairy balls and dick if they tried.

>Incest video
>It isn't incest

Legit Incest videos WHERE?

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>>25721915
>Is someone trying to make me gay?
Calm down, goyim, no one's trying to make you gay. Not that there's anything wrong if you want to explore those urges further.

>tfw male trying to get into the porn industry as a performer and eventually become a content producer.
>tfw Australian studios are nowhere near as popular as in America.
First solo masturbation, then gay porn, then content production, then pushing for industry standards, then write long-winded essays about pornographic techniques until I'm no longer relevant.
I use to put amateur stuff online and cam for fun but now I'm taking it seriously.
>tfw I had one solo masturbation video up that had over 50,000 views in only 3 weeks.
I believe in myself and my ability to jerk off and fuck twinks while pretending they're women.

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>search for a common video, like "female solo masturbating"
>after the first 20 results, other crap all over the 1st page of results
>hundreds of relevant videos deep in the results behind irrelevant BULLSHIT

What are you, trying to copy Youtube?????

>Anal video
>No ass to mouth
>Gaping

>>25726980

I fucking hate sites with bad search filters. COMPLETELY unrelated nonsense taking up pages and pages of space.

>>25722369
>not just lame, but outright abusive to the stars
>abusive to the stars
>the stars

My sides

>"Teen fucks for first time!!"
>It's Lexi Belle

>JOI
>"Oh boy, the idea of cute girl telling me how to jerk off and giving up control of my sexual pleasure to another person while having to mentally restrain myself sounds great! I can't wait to have fun to this.
>Open video
>"YEAH YOU PATHETIC SISSY BITCH, YOU'RE A WORTHLESS FUCKING FAGGOT AND YOUR COCK ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME, YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN YOU'RE JUST A PATHETIC FAGGOT FUCKING SISSY CUNT AREN'T YOU?"
If I want to be insulted, be called a failure and verbally abused for ten minutes I'd just go outside and ask women out instead of masturbating to porn at home.

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>POV
>Guy talks the whole time

>Cougar seduces teen!
>Teen is a 45 year old guy with a backpacks and his hat turned backwards

>>25727146
>EAT YOUR CUM YOU FUCKING SISSY BOY

woah now take it easy, i just wanted some dirty talk

>reactions from the guy in professional porn
You're a vector for my cock, shut the hell up
>reactions from the guy in amateur porn
I actually don't mind this; lends a sense of realism. I do prefer when it's really breathy though; hearing some other guy's voice in there too much fucks with me
>cock in for 2 seconds
>girl squealing like a runaway pig
It's supposed to be a crescendo, do you even sex? do you even cinema?

>>25726497
whant anime

>It's 2 girls and 1 guy
>Guy is fucking one girl and the other is left on the side
>Doesn't know what to do just twiddles her thumbs and looks around
>Looks directly into the camera

>It's a Mike Adriano scene

How do people get off on this shit? It's like watching a sterile dissection of what a porn video contains. There's absolutely 0 chemistry, just him probing their ass with his dick and making weird comments. He wears fucking rubber gloves in his videos.

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>>25721881
Dude holy shit you have no idea how much that pisses me off.

>son creampies mom
>there is no creampie

>>25724216
Who is Mia Khalifa?

>JOI video
>incest incest incest incest incest
>incest incest
FUCK OFF WHY
WHY
WHY
WHYHWHYHWHYHWY

>>25725150
>nutsack slapping my clit
You just have no idea where a clitoris is, do you

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>I want videos of young school girls being stripped naked and getting embarrassed that isn't recorded with a shit camera, shaky camera, bad angles, or where the girl is only partially nude.

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> watching homegrown video
> woman says "I love you"
> remember how lonely I am
> lose erection
> turn off computer and go to sleep

Every. Time.
I don't know why I do this to myself.

>>25727367
I'm thinking doggystyle sex.

>"And why are you here today?"
>"I'm here to get FUCKED!"

