I feel like a NEET would be best suited for this lottery. >

unfortunately it'll be some backwater hick from some backwater town that wins this and his response will be "IMMA GO FISHIN I GUESS"

If any of us wins, we would cease to become robots. Woman would be all over us, it would be retardedly easy to fuck girls. You could hire personal trainers to get you /fit/ , fashion advisers, bodyguards to look super cool in bars and clubs, you would have a damn Mansion and fast expensive cars. You would be living a dream.

I wish won of us could win and actually throw a huge gathering for all of us. it would be amazing of course its some autistic fantasy that will never happen. hell we couldn't even organize it.

>>25720787
If i win. (which I wont) I plan on making a shitty online documentary about my process in improvement. So in a year I can post online about how much money can change a person.

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I have a strong feeling about this boys :D I'm probably not sharing with any of you though.

I'm really surprised the jackpot hasn't gone up again yet.

>>25720825
I thought about kinda the same thing, but it would be a fake documentary comedy. Where I would appear humble and normal in the beginning, than quickly turn into a narcissistic crazy asshole who view people as play things.

>>25720787
I would not tell a filthy whore that I won.

>>25720826
no robot is going to win there are way too many oldfags that spend their entire social security checks on lottery tickets, the sad part is someone young and like us SHOULD win.

the documentary idea is great anon, I would also expose how normies treat you without knowing how much you're worth vs. knowing how much you're worth.

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>>25720571
"I jus' wanna take the time ta thank Jesus Christ for helpin' me pick the right numbers"

>>25720806
Probably would get stabbed and robbed in the process by some nothing to lose NEET.

>>25721152
exactly, if we get lucky some fucking pastor will trick the hick in donating half his winnings to the will of god.

two weeks later you see the pastor pull up in a rolls royce, GOD BLESS

>>25721166
yeah exactly, it wouldn't be a "we all made it bros" moment
it would be the exact opposite some jealous neet or wagie coming in and shooting up the place or killing you because you won..we in reality you wanted to share the winnings with your shunned-from-society brothers.

god I hope a woman doesn't win.

Can someone explain whats better, lump sum and annuity? I was discussing with friends about this yesterday, and also discussed it online with 4chan people before. I always thought lump sum was the better option because that's what people on 4chan say is the smart option. You get your money and you could invest it for way more than the annuity. I was talking to friends yesterday and they say annuity is the smart option as it's tax free money growing, and that people just want fast money when they take lump sum and don't think first.

>>25720787
>You could hire personal trainers to get you /fit/ , fashion advisers, bodyguards to look super cool in bars and clubs
Why? The only reason I'd bother with bodybuilding, fashion or going to clubs and bars would be to gather enough social stats to allow me access to vagina. I don't care about any of those things for their own sake. And by being a billionaire you could get any girl you like since your social status is already through the roof

>>25720953
today will have the most amount of people getting last second tickets, plus you have to realize it's only increments of 100 million now , as it says 1.5 billion. Getting to 1.6 is a ton of tickets

>>25721260
lets be honest here if most neets/wagies won, their health would continue to decline, we're already not motivated in that department, what makes you think money will flick on a button to become healthier; sure we may travel, more than likely we will acquire more material and distract ourselves even more from the void, and if you didn't have a purpose or a plan before winning, you sure as shit wont have one after winning.

>>25721260
When I was /fit/ It was the best I ever felt. It makes you yourself feel good to have a nice body. Also dressing nice makes yourself feel good. It's not all about getting girls, When I was in awesome shape and was able to wear nice fitting clothes, I didn't even care about girls, I was just feeling myself man. Also bodyguards are good for protection , plus you feel like a badass.

>>25721251
lump sum + diversified portfolio with lots of index funds
>>25721168
Those types always spend and lose their winnings on stupid shit like a ranch or "a new truck". It's either donating money to some church or church based charity, or getting robbed by their whore daughter and her meth head boyfriend.

If I won I'd just go full otaku rather than poorfag otaku. I'd refuse to get a girlfriend.

>>25720787
If I win, you can fucking bet I'm gonna do some roll threads. Also we're all going to thailand for sweet sweet boypussy.

>>25721251
With the annuity, you have to worry about inflation and the fact that you might not live 30 years. Compound investing will give you a way better payout in the end, so take the lump sum and invest.

>>25721368
>Those types always spend and lose their winnings on stupid shit like a ranch or "a new truck". It's either donating money to some church or church based charity, or getting robbed by their whore daughter and her meth head boyfriend.


I absolutely LOVE seeing this shit happened. I remember reading a story about how some guys daughter convinced her junkie boyfriend to kill her father so she could get the lottery inheritance

>>25720298
i hope a millionaire wins, or a refugee

>>25721251
>tax free money
Bih, you's getting taxed. Fuhget about it. With this much money, who tf cares about taxes?

>people just want fast money when they take lump sum and don't think first
That's what normies say to seem smart, I promise you they would take the lump sum. In the past 2 years, only one person has taken annuity option. I doubt all those other people were just dummies.

>>25721251
It isn't tax free ya dunce. you still have to pay taxes regardless.

