The dementors are attacking r9k.
Cast a patronas and fight them off! What happy memory do you think of in order to save yourself?
I honistly stopped caring about HP years before that point so I don't know what any of that shit is.
But whatever, this is America so I would just shoot them or something and call it a day.
I think of that one time when a girl accidentally fell into my lap in a bus due to driver's maneuvers.
>What happy memory do you think of in order to save yourself?
Well. Shit. :(
>mfw trying to think of happy memories to fight dementors with
I recall that warm spring where I helped wash the yeast buildup from my mum's folds of flesh, since she is bedbound morbidly obese. That fateful day my fingers accidentally slipped a bit into her vagina, but I couldn't tell heads or tails of it because she was so fat. I just saw her eyes roll back a bit as she let out a stifled moan, then she informed me of what I'd done. Nothing came of it, it the memory fuels 70%+ of my wank sessions.
This would have been a happy memory if the fucking hat would work with you.
> 16 years old
> At Stuttgart airport, sitting in terminal waiting for plane
> Qt3.14 german grill sitting across from me
> She smiles at me
> Sexual undertones from smile
> Walks across, sits next to me
> For the next 15 mins until the train arrives we just sit there and look at each other every now and then
this is literally my best memory.
pffft Hufflepuffs sound like nice people.
Gryffindors = fucking Chadbros
Slytherins = mean, cruel, Chads
Ravenclaw = elitist nerds who would mock you
Hufflepuff = chill, nice, friendly cool guys.
I think robots could fit in a lot of the houses. Robot autists in ravenclaw. Sociopath robots in slytherin. The kind of socially anxious kv yet still attractive or sports playing robot in gryffindor.
hufflepuff may have the total loser robots, but it will also have the few chill and friendly normies too. the kind will talk to you and be nice even though you are a loser.
>have no happy memory
>kill fellow robot to split soul and create a horcrux
I have a more interesting story, also at 15-16.
once a girl somehow really fell for me, and during the 20 minutes we waited at the bus stop, she literally forced me into kissing her and grabbing her butt.
She gave me her number and I never called.
I remained a virgin for 4-5 years since that day, only to lose my virginity to a hooker.
I'm not sure I did the right thing.
My best memory would probably be hanging out with my last set of real friends in early high school and discussing warhammer 40k.
My spirit animal would probably be some black guy sitting around drunk on a street corner with a 40 in his hand that he would break over the dementor's head