I've been a NEET for 10 years now. AMA

>>25688780
Do you plan on killing yourself, and if not why?

Would you run away with me, a 22 year old neet?

Tips on how to start living the neet life

What did you have for breakfast this morning? You've mastered the piano by now, right?

>>25688780
How do you keep yourself entertained and/or sane?

>>25688821
Why would I do that, wagecuck?

>>25688824
Depends on your neet income

>>25688825
Im no ordinary neet
I've been lucky/was kinda good and struck gold playing poker (400k)
Instead of investing that money or whatever BS i decided to NEET it up but now im running out of money. ive about 1 year of NEETdom left

Some might call me a retard and it might have been retarded but i basically spent my 20s doing nothing. i dont really regret it

>>25688829
>waking up in the morning

kek

I had a pollock salad for diner

>>25688833
I had some small depressions im not gonna lie.

I played mostly vidya/drawing. Those are the only 2 activities I like. I shitposted all over the internet too. I travelled a bit for cheap to half a dozen different places in the USA, Italy and Canada

>>25688825
Live with your parents, casually remind them you'd probably kill yourself if they kicked you out occasionally.
Working class families and people with student loans are shit out of luck, but you probably knew that already.

Have you ever had sex? Do you have any friends? What will you do when you run out of money? Why should that happen anyway if you live with your parents?

>>25688780
What flavor of autism do you have?

>>25688780
Do you have gf?

>>25688988
Wave a sign on weekends. So technically not neet. More a hikkikomori; sign waving involves no social contact

>>25690777
I remember you from another thread.

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>>25688988
You had all that money and didn't even think of investing it in education? Nigger you could have learned a sweat trade deal or programming but now you're fucked!

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Wagecuck here

I envy you, how do i become a neetfag?

>>25691149
Get fired and then get rejected at every future job application.