I accidentally got stuck with my practice gf, probably going to have to marry pic related
>6'2, God knows how heavy (I am 5'9, 155)
>literal autism, into cosplay and will have fucking terrifying tantrums
>she once punched me in the chest and I just crumpled and passed out
>virgin before me, but now we fuck every day
>drags me around by the hand or with her arm around my neck whenever we're in public, really loud talker
>people laugh at us but she's oblivious
>staying with her out of equal parts sympathy, fear, and quietness
there are obviously pros and cons but god damn if this isn't an extreme feel
>tfw 5'7 with 5'9 practice girl
she isnt as fat as yours but she still is definitely fat
i scoured her facebook pics and she has pics like 9 months ago with some chad and she was skinnier, her face looked better
whatever. i purposely revealed all of my powerlevel to try to get her to go away but shes still there. guess she's a keeper
I seen this in a movie already. Watch it to learn what to do.
We need to make them leave their shells somehow. Just go along with it.
I'm in the same position, bro. Started dating a couple of days ago and have constant sex, which is a strange feeling.
Was thinking about revealing my power level as well...gore, revealing love of Trump, kike conspiracies, My Little Pony, non-PC talk, etc. Any other ideas?
Her devotion to me is starting to scare me.
i dont like trump but i basically just told her how i have literally 0 friends and spend most of my time on 4chan, and im not a good conversationalist and prefer silence
i thought that would dry her right up but she still wants to come back
i liked the kissing and the sex but i really dont "feel" for her
maybe i will in time, idk. this is a mixed bag of feels for sure
Those are some good fuckin' genes if you ask me, you want your kids to be tall, right?
>maybe i will in time, idk. this is a mixed bag of feels for sure
Nope not how it works. Attraction is either there or it isn't. You can't just create it out of nothing. It can be destroyed with bad personality traits though.
She's fucking amazing to talk to and I feel completely comfortable with her.
I honestly just think she's falling too hard. if she took things slower + was independent/fought back, I'd like her more I think.
Hoping she breaks up w/ me eventually and finds a Chad (if r9k has taught me anything, she eventually will) while I get a shit ton of romantic/sexual experience.
>people are getting "practice gfs" they don't even like
>I can't even get a girl to hold my hand
>guys are too good and loyal to leave practice gfs
>this whore will still leave you if she gets a better offer
Practice boyfriends are a thing. I guarantee no robot has a backup plan lined up. I'm also confident that none of these "practice girlfriends" know that's what their loyal partners see them as.
Don't worry too bad, OP. You're not the only one. My gf is the same height as yours but a bit skinnier and carries it a little better. It'll work out well. Devoted partners can be good, they tend to work together with you and are willing to compromise more. I mean, yeah, she sounds a little weird, but I'd imagine that you aren't exactly Joe Normal either, seeing as you're on /r9k/ and have a practice gf. Also, a feel you might end up feeling since you're dating an amazon as well:
>tiny Asian Stacy my brother has a crush on talks shit to me
>amazon gf steps right up and smacks her down
Its an odd feel, but a good one.
>reveal power level to 5'7 110lb qt
>she's a lolita cosplayer dom who browses pol
I often consider if I should have just bought a powerball ticket.
This isn't true at all. Fucking someone makes you more attracted to them over time due to the action of oxytocin (and other brain chemicals, maaaaaan).
In my experience I once (the only gf I've had) dated a fat 4/10 but once we'd been fucking for a year and I realized she was actually a chubby sex goddess nympho, she was like a 9/10. Then she cheated on me and we broke up and I was sad. I would not have been sad if we had broken up at the start of the relationship though.
(Not sure how much of that is emotional bonding rather than an actual increase in perceived attraction, but there were definitely both in this case)
>Male anons say they don't care about looks
>"Yeah, she's not a 7/10 so she's a practice girl"
>Male anons say they are loyal, caring and honest
>Lie from beginning of relationship about entire purpose of relationship
>Male anons say Stacy is a cunt (which is true)
>Then act like a male version of Stacy; "lol I can just fuck a bunch of practice Chads and then settle down with a betabux who I don't care about" vs "lol I can just fuck a bunch of practice fatties and then settle down with a super-hottie who I don't care about either but at least the hottie I am superficially linked to"
>male anons say "I just want a gf who loves me :("
>then date women based entirely on appearance and lie about caring for them
ETC ETC ETC
>cumming in a pussy
you're fucking retarded and probably 16
>tfw I hate my practice gf
I doubt it. But even if you really did "have to settle," why consider her a practice gf? Why not find someone you at least get along with and like and then plan to stay with them? You are, at best, being a cynical asshole.
