>Video says creampie
>Guy only sticks the tip in when he blows his load.
>camera focuses on the guy's hairy ass during missionary
>thumbnail contains my fetish
>scene lasts literally <20 seconds
>click incest video
>"as your STEP mother-"
>click on solo vid
>hot girl starts sensually undressing and touching herself
>nigger rap starts playing
>fetish about top guys with below average dick
>it's 10x harder to find than a big dick video
Fuck I know this feel, I usually have to type in shit like "forced sex" or "unconscious" remember when rape wasn't filtered?
>it's a generic title
>"Slutty girl fucked a hot guy because she was horny"
>girl wears a hot outfit
>takes it off after two minutes
>Video starts off with some shitty reality scenario
>Generic female pornstar dressed as housewife #34436 and generic male pornstar dressed as plumber #56754 have some random unnatural conversation for 30 seconds
>Suddenly cuts to hardcore sex scene
This is why I watch javs
>they're just using the animal as a dildo
>the dog or horse is clearly bored as shit if not distinctly annoyed
>giving an animal a blowjob
>video is like an hour long
>no cumshot at any point
>video features a dog
>its dick is fucking bruised
not just lame, but outright abusive to the stars
and honorable mention of something annoying but at least not abusive
>animal mating video on a farm, clearly the videographer owns the animals on film or is at least allowed to be there without suspicion
>video taken from like 25 meters away, animals aren't even framed properly
I've seen gopro videos of firefights in afghanistan that were better framed and focused than some of these"professional" animal porn videos
completely naked sex is boring
I don't get creampie porn. In hentai yeah it makes sense, you see the dick go balls deep and unload inside her but actual people doing it falls way short and is ironically anti-climactic. Also there is a huge difference in how hot the chicks are in pull out and creampie porn, pull out chicks are actually hot and have nice bodies, girls who get creampied look like they're skanky crack whores who needed money for more crack.
Also the whole purpose of that "just the tip" thing is so they pull out and show it dribbling down. if the dude went balls deep that shit would take its own 5 minute video to have any show it dribble.
It's fun when people use dragon dildos with those cum tubes so they can shoot literal liters of sticky opaque lube up their ass/puss.
Animal porn can sometimes get a genuine creampie, though, knots and flares are maaaaaaagic and animals are really inefficient with their jizz
But yes, with actual stars, it just doesn't work. Some things should just stay fantasy, they're too disappointing to actually act out.
>camera quality is higher than some actual hollywood films
Somehow I don't believe that a couple of "amateurs" have the money to rent that sort of super high quality HD camera and have the sort of lighting to make it really work.
>room they're banging in is practically empty and clearly staged
Somehow I don't believe that a couple of "amateurs" just have an extra unfurnished room in their house to fuck in, and wouldn't fuck in an actual bedroom with a decent bed that looks like it's made for sleeping in.
Unfurnished rooms in porn in general trigger me. Why is there nothing in the room? You could rent or buy this entire fucking house but you can't throw something in it to make it look less like a prison cell? Actual prison cells are less creepy.
Really I don't care if I see the cum or not, its the thought of a guy cumming deep inside her, I can only get off to creampies, whether its hentai or 3D I have to at least know the girl is getting impregnated.
>diaper porn video
>no wetting or messing
>they're miles deep into the woods, not even on a path, and wearing pants that cover their diaper
what the fug
Nigger I'm a fucking virgin what do you want?
that was an ok movie
>search for french girl porn
>almost every result is dp and orgy shit
>load up video with hot black girl
>white guy is the guy she's gonna be fucking
White guys can't fuck black girls properly.
>"hot teenage virgin loses virginity on camera"
>the girl is some old, seasoned porn actress
are there any onion links that actually have real rape? All the shit I get on the clear web is mostly staged professional shit. even motherless generally only has unconscious sorts of shit.