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>tfw $651M lump sum
>take $50M, travel the world
>modestly invest the remaining $600M for returns of ~5%/yr ($30M, at worst, earned per year)
>billionaire in 13 years
it's fun fantasizing for a bit about this, but yeah wont win

>>25721457
>>25721489
They don't tax your money when it's sitting there for 30 years, you dunces.

>>25721628
Yes, they fucking do. The only thing they don't do is take a 25% cut. You still have to pay a 40% yearly income tax.

>>25721697
>other way around m80

>>25721628
Speaking from experience, they take an initial cut in the 35%to 50% range depending on state taxes. Then they take 15% capital gains tax, on the money your money makes.

>>25720298
it should be me or nobody else, if any of you faggots won i would be so fucking pissed. i'd rather have a chad win the money than you cunts.

>>25720806
I would do that and then not show up. There'd be a few events spaced long enough from each other than everyone there has a chance to be extremely awkward when nothing is going on

>>25721197
Which sucks desu because all the guy would have to do is ask, id rather give him a million dollars out of 750 mil than him kill me for honestly no real reason.

I was considering using major numerology techniques in this...but I decided to just trust God instead. At least I still have my faith.

>>25721305
you'd have to be some fucking slob to not have better health with a master chef cooking all food for you, a private gym in your own home, personal trainers who come and encourage you to train 5 times a week, personal beaches/swimming pools to swim in, highly paid doctors to give you health advice and literally infinite free time

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Time for some inspiration

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>>25722509
Get yourself a home chef

>>25722509
>buying a flashy big house
>not building the ultimate womb-bunker for protection against the outside world and uncomfiness

>>25720298
nah, Chad will win this shit

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>>25722549
Arrive in style

>>25722572
>this is what americans consider a billionaire-tier car

>>25722280
Holy shit you're retarded. Even if god were real, do you have any idea how many other christians are playing this?

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>>25722572
Invest and make more monies

>>25720298
Lol no. Almost every major lottery winner in existence has pissed away thier winnings within a matter of years.

>>25722590
That's why I said "at least" I have my faith.

>>25722592
Gaming for days and days.

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>>25722664
Woops forgot pic. And no I don't really know what a desirable gaming setup looks like.

>>25722645

>Praying to the Christian God for wealth

If he was real he'd be silently shaking his head at everyone praying for this.

after setting up trusts, college funds, investments, etc, this is the first toy i'd buy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN-dnznnwOw

norman tier yes, but with that type of money you can literally give 0 fucks

I'll probably spend it on drugs and be dead within the month. Just because I have money doesn't mean I'm going to go out and become Chad Thundercock.

>>25722624
That's because they win only like 7-12 million , which is really not that much. I mean it IS ALOT, but not enough to live a "party every day in a mansion with hot bitches and drive lambo cars and being baller" type of life style. 7-12 million is the "Get a Nice house, with a nice eco car with a splurge buy of a 120k Porsche , and find a nice girl and marry" type of life style. .

With 600 million dollars lump sum of money, It's almost impossible to piss away that type of money. Who ever wins tonight is set for life. They could live the party lifestyle and splurge on everything and show off and never run out of cash flow.

>>25722430

most of us are slobs though, think of how many people here that don't shower on a regular basis, hell I've seen anons admit they wont even brush their fucking teeth unless they have to tread out into public.

>>25722813

7 - 12 million is more than enough to be set for life if you're not a complete and utter retard.

With that amount of cash you can literally pay someone to tell you exactly how to make more millions.

>>25722572
get the fuck out of here with that nigger carrying suv.

at least have a decency to get a Rolls Royce or High End Merecedes, also hire someone you trust (family) or extremely close friend (reee normie ree) to drive you around and pay them a living wage.

>>25722509
I'm getting a moderately sized comfy as fuck house and the best PC rig I can buy.

>>25722549
Cooking my own shit


>>25722587
>this is what americans consider a billionaire-tier car
>even with a billion dollars he cares about social status

Leave it to a normie to be this desperate for approval.

>>25722727
They only made I think a 1000 of those cars so good luck finding someone who would sell you theirs. Also Gordon is a damn idiot for not getting that in Red

>>25722813
Exactly. Can't stand the people like this >>25722624 that try to sound pompous but don't realize that the lottery winners that piss it all away in a couple years won ~10 million dollars. I want to see someone piss away 600-700 million dollars.

>>25722763
with this kind of money you could buy a strip club & escort service and be ron jeremey but i guess you lack vision

>>25722871
>>even with a billion dollars he cares about social status
I know fuck all about cars but that car looks like something a washed-up soccermom drives, with it you will not arrive "in style" anywhere

>>25722572

American cars are truly vile abominations.

If I win I will buy 4Chan and remove all boards excluding r9k, h, hc and pol

>>25722865
Part of the problem with that is the money managers will fuck you in a heartbeat. Best thing someone, who has never had an experience with real money, can do is take some classes to learn for yourself.

>>25722871

Literally the only reason to buy an Escalade is for the so called "Status" they provide though.

They are terrible pieces of shit. If you want an Escalade it's because you want it for the status. There is literally no other reason.

