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I accidentally got stuck with my practice gf, probably going to have to marry pic related
>6'2, God knows how heavy (I am 5'9, 155)
>literal autism, into cosplay and will have fucking terrifying tantrums
>she once punched me in the chest and I just crumpled and passed out
>virgin before me, but now we fuck every day
>drags me around by the hand or with her arm around my neck whenever we're in public, really loud talker
>people laugh at us but she's oblivious
>staying with her out of equal parts sympathy, fear, and quietness

there are obviously pros and cons but god damn if this isn't an extreme feel
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If you don't like her dump her you autistic faggot.
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>>25685573
>tfw 5'7 with 5'9 practice girl

she isnt as fat as yours but she still is definitely fat

i scoured her facebook pics and she has pics like 9 months ago with some chad and she was skinnier, her face looked better

whatever. i purposely revealed all of my powerlevel to try to get her to go away but shes still there. guess she's a keeper
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I'm gonna be so pissed if I get reincarnated as the type of guy who has to resort fucking that kind of creature let alone MARRYING IT
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>>25685573
this post is giving me a boner

i'll take her if you don't want
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I wish I had a fat tall psycho girl to dom me.
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Get her to lose weight. Bam. Done.

You don't have to marry her if she aint pregnant.
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Is it normal to not know how much your practice gf weighs? If I had to take a guess, she is 250-300 lbs.
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For the love of god dump her disgusting ass, seriously you do not want to spend the rest of your life dealing with that shit physically and mentally.
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This is why practice gf's are a horrible idea, even outside of memery. You're going to end up stuck with her without even realizing it.
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>>25685573
post more pics for curiosity's sake fampai
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>>25685573
I seen this in a movie already. Watch it to learn what to do.
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>practice girlfriend
no such creature exists
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>>25685573
>6'2", ??? pounds

Yo, if you don't want her OP I'll gladly take her off your hands~
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>>25685893

Shhhhhhhhh.

We need to make them leave their shells somehow. Just go along with it.
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>>25685661
>>25685952
This. That's my fetish. I wish I could find a gf bigger than me.
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>>25685632

I'm in the same position, bro. Started dating a couple of days ago and have constant sex, which is a strange feeling.

Was thinking about revealing my power level as well...gore, revealing love of Trump, kike conspiracies, My Little Pony, non-PC talk, etc. Any other ideas?

Her devotion to me is starting to scare me.
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>>25686030
i dont like trump but i basically just told her how i have literally 0 friends and spend most of my time on 4chan, and im not a good conversationalist and prefer silence

i thought that would dry her right up but she still wants to come back

i liked the kissing and the sex but i really dont "feel" for her

maybe i will in time, idk. this is a mixed bag of feels for sure
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>>25686030
>tfw your bf probably posted this because you're already coming off as a clingon

I-I mean... MLP is pretty lame. ;_;
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>>25685573
>6'2, God knows how heavy

That's my fetish, OP. And I'm even more of a manlet than you are.

I'll take her if you don't want her.
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>>25685573
>I went out with this girl on a single (1) date
>Now I have to marry her!

you deserve everything you've got coming to you desu senpai
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Just find another practice gf until she gets the point and leaves. Then all you do is repeat the process
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>>25686030
Why not just tell her you aren't interested?

There's no need for subterfuge. If you aren't feeling the relationship, end it.
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>6'2"
>Strong
Those are some good fuckin' genes if you ask me, you want your kids to be tall, right?
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>>25685632
If You reveal your true power level to a woman (no matter how ugly) and she stays, she's a keeper
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>>25685573
OP doesn't realize she is exactly what he deserves and the best he is entitled to.
stay with her, OP, you are lucky and you don't even know it because you are too vain.
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I thought this practice gf thing was just a fucking meme

what the fuck.
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>>25685739
>>25685739
if you've ever been with a girl you will know they won't give up their weight
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>>25686083
>maybe i will in time, idk. this is a mixed bag of feels for sure


Nope not how it works. Attraction is either there or it isn't. You can't just create it out of nothing. It can be destroyed with bad personality traits though.
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>>25686093
Some dude's like clingy girls. Some dude's hate it.
MLP is for faggots either way though.
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>>25686239
There's fucking limits man.
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>>25686173

She's fucking amazing to talk to and I feel completely comfortable with her.

