Me and bf needed a condom and had to take one from his roommate,

Offer your roastie to cheer him up.
He prob masturbates to the sound of you having sex if he frequents /r9k/

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>>25712055
asd2/11

If you feel like you owe him or just pity him, then give him a hug when you see him.

Beyond that, there isn't much you can do. His life is an empty abyss devoid of affection. It's unlikely that will ever change.

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>>25712119
We always try to avoid messing around when he's home
3/11

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>winking emojis
>to a confirmed virgin

Looks like some normies are about to die.
Makes all of those reports on the news seem justified.
Good luck!

>>25712187
>>25712142
>>25712055
I have it hard to believe someone actually thinks like that. He's going to kill himself soon and you are making it worse.

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>>25712148
I haven't seen him in person yet but I had planned on a hug. If he isn't still pissed.

can't tell if this is real of not

OP if you are the one texting this guy you need to stop. you are provoking the next eliot rodger and besides it's fucking hurtful you psychopathic cunt.

if i were him i would target you and your bf first. i'd shoot him in the face and then rape you over his corpse.

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>>25712211
Bf says he's cool just having a bad week

5/11

>>25712356
Is this bait? This has to be fucking bait.

If this is real then please for all that's decent, leave him the fuck alone.

>inb4 "i just want to help"
Yeah, but you can't

>>25712277
Pretty sure he'd appreciate the hug regardless. Though he may not admit it.

Do you also frequent r9k op?

>>25712356
If real, leave him alone and stop going along with your boyfriends games to fuck with this guy.

This guy is such a crybaby it's embarrassing.

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>>25712423
Well what then? Is fucking this guy the only thing that can help?
6/11

>>25712356
I cringe, not just because of his fedora levels of "nice guy" but because I also used to say these things to pretty much any girl who'd talk to me.

>>25712500
lol "phantom" drew my dude you need to relax

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This guy thinks crying to some roastie will change something.
>mfw

this guy is going full autism to his roomates gf

does he have no self awareness?

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>>25712458
No. I've browsed a bit just to see what it is but I didn't feel very welcome here
7/11

>>25712549
I think he's just venting on the only person he can. He probably beleives that she won't tell her bf about this later.

You guys fall for this bait? This is a pasta thread. FUCK.

No seriously, this has been posted before.

>>25712500
That wouldn't help him either.
What you have to understand is that most of us are here by choice.
We could possibly function normally if we chose to.
But once you step out of the world for a bit it starts to look ugly.

That guy is kinda sad, and he is losing his mind.
But I can't really blame him.

If you actually are a real person op, then don't beat yourself up, there's nothing you can do.

>>25712612
Doesn't matter, this shit happens all the time and needs to be discussed.

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>>25712567

>I'm nothing but a phantom

If you barely know him this could be pretty scary, so I'm assuming you know him decently-moderately for him to just vent like this. lol

>>25712578
kek this is sad, she'll probably tell him and all her friends later, and make his life even worse

>>25712612
Was this on /b/? I don't remember it here

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>>25712578
I'm sure thats the case. I guess I can't help but want to try and do something. It's hard to just not do or say anything
8/11

fuck off roastie this is a private conversation and you're leaking it on the internet for what? fucking cunt

>>25712500
>Well what then? Is fucking this guy the only thing that can help?
You? Fucking him?
No. It would hurt him even more. What he needs is for some female to take interest in him. He's been beaten down his entire life and has such a low opinion of himself that he thinks he's worthless as a mate and as a friend, and I don't blame him when he's friends with people who deserve to hang like your BF.

You can't help him, you normie whore, so just leave him alone.

He needs to feel wanted; desired; he needs his feelings of ineptitude and worthlessness to be taken away, and the only way that can happen is if a female gives him the attention he so desperately craves. Real attention, real affection. Only then will his toxic attitude improve.

But you can't do this so PLeASE, IF YOU HAVE emPATHY, JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.

>from what luke says you're a nice guy
fucking end yourself, no guy wants to hear this fucking bullshit.

>>25712055
You can help him out by having sex with him!!!!
>'oh not that kind of help : )'

>>25712669
Seriously beta lords, hands up who's done what Drew is doing right now?
O/
He just needs someone who'll listen, you probably don't understand how he feels but he wants to try and tell you.
If you really want to help, keep listening to him, but for the love of god don't let him think, even for a second he has a shot with you.