>>25722916
Even with a billion dollars I wouldn't want to drive some douche-tier car like >>25722727. Just too braggy to me.

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>>25722916
>>25722971
I'd get a 2016 toyota camry

>>25722879

Red looks really tacky though.

>>25720787

>Settling for a gold digging whore.

No, some of us would still keep our dignity

>>25722962
that's a great plan actually

>>25723032
No need even acknowledging the normies in this thread, if you ignore them they'll go away.

>American made cars are shit
>American made cars continuing to outperform same tier European cars.
>American made cars recieve better consumer reviews
>American made cars have an abundance of replacement parts.
>American cars can have higher displacement
>American cars provide a better value (Price:quality)

>>25722997

American taste in cars is so shit I can't tell if you're joking

>Wins billions
>Buys a Toyota.

>>25722971
>>25722867
>>25723076
>>25723092
Gee I'm sorry I posted a fucking picture of a car, can we not do this?

>>25722997
I'd just hire a helicopter pilot to airdrop me wherever

>>25723092
Im not buying some fucking lambo or whatever, that's not me. I'm gonna be me just with money.

Is your norman brain really that small or are you 12?

One of my old bosses had an old school muscle car built new from scratch. My first toy would be a old-school db5 built from scratch.

>>25722681
I'd visit the most pastoral parts of Europe to have picnics with wine.

>>25723119
yeah you should be fucking sorry with your nigger tier taste.

but in seriousness lets not talk about trivial shit such as cars, I am sure /o/ is having a circle jerk about cars they would buy after winning the lotto.

lets talk about lifestyle changes, most drastic ones you'd make; people you would immediately cut off from your life, if you were employed how would you leave
low key tips etc.

>>25723119
Then don't post a shit tier car saying you'll "arrive in style"

>>25723092

What's wrong with a Camry?

It's safe, reliable and gets your from point A to point B which is the purpose of a car.

Not everyone is a 16 year old race "VROOM VROOM GIMME RACE CAR!"

Some people are pragmatists

Fuck off back to /o/

>>25723176
This. I would buy an Oldsmobile Cutlass 442

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>>25723181
Holy shit I keep forgetting the pics.

>>25723181
You can go anywhere but decide to go to the most uncultured, neglected modern countries

>>25723158

You don't have to buy a Supercar, there are plenty of in-between options better than a Toyota. It's just a very odd and bland choice.

What the fuck is a norman? Is this a new r9k insult?

>>25723194

>Win over a billion dollars
>Be as boring as humanely possible with it.

You could do whatever you want with it.

But saying "I'd get a Toyota Camry" is kind of an odd response to winning a billion dollars since it's such an unremarkable car. that's all I was saying kek.

>>25723186
I would give a million bucks each to my family, friends and relatives, then build a comfy smaller mansion somewhere scenic, maybe a fjord in norway if it wasn't so fucking cold, and just chill while hiring roided up-supermodels to fuck me in the ass. Then I would start hiring people to make video games, because being an idea guy seems fun as fuck. I'm a university student and I'd probably just drop it right off.

>>25723092
you're definitely a nigger and attention whore, if I had billions I'd buy something comfortable but something was common, I would not want to stick out, plus you could rent a lambo or ferrari and never have to deal with insurance or protecting or maintaining it, god you're so fed that OMG BRO BEING RICH GOTTA HAVE A LMAOBO AND BITCHES BRO..jesus thats what you call nigger-rich mentality
>>25723158
I agree with you anon, fuck status symbols.

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this without the decals

Just...Imagine...The Amount of PUSSY you would CRUSH

>>25723327
>using a luxury car to "crush pussy" oh god that doesn't scream compensation for the lack of fucking dry personality and uninteresting you are as a fucking person.

I dont even know where to begin, you're either very fucking naive or young, probably both

>>25723327
I could literally see that thumbnail was arabic from the other side of my room

If I win, I would like to meet the eggman and drop a mix tape together

>>25723186
>>25723193
nigger nigger nigger nigger, I see lines of those cars all the time driven by rich whites arriving at the casino. That's all I got the idea from, I'm not into cars or rich so excuse me.
While I like to think money wouldn't change me, I'd be wary all the time. I kinda understand why it's so easy for the ultra rich to "get rid of" someone that crosses them. People are always after them. The only "lifestyle change" I'd have is being really involved in business and shit and actually working (haha, win the lotto so I can work hard). I'd ideally like to build a large business where my family could work, but they'd probably just want to live off of whatever I give them. I'd love to build a casino/hotel, that would be perfect but I know I'd be in over my head trying to run it and would probably cost at least half of the winnings.

>>25723262
Maybe I'd also get a tesla or whatever new electric car comes out. But honestly I'm just trying to make my existence as comfy as possible. If I could have like a 2-3 times bigger version of exactly this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqwsQ65CEvk

I would.

Honestly , anon, if you want a lambo that badly you'll have to try your luck on the numerous roll threads I'd put up.

