>slept with 5 different guys (not a lot but by r9k's standards apparently I'm a whore)
>despite a lot of sex (due to relationships) my vagina is still an innie
>vagina becomes tight and actually bleeds if I haven't had sex in over a month
>one guy, who was really experienced in sex actually thought I was a virgin when we fucked after I had a dry spell of 3 months
>if he thought I was, an inexperienced r9k'er would definitely think I am if I said I was
Firstly, I wouldn't lie about that. But just so you know, most girls could trick you into believing their 'innocent and pure' or whatever you guys are so desperate to have.
>"Haha yeah well I'd just look for her hymen and..."
Last 2 gynos I went to thought my hymen was in tact. Difficult to tell, even if you're a doctor.
Unless you're going to post a picture of your vagina you can fuck off dumb cunt
Whore. Letting your doctor defile you slut.
Also house of caaaarrddss.
I didn't bleed when I lost my virginity. I've only been with one guy, but it's been over15 years so we've fucked thousands of times. i'm still an innie.
The vagina is a MUSCLE if you do your kegels you can remain tight as fuck even if you've had 5 kids. Not like you can ever get dudes to believe this shit.
So just keep fucking who you want, doing your kegels, and pretendingg you're a pure waifu flower.
It's all a meme. No one on r9k actually cares about virginity. It's just that no one on here or elsewhere wants to end up with the town bicycle. Luckily, it is pretty easy to find out how slutty a girl has been in the past.
Things that never happened: the post.
You can get re-bleeding if your hymen wasn't torn properly at first but after a few times you're good to go forever.
Also, having dry spells doesn't make you tighter, it's even the contrary, the more the vaginal muscles exercise, the tighter they can grip.
And at last, provided what you said was true, buy a fucking dildo and fuck off from this board.
>Having sex with small dicks, the post
Love, if you copped the thrashing my penis would unleash on you, you'd be raostie for life.
My last girlfriend had a beautiful, tight innie when we met. 3 months later and she was pure roast beef.
Dropped her like a gun.
Virgins are tighter usually because of tension / apprehension and because rupturing the hymen tends to hurt. If you're all nervous about it or in pain you're going to contract the muscles down there involuntarily. My second gf started out a virgin and was looser than my first, who did her fucking kegels.
That tensing up can happen in non-virgin women as well, though it can on top of that become a psychological issue, leading to vaginismus.
the only people who actually think vaginas don't tighten back up are trolls perpetuating the r9k roastie narrative.
the concept of Stacy doesn't allow for a tight vagina because she is always having casual sex.
what other jokes and memes need to be explained to the newfaggits??
babby first r9k tred?
>But just so you know, most girls could trick you into believing their 'innocent and pure' or whatever you guys are so desperate to have.
"There are no good girls gone bad, there are only bad girls found out". - Mae West.
They do. Hymen is a thin membranous layer, so to still have it intact at 25 could suggest a thickening of it, resulting in it not breaking.
And most people assume girls at 25 have fucked or used tampons, they asked if I was a virgin.
Chances are, they are.
But in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't matter, it just should make you wary of whenever a woman claims to be better than she is, because chances are, she's just as slutty as women she berates for being so.
>crush on qt grill
>very reserved and sweet
>gets comfortable with me
>starts cursing, burping, scratching her crotch, and talking about her sexual exploits while around me
Women are fucking monsters.
I don't want to kiss lips that have sucked a bunch of cocks...
The only way you're going to avoid that is by going to churches and trying to find a woman there, and even that might not solve it, because even religious chicks are sluts these days.
>reminder that a solid 4% of this board is female
Stressing out over these things is absolutely pointless. Even if you manage to talk with a girl in depth about her sexual past BEFORE the two of you become a couple or at least before you start being intimate with her, chances are she won't mention certain things because it doesn't count in her opinion for various reasons or because she leaves something out so you won't think bad of her. Many women, however, won't open up until after the two of you are very close anyway. By that point you'll either already be in some sort of relationship with her, or the ship will already have sailed and she'll regard you simply as a platonic friend.
