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Femanons, why are you here?

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Femanons, why are you here?
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For the attention and validation.

>tfw i have a bf but dont tell r9k
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>>25690482
Why wouldn't they be? There's a wide range of reasons males are here the same way there's a wide range for the females. Some of them are probably legitimately ugly as fuck and lonely. Others are probably normals here for an ego-boost. It's all the same shit.
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>>25690482
Because I have a fetish for beta losers with small dicks.
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>Femanons, why are you here?
You are my people, whether you like it or not.
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I have nothing else to do.
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They are ugly and fat, but on this wretched board even they can get admirors.
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>>25690520
add me on Skype pls
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Neet. Have nothing to do, basically. Also find it fascinating to observe different kinds of behavior. Think I've gained an understanding of certain types of thinking. Understanding people better generally makes me better able to get along with them (I'm autistic)

anon out
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for the cringe
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Because I'm ugly and lack social skills. There is your reason you dumb fuck.
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so they can say shit like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZStZ-IQ6c9Q
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Came to see OC and because it was like the /baww/ threads
Was caught up and fascinated with a certain generation of robots that have since departed.
Keep visiting because I'm a slave to my own habits.
Don't like it here any more.
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>>25690482
They like to make fun of us
That's it
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>>25690482
for practice manipulating chad
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>>25690674
Then go back to reddit you stupid cunt

you're probably a trap though
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>>25690506
>i dont tell r9k
>telling r9k
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>>25690482
why would I not go on a website full of men ready to provide for me as soon as I acknowledge them ?

OP, your betaness shows too much.
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>>25690697
I've never used it, been on 4chan for ten years.
I do like making the new generation mad, because I despise you cuckoldry-obsessed vermin.
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>>25690625
Lol. You're cute.

But yeah, you won't understand people better by being on here. You'll understand people better by actually going out and interacting with lots of them face to face.
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Sadism and boredom. Also the relative anonymity.
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>>25690674
Will you be my gf
It'll be like your own personal /baww/ thread
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>>25690749
Did you not see the autism part, I have it also and can tell you that's not how it works for me.
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>>25690625
How often do autists schlick?
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To be bitter, racist and cry about the guy I'm stalking.
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>>25690794
At least 4-5 times a day. Works fine both when I'm bored and when I'm stressed.
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>>25690742
>I've never used it, been on 4chan for ten years.
How fat and old are you?
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>>25690797
>racist femanons
The most annoying
At least racist anons are actually racist and can talk about things other than how racist they are to impress people
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>>25690818
Would you fap with me on skype
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r8 my practice bf?
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>>25690781
Oh, like legitimately autistic and not meme autistic? Sorry, that sucks.

If you're talking about simply being socially awkward, that can easily be fixed.
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>>25690825
Fat enough to be revolting but I can still spend a day hiking.
23 years of age.
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>>25690836
>genuinely attractive normalfag called a practice bf
>hot stacy calling herself a fembot
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>>25690846
I'm sure some lucky anon will use you as his practice gf someday.
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>>25690855
>responding to it
>giving it positive attention
Probably samefag. Horrifying.
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>>25690482

I don't know 2bh
All this constant baiting and shitposting is getting under my skin
I'm starting to actually want to beat someone's fucking ass from here.
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>>25690797
>redpilled fembot

Isn't this planet the fucking best? Sieg heil from das Austrian Americans.
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>>25690877
I find contact with others unsavory.
One day I may have to stoop to it to earn my keep, but for now that is not the case.
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>>25690893
>Austrian Americans
Fucking my heritage cunts
Fuck off, you aren't an Austrian and actual Austrians won't ever consider you onw
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>>25690836
That dude is easily a 9/10.
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Fascination mostly. Sometimes I even feel a tinge of hope you can become adequate members of society.
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>>25690749

I think I learned most from books and reading various forums and this type of boards. Hearing how some people psychoanalyse, learn what patterns to look for to understand what a person is thinking in the moment. Reading about body language/ facial expressions, learning some basic stuff about how the brain works, reading various themes within psychology (there's a lot of bullshit there though)

