I made this painting today for a grill for her birthday after she developed an eating and an anxiety disorder after her boyfriend dumped her 4 months ago. I took her out to a date last week to see the top of the empire state building since I have a connect and to the hateful 8 cause Quentin Taratino is her one of her favorite film directors. She texts me back after seeing the painting telling me she loves the painting, but she doesnt want anything more then a friendship with me but shes not "friendzoning" me that she doesn't want anything romantic with anyone or meaningless sex with guys. And she's enjoying being single again mostly for the fact that I supported her in getting better.
What is the most painless method of killing myself?
By learning to paint better.
and keep moeshit out of it. That's in terrible taste, to be frank.
Lastly, don't show off unless you're good.
But sorry to hear about the friendzone thing. You'll understand it better once someone you're not attracted to pursues you. You'll be in her shoes one day and you'll realize that it's literally nothin personnel.
anyway, good with your future endeavors
robot art cringe thread?
here is my take on the common fish, please rate
I heard bad art thread. Here is a shitty drawing I did for my channel sonce I like doing audio videos. It's about me and my brother and also me being a loser.
not bad, OP. you have a lot of potential. learning more about perspective and layout will definitely help you improve. that being said, you have a really nice eye for color and texture.
best of luck with the girl situation
I appreciate the comment
This is the updated version
I would give myself a 6/10, some people tell me I'm a 9 or a 10, I get called handsome a lot, old women call me beautiful, but Im numb to it. I guess since I paint I notice more detail then the average person
>some people tell me I'm a 9 or 10
>I notice more detail then the average person
Dude you poorly smear paints on paper and you clearly dont understand something everyday like shadows. You're very likely ugly too. Don't falsely build up your worth. It makes the fall so much worse
>becomes aggressively nice trying to pick up a girl a soon as she gets out of a relationship
>she doesn't respond with offers of sex
Your painting looks like a weebaboo middle schooler painted it.
Sit and stare at that abortion of a painting you did for 2 weeks. Shit I'm dying now just looking at it. .
You fucking beta autist. Seriously. You may as well have stood under her window playing the lute every night.
OP is a "nice guy". That means he treats women like princesses until he realises that they still think he's a loser and then lashes out or in this case, gets depressed. Nice guys are such horrible people. You would be doing the world a favour by leaving.
It was a rush job desu senpai. I knew the shadows were wonky.
I met her four months after her breaking up with him so in my eyes she was single even though she was going through a bunch of crazy shit dealing with heartbrache which I helped her get out of by being "aggressively supportive" and now she wants to friendzone me after using me as a fucking emotional rebound like every other girl I deal with.
I fucked over 30 women, I have an 8 inch dick and I worked on walkstreet, I tried being nice this one time to some girl who needed support and all it did was reminded me that good people are non existent
You're such a piece of shit, you know that? If you really cared about these girls, you wouldn't find emotionally vulnerable girls who you have no compatibility with, and pretend like they owe you something. You don't care about helping them. You'd rather just fuck her, and you think some shitty painting will make her feel obligated to give you a Shot.
i had a good chortle at the lute bit mate. kek
Your problem is is that you talk out of your ass like you understand the whole situation. I didn't find out she was fucked up until after I became infatuated with her and it only made me all the more want to help her, and trust me it was no picnic. She lost 30lbs in 4 months and has been having indigestion and diarrhea and a lack of appetite, while being completely vulnerable. I had to step out of my fucking frame in order for her to get better and she did, and it only pushed her away. I didn't want to fuck this girl, I wanted her for her, but I knew that ultimately the way I was being was going to help her feel better in exchange of me looking like a fool. So yeah I tried making her happy and feel good about herself knowing some fucking shmuck is making her a kingdom hearts painting because in the reality of things it makes a girl feel better about her self esteem even if the painting wasnt that great in your eyes.
Pretty sure I do know the situation.
This is the classic "I'm going to fuck the crazy girl, because she should be easy, right? She isn't just going to see I'm a desperate autist, and reject me."
I don't even feel sorry for your type anymore.
And you know what, I've had friends whose eating disorder ended them up in hospitalization, but my first though wasn't "I should try to fuck them while they are in emotional and physical turmoil."
You make me sick.
Truth in every pixel of every letter of every word.
Let me paint you something vulnerable girl, then you'll realize my immense talents and realize I'm a deep and mysterious male with hidden secrets.
Except my painting sucks more ass than a twin rent boy at a gang bang, and I have 0 talent and I'm just some autist looking for an easy fuck.
Also your feelings for her, which are nothing but the misplaced yearnings of a Mal adjusted fuckwit, have no impact on her wanting a nornal, actually talented and deep human being to look after her.
The only one with autism is you fucking roastie. R9k was originally a gentlemen's club but now its flooded with bitches like you that think your so smarrrt sooooooo enlightened. I didnt even want to fuck this girl, I wanted to have her for her, and the last thing that was on my mind was fucking her. But bitches like you who don't live in the real world think that everything revolves around shit you read off the internet. What makes you think that I thought she was easy? The girl was a 9/10 that has a 50lb wrench in her tire that like a man I took out, and now that it's out and after all the things she said to me she wants to not have anything to do with me.