I honestly just think she's falling too hard. if she took things slower + was independent/fought back, I'd like her more I think.

Hoping she breaks up w/ me eventually and finds a Chad (if r9k has taught me anything, she eventually will) while I get a shit ton of romantic/sexual experience.
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do you guys text/talk to your practice girls a lot?

like is it expected that there will be constant communication?

i really never have shit to talk about
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>>25686502

Also, going off of that, I'm kind of amazed by how we all seem to go through life phases simultaneously/together. Love you guys. ;_;
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>people are getting "practice gfs" they don't even like

>I can't even get a girl to hold my hand
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>>25685573
>guys are too good and loyal to leave practice gfs
>this whore will still leave you if she gets a better offer
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>>25685573
Your gf knocked you out? Normie feels thread. fuck off. please never come back. thank you
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>>25685573
can a mod please clean up all this fucking normie problems bullshit
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>>25685573
Would date. Send me her info if you dump her.
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>>25686327
If you've ever been inside a girl, you should be able to guess her weight with accuracy.
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>>25686381
No. Whatever attraction you feel is purely hormonal. Real love is an evolving process.
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i wish i could get a gf period
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>>25686320
Practice boyfriends are a thing. I guarantee no robot has a backup plan lined up. I'm also confident that none of these "practice girlfriends" know that's what their loyal partners see them as.
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>>25685693
>tfw my gf is 6'2, fat, and a robot

Why the fuck dies she have to be so sweet and supportive?
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>>25685573
>Those thighs
>that height

Holy shit, would fuck
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>>25685573
Don't worry too bad, OP. You're not the only one. My gf is the same height as yours but a bit skinnier and carries it a little better. It'll work out well. Devoted partners can be good, they tend to work together with you and are willing to compromise more. I mean, yeah, she sounds a little weird, but I'd imagine that you aren't exactly Joe Normal either, seeing as you're on /r9k/ and have a practice gf. Also, a feel you might end up feeling since you're dating an amazon as well:

>tiny Asian Stacy my brother has a crush on talks shit to me
>amazon gf steps right up and smacks her down

Its an odd feel, but a good one.
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one more pic Peut etre
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>>25687718
No. Post more.
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>>25685606
Oh look the end of the thread.
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>tfw you realize you were a practice bf
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>>25688130
I'm not Indian, thanks.
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>>25685703
>Get her to lose weight. Bam. Done.

Easier said than done friend

you underestimate the landwhale
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>>25687718

THAS A HUUUUUUGE BITCH
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>>25687718
C'est terrible anon!
Pas restee avec elle
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>>25686239
>reveal power level to 5'7 110lb qt
>she's a lolita cosplayer dom who browses pol
I often consider if I should have just bought a powerball ticket.
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>>25686381

This isn't true at all. Fucking someone makes you more attracted to them over time due to the action of oxytocin (and other brain chemicals, maaaaaan).

In my experience I once (the only gf I've had) dated a fat 4/10 but once we'd been fucking for a year and I realized she was actually a chubby sex goddess nympho, she was like a 9/10. Then she cheated on me and we broke up and I was sad. I would not have been sad if we had broken up at the start of the relationship though.
(Not sure how much of that is emotional bonding rather than an actual increase in perceived attraction, but there were definitely both in this case)
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>Male anons say they don't care about looks
>"Yeah, she's not a 7/10 so she's a practice girl"

>Male anons say they are loyal, caring and honest
>Lie from beginning of relationship about entire purpose of relationship

