gaybot feels.

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I'll tell you this, OP. You'll never feel your heart sink deeper, eyes tear up faster, and wishing for death quicker when you see a really cute guy who already has someone at an anime convention just being a cute couple. A life goal I can never achieve because I'm basically retarded and emotionally stunted.

>>25688998
subs have literally no standards other than they want someone dominant.

i'm a dom top and i've fucked 20 times this year already. you underestimate how much sex gay men have.

>>25690208
Also avoiding trashy guys though
I dont want someone who wants to stick their dick in everything, i want a loving relationship.

>>25689908
>anime convention
I dont even go to those ;_;

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>>25688998

>tfw gay bottom
>tfw you will never EVER have a dominant boyfriend to love

Monogamy and homosexuality don't mix

>tfw not good enough for love
I just want to meet a nice guy and have a life with him. I don't want much, just a cute boyfriend.
That's the problem though.
I'm not cute.

>>25690507
>Also avoiding trashy guys though
>I dont want someone who wants to stick their dick in everything, i want a loving relationship.

What is trashy about having lots of sex?

You will find that many of the guys that get around the most are the most well-rounded in the community. Being segregated not only by society at large, but also by (in their minds) their own kind is what drives the quiet, nancy boys absolutely mad. This is why you find so many crazy gay men that are either extremely young or extremely old.

>>25690649


Not everyone wants to be a whore.

>>25690532
>Monogamy and homosexuality don't mix

R-really. Is that how it is. I just thought I lived in a shitty city. LAfag, and I just thought the atmosphere was breeding degeneracy.

>>25690540
If you're under 5/10 it's I M P O S S I B L E to find a good boyfriend.

>>25690649
>whats trashy about having lots of sex?

I assume it's with multiple partners, aside from the fact that being gay already fucks us in the STD department, having lots of sexual partners is a show of narcissism. Id rather be in a fully monogamous relationship and only get off once a week than fuck 2 dudes a day.

>>25690208
I don't want craigslist/grindr stds though. I just want a shy weeb sub bf who has no experience either.

>>25691333
I've been rated 6/10 by /soc/.
I-is there hope for me?

>>25688998
>Monogamous
>Gay
Pick one.

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>>25691333
>R-really. Is that how it is. I just thought I lived in a shitty city

M8, It's just a result of High Sex Drive + Coolidge Effect. You're going to get bored of fugging the same person eventually.

There's nothing like kids to tie a homosexaul relationship together. Plus, homos lose looks quicker over time + higher standards means sex gets boring faster. I'm sorry but monogamy will never work. We're doomed to desire fanciful, fairytale relationships

>>25691377
>High Sex Drive
I dont have any sex drive. my mom was a hyperfeminist and gave me some weird hormone therapy when i was younger without my knowledge that nullified almost any sex drive i have. I only jerk off every week because theres nothing better to do.

I just want to be loyal and love someone, maybe cook them dinner every night, cuddle, and watch whatever new weebshits out

is that really so much to ask? ;_;

>>25691664
meant for
>>25691469


>>25691377
I'm a switch weeb, but ugly as sin
Is there hope for me? ;_;

>>25691664

I don't have a high sex drive either. It's just a reason to why it usually doesn't work.

>tfw gay permavirgin

You have a whole fucking board for yourself.

get the FUCK out

>finally find a fucking sub who has my fetishes and who is safe/clean guaranteed
>talking to him for fucking weeks to set up meeting (we're both busy)
>"next week is good, my wife will be away"

WHY

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A GOOD PERSON

DSFGAS

>tfw straight friends

>>25692802
Thats what you get for being a mentally ill degenerate.

>>25692802
How'd you find and confirm that?

>tfw no IRL shy femboy gay weeb friend to play vidya and board games with.
Nothing sexual; I just feel more comfortable around quiet people, weebs and femboys because they're all non-threatening. Combining them would just make for the ultimate in non-verbal communication while playing video games together.

