I feel like a NEET would be best suited for this lottery.
> no ties to anyone, including 90% of your family (mummy is the exception, for all the tendies and GBP she invested in you)
> after getting all this money, the hatred and edge will probably leave your body much and you'll just want to be comfy kinda like Tyler the Creator
I won't have too many people who will come looking for me, but I will feel bad abandoning my two friends I made this year, since no one else really likes me.
If any of us wins, we would cease to become robots. Woman would be all over us, it would be retardedly easy to fuck girls. You could hire personal trainers to get you /fit/ , fashion advisers, bodyguards to look super cool in bars and clubs, you would have a damn Mansion and fast expensive cars. You would be living a dream.
I wish won of us could win and actually throw a huge gathering for all of us. it would be amazing of course its some autistic fantasy that will never happen. hell we couldn't even organize it.
I have a strong feeling about this boys :D I'm probably not sharing with any of you though.
I thought about kinda the same thing, but it would be a fake documentary comedy. Where I would appear humble and normal in the beginning, than quickly turn into a narcissistic crazy asshole who view people as play things.
no robot is going to win there are way too many oldfags that spend their entire social security checks on lottery tickets, the sad part is someone young and like us SHOULD win.
the documentary idea is great anon, I would also expose how normies treat you without knowing how much you're worth vs. knowing how much you're worth.
"I jus' wanna take the time ta thank Jesus Christ for helpin' me pick the right numbers"
exactly, if we get lucky some fucking pastor will trick the hick in donating half his winnings to the will of god.
two weeks later you see the pastor pull up in a rolls royce, GOD BLESS
yeah exactly, it wouldn't be a "we all made it bros" moment
it would be the exact opposite some jealous neet or wagie coming in and shooting up the place or killing you because you won..we in reality you wanted to share the winnings with your shunned-from-society brothers.
god I hope a woman doesn't win.
Can someone explain whats better, lump sum and annuity? I was discussing with friends about this yesterday, and also discussed it online with 4chan people before. I always thought lump sum was the better option because that's what people on 4chan say is the smart option. You get your money and you could invest it for way more than the annuity. I was talking to friends yesterday and they say annuity is the smart option as it's tax free money growing, and that people just want fast money when they take lump sum and don't think first.
>You could hire personal trainers to get you /fit/ , fashion advisers, bodyguards to look super cool in bars and clubs
Why? The only reason I'd bother with bodybuilding, fashion or going to clubs and bars would be to gather enough social stats to allow me access to vagina. I don't care about any of those things for their own sake. And by being a billionaire you could get any girl you like since your social status is already through the roof
today will have the most amount of people getting last second tickets, plus you have to realize it's only increments of 100 million now , as it says 1.5 billion. Getting to 1.6 is a ton of tickets
lets be honest here if most neets/wagies won, their health would continue to decline, we're already not motivated in that department, what makes you think money will flick on a button to become healthier; sure we may travel, more than likely we will acquire more material and distract ourselves even more from the void, and if you didn't have a purpose or a plan before winning, you sure as shit wont have one after winning.
When I was /fit/ It was the best I ever felt. It makes you yourself feel good to have a nice body. Also dressing nice makes yourself feel good. It's not all about getting girls, When I was in awesome shape and was able to wear nice fitting clothes, I didn't even care about girls, I was just feeling myself man. Also bodyguards are good for protection , plus you feel like a badass.
lump sum + diversified portfolio with lots of index funds
Those types always spend and lose their winnings on stupid shit like a ranch or "a new truck". It's either donating money to some church or church based charity, or getting robbed by their whore daughter and her meth head boyfriend.
With the annuity, you have to worry about inflation and the fact that you might not live 30 years. Compound investing will give you a way better payout in the end, so take the lump sum and invest.
>Those types always spend and lose their winnings on stupid shit like a ranch or "a new truck". It's either donating money to some church or church based charity, or getting robbed by their whore daughter and her meth head boyfriend.
I absolutely LOVE seeing this shit happened. I remember reading a story about how some guys daughter convinced her junkie boyfriend to kill her father so she could get the lottery inheritance
>tax free money
Bih, you's getting taxed. Fuhget about it. With this much money, who tf cares about taxes?