>>25690794

Depends, I guess. For me it depends on how much I decide to think about it. When I was in my early 20s I'd stay indoor, watch/ read yaoi and masturbate a few times a day. Nowdays I mostly play vidya
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>>25690834
No
Which, according to the boardbot, is not an original answer?
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>>25690855
>genuinely attractive normalfag called a practice bf
He's kinda tubby.
>hot stacy calling herself a fembot
That's sweet though.
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>>25690939
I feel a tinge of hope that you cunts will all leave some day
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>>25690955
>tfw no autistic fembot to cum buckets with over skype
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I'm horny, frustrated, lonely (should I put a trigger warning on that?) idk maybe same reason you come here.
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>>25690651
holy fuck. This is hilarious.
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>>25690520
i am beta but i can't help you with the last part
add me on skype tho pls
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>>25690985
Maybe if you stopped being so easy to piss off I would leave but alas.
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>>25691001
How horny?
Fembots get horny?
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>>25690770
>tfw you will never be as pathetic as this anon
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>>25690722
kys stacey
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>>25691019
>>25691019
>>25691019
There is no such thing as a fembot. Stop fucking calling these dumb roastie cunts fembots. Robots can only be males.

And niggers don't count as robots either.
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>>25691019
>thinking wormed don't get horny
We do. It's just not a constant never ending urge like men.
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>>25691050
Would a fembot help me get over my never ending urge?
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>>25690674
This exactly. I started coming here in like 08 when we were all gentlemen, kept coming out of habit, but now refuse to leave because Frog-posting Neets deserve nothing, not even this corner of the internet to call their own.
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>>25691019
/Want cum in my ass/ horny. We females happen to be human to you know.

I'm a biological female that posts regularly here, and I don't usually acknowledge it. I don't need to. This is an anonymous image board. Us true "fembots" post here alongside you,.
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>>25690742
>4chan for 10 years
>"new generation"
>I despise you vermin
Fuck off grandpa, nobody wants you bitchy oldfag cunts here either
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>>25691065
No. I doubt it. Men biologically do not strive for monogamy. You'll get bored and the cycle will start anew.
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>>25691084
>/Want cum in my ass/ horny.
be my gf
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Any femanons named Elizabeth?
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>>25691050
It's not a constant never ending urge for men.
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>>25691094
>You'll get bored and the cycle will start anew.
Only if you're boring though
I want one non slut woman to be my personal slut
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>>25691050

I'm almost never horny. When I am, I jerk off and it subsides. Is being constantly horny normal for men, guys?
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>>25691100
What sets you apart from all the other robots who can be my bf?
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>>25691125
No, being constantly horny is not normal for men. That's just a stupid media portrayal of men.
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>>25691128
I'm not NEET, ugly, and my dick is a decent size
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>>25691106
No sorry
>>25691113
Isn't it? You lot brag about how frequently you masturbate.
>>25691118
What makes you good enough for that though?
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>>25691001
>>25691084
>>25691128
Post location and Skype.
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>>25691128
I'm actually a normie with a good job and am independent. If you'd like to add me on Skype or email let me know.

Pic related, I actually go out and visit places.
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So I can hit on cute robots and marry one of them.

Men with self confidence scare and intimidate me.
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>>25690482
d-does anon like it when I act oblivious to his flirting?