>>25693274
This is what I want senpai. They must have a million people after them. It's hopeless.

>>25692802
>tfw biscum
>In a loving relationship with my girlfriend of two years (both of us are each others first relationship and I took her virginity).
>Sometimes realise that if I had gained confidence before I met her, I could have been fucking twinks and getting my dick sucked on a weekly basis.
The fact that I even think about it makes me sick.
I feel like all I am is the potential whoreishness of a Stacey in the body of a socially stunted dweebcunt.

>>25692730
yeah it's called /r9k/

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am I above 5/10?
will I every have a fucking bf?

>>25691682
>I'm a switch weeb, but ugly as sin
>Is there hope for me? ;_;
Based on my experiences, I would say no.

>>25692711
iktf

Sorta Gay I guess. Lost my virginity to a straight male friend. Sometimes straight bros will open up and have some fun.

>>25694121
>is a faggot
>has those stupid earplus

everytime, you look like a beta bitch with those things

Homosexuality is wrong

PENIS IN THE POOHOLE

PENIS IN THE POO POO HOLE

WRONG

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>>25689908
>see a cute guy
>his gf comes to meet him
ruins my day every time

>>25697123
I don't like smokers
>see a cute guy
>he lights a cigarette

dropped

Sure, for some people it's not a problem but I just can't stand smokers and I wouldn't want to live with one.

>>25697155
I don't smoke and I don't like cigarette smoke but as long as they do it outside I don't care

I never understood how someone can be so vehemently against smoking that they'd drop someone for it

>>25690532
>Monogamy and homosexuality don't mix
I've seen it work

just stop trying to find people on Craigslist or in strip clubs

>>25691333
What if you could fuck the same dude twice a day?

where the cutebois @ post em!!
hmu cuties!!!

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>>25697285
online tryhard cutesie behaviour sickens me so much

~ is the worst key on the keyboard

>tfw unattractive

What am I supposed to do?

>tfw fell for straight friend
This happens every fucking time.

>>25697517
This is why you will die alone
Sorry you are so bitter oniichan ~

>>25697517
sry ill make it better

Where are all the cute boys, could you please post?
P-please respond...

>>25688998
>have higher standards
I hate this statement, there isn't a standard to begin with. There are only boys I find attractive and boys I don't find attractive. I'm not pulling out a ruler and measuring your glabela and going 'oh it is within X tolerance, within my standards!'

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>want a nice dom bf
>everyone in the area is a sub too

>>25697807
tfw no qt boy to bully ;_;
pls nude york

>>25697769
You have standards based on appearance. You're constantly judging people and saying whether or no they're attractive enough for you.

>>25697826
nah, I'm a little futher down

>>25697659
Fuck another unattractive person? Or maybe get a fursuit head, or one of those zany meme horse heads.

>>25697872
Doesn't work since everyone only wants cute people.

>>25697863
damn noone is ever in new york for w/e reason.
oh well gl senpai may you find your bf who bullies you all day

>>25697927
and I hope you find your qt. I want to avoid using something like tinder because of the meet and fuck aspect you hear about, but I dunno what else to do.

>this many people wanting quiet men
British turboweeb introvert here, hi

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>>25697892
>discounting the power of cosplay
don't count it out, my man

But seriously, being cute is not hard and is mostly an issue of fashion, hygiene and health. most people are also not so picky that they'll reject anyone who's not an airbrushed GQ cover model
>BBBBBBUT MY BONE SCRUTCKTURE NADIM FAT AND ALSO A MANLET WAAAAHHHHHHHH
shut the fuck up faggot that constant complaining is why no one likes you, not your weak cheekbones or lack of dimples or whatever the fuck

>>25698287
>being cut isn't hard
>most people aren't picky
Way to be a delusional normalfag.

>>25698411
>NNNOOOORRRRMMMMIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is why you can't get a bf

>>25697253
I can't stand the smell. It makes me want to vomit, no idea why.