>>25712728

And then to throw on some kissy faces too? shiieettt he probably got so triggered

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>>25712728
Is there anything worse than a girl saying you're a nice guy?

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>>25712649
Haven't told anybody and nobody that knows him will ever know.
9/11

His texts are painful to read. blaming everyone else for his lack of strength cut him loose don't even bother with this one. if he kill him self it would be weight lifted off man kind

>>25712786
I think at this point if you haven't caught on to the fact that he's trying to get you to dump the "oh so evil" luke and go out with the "misunderstood good guy" then you need to step back and think about things.

>>25712786
Stop texting him. He's embarrassing himself if you're a girl.

>>25712786
If he goes on this thread often, wouldn't he see this?

>>25712861
He's trying to set up luke as a bad guy and get a pity fuck out of his gf.

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>>25712765
I try not to ever lead anyone on unintentionally. I feel like there shouldn't be any confusion in the convo about that
10/11

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>>25712875

>if he sees this thread

>girl pays attention to me
>better sperg out

you're not helping as much as you're thinking, OP. the advice or support you're trying to send him or whatever just comes across as pity from someone who doesn't understand but keeps saying phrases that have lost any meaning due to overuse. you probably can't help him by being nice like that. i suppose you could try being honest but he'll probably just lash out against you and resent you and it'll cause problems for you and your bf. might be better off leaving him alone.

>>25712895

You're being very patient with him, which is probably something he's not used to at all. if you stacey out now he may go full elliot.

>>25712785
Not much, but I think "you're going to make some girl so happy one day" (or similar) is arguably worse

>>25712724
This guy gets it. That feeling of having been beaten down is awful. Lacking all self esteem is not something most people could ever understand. I've made so much progress in my life, but male sexual frustration hurts a lot, and I still have that pain going on. Luckily I have some good things to focus on. I work hard and don't blame others. But that pain is real, and your words are empty as all fuck. He's learning the hard way that actions speak louder than words. Maybe he'll come out stronger than most people with this understanding.

>>25712896
I don't think adjectives alone could describe the feelings of rage and betrayal he would feel.

>knows he frequents this board
>decides to post embarrassing pictures of him so now even his fellow robots look down on him
Nice job op. Sleep soundly knowing that you'll probably be the first target when he snaps

>>25712895
This guy sounds like a bitch but you realize your boyfriend is a fucking ass hole for making his GF text his sensitive virgin roommate at 3AM that you guys just fucked using his condom. Thats fucking low.

Fake, I recognize you OP. Step up your game

Why don't you become his romance coach like a romantic comedy, and eventually you'll come to see him as someone worthwhile and you'll kiss to 'I really want you' Carly Rae Jepson, end credits w/ blooper reel

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>>25712142
>I'm a gentleman

RUN!

>>25712055
>>25712142
>>25712187
>>25712277
>>25712356
>>25712500
>>25712567
>>25712669
>>25712786
>>25712895
Here's my breakdown of the conversation:

He is the most pathetic, dickless faggot I've ever seen. No woman in her right mind would find this whiny piece of shit attractive. Imagine having to listen to his self-pity for more than 10 minutes. Are you fucking kidding me? Enjoy a lifetime of virginity, kiddo.

The OP / girl in this convo is a sociopathic piece of shit. You don't care at all about this guy, you know that every text you send him twists the knife a little deeper. This has NOTHING to do with making him feel better, and everything to do with you screenshotting the convo to post on a message board. You're a cunt.

I hope your apartment catches fire and all 3 of you are trapped inside.

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>>25712911
With him being my SO's roommate it's not that simple to just leave him alone. Don't you think completely ignoring him when we see each other daily would be worse?
11/11

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>The state of the board is such that people even minutely believe this to be real

He sounds like a fag. You sound like a cunt and your bf sounds like a poof.

>>25713019
>Don't you think completely ignoring him when we see each other daily would be worse?
It would honestly be the best think you could do.

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>There are people on this board who can actually relate to Drew

>>25713019
Look, bitch, you need to realize that your BF is a sociopath and wants to torment this Drew guy. He is the archetypal Chad that shits on these "lesser" men. Your advice is useless to him, but the female attention he is getting is helping more than you might think.