I don't know how to do anything else.
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>>25691094
Always amusing to see this projection when it is females who are not wired for monogamy. In related subjects, men even fall in love faster than women and fall out of love slower than women but of course, a whore is never wrong and a whore's opinion trumps academic scientific findings.
>it's a "I'm tired and yell at stupid fucking people for being stupid fucking people" thread!
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>>25691175
No, men are straight talkers and thinkers. Dont play mind games.
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>>25691156
>you lot
There's the problem. Get away from these people for a while. They aren't normal and their sex drives are all fucked up from porn and desperation. I'm in a normal relationship with a normal girl and I only desire sex like once a week.
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>>25691156
>What makes you good enough for that though?
There's no such thing as "good enough for that"
People aren't entitled to other people and I don't need to deserve something to want it anyway
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>>25691172
cute robot here
how do you hit on people?
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>>25690913
Both of my parents are from Austria you dumb fuck.
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>>25691172
where can i find girls like this
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>>25691219
And you still aren't an Austrian
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>>25691141
>>25691165
>>25691171
What if I told you all I'm a 29 year old fat NEET who's up late shitposting pretending to be a girl? I'm not. or am I? oOOooOoo

I live in LA, with my mom ;_;

And I'm not going to contact any of you. I'm ashamed of myself for admitting I'm a girl here, its a disgrace to all the real female robots who don't.

Some advice btw, desperation is a huge universal turn off.
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>>25691156
>No sorry
Elizabeth is such a cute name
>tfw no Elizabeth gf
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Would a fembot pls be my gf?

So I can finally say I've had a gf before.
plz respond
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>>25691242
>when you visit Austria regularly to visit family

Just remember when the race war comes you beta fags are done for.
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>>25691185
Biologically speaking, women are most certainly wired for monogamy. They can only have one child at a time. They are attracted to men roughly the same age as them.
Men on the other hand are always looking for "the newer model and will always want young meat.
>academic studies
Testing love is hardly academic.
>>25691207
Fair point.
>>25691203
"Normie" men gross me out just as much honestly. Although they may not be as openly misogynistic there's still the small hints of it that disgust me.
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>>25691265
okay.

Now I can say I've had a bf before
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>>25691252
You wanna be treated like a guy on here?

Then fuck off, nobody cares about you.
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>>25691252
>SoCal not NorCal
Every time. I'm going to nuke that place.
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>>25691218
I really have no idea. But I'm desperately trying.

>>25691234
Contact threads? Map threads?
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>>25691305
well what are you like?
hitting on me would probably scare me anyway. it seems like a joke
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>>25691203
I'm curious, what kind of misogynistic behavior are you referring to? Do you have an example?
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Because Reddit's layout is tacky af, and you guys are more mature than /b/.
My boyfriend and I also laugh at you guys being cringey.
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>>25691269
>misogynists

Top fucking kek, traditional values and gender roles aren't misogynistic they're pure and anti-degenerate, now get out you floozie.
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>>25691269
>Fair point.
Does that mean you'll help satisfy my never ending urge :^)
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>>25691323
Shit this comment meant to link to
>>25691269
I'm curious, what kind of misogynistic behavior are you referring to? Do you have an example?
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>>25691330
>this might not be b8
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>>25691269
Of course blatantly making things up is the only retort a whore would have.
>you will never meet a smart girl to discuss academic-related interests with because narcissism runs so strong that personal opinion overrules science
I sincerely wish people with your level of ignorance were taken behind the shed and given the Old Yeller treatment. Sub-average intelligence guised behind a false sense of knowledge is unsightly.

>>25691334
It's cute, isn't it? I almost would want to share a class with her because she'd probably call scientific facts "misogynistic" and then my female professor would intellectually destroy her.
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>>25691293
>nobody cares about you
And they shouldn't. Would you rather I get a tripcode and whore myself out? I've posted on this site for only 6 years, but I embrace the anonymous posting philosophy.
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>>25691330
>My boyfriend and I also laugh at you guys being cringey.

lol so does my gf and I
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>>25690645
why so salty?
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>>25691288
At last.

mutedcommentbloxx
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>>25691252
I'd still cum your ass tbqh
I'm very horny and very lonely
I don't care if it's unattractive anymore
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>>25691366
>Men are almost always stronger on a biological level due to testosterone
>Muh misogyny
>Nature is the patriarchy
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>>25691334
Fun fact anon: just because your grandpa discussed the good old days doesn't mean they were actually good. Human beings naturally just weed out unpleasant memories and leaves only the good. Nostalgia is a lie.
>>25691366
>blatantly making things up
I'm not going to link you to studies that are common knowledge. You have google as a tool. You can fact check me if you so wish.
>>25691353
Sorry brah
>>25691361
You ever hear about the experiment about how men don't value female platonic friendship?
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>>25691321
Uh. Teasing. Being lewd.

