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You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of girls
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are female.
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Haha loner
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>>25702023

Lvl 34 wiz checking in, cheers!
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23 yo kissless robot checking in
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>>25702328
I am your apprentice
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>>25702023
Man, this world sure is fucked. Didn't even held a girl's hand, neither had fucking eye contact. Damn.
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>>25702023
Jesus christ you fucking nigger you made me realise I haven't even had prolonged eye contact with a girl. I mean I've had eye contact during regular conversation, but nothing that I wouldn't have with dudes.

Have had meaningful conversations I guess, but one was an attention whore who'd never fuck me and the other was a lesbian girl (I knew beforehand).
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Lvl 20

2/3 way there.
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>>25702023
Who is that qt pie?
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Bump.

Originality pls.
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wew level 25
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Many of those are redundant. If the former applies, you're already also rules out by the latter

If you're female, you sure
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl

And if you kissed a girl you had sexual contact
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>>25704798
I don't know what your parents taught you, but sex has *not* occurred the minute your lips touch. As for the rest of them, none are redundant. For instance, I could have had a female friend without making prolonged eye contact with her, as I've never made eye contact with any of my male friends. I could have fucked a girl without having a meaningful discussion. I could even have fucked a girl or had one as a friend without enjoying her company.

btfo
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I only kissed whores, can i post?
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>>25704933
I'm not sure if you're bad at listening of bad at logic, but I never said that e.g. fucking a girl implies enjoying her company. I've given concrete examples of redundancy. E.g. one could have left
>being a female
out of the list, because they will always either have held a girls hand or had long eye contact with one. Otherwise they lived on an island and talked to nobody.

And kissing is sexual contact, op didn't say
>have sex
he said, quote
>had a sexual encounter with a girl

8/10 for making me reply
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I'm so afraid that I will be alone forever. I just want to be able to tell a girl how good she looks. How much I care about her. I want to be able to love someone. That's all I want. I don't want to be alone. Please.
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>>25705032
To you're entire first point, that's why I included "OR are a female" as a female might feel that she is exempt from the list by way of her gender for the reasons you stated. You know how they are.

>kissing is sexual contact
Only in a sexual context. It may also be used as a greeting or farewell. A peck on the cheek can hardly be construed as sexual.
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>>25705097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_99XJqIs4
This man has a wife.
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>>25705097
I wish I still wanted that, anon. It gave me hope. I hope you find someone, or at leats hold onto that wish.
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>>25704990
I wouldn't think so.
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>>25702023
Who is this cute girl?
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>>25702023
>had a meaningful discussion
>with anyone
>ever
>in 19 years

I won't even say I just "think" this never happened to me. I'm fucking sure this never happened to me, ever.
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By discussions and eye contact, I assume you mean the flirtatious kind, because it's kind of hard to have never talked to a girl growing up ffs.
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>>25702023
>kissed a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
I was 6, she was too, and she played house with me and got me to go down on her before she gave me oral, does that still count? I didn't even get hard.
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>tfw stutterer
>"H.......H...H-H-H-Hey"
>her face when
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>>25707810
>lost virginity at 6
>posting on /r9k/

pick one
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>>25707861
That's not fair I haven't had sexual contact since and I didn't understand it when it was happening.
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>>25707903
you can post, that doesn't even count.
I on the other hand don't even know what I'm doing on r9k
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>>25707854
>Her face when I'm within a three mile radius of her
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
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>>25702328
lvl 18 approved wizard joining in

I hope to rank up to grand wizard one day.
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>>25703662

is this thread bait?
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>>25702023
>>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
yes
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
yes
>>had a sexual encounter with a girl
no
>>enjoyed the company of girls
yes
>>had a female friend
i dont know we are really friends
>>held a girl's hand
no
>>kissed a girl
no

OP some of this questions are bullshit i have the right to be hear just for not kissing a girl is impossible to never make eye contact with a woman or have a discussion
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>>25703604
>tfw you will never experience anything like this

It's cold. It's really, really cold.
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>>25708481
Does it count if you kissed your cousin when you were young?
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>>25708508
i dont know ask OP not me
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>>25707757
>impossible to have never talked to a girl
>>25708481
impossible to never make eye contact with a girl

You are incorrect.
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>>25702023
hey OP you fgt
does this count

>>25708508
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>>25708607
How unless one time in your you must make a contact with a women please some robot can tell if he spend his entire life time without making eye contact with a woman
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>>25702023
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
Once
>>had a sexual encounter with a girl
hopefully soon
>>enjoyed the company of girls
? that's gay fuck off
>>had a female friend
i have friends but they are not that close more like the "yeah i know her" type
>>held a girl's hand
no
>>kissed a girl
Cheek kissing only (greeting).


New semester starts next week. Hopefully i get my first gf by valentine's
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>>25709030
>enjoying a girls company
>gay
why do you want to have sex if you won't enjoy it?
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>>25702023
Nobody can't be this of a loser, please tell me you are baiting.
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>>25708508
>>25708654
why do you care so much that you had to post twice?
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>>25707903
Was bragging not enough? Fucking normalfags, I swear to fucking god.
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>>25702023
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl

It's overrated, OP.
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Is it weird that I kind of want to get a gf/have sex, but think actually having a gf would suck? I don't want to get a 'real' gf because women are boring, and I don't want to just fuck some slut because I'd probably cum after five seconds.
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>>25709250
My problem's similar, except I consider myself to be the boring one, not women.

I basically just want something I can cuddle and have sex with on demand.
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>>25709301
Me too, friend. I just want a girl to be nice to me and sometimes cuddle/have sex with.
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>>25709250
Same bro. I don't even want a gf. I like being alone and most people just end up boring me. I just wanna fug, and I would have to if I had a bigger dick.

Forever micro
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>>25709135
i am, fuck off notmalshit
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I just want someone to sleep with, in the literal sense.
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Why am I not allowed? I got lucky once now I'm going to die alone
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>>25709744
If it happened once, it can happen again.
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>>25709757
>getting struck by lightning twice
You guys are lucky. Knowing what you're missing makes it much worse
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>>25709794
this is ebin bait guaranteed to trigger robots

[TRIGGER WARNING]
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>>25709848
too late. already triggered
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>>25702023
Please stop posting hideous women 3DPD on my board
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