Try to just let him vent, point out his good qualities, point out what he should improve on to make him attractive to YOUR FRIENDS/GIRLS YOU KNOW, BUT ~~~NOT YOU~~~ or he will latch onto you and never leave. Don't be a cunt about it, just say it nicely.

Finally, tell your piece of shit boyfriend to leave his "friends" alone. He knew exactly what would happen when he took that condom. You have to realize that your bf is a fucking scumbag.

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>>25713072
>Normies thinking they'll ever understand someone has deep and sophisticated as Drew

>>25713033
It doesn't have to be real, it doesn't matter if it is.
This is still a topic that we should discuss, sperging out to any woman who'll give you the attention is something many of us have done, and we need to know how and why to avoid it.

>Read through entire thing
>It's a gentleman-tier robot
>She doesn't even tease him hard about fucking his friend or using his condom

What a waste. I can't even jerk off.

>>25713019
that was an anticlimactic ending. thought something was gonna go down

>>25713176
Um experience it yourself or be old enough to learn it from other people's mistake (a very basic social skill) by the time they are 18

>>25712911
>girl pays attention to me
>better sperg out
if you're a true sperg with no life it's pointless either way. what normiefag-tier shit would you even have to say?

>>25712055
>rough time lately

no this shit is all the time

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>>25712055
Give him a blowjob
>implying this isn't a troll thread
Timestamp your tits or hand retard.

>>25713019
>completely ignoring him when we see each other daily

well, yeah, you probably don't want to do that. i just mean avoid getting involved when unnecessary. you should probably avoid people who browse r9k in general. do you think you can actually do anything for him?

it's possible you'll be a good influence on him but i'm pretty sure what's going to happen is he's going to develop feelings for you because you're nice to him. then, he's either going to resent you for picking luke instead of him and push you away or obsess over you and get creepy. judging by his texts, he's bitter and not very self aware, a pretty bad combination. the result is probably going to be a bunch of drama for you.

i could be wrong, though. i don't talk to people very much and i'm a defeatist.

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>>25712567
Kill yourself, then leave.

How old is he anyways?

>>25713331
probably a freshman in college

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>>25713019
No one believes you, please die and go troll somewhere else.

>>25713331
>>25713354
correct. we all are

I'm not even like this fucking robot. Fucking god damn it, I don't have anyone that I could text with like that. Oh fuck, fuck, I'm going to die alone.

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>Completely relating to Drew
>Besides the health problems it's like we're a mirror image

I was feeling particularly down tonight, but this snapped me right the fuck out of it. What an entitled asshole. Am I really like that myself? No wonder I can't make friends. I need to find some help. Goddamn. I don't want to be like this.

Fuck you, Drew. No one owes you shit for living a crappy life.

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>nothing was timestamped
>ppl respond serious
>hurr durr we need to have this conversation
>>25713429
>>25713463
>I'm not like the other robots
I can't shake my head hard enough family times.

hahaha wow hwat a nigger :)))

>>25712055
You fucking pulled this from reddit didn't you?

kill yourself nigger

I don't know who I hate more.
The guy is a supreme fedora but the girl is a condescending slut.

>>25713485
>>>25713429 (You)
>>>25713463
>>I'm not like the other robots
If you had a non-zero level of reading comprehension, you would realize how moronic this sounds.

>>25712055
get away from here

Has Drew messaged you since?

>>25712786
>the typical robot
>thinks of himself as a nice guy or gentleman
>where have all the good girls gone :(
Cringy as shit m8. One day you guys will swear off sex and just enjoy your life without human contact. Maybe you'll get friends. It's much better when you have no desire for women

>>25713072
I wish I had a reaction image folder and then I could have posted this :(

>>25713015
You the guy getting texted? Shit man, sorry that you've been put on display.

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>>25713569
Oh I'm sorry!
He's differentiating himself with a little self-doubt that he might be him.
Does that solve the problem that you're responding seriously to a shit b8 thread? No? Then please kill yourself.

>>25712055
This is bait, but if it wasnt, the only thing to do is go in there and fuck the lonely retard.

He'll remember it forever. It'll give him confidence and he'll realize that sex isn't a big deal and will maybe start talking to other girls.

>>25713042
No it isn't. If she wants to do that she might as well fuck off. My old roommate's gf did that. You don't know how annoying it is when someone is a guest in your house and they don't even engage in small talk or make eye contact with you. I'm glad I kicked them the fuck out now.