Telling you that I think you're cute and making a big push of it (after I've seen photos).

Saying I enjoy talking to you. Making a big effort to talk to you. ...Trying to be cute and saying I'm sorry when I have to stop.

The only problem is that I always do the thing where I joke about being a couple/romance/lewdness too much so no one wants to make an actual move since it'll be taken as a joke...

If someone did, I don't know what I would do. Laugh it off probably? I'm awful at this.
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I've been here since 2008 the day the board opened, I just never left.
I've always been here, her before even the majority of users on this board.
I am one of the original /arcanines/.
Why are you here.
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>>25691465
post contact and be my qt gf
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>>25691416
My prof told a story in class once about a 14yo son of one of her colleagues who had went to a pool party and gotten flashed by a girl, along with some other boys. To make a long story short, the kid asked her to put her top back on or something and the girl had replied with something like "what, you don't like a feminist?" I wasn't in this class but my prof told me one of her female students actually said that the story was "anti-feminist" and "offensive", and my prof was a bit upset that she was a professor and couldn't reply with what she truly thought at the time. Can't even make this shit up.

>>25691430
I have a knowledgeable and educated professor as a tool. Since we're playing opinions, I'll take her Ph.D-level knowledge over your contrarian holier-than-thou bullshit. ^_^
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>>25691430
Fun fact cuck: my great grandfathers served for glorious united Germany in the Second World War. I'm going to make sure that their cause wasn't in vain, the far right is rising again, can you feel it? Can you feel the power behind thousands of years of evolution and tradition? Might is right anon, and it's only right that the fittest whites are on top.
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>>25691416
Nice strawman you just destroyed there, buddy.
I have never met a single person who argued women were physically as strong as men.
Besides someone arguing from a misandrist view point is not going to argue that men and women are equal.
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>>25691494
Stop thinking you'll ever get a gf from here. Even if you were a Chad you still wouldn't. Not from r9k. They're all too shy and self conscious
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>>25691494
Sorry I'm talking serious to two robots I really like trying to see if something serious sticks. I wouldn't want to make a beta orbiter out of you. Good luck though <3
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some might call me a "normie" but due to my extreme anxiety I relate heavily to some of the stuff here ^_^
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stop giving the whores attention. Thats why they are winning you fucking thirsty dickshits
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>>25690674
Wait, what generation are you talking about? The gentlemen, the post gent /baww/ era, the Derrida extreme mysogeny era? We're in the meme/shitposting/cuck era now. Shitposting has always been around, but because of the whole SJW vs 4chan war and all that shit it's really hard to tell if people are legitimately SJW's getting offended by things, or if they're trolling and pretending to be SJW's to piss off robots.

I wasn't around /r9k/ for the gentlemen era, but I do remember Derrida. Holy shit that guy was either insane or the greatest shitposter of all time. Possibly both.
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>>25691488
>HUURRR REEEE PEPE THIS IS A BOARD ABOUT GREENTEXT STORIES ROASTIE 2013 MEMES

seriously, fuck newfags.
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>>25691505
Absolute degeneracy, you looking to join the cause anon?
>>25691506
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>>25691430
Haven't heard of an experiment, but I'm familiar with the concept. Men and women supposedly can never have a platonic friendship because of underlying sexual tension/desires. Just from my experience, this tends to decrease as people age and have more experience in relationships.
I will say that it does kinda suck that there is always a low level of sexual desire between hetero men and women though. These desires can be controlled, but it would be nice to just have friendship and not have that there.
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>>25691527
Can you at least explain how guys are able to contact fembots on here? Like how did it happen with you and those 2 guys?
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>>25691519
>>25691527
Fuck
Helium tank soon
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>>25691527
>I wouldn't want to make a beta orbiter out of you.
Please let me orbit you. You'll like it.
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>>25691527
>she won't give the third guy a chance
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>>25691508
I understand it's most likely b8 but it's a good outlet to point out the degeneracy in today's society.
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I think we should make it a point that we will not tolerate women on this board, like specifically "on this board". we should track down one of the so called "fembots" and make her an example to all "fembots". who is with me?
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>>25691538

