some fucking dick head stole money from me and my friends
I wanna go fuck up his car. he doesn't know my face, I'm just worried he'll pin it on one of my friends.
how can I do this without anyone getting caught?
I wanna do this shit myself. I'm too much of a little bitch to fight him.
ruining thousands of dollars, however, I can totally do. I'm salivating at the mouth just thinking about my revenge
I know that sounds fedora-worthy, but fuck people who think it's okay to fucking steal money
Kill his mom.
Poison dart the old bitch and laugh at him while he cries and mourns he death at the cemetery.
Wait a month, you goddamn retard
Also make sure it's his fucking car (license plate #s, not just color and model) before you become the turbo-dick Chad-tier moron yourself.
>'yeah brah i just vandalized random shit to get back at some dude for some shit that might or might have involved him or whatever haha sick'
Yes, this. OP, potentially angering the guy who clearly does not fear or respect you is not a good move.Especially when you admit you're a pussy. Do something else with your life.
Just do it in a way that he can't legally prove who fucked with his car (which is super easy) and quit being a pussy.
Also if you know who stole money from you then ether go to the cops or if you can't then you and your friends go and cub stomp the bitch until he gives up the cash or learned his lesson.
if you wanna be a real nigga then get your friends together with some baseball bats and shit
otherwise fuck off, you aren't built for this
this is why gangs exist, if you do something he's going to retaliate and it well keep escalating until one of you fucks off or is dead.
pour some sand or some shit in the faggots gas tank. Or slash his tires or some shit. wear a hood with a hat and gloves. if you're super serious about not getting caught stalk the faggot and learn his routine.
nigga, he straight up burned op on some drug money.
>or if you can't then you and your friends go and cub stomp the bitch until he gives up the cash or learned his lesson.
this is talking tough on the internet. If you do anything even remotely like this you better be prepared to ride that life all the way down the line.
Fucking with his car is passive/aggressive. That kind of shit can get you hurt in that world.
>being an /r9k/ poster
>calling other people degenerate
OP don't bother with the whole fucking up his car thing or the other try hard shit these retards are telling you to do. Just turn him in and move on, you'll get a good laugh when you read his name in the crime blotter.
A guy broke into our house once, stole some shit and hit our dog with a flashlight so we rolled a flaming tire through the sliding glass door of his house and his daughter died in the fire.
I agree with this, why would the police need to know it's "drug money"
>How did you get this money that was stolen?
>I saved up for months to buy an oculus rift, so that i could fat to my waifu.
>My friends here all pitched in.
Later you can all laugh at his mugshot and visit him in prison to make him watch you enjoy foods he can no longer eat while in prisoned.
Why would you scratch his car? That shit can be repaired for cheap.
You gotta start thinking big OP
You fucked up for not calling the police immediately.
Bleach in gas tank. A liter will do, take a small funnel so you spill it and leave a residue.
Unless he knows a mechanic experienced with shenanigans, he'll never know.
You leave an anonymous tip brah.
You don't walk into the station and say "Hello officers, I was purchasing drugs yesterday and this asshole robbed me, should I describe him to your sketch artist?"
>>My friends here all pitched in.
>Later you can all laugh at his mugshot and visit him in prison to make him watch you enjoy foods he can no longer eat while in prisoned.
see you would need this thing called evidence.
Sounds like he probably makes a lot of enemies. Wait two months and then do it. That's long enough for him to not suspect you or your friends. Unless your friends do something else to him in that time period, in which case it's their funeral. Also, by that time has passed you'll have lost your hateboner so you won't end up actually doing it because you're clearly a pussy at heart anyways.
Plaster his car completely with Vote Hillary stickers. Use glue.
How do you know he stole it?
Why not steal it back?
A good plan would be to get a girl you guys know to pretend she is into him and have him spill the beans to her while she records it.
I should clarify, CHLORINATED Bleach in gas tank. (None of that Chlorox 2 bullshit, get the bottom of the barrel cheapest shit you can find. If it's a foreign brand even better)
> take a small funnel so you DON'T spill it and leave a residue.
