>tfw sub gay men have higher standards than women
>its more likely for me to get a GF than BF
>most gay men only care about sex and dont care about bonding, time together, being cute, ect.
>most gay men are either just as jocky as chad or fashion-obsessed stacies
I just want someone to love at this point. I dont want a boyfriend, or girlfriend.
Kaworu doesn't exist to rescue me from my crippling depressing and loneliness
I'll tell you this, OP. You'll never feel your heart sink deeper, eyes tear up faster, and wishing for death quicker when you see a really cute guy who already has someone at an anime convention just being a cute couple. A life goal I can never achieve because I'm basically retarded and emotionally stunted.
Also avoiding trashy guys though
I dont want someone who wants to stick their dick in everything, i want a loving relationship.
I dont even go to those ;_;
>tfw gay bottom
>tfw you will never EVER have a dominant boyfriend to love
Monogamy and homosexuality don't mix
>Also avoiding trashy guys though
>I dont want someone who wants to stick their dick in everything, i want a loving relationship.
What is trashy about having lots of sex?
You will find that many of the guys that get around the most are the most well-rounded in the community. Being segregated not only by society at large, but also by (in their minds) their own kind is what drives the quiet, nancy boys absolutely mad. This is why you find so many crazy gay men that are either extremely young or extremely old.
>Monogamy and homosexuality don't mix
R-really. Is that how it is. I just thought I lived in a shitty city. LAfag, and I just thought the atmosphere was breeding degeneracy.
If you're under 5/10 it's I M P O S S I B L E to find a good boyfriend.
>whats trashy about having lots of sex?
I assume it's with multiple partners, aside from the fact that being gay already fucks us in the STD department, having lots of sexual partners is a show of narcissism. Id rather be in a fully monogamous relationship and only get off once a week than fuck 2 dudes a day.
>R-really. Is that how it is. I just thought I lived in a shitty city
M8, It's just a result of High Sex Drive + Coolidge Effect. You're going to get bored of fugging the same person eventually.
There's nothing like kids to tie a homosexaul relationship together. Plus, homos lose looks quicker over time + higher standards means sex gets boring faster. I'm sorry but monogamy will never work. We're doomed to desire fanciful, fairytale relationships
>High Sex Drive
I dont have any sex drive. my mom was a hyperfeminist and gave me some weird hormone therapy when i was younger without my knowledge that nullified almost any sex drive i have. I only jerk off every week because theres nothing better to do.
I just want to be loyal and love someone, maybe cook them dinner every night, cuddle, and watch whatever new weebshits out
is that really so much to ask? ;_;
>finally find a fucking sub who has my fetishes and who is safe/clean guaranteed
>talking to him for fucking weeks to set up meeting (we're both busy)
>"next week is good, my wife will be away"
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A GOOD PERSON
>tfw no IRL shy femboy gay weeb friend to play vidya and board games with.
Nothing sexual; I just feel more comfortable around quiet people, weebs and femboys because they're all non-threatening. Combining them would just make for the ultimate in non-verbal communication while playing video games together.
>In a loving relationship with my girlfriend of two years (both of us are each others first relationship and I took her virginity).
>Sometimes realise that if I had gained confidence before I met her, I could have been fucking twinks and getting my dick sucked on a weekly basis.
The fact that I even think about it makes me sick.
I feel like all I am is the potential whoreishness of a Stacey in the body of a socially stunted dweebcunt.
am I above 5/10?
will I every have a fucking bf?
>see a cute guy
>his gf comes to meet him
ruins my day every time
I don't smoke and I don't like cigarette smoke but as long as they do it outside I don't care
I never understood how someone can be so vehemently against smoking that they'd drop someone for it
online tryhard cutesie behaviour sickens me so much
~ is the worst key on the keyboard
>have higher standards
I hate this statement, there isn't a standard to begin with. There are only boys I find attractive and boys I don't find attractive. I'm not pulling out a ruler and measuring your glabela and going 'oh it is within X tolerance, within my standards!'
>want a nice dom bf
>everyone in the area is a sub too
>discounting the power of cosplay
don't count it out, my man
But seriously, being cute is not hard and is mostly an issue of fashion, hygiene and health. most people are also not so picky that they'll reject anyone who's not an airbrushed GQ cover model
>BBBBBBUT MY BONE SCRUTCKTURE NADIM FAT AND ALSO A MANLET WAAAAHHHHHHHH
shut the fuck up faggot that constant complaining is why no one likes you, not your weak cheekbones or lack of dimples or whatever the fuck
>subs have literally no standards other than they want someone dominant.
