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>be me
>faggot playing terraria online
>decided to pretend to be a grill to get free shit
>made new steam account and used my crush's pictures
>everyone treats me great
>i "accidentally" shared "my" instagram link
>mfw betas orbiting around me like im fucking saturn
>play pvp and rek shit, one of the top players
>they're surprised that a girl beat the crap out of them
>LaughingWithSalad.png
>some grill talked to me, we become friends fast
>she admits she's a lesbian and wants to be close friends
>i photoshop some lewd (still not totally naked) bodies with "my" face
>she went nuts, says im so pretty, and sends her own pics
>pic related. it's her.
>we kinda hit it off. talking about sweet stuff and shit. she gets kinky and we /sexinchat/
>then she tells me about her life. her parents doesn't love her. they have a new kid and they left her with her aunt.
>she's just at her room all day, playing terrorio
>she was raped as a kid so she doesn't like being around men in particular
>her aunt doesn't want her to leave the house cause she's pretty and they live in the china slums
>she's tried suicide dozens of times
>she says im the only reason right now that she still hasn't killed herself.
>we get really close, talk for hours upon end
>then new terraria patch came in like july 2015
>she says her family is going to colorado for idk wtf then she wont be back till august and she wont be able to play
>she promises to go online as soon as she can and i promise to wait for her
>wasn't able to play it cause i have cracked version on steam lol
>forgot all about it got sick of terraria cause i played LOL again
>logged in recently just to check on her
>mfw last online 129 days
>mfw i actually liked her and had feelings for her
>mfw come back to me my pettanko chinese baby
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>>25718681
moar pics here

original comment yo
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sounds great

what's with the imgur filenames
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>yfw it was a man too
>yfw you were two guys pretending to be lesbians
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>>25718681
moar here

orihinal na komento
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>>25718706
i posted it on imgur to keep it cause i play using my bro's laptop
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>>25718681
But what would happen if she found out you were actually a guy?
I think her heart would be broken. It's better off if you don't talk.
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>>25718707
we skype called and she ahs a webcam (i said i dont ahve one hehe) and i used a voice-changing program to make mine sound like a girls

it helps that i can do a girl voice well too
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>>25718707
I was thinking this too, OP and that guy could become powerful allies and best friends.
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>>25718739
it'd be nice if she was actually alive... i ahve no news of her and like i said she's super suicidal...
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>>25718681
Tell her you're a man and see what happens
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>>25718681
You didn't feel bad at any point about this?
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>>25718810
she hasn't been online for 100+ days and im trying to message her on steam and player.me

>>25718832
im a 19 year old fat asian male degenerate who likes lolis and gore. nah.
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>>25718746
Name of program please
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>>25718881
morphVOX pro
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>>25718746
>i can do a girl voice well too

How do you have any self esteem though?
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Doing the same with literal retard.
>add random neets
>"l'm a girl btw"
>talk for an entire week make them feel loved
>send them pics of a random fb girl
>"wow you look so good"
>play vidya with them from time to time
>make them buy me csgo case keys
>they're okay with this
What the fuck, most of them are in their mid twenties and have spent their lives playing vidya, they should know how it works
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>>25719010
>im a 19 year old fat asian male degenerate who likes lolis and gore. nah.
in case you haven't seen my reply.

>>25719011
lmao yeah normies and even cybords are fugging dense. got a lot of free games through that tactic
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