>people just want fast money when they take lump sum and don't think first
That's what normies say to seem smart, I promise you they would take the lump sum. In the past 2 years, only one person has taken annuity option. I doubt all those other people were just dummies.
>tfw $651M lump sum
>take $50M, travel the world
>modestly invest the remaining $600M for returns of ~5%/yr ($30M, at worst, earned per year)
>billionaire in 13 years
it's fun fantasizing for a bit about this, but yeah wont win
I would do that and then not show up. There'd be a few events spaced long enough from each other than everyone there has a chance to be extremely awkward when nothing is going on
you'd have to be some fucking slob to not have better health with a master chef cooking all food for you, a private gym in your own home, personal trainers who come and encourage you to train 5 times a week, personal beaches/swimming pools to swim in, highly paid doctors to give you health advice and literally infinite free time
Woops forgot pic. And no I don't really know what a desirable gaming setup looks like.
after setting up trusts, college funds, investments, etc, this is the first toy i'd buy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN-dnznnwOw
norman tier yes, but with that type of money you can literally give 0 fucks
That's because they win only like 7-12 million , which is really not that much. I mean it IS ALOT, but not enough to live a "party every day in a mansion with hot bitches and drive lambo cars and being baller" type of life style. 7-12 million is the "Get a Nice house, with a nice eco car with a splurge buy of a 120k Porsche , and find a nice girl and marry" type of life style. .
With 600 million dollars lump sum of money, It's almost impossible to piss away that type of money. Who ever wins tonight is set for life. They could live the party lifestyle and splurge on everything and show off and never run out of cash flow.
most of us are slobs though, think of how many people here that don't shower on a regular basis, hell I've seen anons admit they wont even brush their fucking teeth unless they have to tread out into public.
7 - 12 million is more than enough to be set for life if you're not a complete and utter retard.
With that amount of cash you can literally pay someone to tell you exactly how to make more millions.
get the fuck out of here with that nigger carrying suv.
at least have a decency to get a Rolls Royce or High End Merecedes, also hire someone you trust (family) or extremely close friend (reee normie ree) to drive you around and pay them a living wage.
I'm getting a moderately sized comfy as fuck house and the best PC rig I can buy.
Cooking my own shit
>this is what americans consider a billionaire-tier car
>even with a billion dollars he cares about social status
Leave it to a normie to be this desperate for approval.
Exactly. Can't stand the people like this >>25722624 that try to sound pompous but don't realize that the lottery winners that piss it all away in a couple years won ~10 million dollars. I want to see someone piss away 600-700 million dollars.
>>even with a billion dollars he cares about social status
I know fuck all about cars but that car looks like something a washed-up soccermom drives, with it you will not arrive "in style" anywhere
Part of the problem with that is the money managers will fuck you in a heartbeat. Best thing someone, who has never had an experience with real money, can do is take some classes to learn for yourself.
Literally the only reason to buy an Escalade is for the so called "Status" they provide though.
They are terrible pieces of shit. If you want an Escalade it's because you want it for the status. There is literally no other reason.
I'd get a 2016 toyota camry
>American made cars are shit
>American made cars continuing to outperform same tier European cars.
>American made cars recieve better consumer reviews
>American made cars have an abundance of replacement parts.
>American cars can have higher displacement
>American cars provide a better value (Price:quality)
yeah you should be fucking sorry with your nigger tier taste.
but in seriousness lets not talk about trivial shit such as cars, I am sure /o/ is having a circle jerk about cars they would buy after winning the lotto.
lets talk about lifestyle changes, most drastic ones you'd make; people you would immediately cut off from your life, if you were employed how would you leave
low key tips etc.
What's wrong with a Camry?
It's safe, reliable and gets your from point A to point B which is the purpose of a car.
Not everyone is a 16 year old race "VROOM VROOM GIMME RACE CAR!"
Some people are pragmatists
Fuck off back to /o/
Holy shit I keep forgetting the pics.
You don't have to buy a Supercar, there are plenty of in-between options better than a Toyota. It's just a very odd and bland choice.
What the fuck is a norman? Is this a new r9k insult?
>Win over a billion dollars
>Be as boring as humanely possible with it.
You could do whatever you want with it.
But saying "I'd get a Toyota Camry" is kind of an odd response to winning a billion dollars since it's such an unremarkable car. that's all I was saying kek.