>girl is completly naked after the first two minutes
>slow romantic music in the background
>non-whites with dyed hair in results
>Video has everything that gets me hard
>It's just a 1 minute sample and you have to buy it if you want to watch it complete
Bad tagging and categorisation always annoys me but I only just realised this stupidity of this particular bit recently.
>Solo men and male/male porn is always put on gay sites/section away from the heterosexual porn.
>Solo women and female/female porn is just sorted into the heterosexual section without question.
How the fuck is a guy masturbating by himself a homosexual act? How the fuck is two women having sex not a homosexual act?
The current implementation of "straight" porn websites is a lie and this double standard is intellectually dishonest.
Sex between two men is gay and should be segregated away but sex between two women isn't gay and should be just mixed in with all the heterosexual pairings? If I want to jerk off by myself with no-one watching that's a heterosexual act but as soon as I record the footage to post on the internet it becomes gay?
The lack of critical thinking in the current porn landscape is why there's very little innovation in professional porn these days and nearly everyone's content just doing unimaginative gonzo bullshit with fake tan sluts doing oral, vaginal, facial while making stupid fucking hissing noise through their teeth and shouting about how they've got a cock fucking their pussy as if we're fucking blind and needed explanation as to what all those wet slapping sounds were.
Fuck I hate video pornography sometimes.
>"blonde" or "redhead"
>clearly the shittiest CVS hair dye money can buy
>she's clearly closing in on a rough 30
>has a tattoo
Completely ruins it. Like graffiti on a Ferrari.
It's based on interest and the assumed audience for porn sites are male.
Straight men don't mind seeing a two women going at it.
They might mind a man wanking himself or two dudes going at it.
If I want black girls I can't search "black" or I get nothing but black women. I have to search "ebony" instead.
Who the fuck decided every porn site has to call even whitest-looking of black girls "ebony" but the only term people use on a regular basis is used only for men.
These arbitrary categories and naming systems are ridiculous.
>Asian is a separate category from Japanese and Thai.
Either get a more specific category system and remove the Asian tag in favour of more accurate categories or just have one single Asian categories and use tags for finding specific nationalities. Stop picking and choosing these arbitrary categories, fucking morons.
>assumed audience for porn sites are male
That's a pretty stupid assumption even without going into the assumption that the men viewing are heterosexual with absolutely no bisexual tendencies. Fucking Craigslist has a better gender filtering system than most porn sites.
>tfw the current landscape of professional pornography is so bad you actually have to want more feminist content producers because they're actually bothering to break the mold of current mainstream pornography and using basic cinematic standards and technique.
That's just fucking depressing.
>since the golden era, average female is uglier while average man has remained at the same level of attractiveness
>male actor is always 10+ years older with a steroid gut
>when the porn is just thinly veiled prostitution and exploitation
That's what happens when you adopt subjective terms as an industry standard.
MILF doesn't mean "older woman", it means "Mother I'd like to fuck".
That has no set physical appearance or sexual act. "MILF" porn can literally be a 16 year-old without being inaccurate.
Why can't they adopt a better standard term? Even "older woman" is better than MILF because it at least entertains the idea that woman isn't 18 and fresh out of high school. Fuck, why not just "cougar" or "30+"? Anything's better than fucking MILF. The only thing that MILF tells you is the woman had a child inside that gaping cunt instead of just a shipping container full of dicks.
>step daughter's friend meets neighbor's pizza man's boss at mother's funeral
>forced interracial, forced racial stereotypes
>everyone lies about their age
>manipulating young desperate people into doing porn
>mfw every interracial video is starting to be labeled with cuckold even if there is no actual cuckolding
>30 minute video
>10 minute bullshit interview
>5 minutes of her undressing and showing off her body
>camera guy says stupid shit like "spread those cheeks." "bend over. "" yeah those are nice tits."