>>25723327
you do realize at the price point of the lottery winnings you could be without a car and outright just offer any fucking woman 50-75k in cash and propose to sleep with her right? nah but I GOTS TO HAVE MY LMABO I GOTS TO PICK EM UP MOVIE TIER STYLE I GOTS TO CRUISE DOWN THE STRIP IN MY CAR. christ the amount of materialistic brainwashing that's happened in the last decade or so is insufferable.

i wonder what the winner(s) is doing right now. the cunt's probably at work or something thinking "fuck it'd be nice to win this shit but who am i kidding" and just going about his/her day. little do they know their life will change completely in like 9 hours

>>25723397
Stop getting angry over what other people would buy with their fantasy money.

>>25723431
fuck off and stop indulging in peoples stupid fantasy purchases

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>>25723321

You know many expensive cars are actually incredibly well-engineered vehicles that are fun to drive right?
Outside of American made shit like Mustangs and Corvettes I mean.

Maybe this is why people in this thread keep thinking an expensive car is nothing but a fancy looking trinket. Because in America that's all they ever are.

Many European Sports Cars don't look that great, but are regarded as good cars because of how they drive.

That's the appeal of high-end cars you fucking queer. Being a boring fuck driving around in a shitty plastic Japanese car just because you think you're above Porsche's and BMW's just makes you sound like an even bigger tool than me.

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>>25723426
That's a really nice thought anon....yeah...someone out there is about to richer than Hollywood and they don't even know it...

>>25723327
Parking with that thing looks like a nightmare. It should be illegal for bumpers to hang that low.

>>25723448
Calm down dude, you're so angry over nothing, that's unhealthy

>>25723092
more like:
>Wins billions
>doesn't blow it all on retarded shit

>>25723356

Or maybe he just wants to drive a nice car?
Lambo Gallardo's are considered pretty good Supercars so what's the problem?

>>25723448
ss-sorry anon I am in the process of losing my job. it sucks hard, and the people I see that advanced around me, even though I've been there longer are just really good at fucking playing the game and rubbing shoulders with the right crowd. it disgusts me.

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The fuck is with all these faggots crying about fancy sports cars and shit? Did these dorks ever play with hot wheels as a kid? Who the fuck hasn't wanted some sick looking car like this?

>>25723529

You could buy a fleet of brand new Ferraris and still be a billionaire with this jackpot.

>>25723556
Those cars require a certain personality and confidence that I don't have. In addition to seeming super fake because I could never afford that without the lottery - at least celebrities and doctors kinda earned their way into driving those.

>>25723487
>That's the appeal of high-end cars you fucking queer. Being a boring fuck driving around in a shitty plastic Japanese car just because you think you're above Porsche's and BMW's just makes you sound like an even bigger tool than me.

Motherfucker you don't have to buy a high-end car like a fucking lamborghini and become a target of hatred and authorities, you do not need a fucking car that goes 155mph on most places in US where the top limit is fucking 80mph, you could a comfortably equipped Q5 or a fully loaded Volvo or Tesla(sure the Tesla is pretty quick) but the fact that you choose the obvious choice "LMAOBO , RARRI bro" makes you an instant faggot.

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>>25723397
>paying $75,000 per fuck

THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WILL GO BROKE 5 YEARS IN

>>25723556

r9k autists are too "mature" for that sort of thing.

>>25722509

>Cliff erodes
>House falls into ocean.

>>25723556
I wouldn't. Finance is the real-life Metal Gear Solid. You want to be as covert as possible to prevent nignogs and teenagers from fucking with you. Getting a fancy attention-grabbing sports-car is the same as (in MGSV terms) sprinting through an FOB during an infiltration mission guns blazing while wearing inapproriate camouflage for the area while a player is defending the base.

>>25720571
yeah, it will be some guy who has been buying lottery tickets obsessively every day since he was 18

>>25723638
Literally the second thing you should do after consulting finance experts is hire security.

>>25723612
ha I was suggesting this to the faggot who is going to pay for a 200K car every year to pull in some pussy.

I would never pay for sex even if I had infinite amount of money. women wouldn't even be a desire at the point. you could pretty much go to any well developed country and you wouldn't need to do much to pull in company. honestly must of you faggots only want a g/f because you're not doing much with your lives; if you had plans and goals you wouldn't think about that shit and might actually meet someone along the way.

>>25723658
I live in America so security is nonexistent.

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I'm also going to deck this bitch out with a horse whinny horn, imagine the sheer amount of pussy mang.

>"NEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHH

Hop in bitches!

>>25723611
>Motherfucker you don't have to buy a high-end car like a fucking lamborghini

Why do you keep impying that Lamborghinis are the zenith of motor engineering?

I never said I wanted a Lamborghini or a Ferrari.

>>25723681
Are those big bald sunglass wearing suited guys with earpieces all a hollywood fantasy or what?

>>25723356
he will be fuckong woman that overcompensate in life by only caring about their exterior beauty I think is a win win anon

if he pump and runs that is

I just hope someone deserving wins it. I want it but I don't know if I'm deserving.

>>25723706
Yes. Unless you're the President (even then, the Secret Service is failing) the security you feel from hiring "security" is a placebo effect.

>>25723725
>deserving
well meme'd friend-O

>>25723725
i bet you think life is fair to faggot.

