>eat all day and don't exercise >complain about

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>eat all day and don't exercise
>haven't done any sports in over 4 years
>still a skelly

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>>25719050
fuck you

>select all food

alright fuck you too google

>>25719037
being fat is a reason to kill yourself

so
just
do
it

>>25719050
Being fat is not a choice, skellies are proof of this.

>>25719037
>Been doing some hard sport for 2.5 years now (boxing).
> Eat good and healthy food but a bit too much

> Still fat
I hate my thyroid.

>>25719113
Hi Anon,

Former amateur boxer here; what did your doctor say?

>>25719134
>Former amateur boxer here; what did your doctor say?

About boxing or my fatness?
He said boxing was good, I always was sporty, I just went fat during my puberty without changing my lifestyle.
And the fatness, he took some of my blood so it ain't bullshit.

>>25719113
> Eat good and healthy food but a bit too much

Well, there's your problem. Stop eating so much.

>>25719170
It's bullshit. Eat less.

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>>25719050

>been doing the same since late teens
>now in mid 30's
>still skelly
>most of my peers beginning to look like the michelin man

>>25719090
Calories in calories out.
Fuck you alex

>>25719090
lel, retard alert

>>25719234
>>25719239

Then why do turbo faggots like these two exist?
>>25719228
>>25719050

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>>25719050
>saty home all day and don't exercise
>never tried any sport
>eating junkfood like a fatass

6'1 135lbs

>>25719050
Skellies are worse than fatties. Women are objectively more likely to go for a fat ass than a 120 lb wimp.

>>25719257
>calculate TDEE
That's it.
Calories in calories out.
+ mlst skellies pretend to eat a lot when they really eat around 1000 calories a day, they eat like one meal and the rest is junk food. My skelly friends can't even finish a bag of chips, their stomach gets full quicker

>>25719257
they dont actually eat that much calories, its "alot" for them but if they tried to actually eat as much as a fat person does they would not be able to even down breakfast

>>25719290
not really
its a matter of metabolism tbqh
I eat more than my father who is 180lbs and im only 135

i poop once a week

>>25719282
That is 100% untrue. When polled anonymously, women overwhelmingly preferred an underweight to an overweight male partner.

>>25719050

This.
Except I also drink a lot of alcohol, beer, vodka, and eat fast food a lot.
>70kg
>abs are still somewhat visible
>almost six pack if i flex my abs

haven't done any workout for years now

>>25719113
Eat LESS

Eat junk food, but weigh everything and count calories you fat retard

Calories in vs calories out doesn't care if you drank a Kale-protein powder-and-Boxing-buddy cum smoothie vs. A pack of cookies.

>>25719228
Skelly masterrace, as you get older thinness becomes rarer driving your mating power up.

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>>25719037
>eat all day and don't exercise

>complain about being skinny

How

>>25719290
Yep. I had skelly roomates once. This is true.

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>>25719037
>huff glue and do helium all day
>140 iq

>>25719440
>Be /slightlymoremusclethanskellybutnotquiteottermodeyet/

Also can confirm.

I have to make a physical effort to eat the same amount as a normal person who's at a healthy weight. Meals are like exercise for me, it's a pain in the ass and I'd rather not if I could, but I'm sick of skellymode and need to gain some weight. Thankfully the weight I've been gaining is mostly muscle while at the same time I've been losing fat doing some basic bitch exercises in my room. I'm well on my way to ottermode. Really the only thing that's keeping me from getting there is that I need to eat more, but at every meal I feel like I'm at maximum capacity. Weed used to help, but now I'm so used to it that I have trouble eating unless I smoke.

>>25719473
Nigga you browse /r9k/ your IQ is max 100

>Take speed
>Go without eating for days
>Then I eat fast food and drink booze
>Repeat

Pretty skinny, I like this way of life.

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>>25719494
Whatever makes uuu feel better

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>>25719473
>going to /r9k/
Great way to use your IQ to it's fullest extent. Einstein would be proud.

>>25719497
I haven't taken speed, only cocaine and I was blackout for most of it unfortunately so I couldn't really enjoy it and think about how it made me feel and get a good idea of the average coke binge.

Could you tell me a little about speed? I'm assuming by speed you mean straight amphetamine, not meth. Was it crushed up ritalin, black market speed, maybe a mixture of both? Snort it, shoot it, gum it, or smoke it? What did it taste like if you gummed it? What was the drip like? I'm writing a short story that involves speed and I don't have enough money to pick some up next time I'm with my drug friends.

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>>25719534
>caring about what some poorly groomed jew thinks

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>>25719090
Skellies have a higher metabolism and overestimate how much they eat
Fatties have a lower metabolism and underestimate how much they eat

Image they're cars with a rubber gas tank
The skellies are like a mustang that uses a lot of gas
The fatties are like a Prius that uses little gas
If you try to fuel the Prius at the same rate of the Mustang, the gas tank will become overfilled and swell until the Prius has a hard time driving, so you drive it less often, but keep fueling it at the same rate, you save even more fuel, so the gas tank keeps getting bigger and bigger, while the car gets harder and harder to drive, so you drive it less and less, while still giving it the same amount of fuel, eventually the gas tank gets so big that the wheels are off the ground and you can't drive at all, but you keep putting more fuel into it, and that's how you get this

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>>25719090
I struggle to eat enough, I keep a food diary/calorie tracker to try and focus and eat more. so far this year I've eaten around 22000 cal (I should be at 26000 at this point)

>MFW this cunt beats me in one fucking day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4

>>25719562

I just say speed online because it's faster and people get what I'm talking about easier, but it was just methylphenidate, Concerta brand, long lasting.
I took a pill, I have snorted it once, not good. Don't ever try it.
Sorry if I can't help you with your story. If you have any questions about experiences with methylphenidate I can fill you in.

>>25719113
>muh thyroid
fuck you

>>25719170
S.mh . fat people are exhausting.

>>25719170
>boxing
>good

Yea if you want to end up retarded

>>25719742
Thanks. I wasn't familiar with that family of drugs. You've helped more than you know.

If you could real quick though, what did the powder look like and what was the drip like? Or was the pill chalk-like and you had to crush it?

>>25719831
You shove it up your arse than shit it out in the worst toilet in your country and fish it out and eat it

>try to gain weight
>can only force myself to eat barely 1800 calories a day

>>25719831

The pill itself was super strong, physically, there was a layer on the pill for instant release, you had to do some weird shit to separate the gel garbage from the stuff inside, and even then, snorting it was a fucking pain, because it produces some sort of gel in your nose.

>>25719877
Eat more, deal with the pain, and stretch that stomach. You'll be skelly mode for life on just 1800 cal. That being said, you can easily pack like 2-3k calories into one milkshake. Drinking calories is much easier than eating them.

>>25719037
>smoke for 30 years
>"how cud dis cancer happen 2 me :( :( :( "

>>25719037
>be skelly
>don't want to be skelly
>don't want to go to gym
>do bodyweight exercises for months
>be skelly

>>25719261
I cook 4x a week desu