>camera guy does stupid close ups of her tits and pussy
>12 minute blow job
>30 second cum shot of yelling and screaming
>2 and a half minutes of shots of her face covered in cum
>That stupid fucking pose that appears in every single photo set of the girl on her back, spreading her pussy lips apart so wide it looks like the Predator's mouth.
That shit is just stupid. I know there's a vagina. I know that's what the inside of a vagina looks like. There's so little eroticism in that pose that cutaway diagrams in medical textbooks or sex education videos are more titillating.
>Video says Amateur/homemade
>clearly not an amateur/homemade video
>that one bald dude with the sloped apelike forehead that is in all porn
>cougar/MILF on young guy porn
>the guy is clearly in his 30s
>muscular, buff, a chad
>can't find porn of women seducing younger men who act like cherryboys
>porn tags on exhentai mention something
>they're not in the doujin
>look up fetish
>it's all untranslated or just shitty imagesets/western/ that awful awful 3D model porn that looks like total dogshit
>interracial is code for "black".
>If you want anything else you need to search for specific races.
Why even have a fucking interracial category in the first place if you're just going to make me search "latina" or "asian" or "native american" manually?
>Video says Amateur/homemade
>clearly not an amateur/homemade video
If I wanted Gloryhole Secrets, Gloryhole Swallow or any of those companies, I would have fucking looked for them instead of being in the homemade section.
>Is someone trying to make me gay?
Calm down, goyim, no one's trying to make you gay. Not that there's anything wrong if you want to explore those urges further.
>tfw male trying to get into the porn industry as a performer and eventually become a content producer.
>tfw Australian studios are nowhere near as popular as in America.
First solo masturbation, then gay porn, then content production, then pushing for industry standards, then write long-winded essays about pornographic techniques until I'm no longer relevant.
I use to put amateur stuff online and cam for fun but now I'm taking it seriously.
>tfw I had one solo masturbation video up that had over 50,000 views in only 3 weeks.
I believe in myself and my ability to jerk off and fuck twinks while pretending they're women.
>search for a common video, like "female solo masturbating"
>after the first 20 results, other crap all over the 1st page of results
>hundreds of relevant videos deep in the results behind irrelevant BULLSHIT
What are you, trying to copy Youtube?????
>"Oh boy, the idea of cute girl telling me how to jerk off and giving up control of my sexual pleasure to another person while having to mentally restrain myself sounds great! I can't wait to have fun to this.
>"YEAH YOU PATHETIC SISSY BITCH, YOU'RE A WORTHLESS FUCKING FAGGOT AND YOUR COCK ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME, YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN YOU'RE JUST A PATHETIC FAGGOT FUCKING SISSY CUNT AREN'T YOU?"
If I want to be insulted, be called a failure and verbally abused for ten minutes I'd just go outside and ask women out instead of masturbating to porn at home.
>Guy talks the whole time
>Cougar seduces teen!
>Teen is a 45 year old guy with a backpacks and his hat turned backwards
>reactions from the guy in professional porn
You're a vector for my cock, shut the hell up
>reactions from the guy in amateur porn
I actually don't mind this; lends a sense of realism. I do prefer when it's really breathy though; hearing some other guy's voice in there too much fucks with me
>cock in for 2 seconds
>girl squealing like a runaway pig
It's supposed to be a crescendo, do you even sex? do you even cinema?
>It's a Mike Adriano scene
How do people get off on this shit? It's like watching a sterile dissection of what a porn video contains. There's absolutely 0 chemistry, just him probing their ass with his dick and making weird comments. He wears fucking rubber gloves in his videos.
Dude holy shit you have no idea how much that pisses me off.
>I want videos of young school girls being stripped naked and getting embarrassed that isn't recorded with a shit camera, shaky camera, bad angles, or where the girl is only partially nude.
> watching homegrown video
> woman says "I love you"
> remember how lonely I am
> lose erection
> turn off computer and go to sleep
I don't know why I do this to myself.
