>"and now we'll go around the class one by one so everyone gets a chance to introduce themselves."
If your heart isn't beating faster than a race horse, your ass isn't getting sweaty, your hands not cold, and your voice not shaking, you need to go back to reddit.
I used to get really nervous when answering questions and shit in class.
Then I turned into an ultra depressed edgelord by 16 which somehow made me more confident because I didn't care what people thought
i literally just leave class when they do this then come back once it's over
the funny thing is i'm at the point where i can do it without getting nervous but i still don't like it
seriously, what am i supposed to say to appear nice/fun/friendly/whatever?
>hi im anon and im awesome
self-centered delusional idiot
>hi im anon and i enjoy maths and physics
>hi im anon my hobby is football and partying
the last one is pretty good though, unless it's coming out of a robot's mouth
im not autistic you idiot
i just don't know how to make good first impression. whenever someone introduces as awesome i'm certain that he's actually not, but maybe normies are dumber...
I just go fill sperg, say I like video games and anime and stutter all the whole thing, anyone who speaks with me is gonna find out anyway so why try to hide it. This way normies generally don't even try to talk with me unless they have to.
I had to do this so often growing up, I still hate it but am capable of seeming calm while doing it. My asshole parents wanted to move all the time so i had so many different schools, and some of them made me stand at the front on my own and be the only person introducing themselves since everyone else knew each other already.
I usually just say what my favourite film or something is. If your favourite film is something weird and you dont want to seem weird, just say something normies love, like Avengers or any of the marvel ones i guess. Maybe your favourite lesson, if youve moved say where youre from. shit like that
I remember this shit
>I'm anon and I fucking hate you all
Nah, never did it but I wanted to for the most part I was good as long as I wasn't the first one, by the time it was my turn there was some kind of template to follow
i never know wat to say all my interests are autistic and i get too nervous to make some thing up
>hi uh m-muh name is a-anon and I uh like uh to internet
>students obviously get intense anxiety when forced to stand up in front of the class and introduce their self
>presumably happens every class the professor teaches every semester
>doesn't give a shit and makes everyone d it anyway
what kind of sadistic piece of shit doesnt care about the obvious anxiety experienced by several students when forced to do this
Just tell them you enjoy watching youtube, and browsing 9gag and reddit.
I did the Haruhi introduction on HS, still have a little panic attack every time I remember.
>"From School XX, Anon Robot. I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, sliders, or espers here, come join me. That is all!"
>everyone looked at me like a was a retard, while I tried to keep my spaghetti and sound serious
>next day i didnt go the school, and from then on, i tried to think it never happened
I thought it was a good idea, the day before I watched the scene several times to memorize and even did it in front of the mirror.
Just because someone doesn't have social anxiety does not mean they belong on reddit.
I do however have actual autism so...
however it is much different from social anxiety, and I have no problem with public speaking. I just am socially retarded when it comes to interpersonal stuff.
>watched the scene several times to memorize and even did it in front of the mirror.
this happened irl
>ugly smart dude tells his life story of all his achievements
>everyone just nods or tries to forget about how awkward it was as soon as possible
>hot dumb guy pretends to be shy and just says
>hi i'm [chad] (literally all he says)
>women go apeshit with aaawww and giggling and getting all excited and shit
>THATS ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY CHAD? REALLY?
>gets swarmed by chicks afterwards
>is now literally the most popular dude in class
>i can talk at people, i just can't talk to people
cruel twist of fate, iktfb
This question doesn't even phase the school shooter types, they're usually so autistic and oblivious that they'll say whatever weird thing
This question exists to fuck with people like us, not the school shooters but just the boring forgettable anxious kids with nothing to say
>watch some guy sit on a traffic cone and engulf it with his ass on some camwhore website
>some dude asks "do you randomly shit yourself as you're walking around?"
i don't remember why but i always laugh when i remember that
>"umm h..hello.. I'm Ellie.. I um.. I... yeah ok.." *sits back down, looking at shoes and taps fingers nervously on desk*
No one actually want to hear people's life story anon. Literally everyone hates introducing themselvefs, and literally everyone hates having their time wasting listening to other people talk about shit they wont remember.
Go up, maybe crack a self aware joke and sit down. Less awkward for you, less frustrating for them. Everyone involved comes out with a positive impression.
Just about everyone gets nervous at these things. I'm in the military and even the commander said "now all the new people get to come up and be embarrassed introducing themselves."
It's done for the benefit of the people who have been there before. They get learn about the new guy while looking back and thinking "Damn I remember how awkward that shit was. Shit sucked for me to. I should help this guy along."
H-Hey everyone, hahaahaha.......I'm anon hahahaa......uhhhhbh.......something i-i-nterestin-ng about me is that I jerk it to 2D girls.......I mean play the drums.....FUCK I FUCKED IT UP......*sits*
This is what I said last semester in my Middle East History class.
I didn't go to the rest of my classes that day...
I used to hate doing so but now I cope by saying
>Hi I'm anon and I'm a degenerate.
Something along those lines, I can't remember the last time I did one. I'm a NEET now anyway so I don't have to deal with it :D
I just had to do this last night in my programming class.
>tfw a few of my classmates mentioned they love playing video games, watching anime, and reading manga
>tfw one of them was even a (pretty) cute girl
Okay fellow robots which of you are in my fucking programming class I need to know now. Also to the girl I think you're cute and I want to cum all over your hair.
lol when people try to get people out of r9k for being too normal. everyone here is autistic in their own way, anon. let them have an outlet too
>tfw when your voice cracks when introducing yourself in class
I rehearse things in my head and then the actual event happens and my mind is blank. the moment I stop speaking and everyone moves I immediately remember everything I was too nervous to recall and it's infuriating
Assertion does not make one not an autist. Cuck.
>inb4 failed normie
if you desire sex, love, pleasure, wealth, fame, if you desire any vice, then you, my friend, are the failed normie.
jesus christ anon why you gotta be so autistic about it.
"Fake it till you make it"
Just act normal about it for a few seconds and you won't attract attention for the rest of the semester.
>desiring vice makes you a failed normie
>only a monastic life devoid of pleasure is honorable
why are there so many narcs and prudes on this board? can't a robot smoke a joint to relieve stress? apparently not
This thread is good bait to get this many replies. Sage.
Quick lesson for the anons here who are taking the term "normie" seriously:
You are NO different from "normies" because you need to find a band of social misfits like yourself to belong to. You need your secret little club and social approval here (it just happens to come in the form of these kind of threads, or "WHO IS MOST SPAGETERIS!XDDD)
The reason this board was, key word was, and 4chan as a whole was, OK is because shitposting mixed with semi-serious threads makes for an OK board. Semi-serious threads - sarcastic shitposting covering 9/10 pages = Better board.
Shitposting + People who think OP is "right" = the very thing you hate, Reddit in the guise of a four leaf homosexual clover.
TLDR Fuck off normie.
>didn't care what people thought
It's the key.
If you feel nervous, you are still hoping to lead a normalscum lifestyle.
True robots don't have feelings anymore. They're lifeless husks, a pitiful excuse of a living being.
>caring this much about a Lebanese Finger-painting forum