I would give a million bucks each to my family, friends and relatives, then build a comfy smaller mansion somewhere scenic, maybe a fjord in norway if it wasn't so fucking cold, and just chill
while hiring roided up-supermodels to fuck me in the ass. Then I would start hiring people to make video games, because being an idea guy seems fun as fuck. I'm a university student and I'd probably just drop it right off.
you're definitely a nigger and attention whore, if I had billions I'd buy something comfortable but something was common, I would not want to stick out, plus you could rent a lambo or ferrari and never have to deal with insurance or protecting or maintaining it, god you're so fed that OMG BRO BEING RICH GOTTA HAVE A LMAOBO AND BITCHES BRO..jesus thats what you call nigger-rich mentality
I agree with you anon, fuck status symbols.
this without the decals
Just...Imagine...The Amount of PUSSY you would CRUSH
>using a luxury car to "crush pussy" oh god that doesn't scream compensation for the lack of fucking dry personality and uninteresting you are as a fucking person.
I dont even know where to begin, you're either very fucking naive or young, probably both
nigger nigger nigger nigger, I see lines of those cars all the time driven by rich whites arriving at the casino. That's all I got the idea from, I'm not into cars or rich so excuse me.
While I like to think money wouldn't change me, I'd be wary all the time. I kinda understand why it's so easy for the ultra rich to "get rid of" someone that crosses them. People are always after them. The only "lifestyle change" I'd have is being really involved in business and shit and actually working (haha, win the lotto so I can work hard). I'd ideally like to build a large business where my family could work, but they'd probably just want to live off of whatever I give them. I'd love to build a casino/hotel, that would be perfect but I know I'd be in over my head trying to run it and would probably cost at least half of the winnings.
Maybe I'd also get a tesla or whatever new electric car comes out. But honestly I'm just trying to make my existence as comfy as possible. If I could have like a 2-3 times bigger version of exactly this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqwsQ65CEvk
Honestly , anon, if you want a lambo that badly you'll have to try your luck on the numerous roll threads I'd put up.
you do realize at the price point of the lottery winnings you could be without a car and outright just offer any fucking woman 50-75k in cash and propose to sleep with her right? nah but I GOTS TO HAVE MY LMABO I GOTS TO PICK EM UP MOVIE TIER STYLE I GOTS TO CRUISE DOWN THE STRIP IN MY CAR. christ the amount of materialistic brainwashing that's happened in the last decade or so is insufferable.
i wonder what the winner(s) is doing right now. the cunt's probably at work or something thinking "fuck it'd be nice to win this shit but who am i kidding" and just going about his/her day. little do they know their life will change completely in like 9 hours
You know many expensive cars are actually incredibly well-engineered vehicles that are fun to drive right?
Outside of American made shit like Mustangs and Corvettes I mean.
Maybe this is why people in this thread keep thinking an expensive car is nothing but a fancy looking trinket. Because in America that's all they ever are.
Many European Sports Cars don't look that great, but are regarded as good cars because of how they drive.
That's the appeal of high-end cars you fucking queer. Being a boring fuck driving around in a shitty plastic Japanese car just because you think you're above Porsche's and BMW's just makes you sound like an even bigger tool than me.
That's a really nice thought anon....yeah...someone out there is about to richer than Hollywood and they don't even know it...
ss-sorry anon I am in the process of losing my job. it sucks hard, and the people I see that advanced around me, even though I've been there longer are just really good at fucking playing the game and rubbing shoulders with the right crowd. it disgusts me.
The fuck is with all these faggots crying about fancy sports cars and shit? Did these dorks ever play with hot wheels as a kid? Who the fuck hasn't wanted some sick looking car like this?
Those cars require a certain personality and confidence that I don't have. In addition to seeming super fake because I could never afford that without the lottery - at least celebrities and doctors kinda earned their way into driving those.
>That's the appeal of high-end cars you fucking queer. Being a boring fuck driving around in a shitty plastic Japanese car just because you think you're above Porsche's and BMW's just makes you sound like an even bigger tool than me.
Motherfucker you don't have to buy a high-end car like a fucking lamborghini and become a target of hatred and authorities, you do not need a fucking car that goes 155mph on most places in US where the top limit is fucking 80mph, you could a comfortably equipped Q5 or a fully loaded Volvo or Tesla(sure the Tesla is pretty quick) but the fact that you choose the obvious choice "LMAOBO , RARRI bro" makes you an instant faggot.
