I'm planning it and I need to know as much as possible.
Tips on hanging also?
I made a small list with my preferred suicide methods:
Pro: Painless, fast
Contra: In case of survival, you become a drooling, plant
Pro: Rather quick, no lasting damage in case of survival
Pro: Relatively safe, relatively quick (about 30 seconds until you loose conciousness)
>Jump from a big height
Pro: Painless, quick, guaranteed death
Contra: You become a pile of mush and attract attention from normiescums etc.
I want to die in a remote place, so my top pick is the rope.
> Inb4 exit bag
Stop memeing, kiddo.
GOAT suicide incoming OP
>acquire weighted vest
>sail to the middle of a body of water
>stand on edge of boat wearing weighted vest
>trustfall towards water
>shoot face while falling
>weighted vest sends you to deep water
If the gun fails the water has your back. Zero chance of survival or becoming a veggie. Thanks me later.
It's MY preferred methods,famalam. It was hard enough getting my hands on a handgun. And yeah, shotgun would demolish your face and I want at least die with some dignity. Thy why I also won't choose the train or high buildings.
I'd never consider suicde personaly. I'd survive even if I had to eat my own shit daily.
But if I would want to do it, I'd go on a basejumpercliff, on top I'd wait for the sun to set while consumeing a shitton of LSD, I'd put on a nice tune and I'd just jump. Fly a few seconds, enjoy the view and then splat into oblivion. Maybe noone would see me so I could decompose in a natural way.
protip: Don't jump infront of a train. You'll ruin every passangers day, plus the driver will probably suffer from depression and trauma
Practice tying knots. If you don't tie it properly or tight enough you'll either be in sheer pain for a really long time or pass out and wake up in a compromising position.
Also you might be too heavy to hang so do your research
> Buy a dozen helium balloons and a revolver.
> Knot the balloon strings into the revolver and shoot yourself.
> No bullet casing because it's a revolver, no gun.
> The perfect crime.
As much as I hate normiescum I agree. They certainly don't want to see my corpse, but more importantly I don't want them to see it. Some of them will take out their fucking smartphones and take pictures, which go on some social media sites, fuck that. The only person's day I'll fuck up is the one that finds me.
So I want to end it, no memes, but I'm scared I'll end up like a fucking fruit or something, can you tell me exactly where to shoot so I get instakill?
I remember thread on /suicide/ about this, you need to shoot the part of your brain that controlls breathing and heart (don't know english term), so you need to put the gun in your mouth and shoot up.
does this honestly work? not op but I honestly want to end my life before January is over. I'd like to go gracefully, more then likely my younger brother will find me and I don't want to be splattered, also anyway to take care of shitting and pissing before you die?
No, don't underrstimate your resistance. You may use a really bad amout of heroin so it won't kill you but pernamebtly damage you.
Another thing is that drugs make you feel good, so you might change your mind halfway through and call for help, worst case scenario, when the damage has been done.
I tried similar thing with meth, i had 2 grams ready. At the time i was completely numb, i was certain i'd do it. After snorting like 1 gram i went batshit crazy, trashed my room and beat up some guy (4 broken ribs, brain damage, never caught tho).
Drugs od generally just isn't a good idea
How do you know exactly how many ribs you broke him?
No, read >>25704049 you might get some shitty heroin and not die, or you might something that isn't even heroin and not die either
You could try heroin while trying to kill yourself using a more reliable method, at least it won't hurt that way
Local newspaper wrote about it, they described me as mentally ubstable, aggresive and extremely dangerous. I kinda feel bad, but the memory of me beating the living shit out of him without holding back or responsibility feels good.
10/10 stress reliever
I wouldn't expect any less from a psychotic break from meth, I don't think they could've charged you with anything under those circumstances other than drug related stuff
can you greentext the whole experience?
>trying to OD on meth, 1 gram snorted/in my veins
>start hearing whispers, see shadows, something crawling on my back
>start chasing shadows, trying to hit them, but all my effort is vain
>suddenly I'm full of rage, hatred. I've never felt any feeling as strong
>feel like my rage alone could bring this world to ashes
>pick up furniture (i was super strong, tossed tables across room)
>punch a bunch of holes into wall
>run out, start screaming
>23 y/o dude is across the street, run after him
>catch up in no time, smash him down, lie on him
>each and every one of my hits was meant to kill him, to murder him in the most brutal fashion
>my second punch knocked hin out
>keep beating his head, hear spine crackling
>head keeps going left and right, hate it
>decide to punch his torso
>i hear cracking bones, his skin changing color
>after about 8 minutes of nonspot beating my rage is gone
>i knew what i've done, didn't give a fuck
>go back to my room, get gum and some water
The aftereffects were fucking hell. My entire body was in pain, i kept vomiting without anything in my stomach, i was starving but i couldn't eat anything. In two days i read about it in newspaper
That's...uhm...well that's...something, anon.
I dunno, i surpassed all my physical limits, my muscles worked as hard as they could. When i crashed, I could barely stand, every single one of my mzscles hurt
Why would it be impossible? I looke it up, lethal dose for me should me around 1,6 grams