>Celebrity actors have girlfriends >Bodybuilders have girlfriends

you aren't being yourself enough

You aren't social enough.
That's literally it yet you robots keep insiting that it comes to you.

>>25718636

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8

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tbqhwy mi familia OP is a little bitch

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>"Just B yourself moar"
>"Try opening up"
>"You'll never know if you don't ask Anon"

>>25718636
I've never been in a real relationship too. And i don't think i look that bad. I don't understand it.....

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It's almost as if actual relationships are based off chemistry between two people and you're not just awarded a sexual partner once you reach whatever standard you think matters.

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>>25718673
No, he's just ugly asf. We're all just ugly asf. Why can't you faggots and enablers just admit it? Stop with the 'B urself' crap.

>>25718766
okay how's this:

>just be ur ugly self

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Chicks dig confidence, don't give up! XD

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>>25718636
So many abusive men have girlfriends, why do they get to be happy and know what love feels like and not me

>>25718786
okay, how about I already am you stupid faggot. can't be any more self than I already am anon. the fact is that women and men alike, want someone they can show off to their friends, can't do that if you're ugly unless you also have alot of money. I mean sure, you could date a chick as ugly as you're that won't run away from you and then maybe you can establish a relationship based on 'muh feelings' but then you're both just equally miserable and disgusting waiting for the first chance to upgrade.

I'm going to dress nicely tomorrow and go to Starbucks and sit on my laptop like a normie.

Would talking to girls near me be a possible way to get a gf or at least a date? I'm not ugly but I'm a social autist so I'll probably spill spaghetti

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>>25718819
>what love feels like
>what fear feels like

tfw /r9k/ can't tell the difference and looks to abusive relationships as some kind of gold standard for how to relate to women.

>>25718819
>money and or genes

>>25718819
Because they were being themselves.

>>25718842
No not the girl you moron, the guy. They're monsters, yet they still get to know what happiness is

>>25718831
>ugly as fuck
>won't date another ugly person
>eww too ugly i'm out

damn you sound shallow as fuck
gee, i wonder why nobody wants me

>>25718842
It's because women are stupid as fuck and stay with the guy anyway

Don't sympathize with those dumb sluts you fucking white knight.

>>25718841
>I'm not ugly but I'm a social autist
Stop lying to yourself. If you were hot you'd be showered with bitches since birth and you would've already had tons of experiance, or you could just skate by on your looks.

>>25718860

they feel the happiness of knowing they are holding another person captive under the penalty of violence and abuse.

>i w-want to feel that t-too.. why can't i find a gf like that

negro pls

>>25718870
It's not because they're stupid it's because their horrified they'll get beaten or killed

>>25718873
I didn't say I was hot you retard.

I'm 6'2 with a decent face and athletic build, I just never talk to anyone ever.

>>25718877
Well fuck, any kind of affection would be nice. I haven't held a girls hand romantically in my entire life, never mind gone further than that. It just sucks.

>I'm going to dress nicely tomorrow and go to Starbucks and sit on my laptop like a normie.
>trying to pick up girls in public

Do you know how attractive you have to be to do this and succeed? Don't let Youtube fool you, only attractive men can get numbers from random females. So... if you really think you're good looking enough then give it a shot.

>>25718889
>I didn't say I was hot you retard.
Wew. That shitty personality. Let's hope you have the looks to make up for it.

>>25718878
>leave the guy and the area for good or call the police

Wow that was hard

>>25718891

talk to them. trial and error until you get it right.

it works like that for anybody and it will work for you.

>>25718831
You sound ugly on the inside as well

>>25718898
also meant to reply to: >>25718841

>>25718899

>the learned helplessness of women in abusive relationships

>the learned helplessness of robots in their meaningless virginal wallowing

basically the exact same mindset

>>25718898
I was thinking of trying this:

>ask to borrow their phone to call my mom because "mine is dead"
>pretend to call my mom
>actually call my phone in my pocket
>look at my phone and hang it up
>say "thanks I've got your number now, I'll call you later"

Shits bound to work

>>25718908
>"persunaikty is eberrything, jus b urself moar"

>>25718923
It's actually the exact opposite you fucking idiot.

You're probably a roastie now that I think about it.

>>25718926
Oh, oh yeah. That's brilliant. That's not fucking creepy at all. Jesus.

>>25718636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0BOK0EDFE

>>25718931
Don't be yourself you suck become better and join a dating website or something

>>25718926

gambits are idiotic, and not useful. once revealed, your role as a desperate predator is obvious and understandably repellant.

