i just had my first prostate orgasm robots, ask me anything

why haven't you killed yourself?

>>25692685
no idea You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>25692643
What did you use?

>>25692979
my fingers. Makes it really easy when you can actually feel the prostate.

>>25693041
Draw the position you used in ms paint and post it

>tfw no prostate to stimulate

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>>25692643
i-i-i-is that you?
g-god damn it why am I so jealous of trannies

>>25693059
it's pretty shitty anyway

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>>25693054
i was lying on bed like this

>>25692643
Was there any blood?

>>25693104
nope

p[las[dplas[dk

>>25693084
I like stuffing things up my butt already. I just feel like I'm missing something every time I read about prostate orgasms.

>>25693144
>no prostate
Unless you got it surgically removed, you're a woman. That means you get better orgasms then men do anyways, so you don't get to complain.

>>25693224
Yeah, well...
I'm not complaining as such. I'm just expressing envy, really.

>>25693144
>>25693224
>>25693264
>Not a boy
Shit thread. Saged, hidden, reported.

>>25693264
What, wish you had a cock?
You can peg me if it'll make you feel better.

>>25693312
>What, wish you had a cock?
I was referring to the prostate.
But considering the joy you have from those, I guess it would be nice to have one?
>You can peg me if it'll make you feel better.
Thank you, but that was not my aim. Did plenty of that in my former profession.

>>25693144
Would you let me lick your butthole?

>>25693390
In the vein of /r9k/, stories.

>>25693390
>Did plenty of that in my former profession.
>former profession
This is an AMA after all anon, please continue..

Are you a homo?

>>25693411
No

>>25693412
>>25693451
>stories
>AMA
Calm down boys, we're drifting off topic now!
Also, I've told my stories so many times on /r9k/ that robots accuse me of serving copypasta...

>>25693487
Well, it would be copy-pasta wouldn't it xD

What's the short of it?

>>25693563
>the short of it

>be fucked up from childhood be aspergers, daddy issues and sexual abuse
>compensate for lack of social skills by being a slut during teens
>at university get friendly with a girl who worked at a brothel (legal in this end of the world)
>be offered job there
>much money made
>finish uni and get legit job
>be well paid foreveralone single mom

Felling better now?

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>>25693487
Stories or I'm going to fuck your ass.

>>25693634
Are you at all... regrettable about being a prostitute for a time? The money was great I guess, and it did put you through college, which is awesome. But are you fine with it? Just curious..

>Sorry If i'm bringing up painful material...

>>25693636
Not even a threat in my book...

>>25693660
>regrets
I don't specifically regret have been a prostitute, no. As an Asperger I can easily detach myself emotionally, and even though I sometimes had my limits pushed it was never traumatizing as such. I probably wouldn't go back to it, but to me it was just a job.
I have spent a huge amount of my life being depressed, regretful, and generally reclusive.
But in the end I can live well with the person I have become from all these things.
Noone else can live with me, but I can.

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>>25693757
>not even a threat
Is that an offer?
I always wanted to try anal.

>>25693757

>single mom

Do you seriously think that you will be able to raise a child, as an emotionally dead autistic ex-hooker?

What a fucking joke.

OP what the fuck haha if ur a guy who shouldnt have a prostate orgasm unless your gay truth right there

I had a bro once and he went to have a prostate exam cause he thought dis bitch gave him ass cancer or herpes or some shit. Anyway doc gave him a prostate punch and he fucking JIZZED EVERYWHERE MAN and then he had to turn gay I mean what the fuck is that shit?

DON'T TOUCH THE PROSTATE IF YOU DONT WANNA TURN GAY

It's not that fuckin hard jesus this guy still keeps trying to hit me up for blowjobs and I'm like "bruh no way is my mouth going near dat dick" and he all "no illblow you" and i'm all "good fucking luck faggot I can't even find it myself"

Fuck yourself

>>25693842
>Is that an offer?
No. I dropped out of that business more than 10 years ago.
>I always wanted to try anal.
Giving or taking?

>>25693871
>Do you seriously think that you will be able to raise a child, as an emotionally dead autistic ex-hooker?
With some help from my family, it's actually going extremely well, thank you!
>7 years and counting

>>25693892
>a certain spot on your body feels good
>and
>being sexually and romantically attracted to your own gender
Yeah, right - TOTALLY the same thing!
not

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>>25693918
>business
I assumed it'd be pleasure
>giving or receiving
both__

>>25693918
Single mothers are garbage, you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>25693918
>you will never fuck a fembot prostitute
why live

you sound like a cutie though femanon and it makes me smile that you're happy please keep it that way

>>25694268
>you will never fuck a fembot prostitute
Says who?
>it makes me smile that you're happy
It makes me smile to that I'm happy!

>>25694371
>says who?
I'm poor with no future prospects and will probably die in a few years

and even if i'd fuck a prostitute i wouldn't know whether she's a fembot or not

>>25693634
In which country do you live??

why have you not killed yourself?

>>25693757

> I can easily detach myself emotionally

It's one of the good things about AS desu. "sudo tell your annoying aunt why she sucks".