I made this painting today for a grill for her birthday after

Bumping out of despair

>>25713138
That painting is deviant art tier

>>25713196

It only took me 3 hours to make

>>25713138
turn your pain into art tbqh

top orbiter cuck

why a picture of sora and riku anyway? were you trying to tell her you're gay? sora and kairi would at least make sense

>>25713281

Cause she likes kingdom hearts and I made it in the perspective that kairi was walking over to sora and riku

>>25713138

By learning to paint better.

and keep moeshit out of it. That's in terrible taste, to be frank.

Lastly, don't show off unless you're good.

But sorry to hear about the friendzone thing. You'll understand it better once someone you're not attracted to pursues you. You'll be in her shoes one day and you'll realize that it's literally nothin personnel.

anyway, good with your future endeavors

>>25713264


I've been doing that for as long as I can. I think I have a few more paintings in me before I'm ready to pull down the curtain

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>>25713138
robot art cringe thread?

here is my take on the common fish, please rate

>>25713346

She already told me she's attracted to me and that I'm a 10/10 in her eyes. And this piece only took me 3 hours, if it had 7 more hours it would be a lot more refined

>>25713408

0/10

So about those suicide methods, anyone have any they want to share

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I heard bad art thread. Here is a shitty drawing I did for my channel sonce I like doing audio videos. It's about me and my brother and also me being a loser.

>>25713138
not bad, OP. you have a lot of potential. learning more about perspective and layout will definitely help you improve. that being said, you have a really nice eye for color and texture.
best of luck with the girl situation

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who /learning/ here?

>>25713702
I liek your technique

Are you the fat one on the right?

>>25713422
Well anon do you think she's lying or telling the truth, also if you were to rate yourself what would it be

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>>25713692

I appreciate the comment

This is the updated version

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Since we're all sharing art here's mine

>>25713786

I would give myself a 6/10, some people tell me I'm a 9 or a 10, I get called handsome a lot, old women call me beautiful, but Im numb to it. I guess since I paint I notice more detail then the average person

>>25713794
Wait... shouldn't the shadow of the tree they are sitting on be cast differently since the other shadows are done the way they are?

I hate shadows also.

>>25713702
learning how to take a photo with an electric toothbrush?

seriously what the fuck did you take that with

>>25714115
m-my laptop

>>25713138
>She's not "friendzoning" me

She's friendzoning you bud.

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>>25713965
>some people tell me I'm a 9 or 10
>I notice more detail then the average person

Dude you poorly smear paints on paper and you clearly dont understand something everyday like shadows. You're very likely ugly too. Don't falsely build up your worth. It makes the fall so much worse

>>25714184


I figured that she wants to be friends and go out and fool around but not be intimate with me or develop feelings or fuck for that matter

>>25713138

>becomes aggressively nice trying to pick up a girl a soon as she gets out of a relationship
>she doesn't respond with offers of sex
>"killing myself"

Your painting looks like a weebaboo middle schooler painted it.

>>25713138
>she developed an eating and an anxiety disorder after her boyfriend dumped her 4 months ago
so she is a garbage human being is what you're telling me

>>25713138
Sit and stare at that abortion of a painting you did for 2 weeks. Shit I'm dying now just looking at it. .

You fucking beta autist. Seriously. You may as well have stood under her window playing the lute every night.

>>25713692
>not bad

It's very bad. There is no potential here. I can't pick out 1 good thing about the painting.

OP is a "nice guy". That means he treats women like princesses until he realises that they still think he's a loser and then lashes out or in this case, gets depressed. Nice guys are such horrible people. You would be doing the world a favour by leaving.

>>25714232

It was a rush job desu senpai. I knew the shadows were wonky.

>>25714290
I met her four months after her breaking up with him so in my eyes she was single even though she was going through a bunch of crazy shit dealing with heartbrache which I helped her get out of by being "aggressively supportive" and now she wants to friendzone me after using me as a fucking emotional rebound like every other girl I deal with.