>solo masturbation video
>she's really getting into it
>DING DING DING
>"lolololol thaaaanks BigDickChubster73"

>>25726509
this
>interracial section
>if you wanted black girl, white male you have to search ebony
fucking niggers

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>Pre-video interview with Ukrainian pornstar
>Cameraman asks her opinion on the Russian occupation

>female masturbation video
>she spends the entire time posing, groping her tits, running her hands through her hair, other bullshit
>clearly not even trying to accomplish orgasm

>>25727610
Top bants

>>25727556

This. I love chaturbate cause fapping to "real girls" is a thousand times better. But the amount of

-girls that stop to thank some pathetic tipping faggot
-girls that do absolutely nothing
-fucking disgusting girls

Get's fucking overwhelming. Don't even get me started on the kind of people that mod for that shit.

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>Innocent asshole fetish
>Get too horny one day
>Fap to a scat thread on /gif/
That day was today. Disgust.

>Search for a squirting video
>One squirt, at the end

>Asian
>She's Filipino

>Japanese
>She's Asian-American
>Or Filipino

>Amateur Indian
>It's potato quality, vanilla sex, shot with bad angles, from the other room

>Search for Amateur Anal Squirting
>Video has anal, but the girl doesn't squirt until she's getting fucked in the pussy

>Trap porn
>Arm hair

>Trap porn
>Face pops in for a few frames
>Stubble

>Facial
>girl just closes her eyes and smiles, doesn't even lick the tip when he's done or something erotic like that

>Hentai
>Untagged NTR
>Untagged gore
>Untagged scat

>Hentai
>It's actually not even porn

>Furry porn
>Character is a dog
>Human cock

>Furry porn
>Neon colored genitals
>Random piercings

>Premise of video is the girl coming to the guys house to fuck
>Camera man forgets there's a plot halfway through and starts talking
>He thanks her and leaves his own house at the end of the video

>>25727610

saauce ??

>Cute Innocent Teen Gets First Time Anal!
>"OH YEAH FUCK MY TIGHT ASS I'M SUCH A SLUT YEAH I LOVE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS LET ME TASTE IT I'M SUCH A SLUT"

>Spend two hours fapping
>An hour and 45 of that was just fucking finding something worth it

>wetting video
>she take off panties first

>pissing video
>it's always pissing in the mouth
I just like the warm feeling of piss running down me. Who the fuck tastes it? gross.

>fingering videos
>long ass fingernails

>no good grinding/dry humping porn

>jump cuts in amateur porn

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>>25727748

The word innocent used in any form of porn in general honestly.

>>25727768
>wetting video
>piss is like fucking apple juice
jesus, drink some water

>>25727709
made my day tbqh senpai

>click what appears to be a solo vid
>nigger walks in halfway through

No thanks

>>25727836

>not closing it if ANY kind of guy appears

muh niggers though

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>creampie
I fucking hate that name. It sounds disgusting.

>Cuckold video
>Girl calls cucks dick small and compares them while laughing
>Cucks dick is clearly bigger than bull

>>25727779
what's that pic from?

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>Harem video
>several girls on their knees in front of one guy
>only one of them actually doing anything to him at one time, usually just a blowjob
>the other two/three/more are just sitting around doing nothing. No hands on him, no licking nipples, not even playing with eachother

For gods sake, I'm watching these videos to pretend that I'm a king screwing my den of concubines. If I wanted to watch someone screwing one girl while several others watched and did nothing I would look for a fucking voyeur or public video.

>Jacking off to some TG.
>Lose boner if clothes don't shift as well.
>Same deal if there's complete identity death. Fine with near identity death where lots of memories get replaced but core conceiousness is intact to some degree.

In terms of how important the clothes thing is for me, I'll mention that I get constant boners from recalling one caption where the victims wallet jumped out if pocket, grew straps that wrapped around his arm and turned into a purse.

I only masturbate to drug addicts selling themselves for that next hit. It's the realest porn out there. I remember one where this crackhead was talking about all the government officials she used to fuck when she was in her prime while giving head.