>Pre-video interview with Ukrainian pornstar
>Cameraman asks her opinion on the Russian occupation
This. I love chaturbate cause fapping to "real girls" is a thousand times better. But the amount of
-girls that stop to thank some pathetic tipping faggot
-girls that do absolutely nothing
-fucking disgusting girls
Get's fucking overwhelming. Don't even get me started on the kind of people that mod for that shit.
>Innocent asshole fetish
>Get too horny one day
>Fap to a scat thread on /gif/
That day was today. Disgust.
>Search for a squirting video
>One squirt, at the end
>It's potato quality, vanilla sex, shot with bad angles, from the other room
>Search for Amateur Anal Squirting
>Video has anal, but the girl doesn't squirt until she's getting fucked in the pussy
>Face pops in for a few frames
>girl just closes her eyes and smiles, doesn't even lick the tip when he's done or something erotic like that
>It's actually not even porn
>Character is a dog
>Neon colored genitals
>Premise of video is the girl coming to the guys house to fuck
>Camera man forgets there's a plot halfway through and starts talking
>He thanks her and leaves his own house at the end of the video
>she take off panties first
>it's always pissing in the mouth
I just like the warm feeling of piss running down me. Who the fuck tastes it? gross.
>long ass fingernails
>no good grinding/dry humping porn
>jump cuts in amateur porn
The word innocent used in any form of porn in general honestly.
I fucking hate that name. It sounds disgusting.
>several girls on their knees in front of one guy
>only one of them actually doing anything to him at one time, usually just a blowjob
>the other two/three/more are just sitting around doing nothing. No hands on him, no licking nipples, not even playing with eachother
For gods sake, I'm watching these videos to pretend that I'm a king screwing my den of concubines. If I wanted to watch someone screwing one girl while several others watched and did nothing I would look for a fucking voyeur or public video.
>Jacking off to some TG.
>Lose boner if clothes don't shift as well.
>Same deal if there's complete identity death. Fine with near identity death where lots of memories get replaced but core conceiousness is intact to some degree.
In terms of how important the clothes thing is for me, I'll mention that I get constant boners from recalling one caption where the victims wallet jumped out if pocket, grew straps that wrapped around his arm and turned into a purse.
I only masturbate to drug addicts selling themselves for that next hit. It's the realest porn out there. I remember one where this crackhead was talking about all the government officials she used to fuck when she was in her prime while giving head.
>guy finishes himself off with his hand for 3/4 of the video
>guy turns it around on the girl and dominates her for three fourths of the fucking thing
>on a browser without adblock
>.gifs of photoshopped dicks anywhere they could cram them, flopping and jerking all over the place
>All have ridiculous taglines like, "GET YOUR DICK RIIIIIIIIIPED"
>Want to jerk it to asians
>Nothing but JAV's
>PoV where the camera is zoomed up way to close on the genitals
>Guy makes significantly more noise than the girl
>No good videos of flat girls anywhere
>All good petite pornstars end up exceptionally trashy
>Solo video taken on webcam
>Girl sits practically motionless for a few minutes, maybe moving only to type in the chatroom or talking
>After a few minutes pops her tits out
>Resumes doing nothing
>Plays with her breasts
>Goes back to chatting
>Masturbates for two minutes tops
>DING DING DING DING DING
>Resumes doing nothing again
>28:30 where 80% of the video was spent talking to thirsty fucks while topless
Those were some nice baps though
>Put 'uncut' as a tag since seeing ruined weenies is an ultimate turn off
>Countless videos of fat hairy men jerking off in their bedroom
>Watching Nuru massage video because shiny, wet, slippery women are my fetish.
>"Oh you want the Nuru massage? That will be 100 dollars."
>Guy hands her a credit card.
>She just walks off-camera with it.
>Walks back on screen literally a second later and gives him back the card.
WHY EVEN BOTHER PRETENDING HE'S PAYING YOU IN THE SCENE IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO MAKE AN EFFORT?