>>25714324

It was a birthday gift that took 3 hours to make, I rushed it, I have other paintings that I put in more effort

>>25714356

I fucked over 30 women, I have an 8 inch dick and I worked on walkstreet, I tried being nice this one time to some girl who needed support and all it did was reminded me that good people are non existent

>>25714367
>>25714415
>lol its on purpose I sware I had to finish FAST L0L

Anyone reading this can already see what a damaged individual you are. Imagine what she saw

>>25714493

Lets see what you can paint in 3 hours before you talk shit you beta cuck faggot

>>25714367

You're such a piece of shit, you know that? If you really cared about these girls, you wouldn't find emotionally vulnerable girls who you have no compatibility with, and pretend like they owe you something. You don't care about helping them. You'd rather just fuck her, and you think some shitty painting will make her feel obligated to give you a Shot.

>>25713138
see ya on the otherside bud

http://www.newhealthadvisor.com/Most-Painless-Way-to-Die.html

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>>25714324
i had a good chortle at the lute bit mate. kek

>>25714565
I'm not a painter and I don't go around trying to get girls by claiming I am. Stop being such a fucking loser and face your delusions

>>25714599

Your problem is is that you talk out of your ass like you understand the whole situation. I didn't find out she was fucked up until after I became infatuated with her and it only made me all the more want to help her, and trust me it was no picnic. She lost 30lbs in 4 months and has been having indigestion and diarrhea and a lack of appetite, while being completely vulnerable. I had to step out of my fucking frame in order for her to get better and she did, and it only pushed her away. I didn't want to fuck this girl, I wanted her for her, but I knew that ultimately the way I was being was going to help her feel better in exchange of me looking like a fool. So yeah I tried making her happy and feel good about herself knowing some fucking shmuck is making her a kingdom hearts painting because in the reality of things it makes a girl feel better about her self esteem even if the painting wasnt that great in your eyes.

>>25714670


Thanks a lot senpai

>>25714748

Pretty sure I do know the situation.
This is the classic "I'm going to fuck the crazy girl, because she should be easy, right? She isn't just going to see I'm a desperate autist, and reject me."

I don't even feel sorry for your type anymore.

And you know what, I've had friends whose eating disorder ended them up in hospitalization, but my first though wasn't "I should try to fuck them while they are in emotional and physical turmoil."

You make me sick.

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>>25713138
>tarantino

disgusting

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>>25714927
Truth in every pixel of every letter of every word.

Let me paint you something vulnerable girl, then you'll realize my immense talents and realize I'm a deep and mysterious male with hidden secrets.

Except my painting sucks more ass than a twin rent boy at a gang bang, and I have 0 talent and I'm just some autist looking for an easy fuck.

Also your feelings for her, which are nothing but the misplaced yearnings of a Mal adjusted fuckwit, have no impact on her wanting a nornal, actually talented and deep human being to look after her.

>>25714927


The only one with autism is you fucking roastie. R9k was originally a gentlemen's club but now its flooded with bitches like you that think your so smarrrt sooooooo enlightened. I didnt even want to fuck this girl, I wanted to have her for her, and the last thing that was on my mind was fucking her. But bitches like you who don't live in the real world think that everything revolves around shit you read off the internet. What makes you think that I thought she was easy? The girl was a 9/10 that has a 50lb wrench in her tire that like a man I took out, and now that it's out and after all the things she said to me she wants to not have anything to do with me.
Women are the niggers of gender

>>25715003

Autism the post. Try painting something by hand in 3 hours without copying a picture.

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>>25713603
i don't have one that looks like i actually tried but here is my part.

>he painted Sora and Riku instead of Sora and Kairi, or Roxas and Namine

>wonders why the girl rejected him

You're closet faggot. Kill yourself with a paopu fruit to the ass.

>>25715101


I painted it in the perspective of kairi

>>25715101
to be fair... making any kind of fanart about this game is already pretty gay.

