I caved. I'm gonna hire an escort for the first time. I've never done this so is there anything I should or shouldn't do?
Pic related it's her
How would I get fucked in the ass?
Actually might go with this girl instead
>Check reviews (there have to be site in your vicinity for the escort reviews, it always is).
>Take only specified amount of money, leave your whole wallet home. If you have any expensive phone or other electronics, leave them as well. Take something little extra for a snack. If you have to take some IDs with you, always keep them on yourself - take your clothes to the shower room, if required.
>Buy her something nice. Not expensive at all, only symbolic. Chocolate or some other sweet shit, flower. Something. It sounds really pathethic, but if you can sell it, it can bring some GFE shit into the otherwise purely professional play.
>Wrap it up. Always. Wrap. It. Up.
>Don't go down on her you disgusting fagget.
>Above all, act friendly and normal, just be human.
I would probably make some more, if needed.
How the fuck do you pick the fake from real? I mean it's obvious the amazing qt azns with huge tits are fake, but other than that?
Tbh they all seem like they're set up by big black guys that are gonna rob me at gunpoint the moment I see the girl.
Reverse image search.
Well anon, you never know how much flying hours that princess has on her board. I am frequenting escorts for a two years now, never had any issues - I never got down on them, always wrapping it. There is only one exception and that is a girl I frequent for nearly a year - sometimes not wrapping it. It's your health, senpai.
Anyways, if you are Murrican, I would probably try some massage parlors first. Getting a fine massage and a handie can be nice lesson before you jump into the full whore experience.
The massage places are all real but the pictures never are but that doesn't mean there aren't cute girls and every few weeks or months they bring in new ones
For the escorts the easiest thing is of the ad says no blacks and no texting, that means she's real
Also google numbers and reverse image search pictures and look for reviews
>tfw escorts are your only hope but you can't feel anything at all with a condom
>look at escorts
>find a hot older one
>calls herself a cougar
>"sorry i only see gentlemen 40 and older"
>find only escort into domination in my bumfuck no where area
>Oh yeah, the only dom I do is financial domination. You better have a big, fat, wallet to please me.
>hang up immediately
do normies get off to this shit or something
literally kill me
> be us
> find hottest escort and only 60hh too
> So tight that the condom peels off
> She lets it slide
> Have done bareback with escorts since
> Have made out with escorts including said.
> No sti.
>Oh yeah, the only dom I do is financial domination. You better have a big, fat, wallet to please me
Holy shit, is this actually a thing?
> wait 30 years
> really hot girl
> "sorry no old men lol"
>Make sure she doesn't have a limit on the number of times you can come, and check before for any extra charges.
>Also be cautious, if you see any shady dudes just bail, I got jumped by three Romanians one time and they took all my hooker money (there never was an escort it turned out), and have other times where fucking skinheads gave me trouble.
>Perhaps carry a tool, a blackjack or some knuckles, or a gun if your country allows.
>Also if she's more than 150 quid or that equivalent then it's not worth. Dumb bitches always trying to rep as some kind of limited edition item, but slags are slags, just fuck em.
Guys what are the chances this one's a cop, I might call her after work