Anyone else here /fucked/
>parents are both robots
>dad is bald and fat and always farting and burping everywhere he goes
>mom randomly snaps and treats everyone like shit and just spends all day yelling
>parents are incredibly poor
>have thin walls where you can hear and smell everything in the house
>1 bathroom between 3 people
>house is full of water damage and outdated dangerous shit
>my future is to be fat bald stupid crazy alone and poor
No one here has it worse than me. Try it.
The entire house is broken with like random pieces of wood covering shit and the carpets are all ripped up and there's no proper flooring and the carpet only covers 3/4 of the room and I can hear everything downstairs as if it's in the next room and my windows let in a shit load of cold and don't opeb
>claims parents are robots
>had a child, aka sex
Holy shit. I thought I had it bad.
>NEET since 7th grade.
>Parents are rich and are content with letting me be a housepet pretty much.
>Entire life revolves around multiiboxing on WoW and being a one man guild.
>Forced to live off of a $5k/wk allowance. :(
>24 years old
>mom 33, dad 39 when i was born
>upper middle class so we seem normal on the outside, no money problems ever
>mom is pretty emotionally distant, dad is huge asshole
>they are pretty robotic as well
>only time i have ever seen them "hang out" with people is one of my mom's coworkers she has known for like 20 years which they do like once every 5 years
>i have literally never seen my father once in my entire life hang out with a friend, coworker, anyone besides when i had friends in elementary school
>their nights are spent watching TV in separate rooms
>we don't even celebrate holidays
>basically everything we do ends up in a fight
oh and to top it off i'm an only child, so i was already likely socially fucked from the start and my parents just exacerbated it
Are you kidding me? $275k a year is nothing when you have to pay for nvidia machines and also buy all the monitors and such needed to run a one man server, and then I also have to eat, I barely have enough left over too feed myself (I go through a lot of queso dip because its so good) so plz don't judge me thanks
>compulsory military service in foreign country
>have to learn the language
>be only son
>dad was the only son
>grandpa was the only son
>same thing for last six generations
>need to get married and have a son or family tree ends with me
>language barrier so can't communicate with 90 percent of relatives
Damn, spot on same age and situation here. Cheers fellow '81'er.