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>>25723638
I understand not being stupid with wealth, but what good is lots of money if you can't splurge now and then?

>wearing a snakeskin suit with a leather trenchcoat with fur trim around the collar/shoulders and shades with red lenses, while smoking a cigarette
>driving a futuristic sports car
>while playing dubstep, trance, techno, or industrial music
>having a custom made gun and hidden grenades for protection at all times

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>>25723674
What're you talking about you? Lol, I could pull peasant bitches with a Lambo model from 30 years ago. Why would you pay for pussy? The fuck is wrong with you guy. Prostitution is a crime Anon. For the record, I'd put a sizable amount of my winnings in an index fund and even if I didn't I could still afford to purchase a $200,000 car every year. Honestly, just anhero.

>>25723752
you would literally get laughed out of every bar on the planet

>>25723705
thats the thing I don't think they are high-end cars; they are objectively better performing sure, but they are pretty much the "GO-TO" rich car, like oh shit I have money, I should get a lambo (I feel a lot of new rich people flock to them) it's almost like a rich status symbol game meme.

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>>25723681
That's why you move to some island country made for rich people, or some place like Dubai

>>25723638
autisim the post

sorry kiddo someone had to do it

>>25723771
or even better....go to the bunny ranch in nevda

>>25723742
Life isn't fair. Doesn't mean I can't hope for someone worthwhile to get the money.

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Imagine all the dogs and cats you could buy with all that money

>>25723752
>>having a custom made gun and hidden grenades for protection at all times
>coon walks out of the ghetto
>"AY YO HOL UP WHITE BOI"
>shoots you with his cheap handgun that he was holding sideways
>steals your shit
>:^)

>>25723638

Just go back to playing MGSV since it's all you're thinking about right now quite plainly.

>>25723798
>Doesn't mean I can't hope for someone worthwhile to get the money.
fuck outta here with that do goodery talk.
"take your well wishes and shove it"

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>>25723776
I wouldn't be wearing that to a bar, I'd be wearing that to a fancy restaurant or a nightclub. Or just driving around at night, or lunging on the balcony of my massive tall tower

>>25723823
let me put it this way: the only place you would not get laughed out of would be an anime convention

whats the least amount you would need to win from the lottery to live comfy of the interest?

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>>25723811
Not me mang, I'm buying a fucking wolf. Raise that nigga from birth to follow me around and shit like that one guy from Naruto.

I would live in a comfy house eating organic foods and reading banned right winged literature.

>>25723858
That entirely depends on how modestly you want to live.

>>25723725
I'm not sure if I believe in that "deserving" stuff anymore. As much as I'd like to start some business to hire workers, I can't say I've heard of someone who won the lottery do something like that.

>>25723867
i'm pretty sure wolves are undomesticateable due to the lack of tens of thousands of years of breeding

>>25723858
You can't live off the interest anymore tbfhq pham.

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>>25723816
I'm half black and half italian, if anything I'll be shooting him first.

also
>making sure to wear a bulletproof vest under my clothes

>>25723356
Lel faggot I'd be so rich I'd be able to hire people to coach me on having a more interesting personality

There is literally nothing money can't buy, despite what jealous poorfags would have you believe

>>25723905
>falling for the bulletproof Jew
>thinking nigs don't shoot the head

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>>25723898
Any animal can be domesticated, even wolves.

http://m.wikihow.com/Own-a-Pet-Wolf

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>>25723847
Dude, I'm fucking wealthy, you think I'd care at that point if they laugh or not? Plus I'll make sure to get some real tall as fuck scary black woman as my personal bodyguard and secretary.

>>25723914
ahahahah

>paying people to teach you how to have a personality, that is a new level of pathetic

I am a boring uninteresting fuck, hey I'll pay you six figures to teach me how to copy you, hows that sound?

>>25723882
100-200K a year after you buy a house and cars to live as you dreamed. the 100-200K would also cover expenses from such living...

>>25723899
>tbfhq

>>25723905
>>making sure to wear a bulletproof vest under my clothes
that shit is heavy and bulky...better off buying a bullet'proof' suit...but even then...hope for small caliber rounds...

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>>25723924
>implying I won't use some of my wealth to invest in tech that will allow me to genetically and cybernetically enhance myself to be stronger than the average human

I plan on being the real life perfect cell, but without the destroying the human race stuff

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>>25723924
If I win, I'm going to try to blow all with in the first year without giving anything to charity. Wish me luck guise.

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>>25723725
>deserving

tip

>>25723914
personality top kek get out of here with your meme knowledge of game

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Gotta cop the MW3 yacht

>>25723858
Living at my level prefered level of comfy I would need 2.5 million. This is assumes I'm using a max of around 4,000 a month.

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>>25723914
>falling for the personality maymay XD

>>25723914
lol you can pay tai lopez millions to teach you about knowledge etc. gullible faggots like you that think they need a "life coach" are the fucking reason assholes like him are rich.

honestly all you need is a personal trainer, personal chef, driver, and possibly one security gaurd

>>25724034
>no butler
>no maid

>>25723356
Lol 'personality', you retarded senpai? I'm 99% sure pulling up in a sweet ass supercar raises my interesting levels up like 1000%.