>>25698700
Nope. You can get away with anything if you're attractive because that's all people care about.

>>25690208
>subs have literally no standards other than they want someone dominant.
Nthing this
I'm a fat lump of shit and I've been able to date qt sub men
it's like daddy issues times a hunnit

>>25698003
Depending on how far south you are you should probably steer away from online dating. Likely youll just end up taking a fag drag.

>>25699489
yeah that was my concern. I'm obviously not opposed to the idea of sex but I'd like it if I could get a relationship first, seems more fulfilling. I do wonder what people who aren't sluts are supposed to do

>>25699723
it's pretty hard, unfortunately. i'm ok with sex, but most of the guys i meet want nothing more than that.

it's really hard to find someone who wants an actual relationship..

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I really feel sorry for fags.
Because i'm bi, i know how much monogamy in the gay world is literally impossible.

While having a loyal gf is also difficult, it's not impossible tier.

But keep trying guys, i know how hard is to resist the sex urge with all those easy app's out there and with this hook up culture being strong as ever.

>>25698287
Seriously it's not that hard to get laid as a dude
Sure I'm 6'1 white with blue eyes and a big dick, but I'm pretty much gayfat, borderline straight skinny fat except I have gyno, at least I look normal with a shirt on.
but once I loose another 15 lbs and get down to 165 I should have a chad-tier jawline
>still need Xanax even to have grindr hookups
>probably never coming out of the closet

>>25700064
>Seriously it's not that hard to get laid as a dude
>Sure I'm 6'1 white with blue eyes and a big dick

ha
hahahaha

this shit never gets old

>>25700128
>5'5 height
>6.7x5 dick
>white, but brown eyes
>bi dom
And i still get laid. Having gay sex is EASY AS FUCK, but a relationship is way harder.

>>25700243

how do you get past the fear of STDs and poopdick? i've had sex with a guy in the past but we were pretty exclusive. i can't bring myself to do hookups because of it and i've given up on finding a bf.

>>25700243
Try having an ugly face and having everyone be repulsed of you.

>>25700517

I would not like to try that.

>>25700568
Exactly. Getting laid isn't easy unless you're an attractive normalfag.

>>25700591

This is probably true.
>Tfw decent body
>tfw not a normalfag
>tfw afraid of intimacy

I think if I could direct my sexual frustration to a hobby I could accomplish something

>>25700648
>>Tfw decent body
>>tfw not a normalfag
>>tfw afraid of intimacy

I guess that applies to most of the robots and gaybots here. Idk how people do that intimacy thing. Opening up to another person is something I'm really really hesitant about.

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>tfw almost exclusively 2D lover
>have this cute guy in my class
>both boyish and has feminine features (bright eyes, blondish hair, a roundish face, his cheeks always look like he's blushing)
>I get along with him very well, able to go back and forth easily
>he's a pretty big normie and is easily subdued by peer pressure

I genuinely believe he's a succubus (male).
He can't compete with 2D anyways...

I still kind of wish I could cuddle with him.

tfw no sub to tease all day and cuddle all night ;_;

>>25700352
I always use a condom. The one single time i fucked without it, i had to endure 3 months of paranoia to get tested.
Thank god the other guy was clean, so i got lucky.

Well, i had sex with only 5 guys, 3 of them i fucked like 3 to 5 times. But i had to part ways, i can't see myself dating a boy really.

Maybe if he was close to my perfection, but really, the social stigma of dating a guy is awful.

>>25700517
Well, that sucks. Not much you can do about it beside facial surgery.

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>tfw I only know females and will never get a bf
How the fuck do I make friends with males? I meet all the weeb qt femboy standards but the only guys that talk to me are 40+; every guy my age where I live is black or straight edge.

>>25700677

At least we have dildos

>>25701037
>this fucking degenerate uses 10x7 inch dildos
>proceeds to take any dick out there with easy

Disgusting,
There is nothing more stupid than fucking a loose guy.

