Who /noDrinkingnoDrugs/ here? You wouldn't believe how much

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reporting in here familia

probably just as bad as weed lmaos

>>25707179
caffeine is a drug, you stupid frogposter

Who needs drugs and alcohol when you have tendies and mountain dew?

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>>25707258
I got water in it

>>25707258
>implying it's coffee

fucking amerifats lol

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pot and alcohol and shitposting on r9k are the only things that make me smile

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>no alcohol
>no drugs (not even mary jane)
>no cigarettes
>no coffee
>no soft drinks
>no fast food
>no candy
Pure and honest life, lads. Normies can't handle my childlike purity, they get enraged when they see what they once were.

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>>25707141
why though

I never understood this mentality, do you really enjoy life that much as it is? if so I'm very envious

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>>25707371
this is all you need breh

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pure as the driven snow

wew original

>>25707467
This showed up in the last meal thread a few days ago too.

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>>25707258
it doesnt give you a high nor makes you drunk.

>>25707772
it still affects the way your body functions
isn't that what a drug is, anon?

>>25707141
>You wouldn't believe how much people are triggered by this.
No one gives a shit, or at most is mildly surprised then goes back to not giving a shit.
No one is "triggered" by you not drinking.
Don't be a faggot about it like straight edgers. Fuck tons of people don't drink or do drugs myself included. It is nothing special.

>>25708676
>it still affects the way your body functions
>isn't that what a drug is,
By that definition all food is also drugs.

>>25707281
most people over 14yo

>>25708794
You'd be surprised senpai. Plenty of normalfags are surprised. Then they try to push you into doing drugs

I quit a while ago. Still want to kill myself, though.

The first week of college, I hadn't made any friends, so I went to a bonfire that was hosted by a Frat house to attract potential pledges. I visited and sat outside the fire for a little bit, staring into the flames with a mystical expression, occasionally answering questions from them to the best of my ability. When they realized that I had no ability to speak, they eventually left me alone. Eventually, the tour began and I went into the house. We saw all the rooms and the basement, and I was offered a cigar. I politely said, "No thank you." They asked if I was bothered by it. I said, "No, this is your house, I'm just a guest." They continued on, and then I got upstairs, where many women were scattered about. I got a little red in the face, but quickly got out of the way. Then I was offered a beer. I said, "No thanks." They looked at me like I was an alien, and asked again. I repeated and they were like..."alright" looking to themselves, wondering what was wrong with me. Eventually I got bored, so I went downstairs to the basement, where girls were beginning to dance. I sat on a couch and watched, wishing I could jack off. For the third time, I was offered a beer, and I declined. At that point, I realized I was wearing out my welcome, so I told them I was heading out. They said they would offer me a ride but they "wanted to start drinking already". I'm pretty certain if I had drank, I could have lost my V since the girls were starting to get drunk too, but instead, I walked back to my dorm.

this is a true story
I have never done drugs and the only alcohol I have ever had is godiva white liquer my dad got from his work for Christmas. It was good.

Asides from caffeine, and over the counter shit, yes.

If I had the money though, I would drink myself into oblivion every day.

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>>25707141
>no drugs
>no alcohol
>never smoked
>tried a vape once, called the owner a faggot for using something so stupid
>got in a fight
>won
>eat healthy
>work out
>still can't get girls

No drink or drugs, math iz all that makes me happy, can't math when drinks and drugs.

I've never even tried alcohol/nicotine/any other drug

all these things are just varying degrees of socially acceptable coping mechanisms so people get triggered if you dont do them since to them it sounds like you're saying you're not as insecure as them

>>25707141
They treat you like a leper when you tell tell them you don't drink. I'm also a virgin by choice (I've had my chances), and I'm not afraid to admit it. This confuses people as well.

>>25707141

Right here brother! You're so right, people lose their fucking minds and get so offended when you tell them you don't put junk in your body like they do.

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>straight edge

original comment gook moot

>>25707772
If you don't feel stim effects from caffeine you're doing it wrong.

>>25712156
masturbation is not a drug, smdh desu senpai

>>25710087
>still can't get girls

How's dat der pure clean living working out for ya hun?

>>25712156

my ex wasn't adamantly against drug use and had an adderall, xanax, and some antiderpressant prescribed to her. we dated for 4 years and i can say with almost complete confidence that she didnt need any of these things

>>25712207
What do you think the pleasure is? It's chemicals in your brain you fucking retard, just like drugs. You think feeling that good when you come is some sort of magic? It's chemicals, which you trigger, by yanking your cock. If it's not a drug I dare you to try no fap, see how easy it is to not jerk off next time you get horny.

>>25711418
>admitting youre a virgin

WEWLAD

>>25712306
If chemicals in your brain is drugs, then fucking everything is drugs, you stupid piece of shit.
Your post right now is fucking drugs.
Fuck you, you are so god damn inane, I hope you OD on this post and go into a fucking coma.

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>>25707141
closest thing i've done to doing drugs is smoking coffee 2-3 times, does that count?

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>>25712344
>chemicals are drugs so everything is a drug
You are literally so stupid how do you remember to breathe?

>>25712323
There's literally nothing wrong with that. If I ever get married, I want her to be a virgin (intact hymen). I hold myself to the same standard.

>>25712406
Almost anything produces a stimulus in your brain, spurring chemical reactions, just kill yourself.

thread for non-fags
>>25712403

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I dont do drugs or drink coffee. I dont drink alcohol regularly either. Every couple months I would go out to a party or bar and get hammered bu the regularity of that has decreased. Last week I got so fucking drunk and woke up feeling like shit and I realised that it was not worth it at all. The money, the sickness, the embarrassment, the inability to talk to girls because your too drunk, none of it is good. So I probably wont drink again.
Its a shame that alcohol is so engrained into the culture here (Australia)

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>>25712306
>playing with your body is the same as inhaling/ingesting foreign chemicals

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>>25712156
>putting in effort to even make this
talk about triggered

>>25709913
Drink some drink and smoke some dank mein nigger

>>25707141
reporting in

i drink half-caff coffee, too.

i don't know why people get triggered by not being a degenerate.

>>25707141
I only drink on new years eve, does that count?

I drink coffee but I am trying to give up. It's wagie fuel, pure and simple. My previous part time job employer fucking gave it to employees for free.

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>>25708676
You're missing the point and being an assblasted drugfag. He's saying that him and others like him don't need a chemical crutch to get by from day to day, or, as in my case, they just don't enjoy it as much as you and others do

>>25708828
Holy shit. Owned.