MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY MY MASK IS GETTING TIGHT IM SITTING HERE A CAPTIVE ON THE CIA PLANE TONIGHT I DON'T CARE CAUSE ALL I WANNA DO IS CRASH THIS PLANE AND DRIVE RIGHT HOME FOR YOU CAUSE BANEBY ALL MY LIFE I WILL BE A BIG GUY FOR YOU
How the fuck did someone already use this? I fucking wrote it awhile back.
>ywn get to bone your hot Cleopatra-eyed wife after a long hard day of delivering packages >by long hard day, having a laugh with your friends then while getting to also meet zany and weird package recipients
>>25714110 that sounds fucking awful >wife was a bitch >not even hot enough to be a trophy bitch >treated Doug like a child >had a wagecuck job that sucked >back problems >the old jew in the basement would probably not be as funny irl
>Hey there Dougie, long day at work? Turns out Carrie won't be home for quite some time. >Looks like you could use some relaxation....why don't you lay back, Dougie, and I'll loosen those trousers of yours for you.... >Ohohoho....what's this? Did Little Dougie decide he needed some time out of his house? Well, what kind of father-in-law would I be if I didn't help the man of the house relieve some tension now and then? >*pops out dentures* >They used to call me "Gummy McGummerson" back in the 60's because of how good I was with my mouth >*sucking noises*
>back in my day, Dougie-boy, we didn't call it that. We had more respect for the act and the orifice. >we didn't call it a "boypussy", we called it a "manhole" and we didn't call it "smashing a BP" we called it "Sewering Hard" >Speaking of....Dougie Boy..... >To say it like those young internet fellas.... >"Would you care to fuck up my lad-pudding?"
>ooh....Dougie-boy....ooooooohhhhh.... >no man has reached so deep into me before.... >you're ravishing my sweet-and-sour mancave like no one ELSE >Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK ME DOUGIE BOY >MY ASSPUSSY BELONGS TO YOU MAKE ME THE QUEEN OF YOUR BED >MAKE ME THE QUEEN >OOOHHH DOUGGGIEEEE PUT THE LIPSTICK ON ME AND KISS ME WHILE YOU RAPE MY SLIPPERY SLOSH-BUCKET >CRUSTYYYYYYYYYYYYIOOOOOSSSSSS
>I want you to destroy my fucking mancave boypussy tonight, Dougie >Carrie will be away doing pilates, so i want you to fuck me so hard I scream and fill the entire house with my yodeling >I want you to wreck my hombrehole like we're two lads in a foxhole trying to keep warm >I want you to blow your load into me, Dougie, and make me keep it in me for days
>My ass is getting queery >My boypussy is always tight >Sitting here and laughing >on dem cheap ass whippits tonight >but I don't care cause all i wanna do >is crush this rock and slam it all up into you >cause baby all my life I will be POZzing for you
>Doug, it has suddenly come to my realization that you, in fact, do not possess the virile, HIV positive load that I require to become a true manslut >when I asked you to wreck my asspussy and turn me into your manslut, you did well; I've never had such a hard time sitting or such a painful time defecating >a few times, I bled so hard from my anus after you tore my boypussy up so very well >but Dougie my boy, I must get the POZ load. Your friend-Deacon, he's black, yes? >Does he perhaps have HIV, or full-blown AIDS? Because I need it, Dougie. I want to get the bug from someone I know, but Dougie, if you could let Deacon smash your own BP, and then load me with it...You'd make me the happiest father-in-law in the world
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