You don't get it. Imagine you'll find your perfect dream girl. Maybe she's actually a virgin but she doesn't tell you that some guy fingerbanged her a couple of years ago. Then, one day, the truth comes out. Would you leave her after being with her for, let's say, a year just because of something as trivial as that?
Honestly i don't care what your cunt looks like, you can tell if a women is lying to you despite her thinking she is good at it men just go along with it for a fuck.
No women has fooled me yet, and id like to keep it that way.
what do you actually want from women
Im a normie just comming here for keks
BUT SLEEPING WITH 5 GUYS AT THE AGE OF 25? SRSLY? AND U THINK U ARE NOT A SLUT? JESUS
Respect yourself girl. You think its normal? No it is not, maybe your slutty stacies told you so. Fucking shit what the fuck
lets put aside my deep disgust, what the fuck are you doing here ?
Why did you tell them? did they ask? If not you are fucking retarded. I wouldnt even kiss you after I got to know u had 5 sexual partners.
And later all the hoes are mad that we think they are stupid kek
>trying to get robots to understand female anatomy
Forget about it OP. The moment you dare challenge their worldviews they will block their ears and shout LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU ROASTIE WHORE CUMDUMPSTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Case in point >>25719596
But our worldview is literally the most realistic one.
This woman has fucked 13 guys and she's 26, and she thinks this is "far below normal".
Which means that the average for a 26 year old female, is vastly higher, i.e most women are fucking sluts.
the fact that you are even bigger slut doesnt change the fact that she is a hoe as well.
Seriously Im a boy, med student, not bad looking and high, 26 years old, and trust me I can easly find stupid hoe in a bar that will go down on me just by fact that Im going to be a doctor, but still I had only 3 sexual partners and Im really proud of it, I would never date a girl that had inside over 3 or 4 guys even if i loved her, it feels so fucking dirty.
You girls are so fucking disgusting sometimes, and the best thing is that you try to normalise it
No, both are wrong because most people aren't like this. The same way you don't see autists screaming REEE irl, normal girls are nowhere near this slutty. Most sleep with one or two guys.
>Most sleep with one or two guys
I actually feel kinda bad that you believe this :/ whatever helps you keep the faith anon.
>normal girls are nowhere near this slutty. Most sleep with one or two guys.
Either you're a disinfo shill, or you're a white knight faggot; either way you're fucking wrong.
Doesn't match up with the statistics at all 2bh. You're probably underestimating the effect of the fact that people are likely to socially cluster based on how much sex they have (because it's a result of their personality/behavior on the whole).
Basically you just have slutty friends.
so you are
top kek, I hope you get pregnant by sandnigger and had to spend rest of your life with him cuz u deserve it.
If you did this to me and I found out that you showed me that much of disrespect by telling me lies in very important case, trust me or not, but I would fuck your life that hard you would cry every evening before going to sleep
>Doesn't match up with the statistics at all 2bh
Do you mean...surveys? :3
Yeah good luck fact checking someone's sex life without looking like a retarded creep.
The robot tears...
They are probably from US or something where Stacies are 90% of women population.
Thanks god all of my 3 gf`s were virgins, and dont you dare to tell me they could did some tarded shit trick to let me think of this cuz I know a lot about hoes and their holes (from studies), also women think that they are smarter than they really are
It really depends who you fuck. I never fucked a single guy from my tiny hometown (because I had such a strong reputation of not putting out lol) so nothing would really be revealed. XD
This, unless you're a retard eventually you notice that a girl who fucks that many guys acts different from one that doesn't. Then it's all about finding out through friends or relatives.
>dont you dare to tell me they could did some tarded shit trick to let me think of this cuz I know a lot about hoes and their holes (from studies)
You're hilariously dumb, just stop posting. I can't stop laughing.
You do realize there's no difference between surveys and anecdotal self-reported evidence wrt accuracy right? If anything the former ought to be more accurate because there's no social pressure involved in honesty.
Also I'm barely a robot and 2bh would rather fuck a girl who's been around because she's more likely to actually know how 2 sex.
