The fat fucks that got me into this site like ten years ago did nothing but play smash bros in the dorms all the time. Now they're complaining about never getting jobs and shit, you know, because instead of socializing in college they insisted we played smash bros all weekend. They thought I was weird and stupid for wanting to go out and party and meet girls, now they all complain that their STEM degrees didn't magically make girls appear after college to lap up this disposable income they have now.
DRINKING alone now too. Remember, >drinking is for f-f-f-faggots Anon! Why drink when I can play WoW, LoL and Smash Bros instead?! ...
Let this post be a word of caution for your younger robots.
>>25712431 >Everything felt too heavy Sm4sh is even worse for this, honestly. It has the advantage of having a roster that isn't completely broken in terms of balance like Brawl's (thank you patches), but with similar slow pace, lots of endlag and absolutely no tech skill it's no fun to play competitively at all. Brawl may have been boring, campy and defensive in the tourney scene but at least learning crazy shit like DACUS was fun. Sm4sh is just boring, campy and defensive full stop.
Still fun if you play it the way it was meant to be played, i.e. casually instead of minmaxing. In fact it's probably the best smash ever in terms of characters, interesting movesets, etc. Just a damn shame it couldn't be a little bit faster. Even before I started playing this series competitively I always preferred Melee to Brawl simply because its breakneck speed was inherently crazy and fun, even more so after you learn some tech to make it even faster.
>>25712698 Sorry to hear that. We've got some great tourneys down in Cincy. Melee and Sm4sh weeklies at an arcade with tons of setups, Melee weeklies at the local uni, big monthly tournaments at a game shop, etc. It's pretty /comfy/
>>25712623 >things that never happened so what you meant to say is, you tried to be a normie instead of hanging out with your bros and now they're rich STEM grads and you're a failed normie posting on /r9k/
>>25712623 >hur dur smashbros means you will never have a chance with a female ever again Just look at this girl playing Weston "Aderall" Dennis and you will be convinced otherwise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kAHHORLtpQ
>If not that then morbidly obese or skeletal white.
DIN DIN DIN DIN.
See, that's what I'm talking about. Smash Bros has a weird memeculture fanbase you want to be wary of it. The only black guys in our group played it too funny enough. Like the super practically white black guy and the athlete black guy.
And I did too. I just didn't want to do it every weekened. Thursday night, yeah sure. Friday night when I see a bunch of qt girls walking by the dorm and I ask them where they are going and may or may not be invited, that's when I don't want to play smash bros.
I don't really need to prove anything to you. I could just be a prick and upload photo evidence. But I'm not doxxing my friends.
And sure they have more money than me, but I've a least kissed girls and fooled around a little. Things they whining about never having. It's a weird trade off. I didn't care for the actual partying, just for the pussy.
Take it from me, after college girls become scarce. I'm just giving advice I wish I got. Maybe I associate it with bad and good memories.
The Smash 4 community is the most autistic competitive gaming community I've been around. At tournaments where multiple games are present you can tell who the Smash 4 players are and who the Melee players are.
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