>Male anons say Stacy is a cunt (which is true)
>Then act like a male version of Stacy; "lol I can just fuck a bunch of practice Chads and then settle down with a betabux who I don't care about" vs "lol I can just fuck a bunch of practice fatties and then settle down with a super-hottie who I don't care about either but at least the hottie I am superficially linked to"

>male anons say "I just want a gf who loves me :("
>then date women based entirely on appearance and lie about caring for them

ETC ETC ETC
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This is relavent to my fetish, but she is ruined because of the tattoo
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>>25689118
i wanted a 5/10 average girl. i cant get that so i have to settle for 3 and 4s

i may be a monster, but i was made this way by women and their rejection
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>tfw practice gf got practice pregnant

FUCK
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>>25689134
>cumming in a pussy

you're fucking retarded and probably 16
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>tfw I hate my practice gf
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>>25689134
time for a practice abortion
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>>25689133

I doubt it. But even if you really did "have to settle," why consider her a practice gf? Why not find someone you at least get along with and like and then plan to stay with them? You are, at best, being a cynical asshole.
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>>25689172
She wants to keep it though...
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>>25689193
why would you ever cum in a pussy for any reason

it just baffles me that someone could be that stupid
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>>25689150

>Not cumming in pussies

Are you gay or do you enjoy only fucking plastic sleeves?

Girls are all about the baby-murder these days so it's not even a question of if she'll abort it, just whether she wants you to pay for it. Unless you're rich, then you are really dumb to cum in vaginas.
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>>25689206
feels good man
>>25689193
time for a practice kid i guess
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>>25689150
>>25689134
>cum in realgf vagina
>have seen the birth control packet and noticed it deplete over time
>her getting knocked up would shit all over both of our plans for the future

>but it's both of our fetishes

How fucked am I?
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>tfw your practice gf introduces you to her friends
>tfw she introduces you to her parents
>tfw she falls in love with you

Uh oh
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>>25689213
>>25689207
i hve had sex with 4 girls and i have never had a retarded "accident" like that

i never had a problem pulling out and cumming on her ass, stomach, face etc

what a retarded move. enjoy your ruined life. i pity you
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>>25689206
She told me she was safe.

>>25689213
I guess so. She's talked about getting practice married.
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Rate my practice gf

She's my first one
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>>25689258
thats not a practice gf, if you consider that practice then you're a fucking chad

i believe this is bait
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>>25689239

I've cum in three different pussies literally hundreds of times and I never had a kid, so eat shit. You don't know what a vagina truly feels like until you jizz in it.
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>>25689290
I guess I'm a chad then

I'm a virgin NEET though
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>>25689335
Is the "cum in a grill no condor = guaranteed pregnancy or std" just a stupid normie meme then?

If she's on birth control are you pretty much good to go?

t. virgin
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>>25689050

>autistic and racist dom

You lucky bastard
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>>25689335
>You don't know what a vagina truly feels like until you jizz in it.

that's the most retarded thing ive ever read

enjoy your "i s-swear i was on the pill anon!! i dont know why it didnt work!!"

im never gonna get cucked. im never going to cum in a vagina even if a girl tells me its ok. to listen to a woman is to put a loaded gun in your mouth
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>>25689384
This. The guy you're replying to is a guaranteed cuck in the making.

I hope he enjoys his forced child support.
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>>25689236
I know that feelerino, brotherino.
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>>25687718

YOU'RE NEVER LEAVING HER SWAHMP, OP

BETTER BUCKLE UP, YOUR LIFE IS OGRE
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>>25689375

>std

Pretty likely desu, especially if she's a minority. Like I said, I only slept with 3 women. For 2 of them I knew their entire sexual history so far as it was public. The other 1 didn't seem to be a whore and I'd known her a long time.

The pregnancy thing is a numbers game. If she's not a retarded bitch for forgets (or "forgets") to take the pill you should get hundreds fucks in before she gets pregnant, statistically. The odds improve if you "time it" to the month.