>>25715101
On second thought, she probably took it as such. Thanks anon, but your a faggot for remembering what a papou fruit is

>>25715039

>I wanted her for her

And you weren't compatible despite your own deluded beliefs. You want a pixie girl to save you from your shitty life, and you think you're so special she'll give you her mind and body (yeah, stick your penis into her vagina).
And now that your "le ebin master plan" failed, you hate all women again.

Also:
>roastie
>gentlemen's club

No.

>>25715211
yeah there is only one non-faggot way to play this game.
>don't tell anyone
>skip every cutscene if possible
>constantly make fun of it if someone finds out you played it
>give it a 6/10 rating "gameplay was cool, pretty gay"

>>25715075

That isn't the point.
Why did you paint it?
You aren't an artist, obviously, so why try to express your self with some weeb painting?
None of his adds up.

>>25715261


Bitch, this wasn't a master plan it was a spontaneous thing cause it was her birthday. And second it was a gentlemens club before all you unspecial basic bitches came in from reddit an started stinking up the place with all the other autists. And we were completely compatible while sharing the same weeabbo shit taste in things out of irony. I literally can go down any street and any bar in NYC and get laid cause women hoe themselves around.

>>25715039
>>25715358
>gentlemens club

You're misusing this. I believe you're thinking about beaches and shores /r9k which was post-deletion. Gentlemen's club is pre-deletion and was much less hate-filled.

>>25715341

Cause i wanted to prove to her that she meant something to me as a person.

>>25715358
"irony" i had this phase too but i don't think i could still lie to myself if i had painted this. that's like acting gay and actually fuck a guy.

>>25715398


Yeah but the legacy contunuated until it became le juvinile gay frog the site

>>25713138
Wow this painting is horrible. Christ if you really cared about her you should've put just a LITTLE more effort into this or done something that you could actually show off actually skill.

>>25715423

You don't have a better way of expressing yourself?

>>25715358

Christ you're such a fucking delusional faggot it's amazing. You painted some shitty retarded piece of shit that looks like my 8 year old niece did in an afternoon and then tried to get laid with it. When you get rejected you make up all sorts of excuses - - it's not you being a colossal faggot, you were rushed, women are bitches, everyone is such a newfag, reddit, blah, blah, blah. How much more myopic can you be?

People like you are fucking cancer, worse than 9gag plebbit scum or whomever the 4chan boogeyman of the day is. From the depths of my heart, kill yourself.

>>25713138
>>25714367
>>25714748
>>25715423
> she broke up with her bf 4 months ago
> I met her 4 months ago
>I was infatuated with her before I knew of her issues
>I wanted to show her how much she means to me

You're the absolute fucking worst. You will die a beta loser(who can't paint)

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>>25715519

I have this but I didn't want to escalate things

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Your one and only mistake was being the "nice guy". It hasn't worked out your entire life and it won't work out in the future. Just be the most rude, disrespectful, hateful person you can possibly and the degenerate female will become infatuated by your "chad" aura.


You can also go vent out your frustrations right now and pick a fight at a bar.

>>25715568
Kek poo in loo pencil dick. Now this all makes sense. Enjoy never getting the girl

>>25713138
>telling me she loves the painting

Confirmed for shit taste. Dodged a bullet there, OP.

>>25715634


She isn't a degenerate at all that's the thing, I can't be a rude disrespectful chad. Shes a nice girl, and they're rare like a shiny lugia nowadays. I'm just gonna paint kairi over riku and make the scene a sunset and render the lighting and shadows less halfassed

>>25715664


It's actually the size of my hands I have huge hands. Most women can bearly stretch their mouths over it

>>25714056
totally. that goes without saying. OP still needs some training. what helps me visualising is playing decent 3D video games where objects cast shadows correctly.

>>25715568

>own thread is roasting me
>post erect penis as last resort

>>25715723
No its a pencil dick. You can see the button on the right and those are standard.