>search for a video with a name that isn't related to the content
>every single other related video is some bullshit with the same words but in entirely different genres
I've been deceived far to many times by far to many convincing cover boxes
Photoshop is a tricky bitch
>not liking heels
you guys are homosexual
>downloading JAVs based on how the girls look rather than what the fetish is
>"lol we're only going to hire the performing women based on looks and the performing men based on who we're friend with and leave any optional writing to whoever is not busy. who needs acting skills or talent? it's porn lol"
>"omg why aren't people taking our attempts at story driven porn seriously? people are such assholes for only skipping to the sex scenes"
If you're not going to have a good writer or performers with acting talent, don't even fucking bother with your shitty fucking set up. I'm sick of seeing a concept being set up with all the skill of a fucking 7th grade musical.
>"Okay goodbye honey I'll SEE you later okay bye?"
>The man drives off and an older man steps out of the bushes.
>"No you slut! I'll see you on my cock, mother?"
>"You can't make me! But your cock feels so good! Hssss Hssss Hssss"
And don't get me started on those shitty porn "parodies".
> tfw plot/context is important to you jerking off
> two random people fucking for no reason doesn't even get you hard
>Girl is about to cum
>Camera switches over to the guy making a horrible O face
>Amateur Asian porn
>It's still censored
>Girl looks hot as fuck with clothes on
>She undresses and has a huge ugly tattoo on a spot that was covered up by clothes
>Dude is about to cum on the girls face
>Misses and shoots 90% of the cum on the floor/bed, girl gets like 1 drip on her face
>Also guys who scream like fucking banshees when they're about to cum
I fucking hate that
>Girl masturbating on camera
>She's getting really into it
>Moaning very sexily and she has an awesome body
>5+ minutes in of her fucking herself
>"Aw, thank you hon!"
>Takes her another 15 minutes to get back to her passionate stage
>Another guy tips her and the cycle starts anew
>2 hour video, she never gets off
>have more fucking pet peeves than any normalfag can imagine
How hard is it to find CD porn that doesn't involve a fat balding middle manager called Dave? Why the fuck do those same fucking people think it's OK to shit up bondage shoots? Whhhhhyyyyyy?
>American Asian Pornstars
And I'm a fetish pleb, so what?
>Girl absolutely going to town on herself
>so quiet that you could hear a pin drop on video and it'd be audible
>Porn starts off decent
>Quickly descends into the women screaming "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" over and over for the next 5 minutes
Every fucking time
K N O W
T H I S
F E E L
>Search for twink.
>Muscular surfer dude with blonde hair.
>Search for femboys.
>Search for trap
>Get fat fairy indian men wearing their wife's underwear.
>Give up and go look at normal TG porn.
>Their voice doesn't pass at all.
Roxy Red is all well and good but there needs to be more boys that looks like girls in professional porn.
I just want to watch a convincing trap suck lots of dick, either by bukkake or gloryhole.
>story driven porn
Is there anyone in human history who ever watched porn for the story? Fuck that, just skip to the sex scenes. "story driven porn" is a waste of everbody's time.
>scroll down after finishing
>those comments on the porn video
>Always some ugly indian dude saying "I love you please let me smell you baby I want to put my penis into you please baby suck on my penis I love you"
>Mom/Son in Title
>They don't refer to each other as mom or son in the video at all
>It's just a generic milf video they gave an incest title to
>search up impregnation porn
>nothing but ntr/rape stuff
>Always some ugly indian dude saying "I love you please let me smell you baby I want to put my penis into you please baby suck on my penis I love you"
Yeah but that's all of you. Every single one your thoughts of you people while watching these disgusting humans rub skin on eachother in a video.
He's just man enough to come out and type it like domb monkey brain he is.