>Not cumming in pussies
Are you gay or do you enjoy only fucking plastic sleeves?
Girls are all about the baby-murder these days so it's not even a question of if she'll abort it, just whether she wants you to pay for it. Unless you're rich, then you are really dumb to cum in vaginas.
>cum in realgf vagina
>have seen the birth control packet and noticed it deplete over time
>her getting knocked up would shit all over both of our plans for the future
>but it's both of our fetishes
How fucked am I?
>tfw your practice gf introduces you to her friends
>tfw she introduces you to her parents
>tfw she falls in love with you
i hve had sex with 4 girls and i have never had a retarded "accident" like that
i never had a problem pulling out and cumming on her ass, stomach, face etc
what a retarded move. enjoy your ruined life. i pity you
I guess I'm a chad then
I'm a virgin NEET though
>You don't know what a vagina truly feels like until you jizz in it.
that's the most retarded thing ive ever read
enjoy your "i s-swear i was on the pill anon!! i dont know why it didnt work!!"
im never gonna get cucked. im never going to cum in a vagina even if a girl tells me its ok. to listen to a woman is to put a loaded gun in your mouth
Pretty likely desu, especially if she's a minority. Like I said, I only slept with 3 women. For 2 of them I knew their entire sexual history so far as it was public. The other 1 didn't seem to be a whore and I'd known her a long time.
The pregnancy thing is a numbers game. If she's not a retarded bitch for forgets (or "forgets") to take the pill you should get hundreds fucks in before she gets pregnant, statistically. The odds improve if you "time it" to the month.
>that's the most retarded thing ive ever read
But you don't know, do you? Cumming in vagina = literally the best part of the sex. I assume it is hardwired to be that way so as to ensure we actually impregnate females.
>Ever dating trashy women
I would have been happy having children with any of the women I slept with. They all had strong genetics, which is important. You are also using "cuck" wrong.
kek you goofed, that's what you get for being alpha and getting a girl
>Implying it will get easier over time
You faggots with practice gfs need to rip the bandaid off before you end up cheating on her and shit and LITERALLY becoming Chad. I mean you can do that too if you want, but then I hope your future wife cucks the shit out of you
It is. Just make sure that you get an actual vasectomy. Then, wait three months. The reason that many current vasectomies fail is because they involve injecting a blockage into the vas deferens (high success rate) instead of severing it (perfect success rate).
My non-practice girlfriend loves this movie for some reason.
She got in a fight once and was screaming "Let me show you how a bitch go down the slide!" while kicking this white girl's head in.
>Whites are practice, blacks are for high-test.
It's the secret to understanding women.
>people falling for the practice gf meme
It was elaborated this year by desperate female landwhales to find beta cucks like you to become their providers. You all fell for it! Played like a damn fiddle!
The robot rating scale is fucked up completely. They'll deny it all day long and straight-up lie, but I've seen threads about ugly girls where they thought nobody was looking. What most robots view as a 4 is actually a 6.
(Here's a hint: If she's white or asian, not disfigured, and not fat, then she's a 4/10 MINIMUM.)
I will make it short.
If you feel like you cannot get stronger and into the mindset where you can actually handle being with her without her overpowering you, then it is best for you to dump her.
Because she is making you slowly addicted to you with the sex every day. Let me guess, you cum every time. One thing is honeymoon phase of relationship, the other thing is just her anchoring you.
And with the tantrums and you being punched. If you cannot make her stop the tantrums and you being punched, dump her. It would be preferred scenario for both of you.
Now you know that relationships and sex are not something mythical, so you can easily work on yourself. And maybe get back to her or any other woman when you know you are capable of handling it.
tl;dr: dump her, work on yourself, get back into relationships when you are stronger and wiser
I can see where this is going.
>You'll dump her, or
>She'll leave you, and
>Either way you'll be left with those nagging feels about how good she was to talk to and how comfortable you were, and over time they'll grow into something bigger until you are consumed by complete and total regret, cursing the day you let her slip through your fingers.
Also, never trust anything you've been 'taught' on /r9k/. This place is as far removed from real life as it is possible to be.