>>25727934

I'm not sure, but that eye is alluring as fuck isn't it.

I get lost in it every time.

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>blowjob
>guy finishes himself off with his hand for 3/4 of the video

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>Femdom manga
>guy turns it around on the girl and dominates her for three fourths of the fucking thing

>black male
>ever

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>POV
>GUY MAKES ANY NOISE AT ALL

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>on a browser without adblock
>.gifs of photoshopped dicks anywhere they could cram them, flopping and jerking all over the place
>All have ridiculous taglines like, "GET YOUR DICK RIIIIIIIIIPED"

>Want to jerk it to asians
>Nothing but JAV's

>PoV where the camera is zoomed up way to close on the genitals

>Guy makes significantly more noise than the girl

>No good videos of flat girls anywhere
>All good petite pornstars end up exceptionally trashy

>Solo video taken on webcam
>Girl sits practically motionless for a few minutes, maybe moving only to type in the chatroom or talking
>After a few minutes pops her tits out
>Resumes doing nothing
>Plays with her breasts
>Goes back to chatting
>Masturbates for two minutes tops
>DING DING DING DING DING
>Thanks people
>Resumes doing nothing again
>Video ends
>28:30 where 80% of the video was spent talking to thirsty fucks while topless
Those were some nice baps though

>>25728157
>he doesn't like javs

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>On pornsite
>Put 'uncut' as a tag since seeing ruined weenies is an ultimate turn off
>Countless videos of fat hairy men jerking off in their bedroom

>Watching Nuru massage video because shiny, wet, slippery women are my fetish.
>"Oh you want the Nuru massage? That will be 100 dollars."
>Guy hands her a credit card.
>She just walks off-camera with it.
>Walks back on screen literally a second later and gives him back the card.
WHY EVEN BOTHER PRETENDING HE'S PAYING YOU IN THE SCENE IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE AN EFFORT?

>>25726980
>search for a video with a name that isn't related to the content
>every single other related video is some bullshit with the same words but in entirely different genres

Fuck everything.

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>>25728164

I've been deceived far to many times by far to many convincing cover boxes

Photoshop is a tricky bitch

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>>25722852
>not liking heels

you guys are homosexual

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>>25728472
>downloading JAVs based on how the girls look rather than what the fetish is

>>25728492

>girls wearing glasses isnt a fetish

m8

>>25728516
>going to JAV for your basic apparel fetish

>"lol we're only going to hire the performing women based on looks and the performing men based on who we're friend with and leave any optional writing to whoever is not busy. who needs acting skills or talent? it's porn lol"
>"omg why aren't people taking our attempts at story driven porn seriously? people are such assholes for only skipping to the sex scenes"
If you're not going to have a good writer or performers with acting talent, don't even fucking bother with your shitty fucking set up. I'm sick of seeing a concept being set up with all the skill of a fucking 7th grade musical.
>"Okay goodbye honey I'll SEE you later okay bye?"
>The man drives off and an older man steps out of the bushes.
>"No you slut! I'll see you on my cock, mother?"
>"You can't make me! But your cock feels so good! Hssss Hssss Hssss"
And don't get me started on those shitty porn "parodies".

>>25728516
>girl with glasses in thumbnail, or 'glasses' in title
>she take the fucking glasses off

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> tfw plot/context is important to you jerking off
> two random people fucking for no reason doesn't even get you hard

>Girl is about to cum
>Camera switches over to the guy making a horrible O face

>Amateur Asian porn
>It's still censored

>Girl looks hot as fuck with clothes on
>She undresses and has a huge ugly tattoo on a spot that was covered up by clothes

>Dude is about to cum on the girls face
>Misses and shoots 90% of the cum on the floor/bed, girl gets like 1 drip on her face
>Also guys who scream like fucking banshees when they're about to cum

>>25728157
I fucking hate that

>Girl masturbating on camera
>She's getting really into it
>Moaning very sexily and she has an awesome body
>5+ minutes in of her fucking herself
>DING DING!!!!
>"Aw, thank you hon!"
>Takes her another 15 minutes to get back to her passionate stage
>Another guy tips her and the cycle starts anew
>2 hour video, she never gets off

>>25722699
It drips out of her vagina onto the soil where it makes a baby tree.
R-right?

