>tfw brown hair and brown eyes
>tfw not brown hair and blue eyes
>tfw natural blonde
>tfw in the gyms locker room and you see the "blonde chicks" changing
>tfw you see bush as dark as a fresh pot of coffee.
Damn girl at least shave it off if you're gonna pretend to be a blonde.
I'm confused this is my natural hair color and my pubic hair is also dark brown.
You thought natural blondes all had blonde pubic hair?
>tfw dirty blonde
>tfw hair is the color of baby diarrhea
>tfw women hate it
>tfw not fair or handsome enough to be hitler youth
>he has black hair
How does it feel to share the same haircolour as gooks and nigs? If you have brown eyes too you may as well just end your life
>tfw dirty blonde Nord
>no woman will ever like me, because blondeness is associated with neoteny
And I thought this day couldn't get any worse...
I didn't even know this was a thing, but recently I talked to a girl and she unironically said she is not attracted to blonde guys
sure...we could be brothers in arms also :3
gingers are the most powerful race in the world
>How does it feel to share the same haircolour as gooks and nigs? If you have brown eyes too you may as well just end your life
Feels pretty good actually, it means I can pass for non-white and survive the genocide. It also helps that I'm one eighth potatonigger.
>hair gets really blond when exposed to sun
>dirty blond during fall and winter
>tfw people ask if i dye my hair