>going to chill with girl for a few days >no condoms >haven't

>>25685843
>scared the cashier will laugh at me

People couldn't give less of a shit about you, anon. Especially cashiers.

>haven't trimmed pubes
Do you really need to?

Why would a cashier laugh at you for buying condoms? Who does this?

go to the supermarket and use self checkout like a normal person you autist. then no-one has to see. also no girl will touch your dick if theres a jungle growing from it, take my word on that one. my bush has cucked me before

>>25685984
because

I'm rally fucking self conscious?

>>25685843
when I met my husband the first time he brought with him a whole box of condoms

he was just gonna be chilling with me for a few days and I honestly didn't even think were gonna fuck, I figured we might fool around a little maybe and cuddle a lot.

haha, nope

>charged train ride home
>electricity
>we are vibrating
>get in the door
>we are making out
>drops bag on the floor
>make out slowly in the direction of the bed
>"wait"
>pulls BOX of trojans out
>"You got a whole box of condoms? Jesus what did you think we'd be doing all weekend?"
>he kisses me again
>1.5 days later we run out of condoms, I'm using my emergency stash

>>25686055
Pathetic beta bitch.

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>>25686125
my face is original

>>25685907
Try being me
>Family has relations with counter staff
>They already comment on the type of soap you get

>>25686343

apparently there's only one place that sells condoms where you live. must be tough.

>>25686363
There's other places, but I'm not driving out 40 minutes to the abc

>>25685843
>shaving your pubes
Disgusting there's nothing more glorious than having a mane frame your junk

>>25686444
Nice trips, checkederino my friendo, what's the dealio, get condomos and get laido, and not get STDos

>>25685843
Sounds like you're aware of the problem, and the solution, but don't want to take it.

If you stay your course, remember that
nobody brought you to that end but you.

The cashier won't given you a second thought, you are literally just a transaction to them, and you can just take your pubes down to a couple of centimetres with any old pair of scissors.

doesn't matter, you're not going to end up using them

>>25685843
>trimming pubes is difficult
Try having as much hair around your asshole and on your balls as on your head. That's what's preventing me from even hiring an escort as they all want good hygiene, i can't even imagine how would a regular woman react.

>>25686444
It's either that or she's not gonna let you fuck.
When you're in the moment, I've found its wayyyy easier to get consent if you just pause for a sec and ask if you should grab the condoms. Get some poontang bud, it's fun. Don't be nervous.

>>25685843
well maybe you'll get a bj.

dont need a condom for that

>>25685843
Self checkout at Wally World?

>>25685843
As a cashier, I only had to repress my smirk/awe when a guy bought XL condoms. Otherwise, they honestly won't care.

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>>25685843
Lmao you're probably too scared to buy toilet paper also

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>>25685843
>too scared to go to pharmacy to buy condoms, scared the cashier will laugh at me

Are you Finnish?

>>25687061
VEET that shit man.

Spray-on hair removal cream is the answer, just get into an empty bathtub and spray it on your taint, the hair will melt right off.