>I have made my gf cum in 2 thrusts before. I felt like a wizard.
>"Oh Gasp My Gasp God Gasp. So.....Gasp Big....." With various moans and eye rolling going on.
>Being told I have "a perfect dick" pretty much does it for me
>First time my current FB hopped on mine she struggled for a minute to get it started, then kind of settled down on it and said "OMG you feel amazing"
>"Jesus christ..." "I'm mortified about having sex with you" "I can't even get half of it in my mouth" "That's actually perfect" "Anal would split me in half like a log grenade".
What the honest is the honest point of this?
ffs I have a big dick too, but the idea of participating in these weird circle jerks where we all stroke our own egos just seems like ... it could only be the product of people with very poor self-esteem.
but boat motion not rock of the ocean right?
I was just saying that to deflect the inevitable "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, DICKLET".
ffs you know as well as I do that some petty beta with a big dick would try to defend the tool he's using to prop up his self-esteem by saying that. Literally the same as the people who go to the height threads talking about being tall or the people who etcetcetc
>but boat motion not rock of the ocean right
y-yeah... l-like they say foreplay is everything r-right? Face it we are fucking doom4ed, especially when penetration is a high-part of sex. Literally if a girl has had 2-3 boyfriends, or some one night stands they would of seen cocks way bigger.
Literally why live? women can get big asses or big tits with surgery, we cant get a bigger dick.
That dude is statistically average.
If you have 10 straws - 8 of them are average, 1 is short and 1 is long, and that girl draws 2-3 of them randomly, which is she likely to get? Average!
>measure your dick and then write down the details so you can have discussion with other guys about how big of a dick you got
Why? Same goes for smaller dick. What the fuck is the obsession with guys and dick size?
WHY CAN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN WITH A LARGE PENIS
WHY DO I HAVE THIS MEDIOCRE PIECE OF SHIT
Are you retarded? women like big dicks the same way some men like big tits, a big ass, or a curvy body etc.. Women get turned on by seeing a big cock or touching one.
Don't even lie and say otherwise, you are only lying to yourself.
im killing my self
If you don't want to feel like shit because of your small cock, do not watch it.
You must be fucking retarded. You born with a dick the size it is. You can't change it.
So why be obsessed about it and develope a complex at the same time?
Funny how I only said that it's strange to have constant discussion about dick size and you jump into a totally different aspect of the topic.
And I'm actually a dicklet. Come and call me anything you want it doesn't make me less of a men.
cucks like you wont understand. Because at the end of the day you just get Tyrone to fill your wife up.
Guys with big dicks always say it's overrated because usually they have to go easy or it's painful for the girl. But holy shit just the thought of a girl going crazy over the size is the most arousing thing ever. That's why I want a huge dick. Is anyone. Else the same?
It's like people on /r9k/ can't fucking form sentences without the hivemind retarded shit.
Are you proud of yourself? Most likely you won't get girls because you think like this and not try to form yourself as a person.
I think you should get off this board if you want to better yourself.
>So why be obsessed about it and develope a complex at the same time?
Whatever problem their penis size will give them, self-lascerating over it is gonna make it sooooooooo much worse. You know who women like? Cocky motherfuckers. They'll disregard physical qualities like this if you're overall attractive enough and carry it well. Threads like this, on the other hand, will destroy your self-confidence.
Robots like to play this stuff off as satirical, or act like they can just brush it off. That's not how people work. If you get exposed to an idea over and over again, sooner or later you're gonna believe it, on some level.
So just stop exposing yourself to it. Stop. STOP. Just close the thread.
I'm not zen enough to just not care about this shit oniifam
Same with being 5'9
I know I can't change it, but I also know it's a definite disadvantage. It cuts to my very soul every time I think about it.
>I know I can't change it, but I also know it's a definite disadvantage. It cuts to my very soul every time I think about it.
>tfw you will never be known as big dick Johnson
>you will never had pictures of your cock send to various women's phones and they talk about how hung you are
.you will never get women chatting you up after they heard you were hung
Sad thing is that I can't teach you the mentality I have.
You have to come to terms with yourself. You have to naturally become that guy that simply won't give a fuck.
If you dwell on your weakness it's gonna pull you down like a spiral. Embrace it, it's part of who you are.
Reminder that half of those normies thinks their dicks are "good" when they're actually cut.
