Hello there, wagie!
It's me, your good friend Mr NEET. Ah yes, its been a while, hasn't it wagie?
I see you're on your lunch break, better not take too long or Mr Shekelstein will be angry! I heard he plans on cutting your wages in half!
Haha, just kidding wagie, no need to get so upset.
And me? I just finished my rendition of Mozart's Requiem. Would you like to hear it? Oh of course not, you have to get back to slaver- I mean - work, don't you?
Haha, oh well!
And as always
Another day, another dollar
I'd love to hear your rendition, anon. Any chance you could link it? Currently I'm listening to Schubert's Death and the Maiden. Fantastic piece. I'm sure the wage-slaves wouldn't even consider listening to these wonderful pieces. Too much time spent slaving away to Mr. Mordecai. Oh well. They'll see who was right when they retire.
>Not gay, consider myself NEETsexual
>Hot for sweet NEETmeat
>Want a NEET to love and pour my cum into
>Want to give my NEET light beatings to keep him in line
>Trawl through /r9k/, the home of NEETs
>Still can't find a NEET to call my own
>tfw recently became a wagecuck
>tfw still enjoy these threads
God speed OP
>Stay home with parents and shitpost
>Can't afford car and lose it
>Life is better
>Everything is better
This is truly living
Tired of being affraid of leaving on the clock and tired of being affraid of muh boss
Actually, I'm on vacation for the next couple of weeks. I can buy great food and great beer and weed and ski passes and fully enjoy my day. But I'm sure sitting in front of the computer all day is more rewarding, right?
>tfw I'm my own boss
>tfw I work at home
>tfw I make my own hours
>tfw high erryday
>tfw my job is my pleasure
Nice may may NEET. How's being useless treating you?
It feels good to have a whole day to do whatever I want, just like every day. I can't imagine having to go to a slave camp every day and wait those long hours until the shift is over. Sure you can kid yourself that you like it, or that you don't mind it, but the truth is that it sucks ass.
>not just playing video games and watching anime
Something's wrong with this story, guys.
But Mr. neetypoopy, I'm going to be doing exams that is related to my field of employment.
The company is going to pay for them and everything!
I can either stay with the company I am with, branch out to a new one, or try and do a start up!
Listening to your rendition of Mozarts Requiem would be nice. It's nice to listen to music while I work.
Where's the free download link at?
What did you achieve last year? Did you exercise? Eat right? Draw? Write? Do anything other than work to make your company money in exchange for a small portion of the total? lmao @ u tee bee ache
I'm currently learning programming online(started just 2 weeks ago), watch /a/ /tv/ and play vidya, go for a walk between 5-6 pm and then go to gym, come back home, revise what I learned in morning and then sleep around 1-2 am. My dad is pretty rich so he just puts around $5-10k in my account every month.
man if I were your parent I would disown you and never want to even acknowledge you existed to any of my friends, just the thought of having such a loser as a son is the stuff of nightmares
NEETs like to pretend they actually have money or make use of all their spare time, but the truth is that they rot in front of screens just as much as any office worker. The difference is that the NEET shitposts and deludes himself into believing he's free.
The only true way to live is to be a trust fund babby, and have the disposable income of a top tier wageslave, but all the free time of a NEET.
will code just for fun, since money is not a problem. Will pick up work and do something with my life. I wanted to go into petroleum engineering but I'm too afraid to talk to people and got rejected from colleges due to low confidence
>Being this asspained
Looks like I DEFINITELY hit the spot right there judging by the responses.
Seriously thou, what did YOU achieve over the last year? I worked on number of interesting projects, none of them generating any direct revenue and being more of the kind where you explore new things for possible ways to do things years down the line, had a load of fun with hobby programming and electronics projects, learned a new programming language, finally got the hang of doing hardware prototyping with an FPGA and went out with friends on the weekends.
Must be nice to leech off of your parents' accomplishments while accomplishing nothing of your own merit. Doesn't it bother you at all that you are essentially a waste of a life form? That you could use your inherited wealth to at least attempt something you'd be proud to attach your name to?
I get being a NEET if you have wealth, but I still don't understand the complete lack of any desire, ambition, drive, etc. And welfare neets, that I cannot comprehend, why settle for a peasant's life? Anybody with half a brain and some motivation can get a decent paying job that can be enjoyable