Oh, so there's another that remembers the way it used to be?
I still remember when half of /r9k/ functioned as /soc/, back before /soc/ was even a thing.

>when /robots/ tell me to get off "their board"

Nigger this is "my" board. I was here first.
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I will do literally anything to lick a femanon's feet.

Please save me from this hell. I'm not even sure I qualify as human anymore. I used to be a nice person with friends and hopes and stuff.
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>>25691553
That's not true. I have a girl friend (platonic) that I'm not interested in romantically or sexually at all. She's tomboyish and not my type to date, but makes for a good friend.
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Post first names.
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>>25691590
>I was here first.
Doesn't mean shit :^)
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>>25691581
Literally the only reason I come here is to talk to girls and find a girlfriend. So yes I tolerate them.
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>be azn
>spend k-12 being bullied and hated on by obese white girls
>find a community on the internet where I can bash obese white girls 24/7 and receive full support and comradery for doing such
>that community is /r9k/
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>>25691581

Why. I've tolerated your slow, stinky invasion since, 2008. How about you guys leave and since your the newfags here.
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>>25691554
I said "map threads". Those zeemap threads? And just any other type of threads that pop up with emails given.

One was from a map thread, and other was from a survey thread.
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>>25691506
Slow down there, /pol/
>>25691505
>M-Muh professor said it so ha! She had a vagina too!
Congrats, dipshit. You're in college. So are the rest of us. If you want to pretend as though you're intellectually superior than I suggest you come up with a better argument than "this one female professor agrees with me".
>>25691553
Actually in the study, a majority of women believed platonic friendship is possibly while hardly any men agreed. It was rather depressing.
>>25691574
That's pretty sad.
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>>25691543
>tfw Mecha-Hitler will never lead the Fourth Reich
;_;

>>25691590
That was around the last year of old9k, and lo and behold, we've come full circle yet on par with current /soc/ quality. Fuck moot for interfering with old9k so much, inevitably turning it into shit, and acting as if he had no involvement.
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>crtl f misogyny
>all these finds

Holy fuck why do you roasties use this word, it does nothing for your argument but points out the obvious without a counter.
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>>25691602
>>25691609
who do you work for and why are you doing this?
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>>25691599
See, we actually agree here. I was just saying that there is always a very low level of biological attraction but people learn to put that under, as you have.
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>>25691598
Brother, you can save yourself from this degeneracy. Pull yourself out of misery and into the light. Create the best version of yourself, and then you will attain the respect you know you so desperately want from your peers (women included) just join the glorious far right, we know how to save you from this hell.
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>>25691629
>who do you work for
Myself.
>and why are you doing this?
Because I want a cute fembot gf.
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>>25691602
>tfw I do this
People on /soc/are intolerable
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>>25691617
I've never seen a map thread on here that wasn't deleted by mods because >>>/soc/ reasoning
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>>25691619
Well there are at least 2 men on this thread alone that think platonic friendship is possible, me and
>>25691599

I would be curious to see that study, particularly the sample size and demographics.
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>>25691617
I live near nobody on those map threads
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>>25691665
Don't get your hopes too high on ever seeing that one, anon. Made-up studies don't real!
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>>25691622
The far right has risen, like a pheonix from the ashes. Feel the power.
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>>25691672
>live in Chicago metropolitan area, the 3rd largest metropolitan area in the country
>never anyone from here