>paying $75,000 per fuck
THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WILL GO BROKE 5 YEARS IN
I wouldn't. Finance is the real-life Metal Gear Solid. You want to be as covert as possible to prevent nignogs and teenagers from fucking with you. Getting a fancy attention-grabbing sports-car is the same as (in MGSV terms) sprinting through an FOB during an infiltration mission guns blazing while wearing inapproriate camouflage for the area while a player is defending the base.
ha I was suggesting this to the faggot who is going to pay for a 200K car every year to pull in some pussy.
I would never pay for sex even if I had infinite amount of money. women wouldn't even be a desire at the point. you could pretty much go to any well developed country and you wouldn't need to do much to pull in company. honestly must of you faggots only want a g/f because you're not doing much with your lives; if you had plans and goals you wouldn't think about that shit and might actually meet someone along the way.
I'm also going to deck this bitch out with a horse whinny horn, imagine the sheer amount of pussy mang.
Hop in bitches!
>Motherfucker you don't have to buy a high-end car like a fucking lamborghini
Why do you keep impying that Lamborghinis are the zenith of motor engineering?
I never said I wanted a Lamborghini or a Ferrari.
I understand not being stupid with wealth, but what good is lots of money if you can't splurge now and then?
>wearing a snakeskin suit with a leather trenchcoat with fur trim around the collar/shoulders and shades with red lenses, while smoking a cigarette
>driving a futuristic sports car
>while playing dubstep, trance, techno, or industrial music
>having a custom made gun and hidden grenades for protection at all times
What're you talking about you? Lol, I could pull peasant bitches with a Lambo model from 30 years ago. Why would you pay for pussy? The fuck is wrong with you guy. Prostitution is a crime Anon. For the record, I'd put a sizable amount of my winnings in an index fund and even if I didn't I could still afford to purchase a $200,000 car every year. Honestly, just anhero.
thats the thing I don't think they are high-end cars; they are objectively better performing sure, but they are pretty much the "GO-TO" rich car, like oh shit I have money, I should get a lambo (I feel a lot of new rich people flock to them) it's almost like a rich status symbol game meme.
That's why you move to some island country made for rich people, or some place like Dubai
Imagine all the dogs and cats you could buy with all that money
>>having a custom made gun and hidden grenades for protection at all times
>coon walks out of the ghetto
>"AY YO HOL UP WHITE BOI"
>shoots you with his cheap handgun that he was holding sideways
>steals your shit
I wouldn't be wearing that to a bar, I'd be wearing that to a fancy restaurant or a nightclub. Or just driving around at night, or lunging on the balcony of my massive tall tower
Not me mang, I'm buying a fucking wolf. Raise that nigga from birth to follow me around and shit like that one guy from Naruto.
I'm not sure if I believe in that "deserving" stuff anymore. As much as I'd like to start some business to hire workers, I can't say I've heard of someone who won the lottery do something like that.
I'm half black and half italian, if anything I'll be shooting him first.
>making sure to wear a bulletproof vest under my clothes
Lel faggot I'd be so rich I'd be able to hire people to coach me on having a more interesting personality
There is literally nothing money can't buy, despite what jealous poorfags would have you believe
Any animal can be domesticated, even wolves.
Dude, I'm fucking wealthy, you think I'd care at that point if they laugh or not? Plus I'll make sure to get some real tall as fuck scary black woman as my personal bodyguard and secretary.
>paying people to teach you how to have a personality, that is a new level of pathetic
I am a boring uninteresting fuck, hey I'll pay you six figures to teach me how to copy you, hows that sound?
100-200K a year after you buy a house and cars to live as you dreamed. the 100-200K would also cover expenses from such living...
>>making sure to wear a bulletproof vest under my clothes
that shit is heavy and bulky...better off buying a bullet'proof' suit...but even then...hope for small caliber rounds...