>>25701150

I just use the Aneros

>>25697807
Complete opposite where I am. What le fug mang. West coast btw.

>>25699053
Just curious but around what area?

>>25700753
Condom don't stop skin contact stuff though like scabies/crabs/hpv/hsv etc though.

>>25700787
Location if you wouldn't mind.

>>25697927
>noone is ever in new york
same problem with L O N D O N
it's because they are dreadful cities full of dreadful people
Just have to accept that we will die alone, surrounded by humanity

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>asked a boy out this saturday
>he said yes
>no idea of where to take him
>actually get nervous about it

Maybe I'll just bring him to a restaurant and go to a park and maybe the movies and hold hands

>>25701714

I'm bitter so I'm gong to say the relationship won't work. Give up

>>25701714
Ayy good for you.

>>25701714
restaurant for talking and getting to know each other is a good idea imo.

>>25694121
Bad photo but I think I see a bit of chubbiness, also yeah look up ways to subtly suggest you are a fag like clothing. Say you're an independent etc.

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>>25699899
>shoes on the bed
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25701786
>relationship
Aw shit, that's gonna be a problem. I want more than just bumping uglies but telling anyone you're a fag ruins your street cred around here.

>>25700787
Girls have gay friends, and they are aware they're gay. Use them as a resource.

>>25688998
I feel you, fellow gaybot...

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>"Hey anon, what are you waiting for?"
>"Yeah bro, you're gonna take your shirt off or what? We wanna take a look at you."

I'm 6'3 and I just want to be submissive

I feel so ashamed of my height and I feel as if I can't do anything because people will just reject me based on my height

>tfw had a relationship for 8 years and it will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EEEEEEEEEEEEEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

>>25688998
Really? All the men I talk to prefer cuddling and doing stuff like that. A nice supposedly straight young man stayed at mine after meeting him on a night out and we just cuddled and fell asleep. Nothing lewd or gross at all. Maybe you are giving off the wrong impression.

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>>25702111
>the guy on the right
he looks hot despite being average hipstertrash

I prefer husbandomode tho.

>>25702127
im 6'1 and love of my life was 5'6

>tfw always the big spoon
>tfw would do almost anything to go back in time to those days
>tfw alcohol won't drown the feels

>>25702065
>w shit, that's gonna be a problem. I want more than just bumping uglies but telling anyone you're a fag ruins your street cred around here.
Same problem for me. Probably making it harder to get with the weeb sub that I'll never find.

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>>25698860
>being this jelly and delusional
this is why you have no bf

>>25699053
>tfw not actually that submissive but still want to get railed like a scrub in skulltag and wear frilly clothes around the house and and shit
so hard to find anyone who doesn't the AWW ARENT U A CUTESY WUTESY SISSY~~~~ thing 24/7, like, damn nigga, I have more to my life than a pair of striped panties

>>25693293
That's exactly what I am, and I can assure you that isn't the case haha

/foreveralone/

>>25702167
2bh, while I do care a lot about bonding and time together and mutual interests and such, I hate cuddling. I just don't like to be touched.

>>25702065
>oofuri
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>25701150
>tfw I am that guy

I'm actually worried about my first time now because of the toys I've used

no crazy goatse man dragon dildos, but still pretty big

>>25701587
South florida ghetto

>tfw not gay enough to want a /fit/ hairy dude
>tfw not alpha enough to be a 100% dom
I just want a qt like me to cuddle with
is a relationship like that even possible?

>>25703260
yes you fucking moron

the vast majority of gay relationships are that

maybe stop getting your social cues from fanfiction and trap threads idiot

fuck you

>>25703296
calm down fucker
I'm pretty new to this subject, i only lurk threads like that sometimes so i can't say much
thanks for the answer tho

>>25703374
no

fuck you

zero tolerance for meme-spouting tumblrite fetlife shitposters