>>25728531

>going to JAV's so I can watch Asian girls in my basic apparel fetish

We can do this all day

>>25728674
Glasses is so fucking common that you can find western produced porn starring Asians with glasses pretty fucking easily

>>25721959
this

and the only mom son videos that look real are either filmed with a potato or the mom is a fat blob

>have fetishes
>have more fucking pet peeves than any normalfag can imagine

How hard is it to find CD porn that doesn't involve a fat balding middle manager called Dave? Why the fuck do those same fucking people think it's OK to shit up bondage shoots? Whhhhhyyyyyy?

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>>25728719

>American Asian Pornstars
And I'm a fetish pleb, so what?

Also
>Solo vid
>Girl absolutely going to town on herself
>stonefaced
>so quiet that you could hear a pin drop on video and it'd be audible

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>Porn starts off decent
>Quickly descends into the women screaming "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" over and over for the next 5 minutes
>Boner killed
Every fucking time

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>>25721881
>>25721903
>>25721914
>>25721920
>>25722562
>>25723218
>>25725674
>>25727567

I

K N O W

T H I S

F E E L

toolowincontentfuckyourobotillpourwateronyoubitch1010101

>Search for twink.
>Muscular surfer dude with blonde hair.

>Search for femboys.
>Get nothing.

>Search for trap
>Get fat fairy indian men wearing their wife's underwear.

>Give up and go look at normal TG porn.
>Their voice doesn't pass at all.

Roxy Red is all well and good but there needs to be more boys that looks like girls in professional porn.
I just want to watch a convincing trap suck lots of dick, either by bukkake or gloryhole.

>>25727236
haha holy shit do you have the sauce?
That's honestly fucking hilarious.

>Lesbian porn
>The one girl who is dildo'ing the other girl is yelling and moaning louder than the girl who actually has something shoved up her pussy

>>25726834
Thanks merchant of truth! I can always count on you for honesty and integrity!

>>25727236
>2 girls and 1 guy
>Guy and hot girl are fucking
>The fat ugly girl sits in front of the camera displaying her gross tits and typing, taking up 75% of the screen

>>25728541

>story driven porn

Is there anyone in human history who ever watched porn for the story? Fuck that, just skip to the sex scenes. "story driven porn" is a waste of everbody's time.

>>25722065
Anyone know any sites where there is a rape video stash?

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>scroll down after finishing
>those comments on the porn video
>Always some ugly indian dude saying "I love you please let me smell you baby I want to put my penis into you please baby suck on my penis I love you"

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>>25722250
>>25721959
>Mom/Son in Title
>They don't refer to each other as mom or son in the video at all
>It's just a generic milf video they gave an incest title to

Anyone else here a fan of Angela White?

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>search up impregnation porn
>nothing but ntr/rape stuff

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>>25729149
>Always some ugly indian dude saying "I love you please let me smell you baby I want to put my penis into you please baby suck on my penis I love you"
Yeah but that's all of you. Every single one your thoughts of you people while watching these disgusting humans rub skin on eachother in a video.

He's just man enough to come out and type it like domb monkey brain he is.

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Okay this is probably the best place to ask. But there was some xhamster video of a cougar with short brown hair jerking off this young guy, about 19 or 20 by the looks of him in the kitchen and he ended up cumming too soon. I remember her saying "Jeez, that was fast" and the video was titled Mom and NOT her son or something to that end. It got fucking deleted about a year ago because for some reason xhamster just periodically deletes videos for no reason. Does anybody know the one I'm talking about and know how to find it? It used to be on the front page all the time and had tens of millions of views.

>>25721881
>3DCG porn
>filmed porn

>>25729230
yes i saw a webm of it on b

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>>25729149
After finishing its fucking great to look at the wacky comments.

