Anon, I need your help. I know you guys aren't going to like it but I have to get this off my chest.
I want to stick my dick in crazy.
Its not fucking worth it bro, trust me. I've done it, and the sex is good, but when that crazy bitch starts blowing up your phone if you don't respond within ten minutes and driving by your house to spy on you, you'll wish you had listened.
YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN.
>stick dick in crazy
>gf sees politicians on TV with vampire teeth and rotting faces
>watches the film "They Live" religiously and believes that it's a message to wake up people like her
>thinks Roddy Piper was murdered by the alien vampire cabal using mind powers to stop his heart
>is similarly fixated on "Grimm", although less so
>thinks she is one of the good aliens and has special powers of vision
>is obsessed with firearms and knives
>thinks that gun control supporters are being mind controlled
>believes that she's killed several of the aliens and buried the bodies
>too afraid to actually check out where she says they are
>insists that I drink her blood weekly to be protected from alien mind control parasites
>occasionally drugs my food and checks my body for "entry marks"
>once cut an entire wart (listening devices, apparently) out of my foot after drugging me
>is obsessed with Karl Marx and communism in general (the rich are vampire aliens, apparently)
>now that she's pregnant, she believes that our child will be some sort of messiah
So, how fucked is the rest of my life, senpai?
Well, I guess? Sex is more fun than masturbation was, but that's not what I really care about. The painful part of my life before her was how alone I felt. I had this feeling of despair whenever I went to bed. Now, I feel complete. Oddly, cuddling with her makes me feel safe and loved, even though I know rationally that she's dangerous.
>getting a girl like that pregnant
> tfw exposeing yourself to the danger of a mentaly instable armed person isn't enough, you need to put a vulnerable defenseless babby into the same trap
I hope your kid gets taken by the state and your wife goes into a frenzy, shooting everyone dead before passing final judgement on herself.