>it's extremely important for a mans confidence
That one's on you, m8. There's nothing inevitable about connection between your confidence and your cock size
>quality of the relationship
pure fucking jibberish
>and those cocky motherfuckers are usually good looking, tall and have big dicks
why did you have to remind me?
>pure fucking jibberish
What about all the women that have cheated or ended marriages because of the size of her partners cock (Being too small).
I guess that's all gibberish too, you dumb sack of shit.
Now that is why I know I shouldn't bother explaining to people like you.
Confidence don't come from big dick. Or fuck it, let's say it does, why can't you have the same confidence as the guy with the big dick? Because you dwell on this and whine like a bitch.
No women want a guy who is an insecure whiner.
Also if you straight looking for a relatinship you are already doing it wrong. You won't even talk to women and imagine the possible interactions as a couple?
>You have to come to terms with yourself. You have to naturally become that guy that simply won't give a fuck.
can't be the guy that simply doesn't give a fuck when I feel like garbage every other second of the day constantly and the drugs don't even help that much
my mediocre penis just makes casual sex harder to add to my list of vices, and reading these list of compliments make me realize that if i ever had a comforting companion she would have probably already fucking cucked me with some faggot with a dinosaur penis
you don't get it man, it's just another thing to add to my list of shit that I can't have ever, except this insecurity is precedented by my own instinct as a male so it's even worse
>What about all the women that have cheated or ended marriages because of the size of her partners cock (Being too small).
You should really take a break from the internet if you can't stop torturing yourself with it. You do realize that 99% of the population doesn't spend their time searching out weird anecdotes about things like that, right?
This place really is the dark side of the internet; the ability to find exactly the piece of information you want at all moments and none of the information you don't want really readily glides into the ability to brainwash yourself into body dysmorphia. It's interesting if you just look at it like a sociological phenomena.
Jesus christ it fucking matters! People cheat on their husbands and boyfriends just because their dicks are small why can't you just fucking understand this. Dick size and height is extremely important for a majority of mans confidence.
No you don't, you get born with good qualities and get confident. You act confident as an average-ugly guy you become a creep in girls eyes.
>Jesus christ it fucking matters! People cheat on their husbands and boyfriends just because their dicks are small why can't you just fucking understand this.
STOP QUESTIONING MY DELUDED, WARPED WORLDVIEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also, ya dumbass, what you said fits the definition of anecdote.
I don't get it mate because I don't let /r9k/ fill me up with it's retarded shit thinking of process.
You honestly care and interested in opinion of people who frequent this board?
By doing it here you just take it with yourself later to elsewhere.
I really don't care if you belive me or not because we are on the internet :)
you don't fucking get it man
i just took some amphetamine pills a while ago and now that i'm coming up, that big dick thread thing doesn't really affect me anymore because of the dopamine increase in my brain.
you must have no fucking clue how reading a thread like that feels for some unmedicated, depressed, highly sensitive, anxious and lonely wreck
By repeating a thinking process or idea as a mantra on a fucking image board you will actually absorb it enough that it will steer your whole life as I see it.
Congratualitons for those who do it, I'm sure it will help them have a healthy, happy mentality.
>you must have no fucking clue how reading a thread like that feels for some unmedicated, depressed, highly sensitive, anxious and lonely wreck
I get that it's basically just verbal self-harm done as a natural product of that mindset, and that to a certain degree it never claimed to be based in reality in the first place insofar as it's closer to a mindset finding evidence for itself than evidence creating said mindset, if that's what you're getting at.
what is a healthy, happy mentality? who decides? medical professionals tend to tell me bullshit that I've already read on the internet but falsified in my head through various possibilities and conclusions that I can't explain properly to them in ways they will understand them fully
face it, it's all pre-millenial people who decide what a "healthy, happy mentality" is and have no clue what it's like to actually be a millenial
>tfw pretty much perfect dick in size and girth
It's like poetry. "Let's fuck that human up but at least let us give him one good thing"
Everyone should read this
I still have Small Penis Anxiety, and still fucking hate my below average dick, but it was interesting to read about it.
I think it managed to nail my thought process perfectly.
>buhuuu people want to help me have a better understanding of a happier life
Rot in your own little created world. I frequent this board since forever and actively did something to pull myself out of my mental shithole.
"happy, healthy" mentality is not something you can describe as a dictionary entry. If you feel good about yourself as a person, as a whole you are good.
