Hello there, wagie! It's me, your good friend Mr NEET.

>>25719797
At least you are making some OC with these shitposts

>>25719809
NEETposting is an art, friend.

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>>25719797
I'd love to hear your rendition, anon. Any chance you could link it? Currently I'm listening to Schubert's Death and the Maiden. Fantastic piece. I'm sure the wage-slaves wouldn't even consider listening to these wonderful pieces. Too much time spent slaving away to Mr. Mordecai. Oh well. They'll see who was right when they retire.

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>>25719797
This NEET knows how to live a life.

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>Be me
>Not gay, consider myself NEETsexual
>Hot for sweet NEETmeat
>Want a NEET to love and pour my cum into
>Want to give my NEET light beatings to keep him in line
>Trawl through /r9k/, the home of NEETs
>Still can't find a NEET to call my own
WHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25719797
jokes on you OP im actually in a mental institution because i had a burnout from too much work lol

>>25720214
free food, drugs and cable television. you are living the dream. never leave that place

>>25720112
Can you bring the autism level down to about a 4? You're at a solid 9 right now

>>25720560
Hey sweetie pie. You NEET? Looking for some cummies?

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>tfw recently became a wagecuck
>tfw still enjoy these threads
God speed OP

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I fucking hate working.

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>>25720854
>Quit job
>Stay home with parents and shitpost
>Can't afford car and lose it
>Life is better
>Everything is better

This is truly living

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>>25720854

Tired of being affraid of leaving on the clock and tired of being affraid of muh boss

GODDAMIT

>>25719797
Lel this fanfick maymey
Le neet le wagecuck le funny

>>25721012
>tfw like the money but have no time to look at myself in a mirror

>>25719797
Actually, I'm on vacation for the next couple of weeks. I can buy great food and great beer and weed and ski passes and fully enjoy my day. But I'm sure sitting in front of the computer all day is more rewarding, right?

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>>25719797
>tfw I'm my own boss
>tfw I work at home
>tfw I make my own hours
>tfw high erryday
>tfw my job is my pleasure

Nice may may NEET. How's being useless treating you?

>>25721146

But you have something nice. You a almost like a neet living the life but get to be payed more.

Envy you but in a good way

>>25719797
>lunch time
>0836

Are you even trying anymore?

>>25719809
He has all the time in the world to post these threads it's the least he can do

>>25719797
I was eating my Subway when I saw this. Just got off my shift.

>>25719797
NEET threads are a blessing from GOD tbqhwyf, it always feels so good to see butthurt wagecuckies raging like spergs

I'm actually likely to get a promotion soon. It would come with a nice raise too.

>>25721146
>tfw rich father who loves you

Feels good having everything fall into my lap, except for a cute waifu

It feels good to have a whole day to do whatever I want, just like every day. I can't imagine having to go to a slave camp every day and wait those long hours until the shift is over. Sure you can kid yourself that you like it, or that you don't mind it, but the truth is that it sucks ass.

>>25722474
Unless you are a trust fund baby, you can't do anything you want. Your options will be very limited when you have no money.

>>25721525
>what are timezones

Originalfamilia

>>25721909

Did you ask for a small loan of one million dollars?

>>25722507
options are always limited unless you're like a megamillionare
working full time and taking care of a house/car etc will limit your options just as much because of lack of time

>>25722647
I get around 10k eus a month plus everything I ask for

>>25722683

Dang... Hopefully you're saving some of that in case something happens, but you're set for the neet life otherwise.

I like how NEETS pretend to be intellectuals that use their time for "the arts and philosophy". when in reality they spend all day shitposting and jacking it to tranny porn.

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>>25719797
>NEET
>not just playing video games and watching anime

Something's wrong with this story, guys.

>>25722750
>tranny porn
Only to tranny hentai tbqhwyf

>>25722750
>tranny porn
Not any tranny porn, ChrisChan tranny porn

>>25722657
I have a lot more options than a neet. I can really do what I want, money is no object. Feels good having a well-paid job.

Just a question, how do you neets spend your free time?

>>25722957
>I can really do what I want, during the 7 hours of the day left after I get off work.

>>25723012
>Thank god i have the entire day to spend my daily $10!

>>25723065
>I only enjoy my time if I'm consuming other peoples' creations!

>>25723087
>Sitting around in my childhood bedroom, peeing in bottles and shitposting on /r9k/ is SOO fulfilling and beyond what those "wagekeks" can ever even dream to achieve

>>25719797

But Mr. neetypoopy, I'm going to be doing exams that is related to my field of employment.

The company is going to pay for them and everything!

I can either stay with the company I am with, branch out to a new one, or try and do a start up!

Listening to your rendition of Mozarts Requiem would be nice. It's nice to listen to music while I work.

Where's the free download link at?

>>25723128
>i acknowledge i'm wrong by degenerating into memery since the lifestyle comparison is so superior for neets

>tfw stuck at drawing
>tfw stuck at blender
>tfw haven't touched my keyboard in a month
At least I'm not stuck on a dead end job

I'm a NEET and I fucking hate it, but I still love these threads. I'm jealous of you wagekeks.

>>25723128
What did you achieve last year? Did you exercise? Eat right? Draw? Write? Do anything other than work to make your company money in exchange for a small portion of the total? lmao @ u tee bee ache

>>25722995
I'm currently learning programming online(started just 2 weeks ago), watch /a/ /tv/ and play vidya, go for a walk between 5-6 pm and then go to gym, come back home, revise what I learned in morning and then sleep around 1-2 am. My dad is pretty rich so he just puts around $5-10k in my account every month.

>>25723286
That sounds pretty comfy, man.
What language? I'm pretty interested in that subject, too

>>25719797
man if I were your parent I would disown you and never want to even acknowledge you existed to any of my friends, just the thought of having such a loser as a son is the stuff of nightmares

>>25723297
I'm learning basics since I studied biology in high school instead of computer science. Will start with java, then C and then C++ since this is what my BsCS friendo recommended

>>25723312
Any ideas on what you want to make with that knowledge?

>>25723012
5 weeks of paid vacation a year. And I have the evenings all to myself.

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NEETs like to pretend they actually have money or make use of all their spare time, but the truth is that they rot in front of screens just as much as any office worker. The difference is that the NEET shitposts and deludes himself into believing he's free.

The only true way to live is to be a trust fund babby, and have the disposable income of a top tier wageslave, but all the free time of a NEET.

>>25723326
will code just for fun, since money is not a problem. Will pick up work and do something with my life. I wanted to go into petroleum engineering but I'm too afraid to talk to people and got rejected from colleges due to low confidence

>>25723168
>>25723213
>Being this asspained
Looks like I DEFINITELY hit the spot right there judging by the responses.

Seriously thou, what did YOU achieve over the last year? I worked on number of interesting projects, none of them generating any direct revenue and being more of the kind where you explore new things for possible ways to do things years down the line, had a load of fun with hobby programming and electronics projects, learned a new programming language, finally got the hang of doing hardware prototyping with an FPGA and went out with friends on the weekends.

>>25721909
Must be nice to leech off of your parents' accomplishments while accomplishing nothing of your own merit. Doesn't it bother you at all that you are essentially a waste of a life form? That you could use your inherited wealth to at least attempt something you'd be proud to attach your name to?

I get being a NEET if you have wealth, but I still don't understand the complete lack of any desire, ambition, drive, etc. And welfare neets, that I cannot comprehend, why settle for a peasant's life? Anybody with half a brain and some motivation can get a decent paying job that can be enjoyable

>>25723170
Instead you're stuck in a dead end life

>>25723170
>15
Then PRACTICE!
Noone's a pro from the get-go.