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>tfw you've gotten so lazy that you pee yourself when you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night
I'll never get a boyfriend at this rate.
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>I'll never get a boyfriend at this rate.
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ROASTIE FUCKING SHITS TO GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
GOD DAMN IT
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>tfw no lazy neet gf


original commentujjujujuj
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>>25715276
I wet the bed but not out of laziness.

Not sure how someone you'd want would feel about this, but obviously it wouldn't affect me very much.
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>>25715276
I'm okay with this
Be my gf
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>>25715276
When you're with me you won't ever need a toilet again. It'd be especially easier if you were a qt boy.
>>25715360 same goes for you
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Does your bed smell like pee all the time, OP? Do you kind of like doing it?

Cause if so, I think we could be good friends. I'll be your internet BF.
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>>25715276
If you aren't fat, I'd clean you up and give you a fresh change of underwear
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>>25715276
We can do it together, during a chilly night we can both pee and get warm,that's only if you aren't lard though
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>>25715534

Not OP, but that sounds fucking hot.
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>>25715594

A-anon, do you honestly think a girl would want to do that?

I wouldn't mind doing it with a cute trap, but....I guess neither of our dreams will go fulfilled, anon-kun....
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>>25715276
Are you a girl?
Are you thin?
Because if you are, that's hawt as fug
pls post video of you peeing
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>>25715625
I like to imagine anon, one day there will be a femanon willing to travel to us on a cold winter night and pee in a bed with us, we then will cuddle on a bead near a fireplace falling asleep on each others arms, and waking up all sticky and lewd...
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>>25715322
implying its not an autistic trannie.
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>>25715697

But there won't ever even be a femanon willing to travel to us at all.
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>>25715697

>tfw im not a girl
>tfw I can't do this

Im killing myself. This is it.
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>>25715733
Anon! You just have to believe! You can at least pee yourself tonight and imagine!
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>>25715692
How did it get to that point.

Normally when there's an exercise ball in porn it's like a personal trainer thing but I don't see how that burns calories.

tl;dr source pls
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>>25715843
>asks op to see her pee
>meanwhile I'm just reasonably confused by the scenario in YOUR webm

>I'm the pervert

Okay you got me
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OP is obviously fat. Very fat.
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>>25715276
>twf no gf to pee on each other and rub our piss soaked bodies together and fuck like rabbits
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>>25715906
Doubt it. I'm almost as lazy as OP, and this means I never bother getting up to go get food since it's not worth the trip to the kitchen. This results in me being really skinny.
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>>25715878
That's not me
I don't know sauce desu, i got it from /gif/
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>>25715941
If I were you I'd probably live off Soylent.
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>peed my pants in the elevator before because I'd been holding it in for so long
>multiple times
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i will let u b my grill if u learn to have some goddamn hygiene woman dam
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>>25715994
Did it feel good? fvgd
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OP, when is the last time you took a shower? Or shaved your pussy?
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>>25716025
Fuck you I'm not contributing to your fap material
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>>25715276
how fat are you OP?
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that's

pretty fucking sexy desu

what the hell
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Yeah I have no idea why I find this so attractive. Laziness is a qt trait to have desu
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>>25716292
OP smells like pee and sweat. Are you sure that's attractive?
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>>25715276
You say this like you don't know it's a fetish
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