Its not hard if you have more than 80 IQ, (not even talking that next year Im gonna be a doctor, so I can tell shit just by looking at the hole)
oh dont try to act like civilized being Ahmed, here in Poland we know what you do with goats
it is, average girl has 5 sex partners in her whole life
you are letting the memes and most likely daily porn get to you if you think it's normal to be having orgies or whatever dumb shit
lol you're delusional. Lets say she lost her virginity at 18, which is probably not the case because kids fuck. anyway, 7 years, 5 dicks. thats less than a dick a year. WAY under any normal standard for >current year
i'm 26 and i've fucked 8 girls in 10 years, am I a slut?
>there's no social pressure involved in honesty
That seems logical, but I've heard (from several threads in the past about this topic, can't link you) that women will still lie even if it's an anonymous survey. "just in case" I guess. Let me just put it like this, I'm not saying women are having sex with 50 guys on average but I'd say they're averaging well over 10 as the most optimistic number possible.
for men it's higher so you're an even bigger loser than previously thought
>slept with 5 different guys (not a lot...
This herein lies the problem with modern society.
>actually believes "self-reported" surveys
Topkek, women will almost invariably say half or even 1/3 of what the actually number is.
bullshit, I would rather pick up a virgin, show her with time what to do and then enjoy well trained hoe.
If i want to have one instantly I can pay 50$ for a hooker, if you take a look at the cost of drink in bar and taxi its the same as picking girls up in a bar.
And really? know how to sex? for me its a fucking meme, all she need to do is:
1. spread legs
2. let me fuck her
I used to satisfy hoes with fingers cuz its easier to stimulate G point so I dont give a shit if she likes the possition or not
all she needs to know is how to suck a dick or jump on a dick thats all.
5 guys by 25 is already into whore territory since girls are not marriageable after the first 2 or 3 guys
also those surveys are poor representations when they just say the mean number of partners girls have. At university age there are still enough 0-1 boyfriend girls who balance out the ''one guy for 6 months then a new one'' serial dater type girls... so don't let an article that says 'girls have 4 partners on average' fool you
Literally damage control. Women do not want to be branded as whores. It's pretty clear that they will deliberately say they have fucked less people for specifically that reason alone.
But keep believing bullshit surveys turboslut.
>5 guys by 25 is already into whore territory since girls are not marriageable after the first 2 or 3 guys
>it's another attention-starved roastie cunt thread
its >>25720530 me
You think I belong here? Maybe, thats why Im here right now, I have some problems in my head but hoes arent one. I fucked more hoes in my entire life than you can even count to probably so I know what Im saying. I have never been in a serious relationship, I dont find women worth my time, when I feel an urge (cuz im normal animal), I go to the bar, find some stupidly looking girl, act like a gentleman to her, 100% respect her, buy few drinks and thats all, then Its around 75% she will come back with me. Sometimes when Im bored I just go for hookers. But the best part is I simply dont respect girls, well man either, I do what is required to have sex and thats it. Never been in love, never had any feelings to any of girls I slept with
It clearly doesn't matter.
A woman will never divulge her deepest secrets to anyone, let alone a random surveyor on the phone that she doesn't know.
>you need to tell yourself modern women aren't desirable to try and feel less lonely, that simple
Sure that might be true. Doesn't change the fact that modern women *are* turbosluts, and this will make them less desirable.
Ask any man who has picked up a random clubwhore if he would ever marry her.
The answer is no.
Although this post sounds fedora, I agree with the virgin part. People always pull this "at least sluts know how to fuck lol" but how long will it take to teach a virgin to fuck? And even after a few times, the sex probably won't be shitty anymore. Add to that the fact that you're the only one who has been inside her, and the cons are severely outweighed by the pros.
People who pick sluts over virgins for LTRs are people who pick short-term over long-term pleasure, which is especially ridiculous when it comes to a potential life partner.
Had sex once with a girl after a night out, told me she had sex with *A couple* of guys.
Woke up, go toilet & see my ruined dick(dried blood) didnt say anything about it.
MFW pic related
Or she was on period or same as OP
>Not even a large penis
That's really fucked up. Like you just said your acting like an animal. You can live your life however you like but never trying to actually form relationships is pretty shallow and empty.