>implying I won't use some of my wealth to invest in tech that will allow me to genetically and cybernetically enhance myself to be stronger than the average human
I plan on being the real life perfect cell, but without the destroying the human race stuff
If I win, I'm going to try to blow all with in the first year without giving anything to charity. Wish me luck guise.
lol you can pay tai lopez millions to teach you about knowledge etc. gullible faggots like you that think they need a "life coach" are the fucking reason assholes like him are rich.
honestly all you need is a personal trainer, personal chef, driver, and possibly one security gaurd
not sure what i would do if i won
i would probably buy a house out in the country. get a gf, buy lots of puppies and kitties. a nice car, a badass computer, a huge tv, and a lifetime supply of
would def. hire a butler and call him Alfred, even if that wasn't his name, I am sure someone would be willing to endure that for six figures a year.
I wouldn't have a live in maid, but I'd hire one to come in weekly to clean up after me, same thing with the chef I wouldn't want a live in chef that'd probably cost more.
>with 500 million or whatever you could literally buy the playboy mansion and have 300 million left
another bad investment there chap now youll be poor in three days...why not invest. youre a fucking nobody start small and learn.
>give my close family members and friends a few million each
>buy a nice isolated house
>live quietly without ever having a worry again
>still tfwnogf though because i would never be able to trust that they arent just after the money
Invest in what wise guy? Don't tell me you're the retard thinks that 'living off the interest' is a good idea? Yeah a 0.02% return every year sure is a good investment. Lol. Dumbass nigga.
Hey now, there's nothing autistic about wanting more money. + the status of billionaire is better than multimillionaire. But, that guy is retarded for thinking buying a mansion will make him go broke.
>>give my close family members and friends a few million each
why? maybe mums...but everyone else can kick rocks
>>buy a nice isolated house
>>live quietly without ever having a worry again
this saves money
>>still tfwnogf though because i would never be able to trust that they arent just after the money
well you could find one and not really mention it. she still needs to have her own place though
you dont have to be in the stock market...just put it in the bank and chill out until you figure something out
You could just let the government invest it for you at an extremely reasonable rate that you'd have to pay good money to a major firm to invest normally and live on the comfy ~$16,000,000 a year with two payments in the first year. You'd basically be set forever with zero effort put into making more money.
>just put it in the bank and chill out until you figure something out
Nigga, what? You have to make money for it to be investing. Fyi pal, investing all your money in stocks is retarded, you have to buy shit like bonds and gold alongside your stocks.
>major firm to invest normally
Three words: Index fund boi.
Check the chart>>25721580
It's better to take the lump sum and call up Vanguard, put your money in a index fund and let a robot take care of your $$$. The Government is retarded and so is the annuity, plus inflation will destroy your cash and the gov/you might not make it 30 more years.
I want to win the lottery just so I can laugh in my step dad's face. He always said that I'd never go anywhere in life and brags that he had $10 million in the bank when he was 35. Of course it wont happen, but a robot can dream.
I bet your mom is a slutty trophy wife, probably fucked her in the ass loads of times. Slapped her around a bit too. Damn, haha. Damn.
>old geezer in florida nursing home wins it
>dies from shock when she sees numbers
>nurse comes by
>"welp, she's dead"
>"hmm, what's that clutched in her hand..."
make sure to put your losing ticket in her hand just incase. wear gloves
Don't have children, that's something poor people do as a fallback retirement plan. It's cruel. Also, you can't live off of the interest anymore dude. Banks have lowered their rates.
If I win I swear I will come here and give out money to anyone who can prove that:
1) They are a real robot with a shitty life in need of help, not some normalshit or Redditor
2) Are nonwhite (see #1, only real robots allowed and whites cannot be robots)
3) Are not female (see #1, only real robots allowed and women cannot be robots)
What if someone just like, wipes off your name or whites it out? Hell, what if they went to a lab and put some weird ink eating chemicals on it? I mean, shit. It's a lot of money. If I found the winning ticket with a name on it Ik I'd try to wipe it off.
>travel the world
>live like a carefree comfy neet for a few months
>pursue artistic passions, maybe hire high end escorts every now and then
>open up a diner and run it
>invest the rest
>maybe in a few years buy a boat
>live on the boat and travel the world in my twilight years again
>never EVER get fucking married
a robot can dream I suppose
For one, I'd never spend this much money in my lifetime. Idk maybe I'd feel compelled to spend because there's just so much of it, but I just want the comfort of never owing anything, a nice home and an always-working car. So yes, a menial return from interest would probably be just fine. I wouldn't live some celebrity lifestyle just to do it.