What the fuck
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>>25691645
>>25691648
I know you are baiting. please just stop it. this board is gone downhill so much recently people might take you seriously.
come on anon think about it. this isn't what you really want for r9k is it?
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I for one welcome our female robots! This board should be an accepting place for people of all races, sexes and genders :)
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I just know I will find the love of my life here. I'm very optimistic about it.
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>>25691712
I'm not baiting. I've had several robot gfs and I liked them a lot. Fuck off.
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>>25691696
Sorry lad it's the truth
There's no saving this board anyway
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>>25691690
I can only hope, anon. Maybe one day. Those silly Islams sure are stirring the pot, what with poking the Bear and waking the Dragon.
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>>25691665
Yes and I'm happy to hear you rose above.
bleske-rechek.com/April%20Website%20Files/Bleske-Rechek%20et%20al.%202012%20Benefit%20or%20Burden.pdf
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>>25691527
>essentially already has a boyfriend and orbiter
Seriously no point in touching a femanon. They're lying whores with hundreds of options yet claim to be autistic/shy/anti-social. Fuck you.
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>>25691735
for >>25691712
Sorry to chicago anon anyway
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>>25691721
you're not listening to me. you'll regret this in time.
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>>25691590
>doesn't even filter images
this place is zombie /r9k/

being on /r9k/ for a majority of my teens fucked my shit up anyway. oldfaggery be not a thing to be proud of, though fuck these zombots and their god damn plebbit memes.

>tfw you will never start a shitty rock band at your cc
>tfw you will never be a korean pop robot
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>>25691606
NEW YORK
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>>25690506
Oh hai Josh
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>>25691683
I found it.
http://bleske-rechek.com/April%20Website%20Files/Bleske-Rechek%20et%20al.%202012%20Benefit%20or%20Burden.pdf
interesting results and conclusions, particularly pic related. It supports my opinion that attractiveness to the opposite gender decreases with age. Interestingly enough, it never quite goes away but it does drop considerably.
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>>25691527
then why talk to two if you're worried about beta orbiters
>tee hee I'm so shy
Fuck off stacy
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Off-topic board that isn't /b/ or /trash/. Been here for five or six years now, not counting the time when it was gone. I don't wanna leave even though it's shit. I just hide most threads.

I try to nicepost as much as possible. I'm also a diagnosed autist so I participate in autism threads.
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I hate most people here. I only have 2 friends from here, one male and one female. The female seems a bit nervous of me because she thinks I'm a true bot and the male is crazy himself but in a more tolerable, less disgusting way.
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>>25691665

Platonic friendship is possible but it is relatively so short that it isn't worth it. We were made to stay in our own circles when we are not looking for a mate, its human nature.
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>>25691738
What a coincidence, I just found that study.
>>25691712
>gone downhill recently
you must be new here.
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>>25691788
I'm skimming bits and pieces of it.

>In two cases, men said their friend was involved in a relationship but she said that she was not
THE FRIENDZONE STRIKES AGAIN
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>>25691833
Sorry it took me a few minutes to respond. I kept getting error messages. Anyway 585 is the most interesting IMO.
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>>25691590
>>25691622
Oh shit, I forgot about the whole /soc/ controversy. I was mainly a lurker back then but yeah, I remember now. Attention whoring/rate me threads were becoming so prevalent, that pretty much 1/3 of the threads were /soc/ shit, 1/3 were threads complaining about those threads, and 1/3 were other shit. Shit was so bad /soc/ got created.

I wouldn't say it's nearly as bad as it was then though. As I said, probably around 1/3 of the threads were attention whoring, maybe even more, I'm feeling pretty generous with that estimate. I guess "robots only post pics" threads are still posted. Dick threads are attention whoring in a way too, in fact, pretty much any thread about appearance (weak jaw/chin, cut vs uncut, height) is attention whoring, even if people aren't posting pics. However, I believe most of these threads are started due to feelings of insecurity, just like the original rate me threads; posters hoped that people would tell them they're "good enough" or how they can improve whatever aspect of their appearance. I'd say rate me threads on /r9k/ and /soc/ are different in that the former are based on feelings of insecurity while the latter are based on feelings of confidence. Of course, there are exceptions. 4chan's a dynamic place.
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why are there so many fucking femanon threads?
theres like 5 on the first page 24/7
did someone link /r9k/ to tumblr or some shit

why the fuck would a girl want to browse the outcast of society board anyway?
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>>25691905
>participated in pre/soc/ rate threads

