Who /noDrinkingnoDrugs/ here?
You wouldn't believe how much people are triggered by this.
pot and alcohol and shitposting on r9k are the only things that make me smile
>no drugs (not even mary jane)
>no soft drinks
>no fast food
Pure and honest life, lads. Normies can't handle my childlike purity, they get enraged when they see what they once were.
I never understood this mentality, do you really enjoy life that much as it is? if so I'm very envious
it doesnt give you a high nor makes you drunk.
>You wouldn't believe how much people are triggered by this.
No one gives a shit, or at most is mildly surprised then goes back to not giving a shit.
No one is "triggered" by you not drinking.
Don't be a faggot about it like straight edgers. Fuck tons of people don't drink or do drugs myself included. It is nothing special.
The first week of college, I hadn't made any friends, so I went to a bonfire that was hosted by a Frat house to attract potential pledges. I visited and sat outside the fire for a little bit, staring into the flames with a mystical expression, occasionally answering questions from them to the best of my ability. When they realized that I had no ability to speak, they eventually left me alone. Eventually, the tour began and I went into the house. We saw all the rooms and the basement, and I was offered a cigar. I politely said, "No thank you." They asked if I was bothered by it. I said, "No, this is your house, I'm just a guest." They continued on, and then I got upstairs, where many women were scattered about. I got a little red in the face, but quickly got out of the way. Then I was offered a beer. I said, "No thanks." They looked at me like I was an alien, and asked again. I repeated and they were like..."alright" looking to themselves, wondering what was wrong with me. Eventually I got bored, so I went downstairs to the basement, where girls were beginning to dance. I sat on a couch and watched, wishing I could jack off. For the third time, I was offered a beer, and I declined. At that point, I realized I was wearing out my welcome, so I told them I was heading out. They said they would offer me a ride but they "wanted to start drinking already". I'm pretty certain if I had drank, I could have lost my V since the girls were starting to get drunk too, but instead, I walked back to my dorm.
this is a true story
I have never done drugs and the only alcohol I have ever had is godiva white liquer my dad got from his work for Christmas. It was good.
>tried a vape once, called the owner a faggot for using something so stupid
>got in a fight
>still can't get girls
I've never even tried alcohol/nicotine/any other drug
all these things are just varying degrees of socially acceptable coping mechanisms so people get triggered if you dont do them since to them it sounds like you're saying you're not as insecure as them
They treat you like a leper when you tell tell them you don't drink. I'm also a virgin by choice (I've had my chances), and I'm not afraid to admit it. This confuses people as well.
my ex wasn't adamantly against drug use and had an adderall, xanax, and some antiderpressant prescribed to her. we dated for 4 years and i can say with almost complete confidence that she didnt need any of these things
What do you think the pleasure is? It's chemicals in your brain you fucking retard, just like drugs. You think feeling that good when you come is some sort of magic? It's chemicals, which you trigger, by yanking your cock. If it's not a drug I dare you to try no fap, see how easy it is to not jerk off next time you get horny.
If chemicals in your brain is drugs, then fucking everything is drugs, you stupid piece of shit.
Your post right now is fucking drugs.
Fuck you, you are so god damn inane, I hope you OD on this post and go into a fucking coma.
closest thing i've done to doing drugs is smoking coffee 2-3 times, does that count?
>chemicals are drugs so everything is a drug
You are literally so stupid how do you remember to breathe?
I dont do drugs or drink coffee. I dont drink alcohol regularly either. Every couple months I would go out to a party or bar and get hammered bu the regularity of that has decreased. Last week I got so fucking drunk and woke up feeling like shit and I realised that it was not worth it at all. The money, the sickness, the embarrassment, the inability to talk to girls because your too drunk, none of it is good. So I probably wont drink again.
Its a shame that alcohol is so engrained into the culture here (Australia)
>playing with your body is the same as inhaling/ingesting foreign chemicals
>putting in effort to even make this
talk about triggered
You're missing the point and being an assblasted drugfag. He's saying that him and others like him don't need a chemical crutch to get by from day to day, or, as in my case, they just don't enjoy it as much as you and others do