You don't have to better yourself so other people like you. You only have to learn to love yourself, and if you don't do anything about yourself as a person you obviously won't get any better.
It's either do or die. Welcome to the real world.
>help me understand
By telling obvious lies, you delusional moron?
>Jesus christ it fucking matters! People cheat on their husbands and boyfriends just because their dicks are small why can't you just fucking understand this. Dick size and height is extremely important for a majority of mans confidence.
They cheat on people like you because you are either boring, insecure or both.
What is an ideology for me and works sounds like a lie for you, so yes, you are basically right. I can't help to form your shitty thinking by saying anything I really don't know why I bother.
Why would I lie on a fucking anonimus image board?
You are the loser. You already think about "relationship relationship relationship", instead of just thinking about having fun with girls and fuck around with them.
Come back when you understand this.
>thinks you'll be getting casual sex with a small cock
>boring = you can work on it
>insecure = you can work on it
>no I rather cry about it on /r9k/ and look for approval of my faulty logic
I love how everyone here is so spoiled I can tell you never worked for a thing in your life. At least work about yourself as a person FOR yourself.
NOBODY will help you with this. By posting this shit all the time you just dwell in your secure mental comfort and never feel better. I have been there.
I'm already getting it so. I love this place for both the people who listen to advice and all the insecure people who jump to false conclusions and instantly start to insult me when I say something they don't like.
Both are refreshing.
>it's impossible for a 25 year old confident guy to score women
Are you really this deluded? Do you feel better by denying? That you won't get any so if by acting as others don't get it as well you feel better?
>men with small dicks
>"having fun with girls and fucking around with them"
Like seriously, when the fuck is there going to be a legit dick enhancement surgery that doesn't just fuck up your shit after a few years?
Like women get all this shit if they're born horrid, but guys are just fucked based on the way they're born. You would have thought that guys would be on top of the game for "human aesthetic enhancement" but nope.
It can be fucking hard not to obsess over it when a mix of social media, porn, people around you boasting (read: 99% of the time lying) about having or knowing big dicks, and a skewed image due to your own perception when looking down to your own, can make it seem like you're inadequate.
Porn using mostly big sizes and using convenient angles and smaller women to amplify the effect.
Series and movies not too uncommonly joking around the whole big vs small penis meme "whole scenes or episodes about someone arguing it's just cold outside, big dicks being a huge bonus in romcoms o small ones being complete turn-offs.
Social media where sizequeens love to shout their love for huge dicks and ridiculing less-than-huge ones.
The internet in general (including/especially /r9k1/) where people lie about their sizes or most of the people prone to respond to topics are the ones with big dicks, trolls/bait threads, etc.
Among men a claim of being well endowed is a way to assert dominance to some extent, being ridiculous ad infinitum if you were to claim you have a less than average size.
Men already prone to be influenced by things like that will even more so be influenced by the vast amount of all of the above happening. Imagine someone who rarely goes out into the actual world and experience things himself; it's almost surprising some of them keep their sanity.
Being a below average size dicked manlet with just average looks, it used to hit me hard as well. Much like the manlet memes.
Evidently it was the complete lack of confidence and my body language that perpetuated the idea it was my small dick and manlet status, as my social status is decent enough nowadays and I somehow managed to get an FWB (both not interested in a relationship yet, but attracted to one another) whom seems to be happy enough with my size. All because I finally managed to just not care enough about manlet and dicklet status to worry about it. they don't define me, my personality does.
>tfw have small dick
>tfw depression makes it even smaller
>tfw average cock
Why bother really, close to a 8x6 inch monster, i look like a cuckold baby.
>have 7.5 inch penis
>getting close with one slut to lose it to who said it was "huge"
>don't feel the need to go on a subreddit and exaggerate what she said to "woah bros this fucking 11/10 whore was sucking me and she said I had the biggest fucking cock in existence and that validated my whole existence dude reddit lmao"
Yes, I'm aware of the irony of me posting about my dick size here, but it's not for magic internet points. It's to emphasise these people are fucking retards who you shouldn't be listening to. They're so self-absorbed that it's actually quite pitiful to read. The average for Bongland is like 5.5 inches. It's obscenely exaggerated and women are notriously bad at gauging penis sizes. If you compare yourself with these retards of course you're going to feel inadequate, but remember that these lads have literally no impact on your life apart from their subreddit