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I caved. I'm gonna hire an escort for the first time. I've never done this so is there anything I should or shouldn't do?
Pic related it's her
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>>25704914
Make sure you don't end up being the one getting fucked in the ass. It happens frequently especially if they know you're weak and inexperienced,
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Terrible choice, what other girls work in the area
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>>25704951
How would I get fucked in the ass?
Actually might go with this girl instead
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>>25704978
>>25704914

How the fuck is your choice between gross manface tranny and average QT korean?
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>>25705015
I like gross
It turns me on
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>>25704978
That's a fake, I've seen the same picture used for asian massage places and they always use fakes
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>>25705050
Damn, that's a bummer
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>>25704914
just the basics op
don't be a faggot
and wrap it up.
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>>25704914
WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM OR YOU WILL DIE
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Not OP but I have to ask.

Is it a good idea to lick an escort's butt?
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>>25705080
Link your local back page, I'll pick a good one
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>>25705140
http://santamaria.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

Not many to choose from
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>>25705130
Probably not, but I'd do it
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>>25704914
>Check reviews (there have to be site in your vicinity for the escort reviews, it always is).
>Take only specified amount of money, leave your whole wallet home. If you have any expensive phone or other electronics, leave them as well. Take something little extra for a snack. If you have to take some IDs with you, always keep them on yourself - take your clothes to the shower room, if required.
>Buy her something nice. Not expensive at all, only symbolic. Chocolate or some other sweet shit, flower. Something. It sounds really pathethic, but if you can sell it, it can bring some GFE shit into the otherwise purely professional play.
>Wrap it up. Always. Wrap. It. Up.
>Don't go down on her you disgusting fagget.
>Above all, act friendly and normal, just be human.

I would probably make some more, if needed.
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>>25705183
You weren't kidding, I thought abq was bad
You might want to try one of those massage places, if you don't like the look of the girls just leave
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How the fuck do you pick the fake from real? I mean it's obvious the amazing qt azns with huge tits are fake, but other than that?
Tbh they all seem like they're set up by big black guys that are gonna rob me at gunpoint the moment I see the girl.
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>>25705309
how can you tell which are real?
>>25705321
>>25705321
this is my concern
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>>25705217
Thanks
Idk about not going down on her and wearing a condom though, seems boring that way
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>>25705321
Reverse image search.

>>25705367
Well anon, you never know how much flying hours that princess has on her board. I am frequenting escorts for a two years now, never had any issues - I never got down on them, always wrapping it. There is only one exception and that is a girl I frequent for nearly a year - sometimes not wrapping it. It's your health, senpai.

Anyways, if you are Murrican, I would probably try some massage parlors first. Getting a fine massage and a handie can be nice lesson before you jump into the full whore experience.
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>>25704914
she looks fine, tell her to not wear as much make up and ask if she has a bikini thats too small
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>>25704978
like this family, watch out for the benis
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>>25705338
The massage places are all real but the pictures never are but that doesn't mean there aren't cute girls and every few weeks or months they bring in new ones

For the escorts the easiest thing is of the ad says no blacks and no texting, that means she's real

Also google numbers and reverse image search pictures and look for reviews
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>tfw escorts are your only hope but you can't feel anything at all with a condom
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>look at escorts
>hottest one you find is a total milf
>NO YOUNG PUPS
>MUST BE 48 AND OLDER
kill me
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OP I have bad news, your girl is fake
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>>25704951
>>25705516
>implying I'm not a sub/masochist
>implying this isn't exactly what I want
where can I find a tranny dom to rape me?
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>>25705715
enjoy your aids faggotron
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>gyaru fetish
>see this
Fuuuuck, I wish these bitches weren't so fuckin trashy
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>>25704914

What city you in OP? Find an escort review board or you could run into some serious problems.
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>>25705645
>look at escorts
>find a hot older one
>calls herself a cougar
>"sorry i only see gentlemen 40 and older"
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>>25705714
Which one? The first one I posted?
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>find only escort into domination in my bumfuck no where area
>Oh yeah, the only dom I do is financial domination. You better have a big, fat, wallet to please me.
>hang up immediately
do normies get off to this shit or something
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>>25705747
What's Anthony Fantano doing here?
Backstory needed.
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>>25705761
Santa Maria California
I don't think there is an escort review site for this town
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>>25705770
>http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/well-reviewed-milfloves-kissing-search-email-for-reviews-tuesday-incall-special-till-7pm/11117832
>http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/well-reviewed-milfloves-kissing-search-email-for-reviews-tuesday-incall-special-till-7pm/11117832
literally kill me
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>>25705787
Yeah, multiple ads with the same number but different pictures
If you are set on hiring a girl you'll need to look in a different city or just wait and keep checking ads
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>>25705801
An Australian news program mistaked Chris Mercer, a school shooter from 4chan, with Anthony Fantano, and plastered fantano's face all over their site and everything
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> be us
> find hottest escort and only 60hh too
> So tight that the condom peels off
> She lets it slide
> Have done bareback with escorts since
> Have made out with escorts including said.
> No sti.
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>>25705884
Merci beaucoup.
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>>25705793
>Oh yeah, the only dom I do is financial domination. You better have a big, fat, wallet to please me
Holy shit, is this actually a thing?
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>>25705869
Damn. I'll probably just find one in the next town over, they'll probably have more options since it's a richer town. Problem is I don't have a car atm.
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>>25704914
How much are you paying for her?
she's gorgeous
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>>25705884
What board did he post on?
There a screen cap of the thread?
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>>25705926
i actually do findom stuff, but i do a lot of other domination things as well. some guys just have money and get off to giving it away
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>>25705965
An anon said she's fake so probably not going with her
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>>25705840
Damn, that'd be so hot to fuck a woman that old and sexy. She's a flat ass though so don't feel too bad.
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>>25705645
>>25705770

> wait 30 years
> really hot girl
> "sorry no old men lol"
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>>25704914

>Make sure she doesn't have a limit on the number of times you can come, and check before for any extra charges.

>Also be cautious, if you see any shady dudes just bail, I got jumped by three Romanians one time and they took all my hooker money (there never was an escort it turned out), and have other times where fucking skinheads gave me trouble.

>Perhaps carry a tool, a blackjack or some knuckles, or a gun if your country allows.

>Also if she's more than 150 quid or that equivalent then it's not worth. Dumb bitches always trying to rep as some kind of limited edition item, but slags are slags, just fuck em.
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Guys what are the chances this one's a cop, I might call her after work
http://albuquerque.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/after-work-special-realknock-out-blonde-dont-miss-out-ultimate-girl-next-door/6023576
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>>25706242

Escorts are legal m8, so it won't be a sting
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>>25706242
She's legit. Go and hit that, Anon.
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>>25706392
kekekek

>>25706242
Please don't take that dude's advice. Unless you want to spend the night in jail.
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