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>hanging out with some normies, male and female
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>hanging out with some normies, male and female
>they start talking about dick size
>girls immediately say "LOL oh so and so, his dick is SO SMALL!"
>"hahahah "
>"Yeah my last boyfriend Matt his dick was only like 5 inches, sex was such a chore"
>sit quietly through all this
>mfw my dick ls literally just over 5 inches
>go to my room at want to kill myself
Who else /dicklet/ here?
I though that average being too small was just a meme, but apparently not
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nice sph bate
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>>25713337
>>hanging out with some normies
guess what that makes you.
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>>25713337
Dudes generally add a couple inches onto their dick length when talking to people they're fucking or want to fuck. So that 5" was likely a lot less than that.

And the dudes who don't lie about dick length, because girls are constantly told certain dick lengths are certain sizes, may eventually think that 3" is a 5".
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>>25714696
8 inch by 7 inch reporting in. Thanks for the tip anon
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>>25714696
this

a guy who is 6 can say hes 7, 7 can say 8, and get away with it.

no woman is going to pull out a ruler
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>>25713337
It's funny how every girl's ex had a small penis
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>>25714884
Roasties are hard to please. Once you stretch it out with horse cock it just won't be the same with average guys. But don't bother trying to tell a roastie that.
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>>25714696
>Dudes generally add a couple inches onto their dick length when talking to people they're fucking or want to fuck. So that 5" was likely a lot less than that.

This. Same phenomenon occurs with height.

I'm 5'11" and girls usually guess me at 6'1"-6'2". They've been given fudged numbers by guys for years, so they can't tell how tall 'X' is just by looking at it.
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>>25714884
This. Should have just deflected the conversation by pointing out that they're all shallow whores and probably say that every guy they dislike has a small dick. They can't even really turn around and claim you have a small dick at that point since it just proves your point.
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Dick size is a fickle thing for girls, bots. I was having a conversation with one of my friends and she was basically telling me how women fake most of their orgasms and lie about how good/big the dick is to stroke the male ego because they think telling hard truths will ruin their lives. (Having browsed /r9k/ a lot, I know this to be true)

But and average penis is still completely workable. The only thing a big penis does is make getting a girl to orgasm cruise control. Easy mode.
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Man my dick is 12*12, I wish I didn't have such a dicklet. It's practically a pencil dick!
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>>25713623
this

I am sick of normalshits coming here talking about their GFs and their friends and other normalfag things acting like they are not a normalfag.
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Normie story thread?

>meet up with friend i havent seen in few years
>go around to his place on valentines day
>"just gonna be some of us lonely guys without gfs hanging out"
>get there
>2 of my guy friends
>3 super staceys
>PANIC
>over the few years the friend who i met playing warhammer and spent years playing WoW with has become super chad
>owns a tabletop gaming business
>owns a house he rents out
>manage to keep my spaghetti uncooked and in its packaging for a while
>until they start talking about sex
>they mention they got this bet going on
>who can go the longest without masturbating
>they win $20 from the other participants
>the girls keep doing sexy shit like bending over, jiggling their tits etc
>spaghetti has left the building
>can no longer speak
>conversation moves onto tinder
>i manage to ask "whats tinder"
>ifuckedup.exe
>suddenly swarmed
>girls start teaching me to tinder
>power level cant be contained anymore
>nearly panic attack make up an excuse and quickly leave
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>>25715142
Oh just fuck off already
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>>25713337
>>25713337
that feel when girls told me I got a nice big dick
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>>25715369
They all just say that to make you feel good and turn you on. This girl told me I had the nicest cock she'd ever seen. I'm 4.5inches...
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>>25713337
>normies talking about dick size,almost all females
>one girl says "I bet Anon probably has a big dick,he just never talks about it"
>fail to understand the logic behind what she said but whatever
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>>25716418
She was hitting on you, or making fun of you, depending on her tone anon.
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>>25716559
Idk she sounded serious but it's not like I'd give a fuck anyway.
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question about dick measuring: mine is curved to the right, and when I measure it I measure along the curve. is this right? also, I find that standing tall and pressing my boner down the the floor gives me a more accurate measurement (to be bigger). I just push it down. recommend doing this, adds 1-1.5 inches.
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>be at friends with his gf and a friend of her
>girls start talking about sex
>the friend of her starts talking about a guy we know that they had sex
>shes mocking that his dick is too short
>shes laughing about him
>fast forward one year later they are engaged


3dpd... Not even once
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>>25717589
No, fuckface. Get a tape measure, not a ruler you curved piece of shit. Measure along the top, following the curve. Yes, push down so it's perpendicular.
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>>25713337

>caring about what roasties think

We've all been there, but you'll turn into Elliot rodger if you let it get to you.

"Stacy's flaps were 3 inches wide, sex was such a chore"
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>>25717635
alright. btw what is considered large? I know 3-4 inches is a lost cause, 5 inches is pushing it/ asian tier, 6 inches is average, 7 inches is above average, 8 inches is pree big, 9 inches is hung, >9 is fake/genetically chosen
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>>25717663
Pretty much this. Most solid women wouldnt care if you're 5 inches as long as you're funny, are good to them and actually give a fuck about them having an orgasm (which trust me, about 90 percent of guys DONT)
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