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gotta splurge on a castle

not sure what i would do if i won

i would probably buy a house out in the country. get a gf, buy lots of puppies and kitties. a nice car, a badass computer, a huge tv, and a lifetime supply of drugs

>>25724044
would def. hire a butler and call him Alfred, even if that wasn't his name, I am sure someone would be willing to endure that for six figures a year.

I wouldn't have a live in maid, but I'd hire one to come in weekly to clean up after me, same thing with the chef I wouldn't want a live in chef that'd probably cost more.

>>25724044
>buying a mansion with lottery winnings
enjoying being poor next week.

>>25724000
so thats 48K a year in expenses and you have possibly another 100K to play with not bad

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penthouse bachelor pad

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a god damn fucking tank boi

>>25724106
>enjoying being poor next week.
with 500 million or whatever you could literally buy the playboy mansion and have 300 million left

>>25724106
>another 100K to play with not bad
Assuming I don't live past 80.

>>25724160
>with 500 million or whatever you could literally buy the playboy mansion and have 300 million left
another bad investment there chap now youll be poor in three days...why not invest. youre a fucking nobody start small and learn.

>give my close family members and friends a few million each
>buy a nice isolated house
>live quietly without ever having a worry again
>still tfwnogf though because i would never be able to trust that they arent just after the money

>>25724197
>investing
do you have autism or do you genuinely think you need to spend your time earning more money than the half billion you already have

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>>25724197
Invest in what wise guy? Don't tell me you're the retard thinks that 'living off the interest' is a good idea? Yeah a 0.02% return every year sure is a good investment. Lol. Dumbass nigga.

It's cheaper to buy every possible lottery combination, you'll still come out with a massive profit.

>>25724251
Hey now, there's nothing autistic about wanting more money. + the status of billionaire is better than multimillionaire. But, that guy is retarded for thinking buying a mansion will make him go broke.

>like Tyler the Creator

please leave

>>25724291
What if you have to share the ticket?

>>25724214
>>give my close family members and friends a few million each
why? maybe mums...but everyone else can kick rocks
>>buy a nice isolated house
truuuuuuuuue
>>live quietly without ever having a worry again
this saves money
>>still tfwnogf though because i would never be able to trust that they arent just after the money
well you could find one and not really mention it. she still needs to have her own place though

>>25724251
>>25724270
you dont have to be in the stock market...just put it in the bank and chill out until you figure something out

>>25724270
You could just let the government invest it for you at an extremely reasonable rate that you'd have to pay good money to a major firm to invest normally and live on the comfy ~$16,000,000 a year with two payments in the first year. You'd basically be set forever with zero effort put into making more money.

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>>25724332
>just put it in the bank and chill out until you figure something out

Nigga, what? You have to make money for it to be investing. Fyi pal, investing all your money in stocks is retarded, you have to buy shit like bonds and gold alongside your stocks.
>>25724363
>major firm to invest normally
Three words: Index fund boi.

Check the chart>>25721580
It's better to take the lump sum and call up Vanguard, put your money in a index fund and let a robot take care of your $$$. The Government is retarded and so is the annuity, plus inflation will destroy your cash and the gov/you might not make it 30 more years.

>>25724363
>Total S&P 500 Return from 1980-2000 (Dividends Reinvested)
>1760.943%
>almost 20% return annually
>"da goberment is gub ta me anon"

>>25720298
I want to win the lottery just so I can laugh in my step dad's face. He always said that I'd never go anywhere in life and brags that he had $10 million in the bank when he was 35. Of course it wont happen, but a robot can dream.

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>>25724743
I bet your mom is a slutty trophy wife, probably fucked her in the ass loads of times. Slapped her around a bit too. Damn, haha. Damn.

>>25724839
jokes on him, she got fat after her two insurance babies.

>>25724839
o man imagine a 10 fucking you like a desperate whore deepthroating your dick like crazy and letting you fuck her ass whenever you fell like it

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>old geezer in florida nursing home wins it
>dies from shock when she sees numbers
>nurse comes by
>"welp, she's dead"
>"hmm, what's that clutched in her hand..."
>pic related
make sure to put your losing ticket in her hand just incase. wear gloves

>>25724270
For those of us that plan to have children, it'd be nice for them to continue having a nice life after we're gone.

>>25724987
>he's fallen for the children meme

God is frowning, anon.

>>25724977
haha it's funny because Fry actually found out he was rich in this clip xD

>>25724326
then you lose money, go all in or don't go at all.

>>25724987
Don't have children, that's something poor people do as a fallback retirement plan. It's cruel. Also, you can't live off of the interest anymore dude. Banks have lowered their rates.

>>25725149
or invest your money like a non-mentally handicapped adult...

>>25724977
you can take the ticket as long as she didn't sign the back of it; lotto tickets are bearer documents.

