>you sit alone reading Camus
>On her face Chad will spew
The last word of each line is supposed to rhyme you fucking aspie cucks
Im an Engineering major who hates this sort of pretentious staza shit, but even I can figure this out
>tfw riding the tiger made me fuck a literally tranny and doing coke off her dick
>tfw afterwards I felt wicked degenerate and guilty
Idk familia, I think riding the tiger might just be an exuse, I didnt feel any stronger for mastering the degeneracy
>you laugh at the latest meme
>she licks up Chad's cream
Really, how hard is it for you fucking retards to create a true rhyme?
evola was way more based than camus
>You relate too much with the Underground Man
>Chad fucks her so hard she'll need a bedpan
> you're throwing a LAN party
> Chad is fucking her in her farty
> you're drowning your sorrows in rum
> she's guzzling his cum
> she's your oneitis
> tyrone have her hepatitis
> you're crying on an imageboard
> she's getting impaled with his porksword
>You read Beyond Freedom and Dignity
>Chad fucks her with force and rapidity
>you learn of the Ubermench
>chad makes her pussy clench
>Chad is out with your sister on a date
>You sit at home and masturbate
We are the underdog rebellion not traitorous cucks
After the revolution Chads will work manual labor in Siberia for hours on end while the new Beta Liberation Army will get gf's that have be re-appropriated by the official gf distribution czar
>you're getting well-educated
>she's getting double penetrated
>you install gentoo
>chad nukes her vagoo
>"My fellow Americans, 1% of the males have 85% of the gfs! We need to stand up against the billionaire Chad class, enough is enough! "
I'm not much of one for reading philosophy because I'm stuck-up enough to think I'm smarter than the great philosophers, but I thought Rand could put together a very good novel even if her views were a bit extreme. Tolkein's timeless, and I'm not just talking about the LOTR trilogy. His life and personal writings, as well, are something I find fascinating.
Sure, they're not the only two names in the entire field, but Tolkein's god-tier and Rand just happened to rhyme with "hand."
>you criticize fellow shut-ins' taste in books
>Chad gets a lot more than just a good look
>No forplay just Butt plugs orgasms ensue
>she's cumming and squirting for Chad not for you
>you're learning dialectic with hegel
>she's getting a banana in her bagel
>You read "On the Genealogy of Morals"
>Meanwhile Chad stuffs all her holes.
> You read "On the Genealogy of Morals"
> Meanwhile Chad gets all the orals
> You stand tall and proud, think it would be a fun disguise
> By looking in the mirror you see all that you despise