Okay this is probably the best place to ask. But there was some xhamster video of a cougar with short brown hair jerking off this young guy, about 19 or 20 by the looks of him in the kitchen and he ended up cumming too soon. I remember her saying "Jeez, that was fast" and the video was titled Mom and NOT her son or something to that end. It got fucking deleted about a year ago because for some reason xhamster just periodically deletes videos for no reason. Does anybody know the one I'm talking about and know how to find it? It used to be on the front page all the time and had tens of millions of views.
After finishing its fucking great to look at the wacky comments.
I do. Remy LaCroix is a surprisingly good actress.
>Corruption of Champions/Trials in Tainted Space/other text based porn games.
>Hentai OVA and animated series
>Pretty much all of traditional and online erotic literature (including fanfiction/shipping/doujins etc.)
>Rule 34 about specific characters from fiction.
Orgasms and porn can be enjoyed a lot more if people have emotional investment in the characters. I mean for fucks sake, that's why they bother with set ups in the first place. Because they know that just two people fucking on it's own isn't interesting for very long and won't bring in paying customers. But if they spend time establishing a story such as "The student is having sex with her teacher for good grades" or "The cheating wife gets caught and has to have sex to keep her secret from getting out". So the viewers will be more likely to watch that particular video, be enticed to watch more from that studio and hopefully become a paying member because that context they've presented is appealing.
The people who are just rubbing one out quickly while waiting for dinner aren't the target audience. If studios want to keep making money they need a multi-pronged approach. Partly by capitalizing on the fanbase for performers through exclusive scenes and content, partly by eroticism and making sure the content they've got is sexually appealing and partly by making sure the production values are top quality, especially when dealing with kinks that aren't based around physical attributes.
If a potential customer wants "forced gay" porn, they're not going to go with "Well my girlfriend is out of town and my buddy's here. Whoops I tripped and let him cum in my mouth" if they have other options. They're going to go with the one that has a sexual narrative played as convincingly as possible.
>Behind the scenes footage.
>Girl goes straight from swallowing loads to eating her lunch.
What a fucking waste of food, it's just going to have an aftertaste of semen that will distract from the flavour.
>eFukt is shit now.
They used to edit stuff together really well and knew when to heighten the comedy with a well timed clip or piece of music. Now they're almost unwatchable.
There's only been around two videos they've uploaded in the past year I can remember that were any good and that was entirely due to the content of the original video, their editing added nothing to it.
>in the mood for shemale porn
>see hot as fuck trap in the thumbnail
>I get my cock out
>little trailer of the entire scene is the intro
>mfw the trap is the one doing the fucking
I swear fapping to trap porn is like playing russian roulette.
>20 minute vid
>nearly continuous brutal throat fucking
>about to cum
>pulls cock out of her mouth and shoots puny load
>half of it shoots over her face and onto the ground
I hate that anticlimactic bullshit.
>watching scene with too good looking people
>they obviously have good chemistry and are attracted to one another
>midway into the scene they are completely oblivious of the camera and just having a good time
>suddenly realize I'm watching two normies make love
>boner is obliterated
>close all tabs
>sit there in the dark
>all of the depression I had before the fap session comes back extra hard
There's a lot of shit I hate but one thing I love is when I don't know the name of a hot ass bitch so I look at comments and there's only one comment and it's a guy saying the name when nobody even asked. Bless you if you do this
I was browsing recently and saw a pretty decent "racial humiliation" group on MLess with that. It's almost entirely JOI vids with a racial bent.
ML - /gv/racial_humiliation
>pro vid, scenario is guy fucking his gf on her birthday
>suddenly his friend jumps out of the closet and the bf lets him fuck her
>bf rips of the blindfold and she's all, "OMG WTF is going on!"
>"Happy birthday babe! I always knew you wanted to fuck me bro here!"
>"OMG thanks honey!"
>friend is properly rooting her
>"Yeah bro fuck her hard bro!"
cucking has gone too far
Why you care about a man cumming?
Why is that the dealbreaker?