>search for bear
>over half the videos are just muscular dudes without body hair
>they don't even have strong jawlines to make up for it

>>25729362
>search for bear
>dancing bear

>>25729149
Only the most autistic people post comments other than "name?" on porn videos.

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>>25729044
I do. Remy LaCroix is a surprisingly good actress.

>>25722699
Whenn you cum in a girl, most of it leaks out within a minute

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>>25721881
>Woman does solo
>Guy comes in

>>25729465
oh yeah?
then how babbys are made, wiseguy?

>first times i start masturbating
>lasted 10 minutes
>any video will do

>current day
>takes 3 hours to find anything worthwhile
>eventually have 30 tabs full

>>25729044
>Visual novels
>Corruption of Champions/Trials in Tainted Space/other text based porn games.
>Hentai OVA and animated series
>Pretty much all of traditional and online erotic literature (including fanfiction/shipping/doujins etc.)
>Rule 34 about specific characters from fiction.
Orgasms and porn can be enjoyed a lot more if people have emotional investment in the characters. I mean for fucks sake, that's why they bother with set ups in the first place. Because they know that just two people fucking on it's own isn't interesting for very long and won't bring in paying customers. But if they spend time establishing a story such as "The student is having sex with her teacher for good grades" or "The cheating wife gets caught and has to have sex to keep her secret from getting out". So the viewers will be more likely to watch that particular video, be enticed to watch more from that studio and hopefully become a paying member because that context they've presented is appealing.
The people who are just rubbing one out quickly while waiting for dinner aren't the target audience. If studios want to keep making money they need a multi-pronged approach. Partly by capitalizing on the fanbase for performers through exclusive scenes and content, partly by eroticism and making sure the content they've got is sexually appealing and partly by making sure the production values are top quality, especially when dealing with kinks that aren't based around physical attributes.
If a potential customer wants "forced gay" porn, they're not going to go with "Well my girlfriend is out of town and my buddy's here. Whoops I tripped and let him cum in my mouth" if they have other options. They're going to go with the one that has a sexual narrative played as convincingly as possible.

>Behind the scenes footage.
>Girl goes straight from swallowing loads to eating her lunch.
What a fucking waste of food, it's just going to have an aftertaste of semen that will distract from the flavour.

>>25729659
Because the liquid drips out but a bunch other junk stays behind you virgin

>eFukt is shit now.
They used to edit stuff together really well and knew when to heighten the comedy with a well timed clip or piece of music. Now they're almost unwatchable.
There's only been around two videos they've uploaded in the past year I can remember that were any good and that was entirely due to the content of the original video, their editing added nothing to it.

>>25727469
links onegai?

>>25727610
I NEED to see this holy cow!

>"creampie"
>it's actually an "oral creampie" aka generic fucking cum-in-mouth ending

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>in the mood for shemale porn
>see hot as fuck trap in the thumbnail
>I get my cock out
>click video
>little trailer of the entire scene is the intro
>mfw the trap is the one doing the fucking

I swear fapping to trap porn is like playing russian roulette.

>girl labeled japanese
>is actually some kind of brown asian-american/Filipino

Stop

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>20 minute vid
>nearly continuous brutal throat fucking
>about to cum
>pulls cock out of her mouth and shoots puny load
>half of it shoots over her face and onto the ground

I hate that anticlimactic bullshit.

>>25723011
are you literally me? It's so goddamn annoying to watch porn in other languages because 99% of the time, they do weird/annoying/unsexy stuff.

>>25723007
THIS

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>watching scene with too good looking people
>they obviously have good chemistry and are attracted to one another
>midway into the scene they are completely oblivious of the camera and just having a good time
>suddenly realize I'm watching two normies make love
>boner is obliterated
>close all tabs
>sit there in the dark
>all of the depression I had before the fap session comes back extra hard

Damn

There's a lot of shit I hate but one thing I love is when I don't know the name of a hot ass bitch so I look at comments and there's only one comment and it's a guy saying the name when nobody even asked. Bless you if you do this

>>25724318
>>25724067
>>25724201

I was browsing recently and saw a pretty decent "racial humiliation" group on MLess with that. It's almost entirely JOI vids with a racial bent.