No bro I'm talking anyone who's won more than a quarter million. It's usually gone in a matter of years. Powerball winners are no exception to this, unless they're educated enough about finance or have the foresight to know that they need an education on finance.
Inflation would destroy you, it'd be a hassle having to manage 10 bank accounts (most banks won't let you keep more than X amount in their bank), you'd have 0 liquidity, if the bank goes under so does your money, you'll be making 10,000 a year off 'muh interest", you want me to go on? Index fund nigguh.
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You want to watch your 600 million quickly turn into 1 million?
I don't get why when people win $1m in the lottery they splurge it all on a car and a house. Get an eco car (I don't know, Fiat 500?), decent house and keep your job. Use the rest to buy nice shit/save it for a rainy day. Hell, 10m could last you enough to never work. $2k PC every 4 years is at maximum $40k, decent car every decade is $80k, food (for me, on my own) is $30 a week, so $120 a month is $1440 a ayear or near $115k. A decent house is $500k-$1m. Set for life
>$2k PC every 4 years is at maximum $40k,
>$40k on PC's
>being this neckbeard
i knew a NEET on WoW that was rich, he just sat at home all day playing WoW and buying takeaway to his apartment. Guy had a couple million and owned a few properties he was in his early twenties at that time i knew him. I assumed he was fat as shit the whole time we played together.
we all know people would buy houses and cars, post stupid autistic shit you would buy if you won
>life-size replica space marine and kasrkin imperial guard suits
>baseball batting cage
>a bunch of CGDCT anime and manga
>some WWII memorabilia
>put up a golden statue of myself with angel wings in a very visible location at my town center with the description " A God of Men. Everyone Beneath Him is A Worthless Peasant." or something like that
>I will have a longish road in the woods leading up to my Mansion, and along that road I will have "gargoyle" type statues on each side, Each statue would be a different mythical creature from different literature and legends
>I will start wearing Capes and Cloaks everywhere and bring them back in style
I would go on crazy adventures. Self-funded treasure hunting, sending teams to look for ancient alien-related shit in the jungle, diving teams to recover artifacts for me to keep from shipwrecks.
>live in friends bedroom (who is a girl)
>private bathroom private room away from her family on other side of house
You're a fucking pathetic faggot. It's one thing to live with your parents, but to live with a girl (who isn't even your gf/wife) and her parents?
>Buy a small gated community
>invite robots to live in one of the houses almost free, 90% of the other houses are to screened normies so i can still make money.
>Embrace the cancer it may cause and erect pic related at the entrance
if psychics know the future, why do they not play and win the lottery?
>enjoy your ass-kissing from leaches that only want to be around you because you have money
>enjoy the phone calls and strangers because people will know who you are because you won all that money
but most importantly..
ENJOY THE STRESS ;]
>buy houses next door to every pro-refugee politician and celebrity
>stock them full of refugees so they can get a taste of the shit they push on the rest of us
I know someone has to win, but I feel like its all a huge ploy by the government; also honestly why is it always someone from a no-name tow no one has heard of? it's never a major city or anything; and don't tell me because thats all people do in small towns.
I'M GOING TO WIN, FUCK ALL OF YOU, MY LIFE HAS BEEN SHIT AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE
YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK IF YOU WANT SOME MONEY
>tfw live in Canad and went to buy a ticket online through thelotter but they stopped selling for tonights draw due to high volume
probably would've won too
You're kidding right? There is no amount of money on earth large enough that's impossible to waste.
You need to think much bigger than Lamborghini...
50 million dollar house
100 million dollar yacht
300 million dollar personal 747 outfitted to be a worlwide mobile mansion
Don't even get me started on how much it would cost to be the only man to return to the moon. Nigga you wouldn't even have pocket change
for that kind of effort. So easy to spend...
If I won the Robot mansion would become a reality
>Less than a hour and a half till I win my billy
Ya but no one's actually gonna do that. The most common things people piss away their money on are houses, cars and drugs. At least pissing it away would take much longer than usual.
>get comfy small apartment
>somehow use all that money to get gigabit internet for my own personal use
>find a virgin girl into vidya and anime to "buy"
>the arrangement would be i provide for her and she never leaves the house and we just live the lavish NEET life together
Now that its over, I'd greatfully appreciate to win the next $40 million ($15.9 cash) jackpot on Saturday