Girlfriend Simulator 2016: Robot Edition

>Meet grill
>get along
>go out on date
>start seeing each other regularly
>become really close, talk about anything and everything
>have sex, convince yourself you're falling in love
>make her aware of your neuroticness (you're on /r9k/ after all) after getting comfortable with her
>she thinks you're a freak and leaves you in the dust
>now you're alone and questioning your self-worth

Don't fall for it guys. Happens everytime they find out just how fucked up the years of internet browsing has made your mind.

>>25718946

>i could just do something simple and obvious to change my situation

nah, they're the same. learned helplessness is nobody's fault but yours.

>>25718831
This is true. That other anon is either a stupid normie or a troll.

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>>25718958
'Personality' is an added bonus, but don't delude yourself. It can't make up for a lack of attractiveness. People like you who spread this 'b urself' mantra only cause more suffering for the betas who believe you. What really happens is they get friend zoned. If you want women, than work for it. Become sucessful, go to the Gym. But being yourself will not help you in any way.

Don't believe me? How many of you would date this chick, does me saying she has a 'great personality' make her any more desirable? No, it doesn't.

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just another morning on /r9k/ <3

>>25719008
you obviously haven't met people with actual great personalities.

but that is hardly surprising, it would require meeting and talking and being social.

so all you have is assessment at a distance, and a shallow understanding of people as meat and appearance.

>>25719026
>you obviously haven't met people with actual great personalities.

What exactly is a "great personality"? I'm pretty sure you don't have one so I'd rather have you explain what it means.

>>25719008
>Don't be yourself you suck
>Stop spreading 'b urself'
wat.
Also if I was her I'd probably try to lose weight and earn enough money to get plastic surgery.
It's the 21st century you can improve you appearance and personality a lot they're not fixed. It's a lot harder than most people have to try but dats life you could also have leukemia by now.

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>>25719026
I'm extremely 'social', I'm also extremely hard to look at. Usually the two go hand in hand(which people like you will never admit because it doesn't fit your "b urself" narrative), but my personal beliefs have allowed me to transcend from spergism. I only browse this board for greentexts. I'm damn near normie socially and the fact still stands. Stop lying to these poor souls.

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>>25719054
>Also if I was her I'd probably try to lose weight and earn enough money to get plastic surgery.
>It's the 21st century you can improve you appearance

Literally proving my point? Appearance trumps personality, many times over.

>>25719038

So that part of you that is asking, because actually you really want to know. It's this magical mystery to robots and autists.. that part? That part of you is close to it...

And just to ask would be a step towards finding out.

But then you have to stick that "I'm pretty sure.." bit on at the end and make it toxic and passive aggressive and lashing out. And it's basically the complete opposite of that.

There really wasn't any reason to tack that onto your question. Except that the question alone sounds vulnerable and curious and a generous opening for conversation between two people.

You have to cap it with something barbed and sharp because otherwise it comes across as a sign of weakness. That cornered posture is the opposite of what you want to know. It's really that simple.

You think the answer is going to be something complicated? Isn't the cornerstone of /r9k/ that normies are stupid?

>>25719078
I'll just respond to this guy because I'm not sure if I'll even get a response from the other guy. This guy is right, looks are pretty much all that matter.

If you're ugly then nobody is going to approach you to figure out what you're really like. The only exception would be other uggos because they can't exactly be choosy with who they become friends with.

In conclusion, personality only matters if you look relatively normal because otherwise, nobody will care about your personality.

>>25719110
I really have no idea what the fuck you are saying. Holy shit.

>>25719104
That an extreme example because she's like a 0.1/10
If you imagine a 0.1/10 personality they're probably a psychopathic baby killer or some shit and that's un-fixable so nah, you're wrong

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>school years
>be shy nerd kid
>never bothered anyone
>got bullied all the time
>mfw the bullies got girlfriends
>tfw I've never had a girlfriend

>>25719120
This is factually true. I think you're falling for bait. The other person embodies "lol b urself. XDDD." There are people who are kind to robots but they get exaggerated in number.

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>>25719154
To women, a 5 is a 0.1. Don't you get it Anon?

>>25718761
You'd know, would you not

>>25719154
Half this board is an extreme example.

>>25719182
http://i.imgur.com/7KcItM9.jpg

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>>25719260
>has money
Or
>she has mental problems

Judging by the fedora and by her autistically red hair, it's probably the latter.

>>25719110
Just answer the fucking question, fucktard.

>>25719297
>Austistically red hair
good luck out there

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pic mostly related, you all need to stop thinking you deserve or even need relationships

>>25719372
Please tell me more about what I need and don't need. I am a puppet with no free will, after all, according to you :^) Pull my strings, great normie puppetmaster.

