>hanging out with some normies, male and female
>they start talking about dick size
>girls immediately say "LOL oh so and so, his dick is SO SMALL!"
>"Yeah my last boyfriend Matt his dick was only like 5 inches, sex was such a chore"
>sit quietly through all this
>mfw my dick ls literally just over 5 inches
>go to my room at want to kill myself
Who else /dicklet/ here?
I though that average being too small was just a meme, but apparently not
Dudes generally add a couple inches onto their dick length when talking to people they're fucking or want to fuck. So that 5" was likely a lot less than that.
And the dudes who don't lie about dick length, because girls are constantly told certain dick lengths are certain sizes, may eventually think that 3" is a 5".
>Dudes generally add a couple inches onto their dick length when talking to people they're fucking or want to fuck. So that 5" was likely a lot less than that.
This. Same phenomenon occurs with height.
I'm 5'11" and girls usually guess me at 6'1"-6'2". They've been given fudged numbers by guys for years, so they can't tell how tall 'X' is just by looking at it.
This. Should have just deflected the conversation by pointing out that they're all shallow whores and probably say that every guy they dislike has a small dick. They can't even really turn around and claim you have a small dick at that point since it just proves your point.
Dick size is a fickle thing for girls, bots. I was having a conversation with one of my friends and she was basically telling me how women fake most of their orgasms and lie about how good/big the dick is to stroke the male ego because they think telling hard truths will ruin their lives. (Having browsed /r9k/ a lot, I know this to be true)
But and average penis is still completely workable. The only thing a big penis does is make getting a girl to orgasm cruise control. Easy mode.
Normie story thread?
>meet up with friend i havent seen in few years
>go around to his place on valentines day
>"just gonna be some of us lonely guys without gfs hanging out"
>2 of my guy friends
>3 super staceys
>over the few years the friend who i met playing warhammer and spent years playing WoW with has become super chad
>owns a tabletop gaming business
>owns a house he rents out
>manage to keep my spaghetti uncooked and in its packaging for a while
>until they start talking about sex
>they mention they got this bet going on
>who can go the longest without masturbating
>they win $20 from the other participants
>the girls keep doing sexy shit like bending over, jiggling their tits etc
>spaghetti has left the building
>can no longer speak
>conversation moves onto tinder
>i manage to ask "whats tinder"
>girls start teaching me to tinder
>power level cant be contained anymore
>nearly panic attack make up an excuse and quickly leave
that feel when girls told me I got a nice big dick
>normies talking about dick size,almost all females
>one girl says "I bet Anon probably has a big dick,he just never talks about it"
>fail to understand the logic behind what she said but whatever
question about dick measuring: mine is curved to the right, and when I measure it I measure along the curve. is this right? also, I find that standing tall and pressing my boner down the the floor gives me a more accurate measurement (to be bigger). I just push it down. recommend doing this, adds 1-1.5 inches.
>be at friends with his gf and a friend of her
>girls start talking about sex
>the friend of her starts talking about a guy we know that they had sex
>shes mocking that his dick is too short
>shes laughing about him
>fast forward one year later they are engaged
3dpd... Not even once
alright. btw what is considered large? I know 3-4 inches is a lost cause, 5 inches is pushing it/ asian tier, 6 inches is average, 7 inches is above average, 8 inches is pree big, 9 inches is hung, >9 is fake/genetically chosen
Pretty much this. Most solid women wouldnt care if you're 5 inches as long as you're funny, are good to them and actually give a fuck about them having an orgasm (which trust me, about 90 percent of guys DONT)