If I win I swear I will come here and give out money to anyone who can prove that:

1) They are a real robot with a shitty life in need of help, not some normalshit or Redditor
2) Are nonwhite (see #1, only real robots allowed and whites cannot be robots)
3) Are not female (see #1, only real robots allowed and women cannot be robots)

>>25725254
What if someone just like, wipes off your name or whites it out? Hell, what if they went to a lab and put some weird ink eating chemicals on it? I mean, shit. It's a lot of money. If I found the winning ticket with a name on it Ik I'd try to wipe it off.

>>25725301
Give all your money to Earl Sweatshirt, that's like the epitome of robotism.

>win jackpot
>travel the world
>live like a carefree comfy neet for a few months
>pursue artistic passions, maybe hire high end escorts every now and then
>open up a diner and run it
>invest the rest
>maybe in a few years buy a boat
>live on the boat and travel the world in my twilight years again
>never EVER get fucking married

a robot can dream I suppose

>>25725226
For one, I'd never spend this much money in my lifetime. Idk maybe I'd feel compelled to spend because there's just so much of it, but I just want the comfort of never owing anything, a nice home and an always-working car. So yes, a menial return from interest would probably be just fine. I wouldn't live some celebrity lifestyle just to do it.

>>25725302
if the ticket appears to be tampered with, it is considered void. The small print says if it has been wet or submerged in water, it is nullified and worthless.

>>25722813
No bro I'm talking anyone who's won more than a quarter million. It's usually gone in a matter of years. Powerball winners are no exception to this, unless they're educated enough about finance or have the foresight to know that they need an education on finance.

>>25725390
Inflation would destroy you, it'd be a hassle having to manage 10 bank accounts (most banks won't let you keep more than X amount in their bank), you'd have 0 liquidity, if the bank goes under so does your money, you'll be making 10,000 a year off 'muh interest", you want me to go on? Index fund nigguh.

WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE & WHORES & COKE &

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>>25725390
You want to watch your 600 million quickly turn into 1 million?

>>25722905
I don't get why when people win $1m in the lottery they splurge it all on a car and a house. Get an eco car (I don't know, Fiat 500?), decent house and keep your job. Use the rest to buy nice shit/save it for a rainy day. Hell, 10m could last you enough to never work. $2k PC every 4 years is at maximum $40k, decent car every decade is $80k, food (for me, on my own) is $30 a week, so $120 a month is $1440 a ayear or near $115k. A decent house is $500k-$1m. Set for life

>>25725579

So what you're saying, if this dude manages to live another hundred and thirty years, he'll be broke?

Honestly I just hope my ex-girlfriend doesn't win. If she or anyone in her family does, I think I'd off myself before tomorrow morning.

>>25720298
I'm not gonna lie, I probably wouldn't change a thing, I'm neet for a reason.

>>25725612
Essentially. Look at the rate that medicine and nanotechnology are advancing at, if it continues he probably will live a hundred and thirty more years.

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>>25725599
>$2k PC every 4 years is at maximum $40k,
>$40k on PC's
>being this neckbeard

>>25722997
I'd get a luxury Jaguar probably. Leather seats, luxury interior. Nice af

>>25725579
LOL. ummmmmmmm. 100 dollars in 1900's is still 100 dollars in 2016.

>>25725703
In 80 years you mong. Hell, maybe PC's will be cheaper. $2k is mega top of the line, $1k would suffice

>>25720298
i knew a NEET on WoW that was rich, he just sat at home all day playing WoW and buying takeaway to his apartment. Guy had a couple million and owned a few properties he was in his early twenties at that time i knew him. I assumed he was fat as shit the whole time we played together.

>>25725731
>takeaway

BRITFAG >>>OUT>>>

>>25720298
>tfw will never win
>tfw forever a poorfag

>>25725717
Are you slow pham?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purchasing_power

>>25725599
To be fair, all you can really do is buy a modest house and car with a million dollar after taxes. Maybe 2-300k left but it's nothing to live on.

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we all know people would buy houses and cars, post stupid autistic shit you would buy if you won

>life-size replica space marine and kasrkin imperial guard suits
>baseball batting cage
>a bunch of CGDCT anime and manga
>some WWII memorabilia

>>25725599
Shit man, this is exactly what I wish I could do one day. There's absolutely no need for all the extravagant shit people usually blow all their money on.

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>>25725946
>put up a golden statue of myself with angel wings in a very visible location at my town center with the description " A God of Men. Everyone Beneath Him is A Worthless Peasant." or something like that
>I will have a longish road in the woods leading up to my Mansion, and along that road I will have "gargoyle" type statues on each side, Each statue would be a different mythical creature from different literature and legends
>I will start wearing Capes and Cloaks everywhere and bring them back in style

>>25725946
I would go on crazy adventures. Self-funded treasure hunting, sending teams to look for ancient alien-related shit in the jungle, diving teams to recover artifacts for me to keep from shipwrecks.

>>25726476
>who is a girl


NOPE. having to deal with her period bullshit every month ANON BE A DEAR AND HAND ME MY TAMPONS. fuck that bro.

>>25726476
>live in friends bedroom (who is a girl)
>private bathroom private room away from her family on other side of house

You're a fucking pathetic faggot. It's one thing to live with your parents, but to live with a girl (who isn't even your gf/wife) and her parents?