You should just kill yourself honestly. There really is no hope for you. You just have nothing to offer women

>>25715700
>shiny lugia
>just painting over it
this is getting surreal

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Oh boy, I get to post this comic!

>>25715723

Is this entire thread you trying to justify every aspect of your existence?

This started out as "boo hoo friend zoned, how do I kill myself?" and now it's you flaunting your penis around.

>>25715783

Most of the time I'd think these kinds of threads are trolls but once in a while a real idiot shows up and you get gold. You can see his insecurities and how he becomes defensive and in denial because he's unable to cope with the thought of how much of a loser he is:

>I'm so special, I'm expressing myself
>This woman is such a bitch cause she doesn't think so
>You guys are faggots for not thinking so
>B-b-but my dick

Pathetic.

>>25713138

Why do omegas ALWAYS think it's a good idea to ramp up the orbiting straight after the girl breaks up with a serious boyfriend?

I hate to use the it's 2016 maymay, but there really is no excuse now for orbiting. None. It's entirely your fault for putting yourself into this position

>>25713702
How long have you been at it, anon? I'm thinking of taking it up as a way to vent my creative side considering I study science..

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>>25715846
Better shot

>>25715761
On some level yeah

>>25715783
It's making me feel less shitty desu

>>25715874
I was being ironic and desu it doesn't hurt to try. It'll only take me an hour. >>25715890
I wasn't being serious about killing myself I just wanted attention desu. Its entertaining to say the least. Getting roasted by delusional assholes is all in good fun

>>25715904
Lmao

>>25715933
I've known this girl for a few weeks desu tho. Time moves quicker living in a city especially when at any moment you can get with someone else

Actually you helped me realize that I cured a girls eating disorder and anxiety in a few weeks. Thanks senpai

>>25713138
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BETA BITCH BOY THINKS HE CAN SCORE MORE THEN A DICK IN HIS MOUTH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>25713341
well you didn't do a very good job, how the fuck was she supposed to know that?

>>25716070
>I've known this girl for a few weeks desu tho.

What the fuck is the point of this or anything you posted after it?

Is the point you're trying to make that you orbited her and got absolutely nowhere? Do you really think it matters how long you orbit for?

You haven't cured a thing - you've been a distraction and you've allowed her to build herself back up to go out and get fucked by the men she actually finds attractive

>>25716137

It was trying to be meta, where she looks at the painting after a few years and realized that kairi is missing and she was kairi all along looking at sora and riku from a distance

>>25716219

Lmfaoooooooo
No fucking wonder hahahah lmao

I thought by mentioning that I seen the new Quentin Taratino movie that you people would infer that i hooked up with her for 3 hours long instead of watching how boring the movie was

>>25716276
>I thought by mentioning that I seen the new Quentin Taratino movie that you people would infer that i hooked up with her for 3 hours long

Why?

Why would you possibly think this?

No wonder you're an orbiter, you're a complete idiot.

Serious question, do you have any idea at all how much of an insufferable, irritating little cunt you are? 'lmao' your own posts again and I will hunt you down and meticulously shatter your bones with a hammer

>>25715700
You sound and paint like you're 15.

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>>25716070
Lol holy fuck my sides. This whole thread has been gold

>>25716354
I like how the poop is smeared on his hand

>>25716327

Why do you possibly think that all girls are sluts that fuck every guy they see you sexist bigot?

>>25716388
Are you responding to the right person?

>>25716388

Learn to quote posts properly or don't post here ever again.

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>>25713138
1. Your painting is shit
2. Welcome to females

>>25716388
hmm

>>25716388
I haven't separated to see who is more likely to but this is a good coverage on the modern sex scene.
https://radishmag.wordpress.com/2014/02/14/pump-and-dump/

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take them all with you, johnny

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Bad robot art thread? I've posted this masterpiece before

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>>25716821
I did this the other day
I should really put some effort into learning how to draw instead of idly doing it while watching netflix

>>25713138
she lost interest because you gave her a f*cking kingdom hearts fanart made by a 12 year old in art class looking piece of garbage