>>25719260
why the fuck would you post a link to an image on an image board you reddit piece of shit

>>25718766
I've never had a gf but many guys that are uglier than me has bfs because they're more social.

>>25719402
No, your body/ identity is a puppet, your free will has control over it. The counter to free will implies that your brain chemicals/ particles will fire off in a pre-determined way.
But let's assume that they were pre-determined to keep you alive- through chemicals inducing anxiety, pressures, patterns to keep your identity and pride in tact so that you could present it to people.

Now imagine if you were on the path to killing yourself. Your pre-determined brain would say "No, don't do that, we need to do abide by the genetic imperative- you need to find a mate, fuck, and continue your DNA."
Free will is a constant battle against your brain/ ego, competing for best interests that either:
- make logical sense but deter you from happiness
- make no sense and make you risk/ lose yourself, in the pursuit and acquisition of happiness/ being in-the-moment

>>25719260
Is that Boogie? It'd make sense why he has a GF, dude's fucking loaded.

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>>25719372
>just b urself anon :^)

t-thanks...

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everyone is spoiled beyond belief now and takes everything for granted.
technology dilemma.

people couldn't afford to be as picky back before road, rail, automobile and highway, you were stuck with what you fucking had around you.
now'a days, people can drop you like nothing, move out of the state or across the country and "restart" their life anew with a whole new set of options, you simply could not do this back in the day without huge risk and huge cost.

add in cell phone and instant transmission of information, there's no reason to be monogamous whatsoever.
we already live in a socialist republic, where the government takes our money and puts everyone on welfare with it.
we might as well raise each others children and fuck each others women (age of cuckoldry) while we're at it, we already pay other peoples bills, do we not??????????????????????????????

>>25718636
I'm a handsome guy and I don't have a girlfriend.

Look, if you want a relationship, atleast in today's society, than you're going to have to work on yourself from the OUTSIDE first. Social skills mean jackshit if you can't attract women. You work on 'social skills' from the many, many relationships you have. Think of it like fishing, you can't get any fish to bite if you don't have any bait. Your attractiveness/wealth are your bait. You people are putting too much importance on 'muh social skills' and 'muh emotional intelligence', truth is that all that is bullshit. There's no such thing, /r9k/ suffers from too much over analysis. I could go scream and shout and public with my clothes off right now and guess what? With in a week no one would remember/ give a fuck because they're too worried about themselves and the shit they did. Same in a relationship, you could sperg out to the max and with in a day your GF wouldn't remember AT ALL. Most people learn this in HS, but I guess you faggots didn't get the memo. People are like fish, they don't remember what you said or did 3 months ago.
>>25719753
You aren't really handsome or your broke. Ergo you're going for chicks wayyyyy out of your league.

>>25719753
By handsome, I mean genetically gifted btw.

>6'+
>always nicley dressed
>nice haircut
>good looking face

>>25719825
Okay Mr. "genetically gifted". Have you ever approached a girl in your life?

>>25719780
I appreciate the reply. Not really going for chicks. I'm not focused on that. Which I know makes my post seem pointless. It was.

>>25719839
>Not really going for chicks.
But...
>Which I know makes my post seem pointless. It was.
At least you know how stupid you are.

>>25719825
My face is really the only thing I have going for me, in that case. But I don't really mind it.

>>25719858
Great. I fucking replied to myself and not the other guy.

>>25719858
I think you replied to the wrong guy, dog. Ah, your opinion doesn't matter to me.
Have a great weekend, ya cunt.

>>25719569
That whole argument is flawed, period. It has not a shred of logic or a light tap bearing to proof, because it hinges of the fallacy that men need to go out and have a relationship. That they are only judged on the merit of how they can attract women.

Now THAT is why the world is so fucked up. THAT is why "nice guys" are fucking pathetic. If you were the last human on earth, your happiness and confidence is still yours and yours only, and you have the chance at pursuing it. Even if the world is against you in every way, that empowers people to do what they want, because they know they are not bothering anyone/ only affecting themselves.

If you are pouty over not being able to get someone to care about you, or love you, and think that anyone "deserves" love or respect, then everyone will laugh at you. Not because you're ugly, rapey, or wielding a fedora- it's because you're misguided. You're a fish claiming that the world should burn because you can't climb a tree like the squirrels can.

>>25718926
well i'm a male
but if someone tried that on me i'd fucking hit them

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>>25718926
Even if the president of the united states did this to me if I were a confident outgoing qt3.14 girl who was considerate, I would fucking call the police and hide/ cry over how rapey that was

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>almost 20
>at this point i cant even imagine what its like to have sex
epic to be honest