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You wake up tomorrow and morphed into this while you were asleep

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You wake up tomorrow and morphed into this while you were asleep
Everyone believes you if you tell them who you are so you don't need to start a new life
What do?
How different would your life be?
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>think of ways to fuck qts now that I have 10/10 bod and probably big dick
>social anxiety still too terrible to go to a nighclub to pick up on ladies
>use tinder as a last resort
>get matched with hot babes instantly cause I'm attractive
>can't get courage to start conversations with any of them
>delete tinder
>depression kicks in again because I'm hot and still haven't fucked
>eat everything in sight, stop showering
>6 months later, I'm fat and ugly again
>go back to browsing /r9k/ every night
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use my looks to become a successful famous for being famous guy. probably by marrying a kardashian or something. then once the kardashian gets bored of me and dumps me it'll be national news and I'll be able to make a career out of appearing on Ellen and Oprah
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>>25713642
I morph into Jesus? I'd turn a shit ton of water into wine and get drunk off my ass.
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>>25713642
Tell people I am Jesus.
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>>25714826
keepin' it real in 2016

I'd probably cut my hair a little bit and trim up my beard slightly

then proceed to fuck every single girl who turned me down and swore "it's not about looks"
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Also, for those of you who don't know, he's some male model that all of the alt-stacies soak their panties over.

i will never live up to their standards
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>>25715779
Man, not even that dude can live up to those standards. He's got makeup on, fucking excellent lighting, a professional photographer taking his photo, and it's likely been touched up after the shoot itself.

Being a model doesn't really require much more than about a 7/10 face, and the ability to pose. Angular features is good too, but not the general stereotypical "Oh wow so hot" sort of look you see posted wherever the fuck, because that's not really as easy to mold into different looks, which is vital when you're modelling other peoples stuff to make it look great.

You'd be surprised how little models actually resemble themselves out of a shoot.
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I dunno that's pretty extreme. I guess I would finally stop worrying about my looks and have to deal with annoying girls gawking at me.
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>>25713642
My hair would be slightly easier to maintain, and I could probably grow a slightly nicer beard then I have now with great ease.
Other then that I don't think my life would really change much unless the new body did not have allergies and asthma like my current one.That would be great. Oh, I would probably not need glasses anymore ether so that could convenient.
So yay, it would fix my manageable but annoying physical aliments as well.
I guess all and all it would be quite nice.
Still would not change my life all that much.
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that's literally exactly what I look like.

It's okay, female attention is weird and bothersome most of the time.
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