Women are the niggers of gender
i don't have one that looks like i actually tried but here is my part.
>I wanted her for her
And you weren't compatible despite your own deluded beliefs. You want a pixie girl to save you from your shitty life, and you think you're so special she'll give you her mind and body (yeah, stick your penis into her vagina).
And now that your "le ebin master plan" failed, you hate all women again.
yeah there is only one non-faggot way to play this game.
>don't tell anyone
>skip every cutscene if possible
>constantly make fun of it if someone finds out you played it
>give it a 6/10 rating "gameplay was cool, pretty gay"
Bitch, this wasn't a master plan it was a spontaneous thing cause it was her birthday. And second it was a gentlemens club before all you unspecial basic bitches came in from reddit an started stinking up the place with all the other autists. And we were completely compatible while sharing the same weeabbo shit taste in things out of irony. I literally can go down any street and any bar in NYC and get laid cause women hoe themselves around.
You're misusing this. I believe you're thinking about beaches and shores /r9k which was post-deletion. Gentlemen's club is pre-deletion and was much less hate-filled.
Wow this painting is horrible. Christ if you really cared about her you should've put just a LITTLE more effort into this or done something that you could actually show off actually skill.
Christ you're such a fucking delusional faggot it's amazing. You painted some shitty retarded piece of shit that looks like my 8 year old niece did in an afternoon and then tried to get laid with it. When you get rejected you make up all sorts of excuses - - it's not you being a colossal faggot, you were rushed, women are bitches, everyone is such a newfag, reddit, blah, blah, blah. How much more myopic can you be?
People like you are fucking cancer, worse than 9gag plebbit scum or whomever the 4chan boogeyman of the day is. From the depths of my heart, kill yourself.
> she broke up with her bf 4 months ago
> I met her 4 months ago
>I was infatuated with her before I knew of her issues
>I wanted to show her how much she means to me
You're the absolute fucking worst. You will die a beta loser(who can't paint)
I have this but I didn't want to escalate things
Your one and only mistake was being the "nice guy". It hasn't worked out your entire life and it won't work out in the future. Just be the most rude, disrespectful, hateful person you can possibly and the degenerate female will become infatuated by your "chad" aura.
You can also go vent out your frustrations right now and pick a fight at a bar.
She isn't a degenerate at all that's the thing, I can't be a rude disrespectful chad. Shes a nice girl, and they're rare like a shiny lugia nowadays. I'm just gonna paint kairi over riku and make the scene a sunset and render the lighting and shadows less halfassed
No its a pencil dick. You can see the button on the right and those are standard.
You should just kill yourself honestly. There really is no hope for you. You just have nothing to offer women
Is this entire thread you trying to justify every aspect of your existence?
This started out as "boo hoo friend zoned, how do I kill myself?" and now it's you flaunting your penis around.
Most of the time I'd think these kinds of threads are trolls but once in a while a real idiot shows up and you get gold. You can see his insecurities and how he becomes defensive and in denial because he's unable to cope with the thought of how much of a loser he is:
>I'm so special, I'm expressing myself
>This woman is such a bitch cause she doesn't think so
>You guys are faggots for not thinking so
>B-b-but my dick
Why do omegas ALWAYS think it's a good idea to ramp up the orbiting straight after the girl breaks up with a serious boyfriend?
I hate to use the it's 2016 maymay, but there really is no excuse now for orbiting. None. It's entirely your fault for putting yourself into this position
On some level yeah
It's making me feel less shitty desu
I was being ironic and desu it doesn't hurt to try. It'll only take me an hour. >>25715890
I wasn't being serious about killing myself I just wanted attention desu. Its entertaining to say the least. Getting roasted by delusional assholes is all in good fun
I've known this girl for a few weeks desu tho. Time moves quicker living in a city especially when at any moment you can get with someone else
Actually you helped me realize that I cured a girls eating disorder and anxiety in a few weeks. Thanks senpai
>I've known this girl for a few weeks desu tho.
What the fuck is the point of this or anything you posted after it?
Is the point you're trying to make that you orbited her and got absolutely nowhere? Do you really think it matters how long you orbit for?
You haven't cured a thing - you've been a distraction and you've allowed her to build herself back up to go out and get fucked by the men she actually finds attractive
It was trying to be meta, where she looks at the painting after a few years and realized that kairi is missing and she was kairi all along looking at sora and riku from a distance
No fucking wonder hahahah lmao
I thought by mentioning that I seen the new Quentin Taratino movie that you people would infer that i hooked up with her for 3 hours long instead of watching how boring the movie was
>I thought by mentioning that I seen the new Quentin Taratino movie that you people would infer that i hooked up with her for 3 hours long
Why would you possibly think this?
No wonder you're an orbiter, you're a complete idiot.
Serious question, do you have any idea at all how much of an insufferable, irritating little cunt you are? 'lmao' your own posts again and I will hunt you down and meticulously shatter your bones with a hammer
Lol holy fuck my sides. This whole thread has been gold
1. Your painting is shit
2. Welcome to females
take them all with you, johnny
Bad robot art thread? I've posted this masterpiece before
I did this the other day
I should really put some effort into learning how to draw instead of idly doing it while watching netflix