>Wait some time first
>Wait two months
I like how the autists of r9k think 60 days or so passing would render him incapable of connecting the two events.
I knwow you dudes are full on retards when it comes to girls; but aren't you faggots good at anything?
Is that your term for scamming and robbing people over what is supposed to be a transaction calling it a "drug debt"? If so I've got some drugs to sell you, I won't deliver the goods for a while though, we can just call it a drug debt, trust me. :)
That's what they're for, retard. You pay taxes so the police has your back, they're a government gang for hire. You need them to settle disputes and keep the peace. a thieving piece of shit aught to be in prison, thieves don't belong in the civil world and OP should turn himself in to the proper authorities along with his friends and the thief.
That way we'll all get a goodnight sleep knowing less danger will be lurking about.
But that's what it is.
>Is that your term for scamming and robbing people over what is supposed to be a transaction calling it a "drug debt"? If so I've got some drugs to sell you, I won't deliver the goods for a while though
yes. The emotional context doesn't make it not a drug debt.
>he stole money!!!!!
>better to not call the cops and do something that can result in the courts making me pay him money.
Are you an idiot? I feel like you are an idiot.
Best ones I got mate
>baseball bat the shit out of the car
>cut every wire in sight under the hood
>remove tires, put underneath car, barbecue car
>get sparkplug, drill hole in bottom of gas tank, remove ALL gas, insert sparkplug, wire it up, trigger sparkplug, BOOM
>bleach in gas tank
>re-route exhaust into car
>douse the whole fucking thing in gas, just burn it lel
Yeah, OP you should ask him if he stole it tell him if he doesn't answer truthfully you'll kill his family member whom you guys kidnapped prior to the call.
Schedule a date to trade the senpai member for the money, kill the family member after you receive your money, then he'll know not to fuck with you guys again.
If you're going to do illegal things at least do them right.
Why don't you go knock on the door at the house of the guy that scammed OP and explain to him he needs to pay his "drug debt". Btw could you loan me $500 for a cash debt? I promise I'll pay it back.
The teenage edgelords really get off on fucking with a car. They've got all kinds of plans. Vandalism. They're breaking out their Anarchist cookbooks and shit.
Try fucking with a real drug dealer's car. Wait some time though, of course.
tfw you get a hot one through your trench coat.
Just need some iron oxide and aluminium powder, you can make the former using a car battery and some nails in water and buy the latter at a hardware store. Mix them in a 3:1 ratio (the smaller amount being the aluminium). You will need a blowtorch and some time to light it up, but putting a small amount on the hood will burn right through the engine block and fuck it up good.
>The teenage edgelords really get off on fucking with a car. They've got all kinds of plans.
>Just need some iron oxide and aluminium powder, you can make the former using a car battery and some nails in water and buy the latter at a hardware store. Mix them in a 3:1 ratio (the smaller amount being the aluminium). You will need a blowtorch and some time to light it up, but putting a small amount on the hood will burn right through the engine block and fuck it up good.
I'm sorry I didn't realize I was dealing with a legit internet tough guy. That's a good plan as long as your cool with the outcome of one of you being dead or in traction at a hospital while the other goes to prison for several years. Clearly you know more about life than I do, and I never suggested fucking with a car fyi.
forgot to mention you have to bake them together, which you do by mixing them in water then heating in an oven (the oven won't be hot enough to start the reaction). You should end up with a crumbly brown material. It also might se a good idea to get ahold of some magnesium ribbons (should be available online) they burn super hot, will make lighting the thermite easier.
Look, I said to eat the money and move on with your life.
If you're going to key the car, you better be prepared for a confrontation. And if you're not prepared for a confrontation, don't key the car.
There is no such thing as a kinda thug.
Hey its up to OP, he seems to think he will be able to get to the car for a period of time without being seen, and the thermite thing is the quickest way to make a car undrivable without getting into the cab
Kidnap one of his family members. Hang them from a tree/streetlight on his street right in front of his house. Use their blood to paint a message on his garage "you know why". Then he'll know you aren't fucking around.