Hey son, I think we need to have a talk about your living arrangements...
"Are you kicking me out again? No it's fine, I understand"
"Hi mum, can I come live with you? Dad kicked me out again. What, why'd he kick me out..? He uhhh, can't afford to keep me anymore. Yes I have been trying to get a job, it's just really hard with no experience and no qualifications. Alright thanks mum, I'll be over soon. I love you"
Repeat this in reverse in about 6-10 months.
Oh yes, I know where this is going.
What, you're not okay with me having moved out? The fuck are you doing here anyway? And do you have revitiligo like Uncle Ruckus?
>mfw I'm actually new daddy. My gfs son is turning into a robot. He shits himself and she just says he has a weak bowel or something. He also reeee's he's only 7 but he'll be a fine robot one day.
>90 percent white
White anons actually believe this. Sorry we already made you the minority on r9k too.
Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?! I'm calling the cops!