ML - /gv/racial_humiliation

>pro vid, scenario is guy fucking his gf on her birthday
>she's blindfolded
>suddenly his friend jumps out of the closet and the bf lets him fuck her
>bf rips of the blindfold and she's all, "OMG WTF is going on!"
>"Happy birthday babe! I always knew you wanted to fuck me bro here!"
>"OMG thanks honey!"
>friend is properly rooting her
>"Yeah bro fuck her hard bro!"
cucking has gone too far
maskedgunpepe.tiff

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>>25731223
Why you care about a man cumming?
Why is that the dealbreaker?

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>lesbian couple
>they both look like guys

RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25722134
> wanting to see other guys cum.

>>25724216
Who is Brandi Belle?

Jesus Christ, what a fucking starfish of a woman

>>25727700
>>Japanese
>>She's Asian-American
>>Or Filipino

Every fucking time, senpai, every fucking time

>cameraman commentates

Just out of curiosity, are they drugged before a scene? The girlslook like they're stoned as hell

>>25721959
>Femdom watersports clip from C4S
>Pissing is edited out

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>>25721881
>"rimjob" video
>the man rims the woman
WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT THE MAN DOES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

>>25722145
>uncomfortably long close up of his face
>steadily zooms in
>looks both disgusted and happy
>can see his stubble and bits of what he ate for breakfast

>>25732452
Generally I don't think so but for shit like gangbangs or BDSM probably.

>>25732777
why do you want to see a man's ass get licked

>>25721881
>JAV movie about schoolgirls getting foreign cock
>only niggers appear

>>25723011
>White guys can't fuck black girls properly.

You better be a nigger or else you are one sad cuck fuck.

>girl keeps her shoes on
>girl is wearing a dress and takes it off her top and lifts it up but its annoyingly still on her midsection the entire video

>>25733102
i don't

i want to watch a woman lick a man's ass

>girl has nice tits and face
>90% of the angles just focus on her subpar ass

or

>girl has amazing ass
>90% of angles just focus on her sub-standard tits and face

STOP

>the tranny doesn't butt fuck the guy

>>25733228
that's what i said broman

>beautiful slut does everything under the sun except fuck niggers

All of my why. Alexis Texas I'm looking at you.

>>25733102
why do you want to watch a man's tongue

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>search for white male/asian female
>guys dick is small

COME THE FUCK ON!

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>>25733261
Why is that a bad thing

Alexis Texas isn't even attractive

>mfw every asian pornstar has done a scene with a black guy

>>25733308
i only watch lesbian porn so if i'm watching a rimming vid it's a woman's tongue and a woman's ass
but plz answer

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>look for cute fem tranny-on-girl
>literally impossible to find

>>25733102
>>25733249
Porn should:

A) never show a man's face ever
B) be degrading to the girl

A girl licking a guys ass is insanely degrading nasty as fuck. In fact I would absolutely love to get a hottie (especially a blonde white girl) lick my ass.

>>25733344
using wrong search terms

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>that one pornstar who started out doing amazing videos
>all she does now is anal and niggers

>>25733351
sure it's degrading but i also just think it's gross to look at a dude's asshole no matter who's doing what to it

>>25733324
Because it is the best kind of porn. It should be mandatory for all women in the business to have at least one scene like this. Preferably many scenes.

>>25733324
Sharon Lee is still pure

But 99% of Americanized-Asian pornstars are shit-tier, I'll give you that

>>25733384
She quit didn't she? I think she got married.

>>25733381
C
U
C
KEKINGTON

>>25722001
>bottom rims top
>condoms in gay porn
>weak cumshots
>pencil dick top

>>25733380
Well you would look at cock and balls while he fucks a girl anyways right? You should be concentrating on what the girl is doing. It's easy for them to not show a guys face. It is impossible to not show a guys lower half. Unless he is in a full body suit I guess.