>they both look like guys
>the man rims the woman
WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT THE MAN DOES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
>search for white male/asian female
>guys dick is small
COME THE FUCK ON!
Why is that a bad thing
Alexis Texas isn't even attractive
>mfw every asian pornstar has done a scene with a black guy
>look for cute fem tranny-on-girl
>literally impossible to find
A) never show a man's face ever
B) be degrading to the girl
A girl licking a guys ass is insanely degrading nasty as fuck. In fact I would absolutely love to get a hottie (especially a blonde white girl) lick my ass.
>that one pornstar who started out doing amazing videos
>all she does now is anal and niggers
Well you would look at cock and balls while he fucks a girl anyways right? You should be concentrating on what the girl is doing. It's easy for them to not show a guys face. It is impossible to not show a guys lower half. Unless he is in a full body suit I guess.
Seriously though I would love to make a qt white girl lick my ass.
I am racist that's why. Women also piss me off. It is different. It is usually depicted as more extreme and it really is. The girls look like they are getting fucked by horse dicks. Maybe you just haven't seen any of them? Most of those scenes are very hardcore degrading stuff.
Nah screw her. Thankfully there is no shortage of girls that do. Just sucks when there is one I like that doesn't have any scenes like that.
Nothing is worst then the ultra cock teases that do softcore or camwhoring only though.
>Look up WM/AF
>Half the results are BM/WF
>Look up WM/BF
>Half the results are BM/WF
Who the fuck runs xvideos for the search engine to be directing me to cuckshit? Also the front page is always half cuck shit too.
>yeah this is pretty hot
>getting into it
>suddenly this starts playing
>sides burst and go flacid
I wish I would have saved the video. It was some generic black woman interracial shit.
It's possible those tube sites are forcing this. If you ever go to newer uploads on those videos you will notice they get massive thumbs downs. Then when you go to older videos they almost always have 100% likes.
Not like his dick's gonna get loose. It's not hypocritical on his part because there are other guys in the industry better at fucking than him and the entire industry is getting bought out by people like Lisa Ann and James deen who refuse to hire any of the white guys on tumblr with huge dicks because they want to make viewers HAVE to turn to interracial humiliation shit to see an above-average dick and a 7/10 girl in a scene together.
>it is 2016
>no good asian pornstars for the past two years since alina and sharon retired
I mean, come on. It's 2016
JAV is okay but there's something alluring about the trashiness of western asian pornstars
There are so few of them in porn that don't look like Hondurans with squinty eye make-up.
>girl is extreme qt/10 waifu material
>they bring the Chaddest looking douchebag or the most thug looking nigger to fuck her
>towards end of video
>guy looks at camera and excitedly thanks you for watching
>tv repair man goes to MILF's house
>they start to fuck
>at the end they are watching tv even though he didn't even finish working on it
she deleted all her social media accounts and i didn't screenshot it
she did vape and i was there when some teenager outed her to her whole city that she was a pornstar and identified who she was over twitter to her personal twitter though
>Computer's in back of my apartment
>Watch porn with headphones
>Can't hear pest control or filter change come in
>They come at random intervals
Cool story bro
Next you'll tell me about the time you and Katherine Brewster made out in Mike Kripke's basement
Just wondering, not trying to judge, but how can you guys watch that kind of junk? I've seen a lot of stuff on /gif/ that talks about mom/son incest and it just kinda weirds me out. The sister/aunt stuff is okay, and the step-mom stuff is too, but as soon as they say something like "Yeah stuff mommy's tight pussy" I lose anything that might resemble a boner
>any video with sasha grey
>OH YEAH FUCK MY TIGHT PUSSY WITH YOUR HUGE FUCKING COCK GODDAMN IT FEELS SO GOOD OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK YEAH DO YOU LIKE FUCKING MY FUCKING ASS WITH YOUR FUCKING COCK FUCK SHIT PISS YEAH CUNT FUCK
and half the time when she's saying that shes only giving a hand job
I hate the ones that act like fucking robots. Like some beta fucker will tip for her to smack her ass or something so she'll start doing it fucking instantly and just as you're getting into it abruptly stops and resumes doing nothing.
