>i have depression doc there's nothing you can do for this very fucked up individual
>ok here have my approval for neetbux
It's that easy guys.
What country are you from? And I seriously doubt its that easy. Here in America requires extensive testing and evaluation, and even then from what I hear only severely impaired people get it, even if you legit have autism, social phobia, depression.
>go to doctor's
>I have depression
>here's a referral to a specialist
>why do you have depression?
>because everything is fucking terrible and i want to die
>here i'll give you these meds and a two week medical certificate, come back if you still want to die
>take in the certificate to the neetbux office
>get independently evaluated by someone who asks you a series of questions specifically designed to entrap you into saying things that make it sound like you're not that depressed
>spent your entire two weeks worth of money on meds that do nothing and a certificate that did nothing
yes, it's very easy, so easy i would pretty much have to be pronounced dead from suicide to get neetbux for being depressed
> suffer from sever social anxiety
> Barely leave the house
> Most likely un-diagnosed autism
> Spend weeks visiting doctor and revealing my power level
> Application for neetbux going through
> Asked for interview to assess my wellbeing
> Get asked all sorts of irrelevant questions
> Do you have a big dick / what colour is your hair.
> Denied neetbux
meanwhile some fattymcgee is getting 400 a month to buy mc donalds.
So now i have no money to buy food, pay to live at home, will most likely end up homeless, no one will hire me because i have a shitty CV and no experience in any field.
>go to the doc
>"doc my penis is only 4 inches"
>"son thats a healthy normal size for a man"
>"but chicks think i'm massive cuz im a nigga"
>"son you just have to bee yourself size doesn't matter lol"
>"fuck you doc it does and im depresed"
>"son your not depressed you just have baby dick now get the fuck out of my office you useless sack of negro shit"
Actual conversation I had 2 weeks ago trufax
>shit getting worse reaching my middle 20s
>Have worked/gone to school since 19
>Afraid going on disability would ruin my life
>Hopeful going on disability will help me start fixing it
>parents ask me to do something
>tell them I'll kill myself
>they stop asking
>thinking that it is this easy
>thinking tbat you're not going through months and months of seeing random people that know that you're here for neetbux and will try their best to deny it to you
>not thinking that there are disabled people that get denied neetbux because their disability isn't that important
It's not easy, and not worth it
some of these robots are seem to be fine being a poorfag as long as they can browse the internet and not do shit. others like to be comfortable neets with assloads of money from bs ez jobs.
I'd rather have an cruisey, stress free job with an above average income.
Just don't know what job has such things to offer.
THIS FUCKING ROBOT WONT LET ME POST FFS, ANYWAYS.
Thats because they are "able" to work.
Depression can count as unable/disabled you just gotta talk to the guys at the arbeitsamt and convince them, hope that you get some dumb women.
What do you even have?
is probably a common way to get tendiebux, although personally I haven't tried that.
Should work, whats your degree?
Can you get the therapist to vouch for you?
I know they will tell you
>anon its bad for your progress to admit this sort of thing
But fuck that, you will have good cards being 25+ and having a degree so they wont try to load you onto your parents.
eh not really I've been diagnosed with shizoaffective disorder and bipolar. been hospitalized involuntarily twice and voluntarily twice. Still got rejected for disability saying I hadn't payed enough into to SS. I could probably get it if I hired a lawyer though.
No offense but why are you depressed with a degree in physics?
And its not necessary, just tell them theyre allowed to call your old therapist and sign the paper that lifts the Schweigepflicht.
>have ADHD and severe concentration disorder
>assburgers and socially inept
>caved in chest
>generalized anxiety disorder
>panic disorder, constant panic attacks
>did not finish school because of emotionally abusive stepfather
>applied for like 100 jobs but no one wants me
>decide apply for neetbux
>get it without question
>it does not soothe the pain of being a failure
If you are able to work, get your ass up and work.
You have a reason to not be depressed! Why are you depressed?
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW IS MY REWARDS CENTER MALFUNCTIONING IN A WAY THAT MODERN MEDICINE HAS FAILED TO ADDRESS VIA THE ADMINISTRATION OF DRUGS THAT BOOST MY BASE NEURAL RATE OF SERATONIN AND NORADRENALINE EXPOSURE.
You're still a fucking idiot for presuming that one's accomplishments can somehow negate a physical problem that actually exist within one's brain.
>What? You have a broken leg?
>But you finished that marathon last year!
Every time my parents nag me to get a job or anything I panic and start thinking about suicide, but I don't have the heart to tell them. I don't want to seem over dramatic or manipulative, but I really do feel like the walls are closing in on me and the only way out is to die.
Everyone's on a list, somewhere.
Keep that shit to yourself. Everyone is alone, all the time. They have enough to deal with. If you want the right to opt out, fight for it. You can't do it until it becomes a socially acceptable norm.
I just said norm. That's right, you have to push this, or your situation will be irrelevant.
I got my assessment for esa in 2days and bricking it, here is hoping they grant me the benefit. Any tips on how to succeed the first time? Suffering from social anxiety and depression and haven't left me house in over a year
Would be a nice little windfall though if i get it as they would owe me over 2000 pounds in backpay.
Im actually curious. Does your illness make you dangerous to other people? I kind of have a fetish for schizo guys for some reason but I am not sure how likely it is to get murdered by them.
Don't fall for the neetbux meme brother, if you're able to work, do it or try and get help for your tardness.
Trust me, once you enter the grasp of the neet life, its very hard to get out of.
>My parents received HartzIV and they had to prove they are applying to jobs and also got offered job interviews from the jobcenter.
that's not how Harz IV works
Harz IV is basically for the people who are fucked and have little chance of ever getting employed ever gain (like say, for example, a man who works in construction who breaks both his legs in his 50s)