Kill yourself

>>25726476
>I am running out of savings
YOU SHOULD'VE INVESTED!!!!
REEEEEEE

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>Win lotto
>Buy a small gated community
>invite robots to live in one of the houses almost free, 90% of the other houses are to screened normies so i can still make money.
>Embrace the cancer it may cause and erect pic related at the entrance

>>25726559
THEYVE EXPOSED MY BULLSHIT
QUICK TIME TO COVER UP WITH MORE BULLSHIT.

>>25723636
Kek
I thought the exact same thing anon

I am going to win the powerball tonight.

if psychics know the future, why do they not play and win the lottery?

>enjoy your ass-kissing from leaches that only want to be around you because you have money
>enjoy the phone calls and strangers because people will know who you are because you won all that money

but most importantly..
ENJOY THE STRESS ;]

>>25720787
but once all ye money is gone, how ye gunna pay for the bills to keep what ye bought?

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>win Powerball
>buy houses next door to every pro-refugee politician and celebrity
>stock them full of refugees so they can get a taste of the shit they push on the rest of us

>win
>claim it under the "Rare Pepe Foundation" to remain anonymous
>use the money to host a website to allow pepes to find hard drives to call home

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Yay, time for the idiot tax. <3

If I win, I'm buying 4chan and shutting down every board except for the containment boards and /r9k/.

>>25728684
Someone has to win you pretentious douche.

>>25728684
I know someone has to win, but I feel like its all a huge ploy by the government; also honestly why is it always someone from a no-name tow no one has heard of? it's never a major city or anything; and don't tell me because thats all people do in small towns.

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I'M GOING TO WIN, FUCK ALL OF YOU, MY LIFE HAS BEEN SHIT AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE
YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK IF YOU WANT SOME MONEY

>>25729105
there are going to be so many butthurt and disappointed neets and wagies after tonight it'll be like a collective disappointment; gives me a hard on just thinking about that.

>>25729105
If you win, watch how many Stacys and Chads come out of the woodwork.

>>25729190
I already know about that, and I'm going to tell them all to fuck off, because they we're shit to me/didn't know i existed back then

I'm going to buy a shipping container and buy a vessel to store shipping containers.

>>25721405
Exactly. People who get the annuity are plebs of the highest order.

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>>25720787
I would still be 5'6...

>>25723638
Top kek, winner of most autistic post in this thread

>>25725301
Gracias hermano

>>25730302
>thinking height means anything when youre literally worth hundreds of millions of dollars
with that type of money height, dick size, face, physique mean absolutely nothing

>>25725301
Thank you based anon. If I win this shit. I'm so dropping $500,000 just for you buddy.

>>25726695
nice, we should do this, where will the community be located?
and will there be an allotment of funds for us, or do we have to work?

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>tfw live in Canad and went to buy a ticket online through thelotter but they stopped selling for tonights draw due to high volume

probably would've won too

>>25725301
seems i meet all the requirements

>>25723327
>buying expensive cars for women

how fucking beta can you get? fucking loser baka

>>25720787
This lottery will fix ayones life

>>25723963
I sincerly doubt a human being could even waste that much money. Have you ever seen Brewsters Millions with that nig nog fuck whats his name

>>25732071
You're kidding right? There is no amount of money on earth large enough that's impossible to waste.
You need to think much bigger than Lamborghini...

50 million dollar house
100 million dollar yacht
300 million dollar personal 747 outfitted to be a worlwide mobile mansion
Don't even get me started on how much it would cost to be the only man to return to the moon. Nigga you wouldn't even have pocket change
for that kind of effort. So easy to spend...

>>25732372
planes cost too much

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http://graphics.wsj.com/lottery-odds/

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If I won the Robot mansion would become a reality

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>Less than a hour and a half till I win my billy

>>25730903
you have to work, fucker. The alpha males will remain needs while the betas wageslave for you

>>25729068
Because a winning ticket can be sold freaking anywhere. Get over it.

>>25732372
Ya but no one's actually gonna do that. The most common things people piss away their money on are houses, cars and drugs. At least pissing it away would take much longer than usual.

>>25728469
kek. I like the way you think anon. Props

>20 minutes left
Ho shit.

>>25721251
annuity is the smart option because you have an easy excuse to tell people to fuck off instead of giving them gifts

>>25724459
>call up Vanguard

Call up a director and make some movies or fund something else. Those see great returns.

WINNING NUMBERS: 8, 27, 34, 4, 19 and PB: 10

>>25736051

Time to die.

>>25736051
Yay I won the lottery!

By that I mean I matched the Power number

And I'm surprised that the Cali lottery website is DDoS but the Powerball.com is up fine.

>Win lottery
>get comfy small apartment
>somehow use all that money to get gigabit internet for my own personal use
>find a virgin girl into vidya and anime to "buy"
>the arrangement would be i provide for her and she never leaves the house and we just live the lavish NEET life together
>be happy

>>25736689

Lemme borrow $4.

nooo some fucker in california won, now my spiders will never happen

who wants to fund a plan to breed spiders and release them in all major cities?

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Now that its over, I'd greatfully appreciate to win the next $40 million ($15.9 cash) jackpot on Saturday