Seriously though I would love to make a qt white girl lick my ass.

>>25733406
She did? That sucks, she was GOAT

>>25733381
>Because it is the best kind of porn.
What's so great about it? It doesn't really stray from the standard stuff the industry pushes out.

>>25733435
no i already said i only watch lesbians or solo girls

>>25733261
Rachel Starr, too.

>>25733485
I am racist that's why. Women also piss me off. It is different. It is usually depicted as more extreme and it really is. The girls look like they are getting fucked by horse dicks. Maybe you just haven't seen any of them? Most of those scenes are very hardcore degrading stuff.

>Circumcised cocks.
I am sick of seeing these disgusting, shrivelled up, two-tone, mutilated half dicks.
It's just disgusting and ruins my mood.

>>25733543
Nah screw her. Thankfully there is no shortage of girls that do. Just sucks when there is one I like that doesn't have any scenes like that.

Nothing is worst then the ultra cock teases that do softcore or camwhoring only though.

>>25726497
>>that one bald dude with the sloped apelike forehead that is in all porn

Johnny Sins

The dumb fuck grew a beard and won't let his pornstar wife fuck any other men LMAO

>>25733366
please senpai

this is an original comment

>>25724067
You poor, poor victim. Do you need some more entitlement funds to take the pain away?

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>Look up WM/AF
>Half the results are BM/WF
>Look up WM/BF
>Half the results are BM/WF
Who the fuck runs xvideos for the search engine to be directing me to cuckshit? Also the front page is always half cuck shit too.

>>25733969
>using streaming sites
lol you got what you deserve, cucklet

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>watching porn
>yeah this is pretty hot
>getting into it
>suddenly this starts playing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt95ZrjKqtk
>sides burst and go flacid
>mfw

I wish I would have saved the video. It was some generic black woman interracial shit.

>deepthroat
>she takes a quarter of his dick in his mouth and bobs up and down
>facial where it's just a dribble and you see the first shot miss entirely

>>25733969
It's possible those tube sites are forcing this. If you ever go to newer uploads on those videos you will notice they get massive thumbs downs. Then when you go to older videos they almost always have 100% likes.

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>>25733727
Not like his dick's gonna get loose. It's not hypocritical on his part because there are other guys in the industry better at fucking than him and the entire industry is getting bought out by people like Lisa Ann and James deen who refuse to hire any of the white guys on tumblr with huge dicks because they want to make viewers HAVE to turn to interracial humiliation shit to see an above-average dick and a 7/10 girl in a scene together.

>it is 2016
>no good asian pornstars for the past two years since alina and sharon retired

I mean, come on. It's 2016

JAV is okay but there's something alluring about the trashiness of western asian pornstars

>>25734211
>alina
>retires immediately after cucking her entire fanbase

wew

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>>25734211
Sharon who?

There are so few of them in porn that don't look like Hondurans with squinty eye make-up.

>>25734106
This makes me love Lisa Ann. Going to make it a point to fap to more of her scenes now.

>>25734352
What happened? They paid her off to do some cuck scene?

These producers, I swear.

>>25727672
>girls that just stare at the camera and begs for tokens to remove clothes

>>25734211
Forgot to mention Mika Tan
>>25734378
Lee. The French one.

>>25734378
Sharon Lee, the only good Westernized Asian pornstar

>>25734431
>girl stops masturbating halfway through because the sad cunts that actually waste their money on that shit aren't tipping enough

>>25734508
She's okay but her cheeks/jaws are weird as fuck.

Probably has to do with her viet heritage

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>POV
>camera is far to the side of the dude's head

>>25734539
By 'good' I meant 'doesn't do scenes with blacks'

>>25734575
It's still from someone's point of view :)

>>25734592
You don't have to watch them?