I'm a fat lump of shit and I've been able to date qt sub men
it's like daddy issues times a hunnit
yeah that was my concern. I'm obviously not opposed to the idea of sex but I'd like it if I could get a relationship first, seems more fulfilling. I do wonder what people who aren't sluts are supposed to do
I really feel sorry for fags.
Because i'm bi, i know how much monogamy in the gay world is literally impossible.
While having a loyal gf is also difficult, it's not impossible tier.
But keep trying guys, i know how hard is to resist the sex urge with all those easy app's out there and with this hook up culture being strong as ever.
Seriously it's not that hard to get laid as a dude
Sure I'm 6'1 white with blue eyes and a big dick, but I'm pretty much gayfat, borderline straight skinny fat except I have gyno, at least I look normal with a shirt on.
but once I loose another 15 lbs and get down to 165 I should have a chad-tier jawline
>still need Xanax even to have grindr hookups
>probably never coming out of the closet
how do you get past the fear of STDs and poopdick? i've had sex with a guy in the past but we were pretty exclusive. i can't bring myself to do hookups because of it and i've given up on finding a bf.
>>Tfw decent body
>>tfw not a normalfag
>>tfw afraid of intimacy
I guess that applies to most of the robots and gaybots here. Idk how people do that intimacy thing. Opening up to another person is something I'm really really hesitant about.
>tfw almost exclusively 2D lover
>have this cute guy in my class
>both boyish and has feminine features (bright eyes, blondish hair, a roundish face, his cheeks always look like he's blushing)
>I get along with him very well, able to go back and forth easily
he's a pretty big normie and is easily subdued by peer pressure
I genuinely believe he's a succubus (male).
He can't compete with 2D anyways...
I still kind of wish I could cuddle with him.
I always use a condom. The one single time i fucked without it, i had to endure 3 months of paranoia to get tested.
Thank god the other guy was clean, so i got lucky.
Well, i had sex with only 5 guys, 3 of them i fucked like 3 to 5 times. But i had to part ways, i can't see myself dating a boy really.
Maybe if he was close to my perfection, but really, the social stigma of dating a guy is awful.
Well, that sucks. Not much you can do about it beside facial surgery.
>tfw I only know females and will never get a bf
How the fuck do I make friends with males? I meet all the weeb qt femboy standards but the only guys that talk to me are 40+; every guy my age where I live is black or straight edge.
>noone is ever in new york
same problem with L O N D O N
it's because they are dreadful cities full of dreadful people
Just have to accept that we will die alone, surrounded by humanity
>asked a boy out this saturday
>he said yes
>no idea of where to take him
>actually get nervous about it
Maybe I'll just bring him to a restaurant and go to a park and maybe the movies and
>shoes on the bed
Aw shit, that's gonna be a problem. I want more than just bumping uglies but telling anyone you're a fag ruins your street cred around here.
>"Hey anon, what are you waiting for?"
>"Yeah bro, you're gonna take your shirt off or what? We wanna take a look at you."
Really? All the men I talk to prefer cuddling and doing stuff like that. A nice supposedly straight young man stayed at mine after meeting him on a night out and we just cuddled and fell asleep. Nothing lewd or gross at all. Maybe you are giving off the wrong impression.
>the guy on the right
he looks hot despite being average hipstertrash
I prefer husbandomode tho.
>w shit, that's gonna be a problem. I want more than just bumping uglies but telling anyone you're a fag ruins your street cred around here.
Same problem for me. Probably making it harder to get with the weeb sub that I'll never find.
>being this jelly and delusional
this is why you have no bf
>tfw not actually that submissive but still want to get railed like a scrub in skulltag and wear frilly clothes around the house and and shit
so hard to find anyone who doesn't the AWW ARENT U A CUTESY WUTESY SISSY~~~~ thing 24/7, like, damn nigga, I have more to my life than a pair of striped panties
>tfw I am that guy
I'm actually worried about my first time now because of the toys I've used
no crazy goatse man dragon dildos, but still pretty big