I was part of the cancer.
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>>25691906
Jesus women really are all the same person
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>>25691869
Yeah it's interesting that in both age groups, the "cost" of platonic friendship tended to be higher than the "benefit". Kinda sad really.
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>>25691905
Rate Me threads occur sporadically nowadays. Sometimes we'll have several a day for several days in a row then nothing for a notable amount of time. And robots aren't the ones posting in them. Sure there are some but a bare handful and everyone else is a fucking normalfag. There's even some camwhore who posts threads about herself and posts a picture of herself with nearly every reply. Her photo was posted earlier ITT.

>>25691906
Because /r9k/ is a newfag containment board. This isn't 2010 arcanine anymore. 4chan isn't a secret club sadly
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>>25691906
Because the majority of these types are threads are created by men wanting to shitpost.
>>25691946
That's want caught my eye too. Isn't it horrible how little we value each other?
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>>25691905

Actually it being spammed on /b/ was what caused /soc/ to be created, it might of spilled onto /r9k/ a bit but moot didn't care cause it was a trial board at the time.
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>>25691976
moot actively interfered with /r9k/ several times, drawing much unwanted attention and users here, which added to the shitheap of its eventual pre-/soc/ incubation. /r9k/ wasn't a trial board by twenty fucking ten. moot didn't care for the board because it didn't pump out OC like he expected it to.
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eeyore has become a pretty reliable bulwark of misogyny desu

i used to like him a lot less and i hate tripfags in general but at least he more or less stands by his principles
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>>25691969
It is pretty shitty. The rise of the friend zone meme certainly didn't help with that either. Keep hope that not everyone is like that though.
Thanks for the interesting conversation.
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>>25692010
I still regret not making more OC back then.

These days I end up making OC for other boards and I feel like if I did it here there would be no point and the thread would die fast.
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>>25690836
He's much more attractive than you are.
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>>25692031
The fact that "the friend zone" as an idea even exists makes me laugh.
You too.
I was pleasantly surprised someone responded with genuine interest as opposed to the other garbage people respond with.
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>>25692020
I believe in empirical evidence. Unfortunately, many people (usually women, as a given) define misogyny as "thing(s) I disagree with". Humans are shitty overall but women make it plainer and obvious with FAR more frequency.

>>25692050
I don't even know how OC would be taken anywhere nowadays. I don't believe 4chan has even had a natural meme spark up since at least 2012/2013. Everything is so painfully forced and cringeworthy.
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>>25690645
Of all flavours possible, you chose to be salty.
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>>25692010

I mean when hasn't /r9k/ been a trial board it was an experiment he lost interest for. I remember moot always say he was gonna delete it, so technically It still is.
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>>25692090
I like your posts, to be honest, friend. Keep fighting the good fight.
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>>25692106
Y-you too. I honestly don't post to be liked or disliked; I merely report factual observable evidence which is the foundation of my beliefs and viewpoints but thanks. I don't know how to take compliments.
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>>25692090
I don't mean OC for memes. I write porn stories by request. I did on on /co/ back in the day and I wrote a few here pre-deletion and more recently for /tg/ but not anymore. People have told me they have masturbated to them so if nothing else I accomplished that.
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Get your super secret fembot club shirt!
So you can spot other fembots in public
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>>25692152
Fair enough. At least that's something then? Keep at it if you're good at it and truly enjoy it.
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>>25692152

/co/ and /tg/ I can see, but what do /r9k/ porn stories look like?
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>>25691976
Ah, you're right, I got the boards mixed up. That was about the time I started migrating away from /b/ and coming here more so I got them confused. What I said applies to old /b/ then. I remember /baww/ threads being pretty popular on /b/ at the time too.