I guess most of us were raised with the idea of monogamous relationships being the way to go relationship wise. And with the increasing trend of polyamory being preferred over it, it's hard to accept that.
At this point, it's best to forget about relationships and work on bettering myself however I can for my own sake.
>vagina becomes tight and actually bleeds if I haven't had sex in over a month
So if you don't have sex for a year eventually your vagina turns into a black hole and destroys the planet?
A woman will literally take anything when she turns 30.
Why do you think there are so many articles around talking about "where all the good men have gone?"
It's because the good men were side-lined, because women in their 20s thought it was a good idea to fuck the random bar boy.
Because sex is instinctual. You know the basic moves: hands on genitals, mouth on genitals, genitals on genitals. Then just practice with each other and see what each person likes the most.
It's like you've never heard of virgin marriage.
I know, but still, my job is very important to a lot of people and their families.
You know I can do a lot of things because I dont see empathy. My mother raised me good so I became someone that helps people (if not I would probably went into crime).
I dont have familly, but most of the time I help families, if you know what I mean
were you raised to believe that the first person you will ever meet and get along with will have a perfectly compatible personality and life with you until you die?
if you see an increasing trend of polyamory you can just move out. maybe even the next town over. virtually nobody thinks having multiple lovers is acceptable until you get into deep old age.
also how are you bettering yourself if you're excluding human relationships? you think you'll be satisfied with being a better lonely employee for someone or what? shouldn't part of that "bettering" include learning shit? but you can't learn to adjust your expectations from relationships?
Not really you are banging 30 year old bar sluts. That's pretty much the female version of a man child. They are women who are in denial about their age and still act 20.
All the good guys aren't side line they are taken by 25. If you are a guy and still single by 25. Then you have to realize you aren't a good guy.
>If you are a guy and still single by 25. Then you have to realize you aren't a good guy.
I am 26, and have been single for 5 years. Women don't even talk to me, like ever.
There is a reason I come to /r9k/.
Hooking up on tinder and othet dating apps is extremely popular among normies. When people "date" it's usually not for more than a month or so (aka just pairing off for sex for a little while)
>My mother raised me good so I became someone that helps people
>You know I can do a lot of things because I dont see empathy
I feel like you would have to have some sort of empathy to help people.
>mfw somebody actually says something that i can relate to
in my entire community we start to look at people strange if they are single past 25 or so. if a woman doesn't have kids by 30 then her parents will really start to pressure her. i honestly never understand what r9k is talking about when they try to convince people they are normal, average, whatever and the porn stars they look at are just as normal
It's more a matter of putting relationships on hold so I can work on moving out, maybe investing in property, getting a car, just kinda finding my place in the world and learning shit.
There's a whole world outside relationships my friend. Stay mad.
the word "good" is meaningless here, do we mean good as in the subjective, he has the good qualities a woman wants or objectively a good person, doesn't commit crime, has morals, etc?
why does your character hinge on whether or not women will accept you?
if no one knows you exist, then you can't really be in a relationship and being unheard of isn't being a bad person.
i live in that world, dumpsterfag
relationships haven't done anything ever to stop me from reading or getting cars what the fuck is wrong with you? you're probably less likely to do any of that shit because you don't have someone supporting you or holding you accountable. i'd be lazy as shit without people there for me.
if you need to focus on one thing at a time and it's going to take you some years to "find your place" then yeah go for it, i just don't see why that's a priority after you claim you gave up only because of what you thought as a kid. did you learn investing as a kid or are you going to work on it now? why not relationships?
>those charts have been shown to be fakes are you new?
[citation fucking needed]
>and they don't talk about divorce anyway.
If 80% of virgin marriages are stable, that means the divorce rate is low you sperglord.
The vagina isnt a muscle you retard, you can contract your pelvic floor and strengthen it through kegels. Hymens dont disappear they rip and reform, but if a girl is wet enough does not matter how tight she is or how big your dick is, it feels like putting your dick underwater, just cavernous this is coming from a man with 6.5 inches in girth
just see for yourself. and that's not how claims work. i could say 99% of marriages are stable if i wanted to, but it wouldn't change how often they divorce. i don't even think poor people like you should be married in the first place.