>Any self made porn
>Just sets the camera on the desk or side table so the show doesn't actually show anything at all

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>pre-porn interview
>girl is extreme qt/10 waifu material
>they bring the Chaddest looking douchebag or the most thug looking nigger to fuck her

>>25721881
>Lesbian breastfeeding video
>Girl spits out milk instead of actually drinking it
>Or just pretends to get breastfead
FUCKING DRINK YOU SLUT IT'S CALLED BREASTFEEDING FOR A REASON

>>25734352
i found alina li's personal facebook years back

she dated some thug black guy back in highschool, she was the one who made the moves

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>towards end of video
>guy looks at camera and excitedly thanks you for watching

>>25727700
All of these made me kek

>>25734746
groce desu

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>tv repair man goes to MILF's house
>they start to fuck
>at the end they are watching tv even though he didn't even finish working on it

>>25734746
Proof or bullshit, have to ask because reasons

>>25734854
>Video advertised as having lesbian with big breasts
>Is actually video of lesbians with fake tits

>when you are watching and the plumber arrives in like 2 minutes.
>Fuck me they take hours to come. (insert cum joke here)

>>25734924
she deleted all her social media accounts and i didn't screenshot it

she did vape and i was there when some teenager outed her to her whole city that she was a pornstar and identified who she was over twitter to her personal twitter though

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>Live alone
>Computer's in back of my apartment
>Watch porn with headphones
>Can't hear pest control or filter change come in
>They come at random intervals

>>25734992
>>25734924
oh, also she was raised by a single mom. her real name is chichi zhou but that fb account is gone now

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>>25734992
Cool story bro
Next you'll tell me about the time you and Katherine Brewster made out in Mike Kripke's basement

>>25734999
Why would you care, they're random asshats who don't know you and vice versa. Fap away and establish your alpha dominance over them.

>>25721959
>>25728776
Just wondering, not trying to judge, but how can you guys watch that kind of junk? I've seen a lot of stuff on /gif/ that talks about mom/son incest and it just kinda weirds me out. The sister/aunt stuff is okay, and the step-mom stuff is too, but as soon as they say something like "Yeah stuff mommy's tight pussy" I lose anything that might resemble a boner

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>cuck porn
>the bull is white

>>25735040
by "i was there" i meant i was watching the twitter shit go down before she deleted it

>>25734795
Sleep tight, cucker

>>25735036
>raised by a single mom

Explains everything kek

>>25735050
Go away normie, why don't you go watch your boring boy/girl shit you love watching.

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>any video with sasha grey
>OH YEAH FUCK MY TIGHT PUSSY WITH YOUR HUGE FUCKING COCK GODDAMN IT FEELS SO GOOD OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK YEAH DO YOU LIKE FUCKING MY FUCKING ASS WITH YOUR FUCKING COCK FUCK SHIT PISS YEAH CUNT FUCK

and half the time when she's saying that shes only giving a hand job

>>25734663
>porn slut of any kind
>waifu material
hahaha
Just relax and enjoy watching them get roughly degraded.

>>25735187
C'mon mate, I literally just said there's tons of other incest shit I can watch without being weirded out, it's just the mother/son ones that get me

Are there any legitimately good WM/BF porn out there? Preferably the the mulatto looking ones.

>>25734536

I hate the ones that act like fucking robots. Like some beta fucker will tip for her to smack her ass or something so she'll start doing it fucking instantly and just as you're getting into it abruptly stops and resumes doing nothing.

Like she's a fucking program, it's a massive boner killer, the "organic" girls are much better.

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>>25724318

>a million scenes of a white girl saying "nigger dick" to the guy
>can never find a white guy calling a black girl "nigger" and fucking her

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>>25735241
>He doesn't have a pornfu

>>25735341
Check out Bethany Benz scene.

>>25735341
Cherry Hilson, Daisy Marie and Nicole Bexely have some p good scenes.

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>>25727182
this, dirty talk is fun but when it gets into aggressive rapey shit it's just ridiculous and kills my boner

like, bro, calm yourself, it's not worth it

>>25735534
Lesbian "rape" porn is some of the best. Even better if one of the girls is "straight" before slowly warming up to chowing down on some girl's taco.

>>25722420
Autistic uploaders.