I still think most attention whoring threads on /r9k/ are primarily insecure people rather than people trying to show off though.
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>>25692234

Hey you I believe you can post your picture here once in awhile, but when you ask for a pointless rating or start flat out dumping pic after pic of you then it hits attention whore levels. And I think those baww threads still happen I believe, haven't checked lately
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>>25691770
yes actually that is correct
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>>25692190
I will. Thanks m8.

>>25692211
/co/ and /tg/ usually have a detailed story in mind and are ready to get off to the plot and characters, but /r9k/ usually had no idea where to begin with a story or what they wanted characters to be like. The result was a lot of stories that felt like they had little context.

Here are a few of them that I remember. I don't have a lot of the old ones saved, I'm afraid. I'm on a new computer since then.
>Young woman in an abandoned city encounters a man in a face-obscuring helmet and SWAT armor. He fucks her and locks her in a corner office in an office building
>A sentient, abstract image of a face stalks a librarian. It possesses someone's body and they had sex
>Two girls get drunk and take turns tying each other up to see if they like it. They do.
>An alien and a human try to figure out each others languages to communicate how they feel about each other and confess their affections. Weird alien sex follows.

I passed up most requests that could be fulfilled by generic porn.
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>>25692341
>A sentient, abstract image of a face stalks a librarian. It possesses someone's body and they had sex
>An alien and a human try to figure out each others languages to communicate how they feel about each other and confess their affections. Weird alien sex follows.

Well, at least we're not lacking for some creativity I guess. Do you jack off to this stuff yourself or just find amusement in writing it?
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>>25692323
Jokes on you I'm not actually from there HaHaHa
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>>25692417
I usually don't write stuff unless I enjoy the material too, but it's not easy for me to masturbate to stuff that I write. So everything has stuff that turns me on in it.
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>>25690645
Cute kitty
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Question for femanons.

How do you like getting talk to online, over skype, kik, whatever. I'm trying to be all flirty, I can do it IRL but I always stumble online. Need some tips from the opposite sex!
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>>25692797
1. never type smileyfaces
2. don't try too hard it's easy to notice and makes you seem desperate and low in value
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>>25692854
what is trying too hard anyway. Initiating conversation?
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>>25692854
You're that nigger aren't you? Fuck off no one cares about sluts.
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>>25690482
muh frogmems
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Because I'm a robot.

Women can be robots if they're very mentally ill.
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>>25693103
What kind of mental illness?
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I'm black and I have a 5 inch penis when fully erect and I'm fat

Does any femanon want to humiliate me on skype and make me do stuff?
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>>25691330
Holy shit, agreed on all accounts. Except the bf part.

>tfw
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>>25691299
does your mom have enough credit for a nuke?
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>>25691048
Blacks can be robots. Whites cant man. Just get yourself an Asian gf
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>>25690836
you look like that old guy from UP
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>>25690482
I never lurked on /r9k/ before tonight, in the last 5 mintues i've seen 3 threads about other women who are just wanting attention. It's bizzare.

As for why i'm here? I work from home and am tired of talking to normies.
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I'm a fat, black loser.
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>>25694741
How do you know what normies are?
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It gets better. Eventually you realize you are just to be alone.
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I'm fat, friendless, and I find the bantz amusing.
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>>25694764
I have to be on call with them for work for 40-50% of the day.
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On /r9k/, everyone is a 400lb neckbeard in their hearts. <3
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>>25694887
if I break 200 I will strongly consider suicide
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Same reason as the rest of us, chad don't want my beefhole. Also I notice the perspective you guys give me about things helps me open up and give myself hope and even empathise more, you guys are like friends only you're real. I feel like I'm finally starting to advance in my life and with much help from you guys, y'all are awesome. Thanks robots. love you
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We need to know how the enemy thinks
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>>25690482
tired of only having my dog as my only human intimacy :(
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