Who wants a fat NEET fembot with no friends, small tits

>>25692209
Post skype I do

>>25692209
me me me

what's your skype?

>>25692209
Oh come on you can at least shave your legs. And if you don't want yourself, I'm not sure why anyone else would.

Probably a lot of people.

>>>/soc/

sure, why the hell not

>>25692224
>>25692232
I have no friends. What makes you think I would have skype?

>>25692209
Omg me! I'm not even unnattractive and I have 0 mental problems.

>>25692262
How can I take you if we can't talk?

>so desperate they will even reply to b8 threads just so they can delude themselves into thinking they are getting female validation even for just a brief, fraction of a second

wonder why you faggots don't have gf's lmao

t. a gay guy

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>>25692312
finally someone who agrees that r9k is desperate beta faggots

>>>/soc/23141557

L O L

>>25692312
>implying the replies aren't bait

>>25692262
make one

it takes less than 5 minutes

anyway I'm also a fat ugly fembot with small boobs and hairy arms, bUT I've been told I have a pretty face

I'm willing to turn dyke for you (I'm serious)

add me my skype is "ayyhitmeupyo"

>>25692333
gotta collect them (You)'s

>>25692209
I want you. I'm the most attractive robot ITT. How do I contact you?

>>25692335
yes that's what I was implying you're very smart

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Shave your legs and grow out your armpit hair, then we'll talk.

Is your pussy hairy as well?

>>25692333
Fucking cucked/10 gjm80

>fat
>small tits

how does this even happen

>>25692224
>>25692232
>>25692243
>>25692271
>>25692278
>>25692336
>>25692350
[email protected]

>>25692381
lt doesn't

>>25692361

I fucking love armpit hair on girls

>>25692388
And she gets what she wants. Her inbox will be flooded with offers of courtship, and she will choose among the most quality potential suitors.

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>>25692418
>her

lol

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>>25692209
Nice Marina pepe, friendo,

I've heard a saying that there's a lid for every pot.

>>25692418
>quality potential suitors
There are none. It will be like choosing the tallest midget.

>>25692450
>being this deluded
There are lots of really attractive robots.

>>25692459
That doesn't make them relationship material by any stretch.

>>25692459
And they wouldn't email me.

Face it, no one here actually wants to settle. It's why you're here.

I will. I actually think leg hair and small tits are sexy. Depending on how your fat is distributed you might actually be my dream girl. Send me a pic of yourself, hope to hear from you

[email protected]

Email me then. I'm always open for girlfriends and friends.

>>25692491
Bullshit, in here because I can't support a family and I don't want to have to tell a girl that.

>>25692491
Wait, your complaint is that only unattractive robots will email you? And you're accusing robots of being unwilling to settle?

>>25692630
I'm just pointing out that his post is false. My inbox is a far cry from being "flooded" right now.

>>25692650
4chan is a pretty shitty place to meet people, and settling is a pretty shitty premise for a relationship. What you really need is to feel good about yourself and the positive things about you. You won't find that here. Simply put, you need people that genuinely care about you. And mutual desperation isn't actually the same thing.

>>25692724
I met a girl off 4chan and we dated for a few months. Was good. However it was not on /r9k/, this board is truly cancer and a shitty one to meet people.

>>25692747
Which board, and how did it end?

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Faye?

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all but the last one

I'd offer my steam profile if you wanted someone to talk to at night but you're more likely than not already busy with so many new robutt friends.

I hope it goes well for you, OP.

>>25692771
/soc/. It ended because she moved to another country and didn't want to try a LDR.

>>25692849
/soc/ always strikes me as so... vapid. So superficial. And in fairness LDRs really never end well.

>it's another trap

surprise surprise

>>25692895
Proof?

this is oc donut steel

>>25692450
Because you're fat you disgusting hamplanet piece of shit. Literally the worst trait in a women for ANYTHING.

>>25692868
It's a numbers game, like anywhere else. You just gotta keep talking to the girls, sooner or later you will find someone decent that you click with.

>>25692209
>fat
fixable
>neet
fixable
>no friend
fixable
>hairy legs
fixable

>small tits
thats the only thing you cant modify but it will be irrelevant once you get skinny enough

>>25693129
>small tits can't be modified

you for real bruv

>>25692209
>no friends
lol why do girls think we care about this?
>small tits
ehhhhhhh, can you make up for it with other factors?
>hairy legs
jesus just shave them

>settle for girl like this
>help support her in her journey to losing weight
>she gets skinny and attractive
>suddenly friends
>suddenly Chads hitting on her
She'll leave without a second thought too, senpai. The newfound positive attention will make her head spin.

I've never seen a board with so many other women posting with nothing in mind other than to receive positive reinforcement. Barf.

>>25692209

Assuming this isn't bait; god women are fucking stupid
Holy shit you can literally change:

> Fat
> NEET
> Friends
> Hairy legs

Also tits probably have something to do with body proportions, all fat girls have small tits

>>25692381
You have a huge ass instead.

>>25694657
Thank you.
Don't let someone be so pathetic and give it a slide just because she's a she.

So much meta ITT. I could make a thread about fat girls right now and the vast majority of responses would be negative. You're all saying you want OP just to perpetuate the /r9k/ narrative that "any woman can have a bf". You're all liars.

>>25692209
>fat
lose weight
>hairy legs
shave it takes like 20 minutes tops

>>25692209
just do what i did, get a nice dog who will love you as you are :)