Like she's a fucking program, it's a massive boner killer, the "organic" girls are much better.
>a million scenes of a white girl saying "nigger dick" to the guy
>can never find a white guy calling a black girl "nigger" and fucking her
this, dirty talk is fun but when it gets into aggressive rapey shit it's just ridiculous and kills my boner
like, bro, calm yourself, it's not worth it
It's actually my dream to one day have a legitimate business, and in the basement, have a doggie brothel. Each dog will be expertly cared for and groomed, and will be the stars of a gay porn site. Not the humans they fuck, the dogs themselves.
Extreme anal dildo
>only takes maybe a quarter of the whole dildo
I wanna see a tiny asian woman take a 1.5 foot long dildo all the way in, not just the tip, fuck.
>dude aims to piss in her mouth and most of it splashes everywhere
Why the fuck can't we see a chick straight up sucking the piss out of the dude while he pees?
again extreme anal
>only extreme anl porn always involves huge prolapses where the girl has dead eyes and sucks on this enormous nasty red ball of flesh
I don't mind asslicking and crazy huge penetration but if I wanted to watch a prolapse video, I'd just look for one.
They are the only ones left. Brandi Love still hasn't, Mia Malokova.
They need to hope on the bbc train like Dani Daniels, Kendra, and Brooke Wylde.
The best interracial pornstar is Remy Lacroix, Dakota James, Riley Ried, Keisha Grey, and that italian bitch.
You'd be surprised, there's a lot of gay beast stuff out there as it is, and plenty of ongoing demand.
Still, I could hire a whore or two and make it a bi beast site. The dogs are the stars, not the men or women they top!
Maybe get a bitch or two, too, for both straight and lesbian zoo smut.
Hence the legitimate business. This is a hobby, not a profession.
>cut before he cums, then cut back to obvious fake cum
is Ivan incapable of ejaculating?
>click on video at 2 am
>forgot to turn my speakers down
>"TIRED OF LOOKING AT PORN?!!"
Not even a warning
>Porn websites try to recommend you fetish videos when you watch completely standard pornos
Fuck off, I have enough fetishes already
>the guy cums a very small amount
>over exaggerated facial expressions and loud grunting noises
>girls not enjoying themselves, or pretending too hard
>generic "omg suck my dick, omg fuck me harder" dialogue
>god awful outfits on half the girls
>intro scenes with even shittier music
>tfw you've become pretentious about your porn
More than anything else, watching two people in love absolutely destroys me. I have a thick skin and can handle whatever bantz you throw at me, but seeing a passionate couple brutally drives home what an unlovable piece of shit I am. Nonetheless, homegrown porn is the only kind I can watch. The emotions are just so honest and pure, but I can't help but hate myself knowing I will never experience that. I must be a masochist.
>2 girls and guy
>girl a spends 20 minutes sucking his dick
>girl b masturbates
>girl a gets fucked doggy style
>girl b continues to masturbate
>guy comes on girl a while girl b continues to flick the bean
>mfw mmf is the best 3way porn
>hot lesbian anally pegs other hot girl
>the girl with th strap on just puts the tip in the others butt
>u reddy 2 b fukt white girl
>wan sum fuck den
>"nigger dick nigger dick"
>look at dose titties bish lemme suck dem titties bruh
>"nigger dick, nigger dick, nigger dick nigger dick"
>bix nood muh fugga lemme fuk da pussy
>It's a facial
>Mood gets ruined since you see the guy stumble and squat over a chicks face
>Takes him another minute to cum
>It looks fucking solid like cheese when it comes out
>when the couple are so tender and loving that you lose your boner and just feel