>>25713684
Sorry anon, Ive consumed to much vodka to really understand much of this whole fucking thread. All I got out was kill yourself so I will promptly tell you to kill yourslef. Not just you, but me as well because I don't have the guts to slice up my wrists like I used to.

>>25713721
And his oneitis will get 100x worse and sperg levels through the roof. You think this dude could handle casual sex? It would kill him.

>>25712319
>can't tell if this is real of not
Really? This isn't even bait. OP is just bored and messing around. He's doing a horrible job pretending to be a girl.

>>25713754
His sperge levels are already at 10 million %. He's never going to get laid, other than a charity fuck from some patronizing roastie fuckwit that thinks she understands his pain. May as well give it to him.

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>>25713741
You the writer anon? It was pretty good senpai.
>>25713770
And yet we're about to bust the 100 post nut

>>25713784
Yes a perfectly happy and normal girl should sacrifice herself for the lonely sperg who, according to you, will always be.
It's not just Drew it's a lot of robots here think they are entitled to everything

>wah wah wah no one wants me

yeah, no one wants a little bitch who cries about how no one wants him all the time. its embarassing how desperate this guy was trying to get pity from this girl.

>>25713382
>>25713324
>>25713181
>>25713127
Drew is a little shit "You know how many girls he's going to bring into that room to have sex with"

>>25713800
>You the writer anon? It was pretty good senpai.
I wish I was, it would be more interesting than drinking vodka since 11am this morning.

Maybe I should write erotic fan fiction in my next drunken session. I wonder what it will be about? Diaper fetishes? Star wars erotica? I really like Tina from bobs burgers, I think I'll fan fiction her because she's autistically cute and stuff.

>>25713819
I'm happily married my man. I just want to see sad lonely nerd get his dick wet with some roastie he'll end up murdering. Nothing wrong with that.

>HURR DURR IM A GENTLEMAN

holy shit what a fag

how old is he?

I was 22 until I lost my virginity and I thought I was depressed as fuck and lonely.

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>>25713854
Well fucking do it son.
>>25713851
Don't link me senpai, I don't need your nasty (you)s.
>>25713866
You're the fag.

>>25713878
you forgot your trip , faggot
senpai senpai

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>>25713908
I don't give a fuck you still know it's me, I'm not going to keep this shit on for every thread I post in.

enough with the fucking platitudes, OP
jesus christ

>>25713981
You are cancer incarnate.

>>25713019
nigga this shit was on reddit 2 days ago

christ, this kid sounds like an angsty 11 year old. what kind of a robot opens up to his roommates girlfriend. No. Dont open up to people irl. You keep it inside until you die no matter how much it hurts. You can discuss that shit on r9k, thats what its for. I made the mistake of opening up to my parents about something personal. Never again.

>>25714311
This desu. Real robots are more like Travis Bickle . They don't bitch and moan like this.

>>25713002
Are you the guy from this thread?
>>>>25711429

Is this bait? Stolen from reddit?

>>25712055
What the fuck is with these cringey emoticons? Jump off a cliff already, kthnx

>>25714298
where was it?

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>>25712055
>falling for this fake story

This cocktail of cringe, edge, and troll is just unbearable.

>>25713019
Why do you have his number if you haven't met him?

>>25712055
What the fuck nigga just stop telling him "jus be positive :3"
jesus christ had I been that robot I'd have already gotten much more pissed than this

>>25716665
7 hours in Google

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/40ipf9/my_friend_took_a_condom_from_his_roommate_and_my/

Why would a KV robot have condoms to begin with?

Second, who knows how old those are. For all you know OP the condom broke and you are about to get preggo kek

>all the newfags in this thread taking the bait.
This board really is dead.

>>25712187
>>25712142
>>25712055
lmao who the fuck actually tells that to random girls hahaha i just cry myself to sleep and that's it, what an arse, he will never get a girl like that tbqh

Incoming school shooting

Youre weird OP for even talking to this guy but he's batshit crazy. He's elliot tier un self aware.

>>25720689
Sorry we don't all have an encyclopedic knowledge of reddit

Anyone who uses semicolons is cringeworthy.

>>25721071
I'm talking about taking an obvious bait and giving the trolls the attention they want instead of just letting it die.