>>25689384
>that's the most retarded thing ive ever read

But you don't know, do you? Cumming in vagina = literally the best part of the sex. I assume it is hardwired to be that way so as to ensure we actually impregnate females.

>>25689456

>Ever dating trashy women

I would have been happy having children with any of the women I slept with. They all had strong genetics, which is important. You are also using "cuck" wrong.
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>>25689483
What do we do?
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>>25689456
>Anonette: anon, I'm pregnant
>Anon: one word: vasectomy
>Anonette: ...
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>>25689602
>vasectomy is 100%
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kek you goofed, that's what you get for being alpha and getting a girl
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>>25689589
>wanting to have children

lol
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>>25689592
dunno man, I feel the best thing is dumping her but I can't find a way to do so without breaking her (she's really attached to me)
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>>25685573
Kill her OP
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>>25689688

>Implying it will get easier over time

You faggots with practice gfs need to rip the bandaid off before you end up cheating on her and shit and LITERALLY becoming Chad. I mean you can do that too if you want, but then I hope your future wife cucks the shit out of you
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>>25689715
>before you end up cheating on her
too l8 m8
oh shit what have I become
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>>25689618
It is. Just make sure that you get an actual vasectomy. Then, wait three months. The reason that many current vasectomies fail is because they involve injecting a blockage into the vas deferens (high success rate) instead of severing it (perfect success rate).
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>>25689764

I will have you know that using blood magic I intend to cast a spell on you which will hasten the coming of your penile impotence by at least 5 years.
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>>25689873
in my defense I'll say she kinda sees me like a practice bf as well

thanks for the heads up, though
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>>25685573
I'm considering getting a practice gf, but I'm too scared of the social repercussions.

Any suggestion on how to dead with this?
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>>25689997
>how to dead with this
that Freudian slip
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>>25689997
maybe just not be a fucking normalfag and not care about social politics bullshit?
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>>25689541
kekikooo
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>>25690012
originalkek21354621..
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>>25685866
My non-practice girlfriend loves this movie for some reason.
She got in a fight once and was screaming "Let me show you how a bitch go down the slide!" while kicking this white girl's head in.

>Whites are practice, blacks are for high-test.
It's the secret to understanding women.
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>>25689239
>the pullout method

dumb fuck.
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>>25690205

>Look, ma! I made a racebait shitpost!

Here's your (you)
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>people falling for the practice gf meme

It was elaborated this year by desperate female landwhales to find beta cucks like you to become their providers. You all fell for it! Played like a damn fiddle!
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>>25689133
The robot rating scale is fucked up completely. They'll deny it all day long and straight-up lie, but I've seen threads about ugly girls where they thought nobody was looking. What most robots view as a 4 is actually a 6.
(Here's a hint: If she's white or asian, not disfigured, and not fat, then she's a 4/10 MINIMUM.)
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>>25685573
I will make it short.

If you feel like you cannot get stronger and into the mindset where you can actually handle being with her without her overpowering you, then it is best for you to dump her.

Because she is making you slowly addicted to you with the sex every day. Let me guess, you cum every time. One thing is honeymoon phase of relationship, the other thing is just her anchoring you.

And with the tantrums and you being punched. If you cannot make her stop the tantrums and you being punched, dump her. It would be preferred scenario for both of you.

Now you know that relationships and sex are not something mythical, so you can easily work on yourself. And maybe get back to her or any other woman when you know you are capable of handling it.

tl;dr: dump her, work on yourself, get back into relationships when you are stronger and wiser
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>>25686502
I can see where this is going.

>You'll dump her, or
>She'll leave you, and
>Either way you'll be left with those nagging feels about how good she was to talk to and how comfortable you were, and over time they'll grow into something bigger until you are consumed by complete and total regret, cursing the day you let her slip through your fingers.

Also, never trust anything you've been 'taught' on /r9k/. This place is as far removed from real life as it is possible to be.
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